Boobs. Many glorious, fun things can be done with them besides feeding brats.
The question: why do tit-men love to see girls play with their own tits? Lick them. Suck them. Stack them. Jiggle them. And a whole lot more. Hours of amusement and pleasure.
One answer: tit-men love to lick, suck and handle boobs so it gives them pleasure to see a girl enjoying her own tits. So who needs Nintendo?
Here’s a selection of my favorite photos of ten hooter-heavy hotties savoring their assets for mutual enjoyment. Many more are inside the Hallowed Halls of Hooters that are known as SCORELAND.
Gya's an acrobatic self-sucker. She could probably self-suck upside down.
Seeing Sara Rae’s new videos and enjoying her self-sucking talents reminded me of this recent “Scorecard” letter from a new guy named K.F. Most people like to explore the girls at SCORELAND or XLGirls on their own. K.F. cut to the chase with this question.
“I just saw Gya Roberts for the first time and holy shit. Wow, she loves sucking her boobs. And she loves talking about her pussy. Awesome. So I’ve obviously missed a few really bad girls. I don’t suppose…check that…I bet you know exactly which girls love sucking their own boobs. Could you tell me who they are?”
So I gave K.F. a few names of the great nipple suckers. There have been many.
There’s Cassitty, Africa and Cherry Brady. There’s Carmen Hayes, Autumn-Jade and Brandy Talore.
Samantha Kay is forgotten today. She was active in 2004 and 2005. Samantha could, and probably still does, self-suckle with the best of them.
Samantha Kay had a Merit Badge in hands-free sucking.
It’s not an easy thing to do. Many can lift ’em and lick ’em, but getting the nipple in the mouth and sucking requires very pliable, very large boobs and advanced skills.
Hands-free self-sucking. Now we’re getting into the 10th Dan Black Belt levels of self-sucking.
Gya has one of those belts. I can picture her sitting on a mat in a temple in the mountains, meditating with one or more nipples in her mouth.
Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Christy Marks and Merilyn Sakova can easily lick and flick their nips, but seeing them in full-on, deep-suction self-sucking is rare.
A subcategory of self-sucking is self-sucking during sex. But that topic’s for another Blog.
Almost but nope, this is not boob stacking. Beverly and Catt.
I suppose I could blog about girls wearing bunny ears today (we’ve got some photos) but I’d rather skip the hopping and look at boob stacking.
Boob stacking is when a girl places her pair on top of another girl’s pair to make a boob shelf. It’s not the kind of shelf building you’ll see in home improvement TV shows.
I always encourage the photographers to get a boob stacking shot when they’ve got at least two models on their hands (figuratively speaking).
This is not about the girls compressing their tits nipple-to-nipple which is great too. This is not about a model laying on top of another model, their nipples touching. That’s a popular position also. This is about stacking.
Micky and Natalie Fiore double stack attack Hitomi.
Some photographers will have a model stack her boobs on another model’s ass cheeks. That’s okay if the girl is leaning over to spread the other girl’s pussy and butthole but I’d still call that ass stacking. I prefer boob stacking.
Camelia Davis and Haydee Rodriguez.
Samantha and Renee Ross.
Dors and Terri Jane.
There are so many tricks that tits can do. Boob stacking is one of them.
So, I told you earlier last week that the phenomenal K-cups of Roxi Red had landed at SCORELAND and I promised you some fun times lay ahead with this lovely lady and her, um, ladies.
Well, the fun times are here.
Prepare yourself for fun.
Are you ready?
Here are the things you will see in this video of Roxi:
Roxi in a white top that I wet immediately, so there are wet T-shirts in this blog.
Roxi’s huge tits just out and about, just swinging around. They’re K-cups…it’s kind of breathtaking.
Roxi topless and trying to hula hoop.
Now I don’t know about you guys, but that sounds like the big-tit circus to me!
But WAIT! there’s more!
Roxi’s FIRST EVER Tits & Tugs photos AND videos are going to be live tomorrow, (Monday) on SCORELAND. So this is like the big-tit trailer to the big-tit showdown between Roxi’s rack and a cock.
It’s so exciting that I giggled like a schoolgirl when I typed that.
So, check out the video below and enjoy the pendulous, ginormous hangers of Roxi Red.
“My favorite breast pose is the hanger pose from a standing position,” T.K. tells us. “The model has her hands off so she’s not blocking a clear view of her tits. This pose works best with girls that have natural boobs. She leans forward and rests her palms on something, like a chair seat. Don’t forget to include this pose from different angles in your pictorials.”
Jasmine Shiraz's hangers should be hanging in an art museum.
With T.K.’s comments in my head, I went diving into SCORELAND‘s huge library and pulled a few shots of the girls doing the hanger, a pose I also love to study.
To me, the hanger pose is in the top 10 of busty babe positions. Breast shapes come in all forms, and the hanging pose shows how diverse they can be as the force of gravity takes effect. They can hang like raindrops. Their shape takes on a different look from the front or the back. Now and then we get letters from guys who also love to see stretch marks.
How does the hanger shot hang with you? Any favorite angles or photos? Any favorite hangers or danglers? Me, I love the between-the-legs from behind hanging shots, either with panties on or off and from a low angle. I also like full-length hanging shots, like this one of Cynthia.
Dang, how they hang!
Something else on my brain: I was thinking of different tit tricks for a girl to try on video. What do you guys think of these four? The camera has to go in close.
1) The model sits on a big workout ball and bounces up and down.
2) The model puts on a shirt that is pre-scored down the middle and rips it off her chest with a yank on both sides to expose her tits.
3) The model holds the ends of a cloth or shammy in both hands to buff the underside of her breasts like you’d polish a shoe. First one boob each, then both together.
4) The model uses a “Shake Weight,” holding it in front of her below her boobs. This gizmo is an exercise device, but I immediately thought of another use. I saw Jennifer Aniston use it on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. They should have gotten Jenna Valentine instead.
Anyone have any other tit tricks up their sleeve for video?
Blondie in Budapest.
And just one more thing. Excuse me for being the Columbo of SCORE.
Dave will blog tomorrow about some of the questions in the 20th anniversary special. This morning, I was comparing the contest questions for the 20th anniversary with the questions and clues for the 15th anniversary in 2007.
Do you remember the island and the sailing ship? (The 15th anniversary special went off-line after it ended and wasn’t archived on the site.) I actually thought the questions were a little more difficult in 2007 and the clues to find the items on the island and the ship were really elaborate.
For some of the questions, the answers were in the video and text interviews, such as this example:
Which model discovered Voluptuous while shopping in an adult book store?
1) Brandy Talore
2) Anna Caans
3) Keisha Evans
4) Lori Pleasure
The answer is A) Brandy Talore.
Brandy talked about this in her interview for the September ’03 V-mag:
V-mag: How did you happen to see V-mag? Brandy: In an adult bookstore. V-mag: You went to an adult bookstore by yourself? Brandy: No, with my friends. V-mag: And all these perverts were there, and the minute you walked
in, they stopped looking at the magazines and started looking at you, right? Brandy: That’s right. Adult bookstores in Ohio are full of truck drivers,
and they all looked at me. V-mag: How were the truck drivers reacting to you being in the store? Brandy: They were staring at us. Like we’d be in one aisle, and they’d
follow us. Then we’d go into another aisle, and they’d follow us into that
aisle. We’d move, then they’d move. It kinda went like that for a while.
Then there were the limericks that were clues in the island treasure hunt map:
There was once a parrot from France
who liked to watch busty girls dance
He hid under a tit-sling
And came out for a boob fling
Hold the mouse and you’ll have a good chance.
So all in all, I think the 15th anniversary was tougher.
Your thoughts, if you were there?
SCORE Island in The 15 Year Anniversary Special in 2007. Art by Otis Sweat.
Today’s Arianna Sinn post at SCORELAND once again reminded me how society in general neglects boob weighing. I don’t think I’m being ultra-critical here. Science is the true key to everything. Weights and measurement are vital in every aspect of our existence and that includes tits.
I have no doubts about the number of offers Arianna gets per day to weigh her melons. “I don’t need a scale,” brags one volunteer. “The palms of my hands are more accurate than a digital scale.” Yeah, right! Fact is, a scale is inaccurate when it comes to weighing boobs. The water displacement method that we’ve mentioned in the past is far more precise. Some designers are even working on new, more supportive bras based on breast weight instead of cup size, using the water method.
I’m all in favor of boob weighing being made a competitive sport. I just can’t get anyone to listen. Well, they ignored Thomas Edison too. Check out Arianna’s pictorial if you really want to light up your life.
If there is something that I can declare with certainty (and quite a bit of joy, actually), it’s that boobs are FUN. I’m not talking about your average, ordinary kind of fun, either. Boobs are, like, a really fucking AWESOME kind of fun. There’s so much you can do with a pair of boobs. You can pull ’em, pinch ’em, twist ’em, lift and weigh ’em, slap ’em, squish ’em, lick ’em, suck ’em, bite and fuck ’em. You can sleep on ’em, lay your head to rest on ’em, wrap them around your face and warm your ears with ’em, and you can cum on them. A lot. Repeatedly.
Tits. They can take a dickin’ and keep on tickin’, ya know what I mean? 😉
That’s why I get so excited when a model does some tit tricks for me. Because I know the magic and fun-potential a nice pair of tatas can bring. In fact, I revere that potential. I believe in it.
It is the fuel of my boobsistence, if you will.
So, when Lady Spyce was in our studio (I introduced her to you in a previous blog!), I was more than happy to ask her to demonstrate her tit trick prowess for me. And she did. She wiggled and jiggled the hell out of her titties and even sucked them for me. And I’ll be honest with you, nothing blows my whistle more than when a lady sucks and suspends her tit in mid-air. It’s a rare thing. A thing to be cherished. It sure as hell makes me want to applaud and giggle like a schoolgirl. 😀
And because sharing is caring, I’m posting it for you. You can check it out below.
Spyce’s XXX scene just went live inside of SCORELAND this weekend, and if you haven’t seen it, I suggest you take a moment to see this caramel stunner in all her fucking and sucking glory. Check it out and give Spyce the good ole’ tubesteak salute!
Titties, titties, titties…you gotta fuckin’ love them!
I know I do. I mean, they bounce, they jiggle, they’re squishy and full and sucking on them is sorta nutritious. You can slap ’em around and pinch ’em and they are great things to sandwich your hands or your cock between.
But you want to know what my favorite thing about big tits is?
MOTORBOATING THEM.
If you just stopped reading this and asked, “What’s that mean?” then you need to hang your head in shame and turn in your big-tit lover’s card. It’s been revoked!
Okay, not really, but that just means I will have to take this time to explain what motorboating is.
Unlike Elliot, the boob Jedi here at SCORE, I am not going to go into a very detailed explanation of the history of the term motorboat here. (Sorry Elliot, not knocking your research! lol) I’ll just explain where I first heard the term and then what it is.
There is a wonderful, little flick called Wedding Crashers and in it there is a scene where Owen Wilson’s character has just been come on to by smoking-hot cougar, Jane Seymour. Afterward, he meets up with his best bud, played by the always-funny Vince Vaughn and explains that this MILF just forced him to grope her breasts, Vince Vaughn says:
“Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What’d you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? [makes sputtering motorboat noise] You motorboatin’ son of a bitch! You old sailor you!”
Basically, what it means to motorboat a hot set of tits is when you wedge your face between them and either squeeze the tits firmly about your mug or have the woman, whom said tits belong to, squeeze them for you. Then you proceed to make a sputtering motor noise with your mouth and shake your head back and forth in her cleavage.
Infantile? Maybe. But I can’t tell you how much joy this brings me every time I do it to a big set of hooters. I can’t tell you how many strippers I’ve done this to, either.
But the funny thing is how many NORMAL, EVERY-DAY, AVERAGE WOMEN have let me do this to their tits, too. Or how many men and women have asked to do it to me. (In fact, I once hosted a charity booth for breast cancer where I let strangers motorboat me for $1 for a couple of hours. About $500 later, I came to terms with the power of the motorboat! lol) Maybe it’s because it was brought into the mainstream by Wedding Crashers, but you would be surprised how many people motorboat tits and how many big-titted women are okay with it. And seriously, in a world full of dirty, nasty sexual things that you CAN’T do in public, motorboating is just good, clean fun. lol
Luckily, I managed to get a shot of Renee Ross motorboating once of our studio lads to illustrate the proper way this should be done.
My advice, go out to your local bar or pool hall and find yourself a big-breasted babe. Buy her a drink and then, after you’ve exchanged the preliminaries and she is convinced you’re a great guy, ask her if you can motorboat her boobs. Now, it may not work all the time (Men have asked me and sometimes I have said no…but there are plenty of times I’ve said yes.), but chances are, she might say yes and you will get to mash your face into her sweet valley of tit-flesh.
And once you do, I suggest you hang on and ride the tide, you old sailors, you!
