Mandy was originally a beautician before she became a model.
Over in Great Britain, Mandy Pearl (one of the reasons Great Britain is great) is part of the cast of a new dating show on the ITV channel called Take Me Out. The once-prolific dating shows in the USA like Blind Date and The Fifth Wheel have tanked, but we’re glad to see they’re still going strong in the UK. In this tribute to male humiliation, a single guy looking for a date tries his luck on a bunch of hot chicks, including Mandy. They signal their disinterest by switching off a light at their podiums. That gives the host (Sir Paddy McGuinness) the chance to say his trademarked phrase, “No likey, no lighty.” The rejected boob eventually takes his pick of the girls who haven’t switched off their lights. Sounds like fun if you enjoy seeing your fellow man cut to size. Definitely not as much fun as watching Mandy in Hooter Hotel and her vids and pix at SCORELAND, but we’re glad TV producers recognize talent.
A friend of Mandy’s who is a SCORE reader encouraged her to send in her snaps to BeASCOREModel.com. Good man! Send us your big-boobed friends too. They’ll be well-cared for and go home with loaded purses.
Nurses. Where would we be without them? Nowhere, my friends. Nowhere. Here is the ultimate answer to America’s health care crisis. She’s right here only at SCORELAND tomorrow, and her name is Nurse Kelly Christiansen. When a nurse fills out her uniform the way Kelly can, there is no medical problem that can’t be solved. She is a busty angel of mercy. The schmuck shown here desperately needs a brain transplant. While that is beyond even Nurse Kelly’s immense capabilities, she can reduce the swelling.
There have been many warm-hearted, stacked nurses at SCORE’s Hooter Hospital over the years, their overflowing bras bringing joy and happiness to all they bump into. Caring, nuturing nurses who will not stand by filing their nails apathetically while men suffer the heartbreak of blue balls. Sperm sample extraction is Miss Christiansen’s specialty and this blonde head nurse has the advanced titty therapy techniques to do it. Society is all the better for her skills. Relief is only a click away. Thank you, Nurse Kelly. May we have another?
Today, Lexi Summers shows how much she enjoys having a hard time, and tomorrow, Sadie Berry does the same, giving her dude a hard way to go. Both pictorials are from the March ’11 V-mag on SCORELAND.
“I am one of those girls who really loves to give head,” Lexi said. “I enjoy it. I hear stories about guys who have to beg their girlfriends to suck their dicks. Not me.”
Sadie Berry, an accountant by profession, has numbers that really add up, like 42J.
“A man should be the aggressor,” says Sadie, who does an interracial pole dance in Big Girl Strip Club. ” I like to have sex six or seven times a week.” Sadie found us through BeASCOREModel.com.
A motorboat that needs no water.
On Sunday, two XL Girls celebrate their B-Days. Have fun and party hearty, Jade Parker (K-JUGS) and Karlee Adams (Plump Desires).
What is the miracle of this grain called corn or maize?
Romanian babydolls Arianna Sinn and Lana Ivans say in Part 2 of today’s video that it gives girls big tits. Looking at Arianna and Lana, we would be schmucks to refute their claim. We were reluctant to release this secret information on the SCORELAND Blog for fear it would cause the price of corn to skyrocket worldwide after those sleazy Wall Street futures traders read this.
Czech Republic citizen Sophie also says beer is good for breast growth. But not just any beer, Sophie points out. It should be dark or black lager. The kind a spoon can practically stand up in. There’s something to this beer claim. In Bulgaria, a brew called Bohza lager, based on a traditional Bulgarian drink, is claimed to stimulate boob growth. Popular with the ladies, it’s made from fermented millet or fermented maize. There’s that corn connection again.
In Ukraine, they claim that cabbage stimulates hooter development. We’ll buy that, too, looking at Merilyn and Valory.
I especially like this pictorial of Jenna from March ’11 SCORE posting today because 1) it has more than the usual number of full-body poses 2) Jenna’s lingerie, heels, garters and stockings have that old-school men’s mag look from the ’50s and early ’60s. Jenna has the overall appearance that really pulls it off perfectly and she looks killer. I think she would have been right at home during that period of time when Bettie Page, Blaze Starr and Tempest Storm were the ruling fantasy pin-ups, although none of those icons had boobs as big as Jenna’s, not even close. (We just lost an icon last week, actress Tura Satana.) Not that I’m wishing for a return to those years as far as social norms. Even simple bare tits were considered obscene and smutty.
A big birthday shout-out to Gwen Sanders (Feb. 9) and Becky LeBeau (Feb. 11).
Becky LeBeau: also known as a scream queen in B-horror flicks.
In Part 4 of our chit and chat with Sophie Mae (who just celebrated her birthday yesterday), we come to what everyone, especially Stefan, has been waiting for, and I don’t have to tell you what that is. Belly dancing teacher Sophie also demonstrates her wonderful belly and hip control. I wanted to reach out and stick a few bills in Sophie’s shorts while downing shots of ouzo. Her waist-to-hips ratio really adds up to the right numbers. I’d love to see Sophie play with one of those Shake Weight dumbbells. Play on! Thanks, Sophie!
Where does Sophie buy her bras? How tough a chore is it for the pretty Prague dance teacher to even find tittie-hoists that fit? Does anyone else in her family have big boobs? What does she like to eat to maintain that voluptuous yet athletic body? Who checks her out more in public, men or women? Roll the SCORELAND Blog vid and find out, cleavage-fans.
Sophie‘s one of the best European newcomers and because of that, we asked her to be a part of the super-group in the flick Big-Boob Finishing School.
In Part 1 of our 4-part Blog vid series, Sophie talks about her hobbies which include reading science fiction. Great! A girl who digs sci-fi! In her early videos last year, Sophie rarely said anything but Sophie’s English is very good and she has a really sweet voice. Play on, player!
Happy birthday to Brandy Talore (Feb. 2) and Deborah Blue (Feb. 3). When Dave and I interviewed Brandy in 2003 (when we used to do our critically acclaimed, award-winning two-man interviews), we never would have guessed in a hundred years that Brandy would become a porn star in hundreds of XXX vids. And while Brandy keeps plenty busy, Deborah Blue has completely vanished. See, you never know!
Brandy is still hanging beautifully since her SCORELAND debut in 2003.
Not a peep from Deborah who lives in Germany. Win some, lose some.
Yazmina's boobs are nice, but her ass is where it's at!
Today I came across an interesting claim while chatting up SCORE editor Dave and XLGirls editor, Allie Q., and that was that men might like big tits because they could be a substitute for big asses. The idea being that if you look at a big set of tits, the cleavage kind of looks like an ass crack. And if you buy that, then you could naturally assume that guys who like to tittie-fuck would probably like to stick their dicks in between a huge set of ass cheeks and plow away, right?
The treasure in this shot is Pleasure's ass.
Georgia Peach's vanilla ass is oh, so nice.
According to Allie Q., men are drawn to asses because back in the day (which means, like, when we were cavemen and clubbing didn’t mean you took a lady to a hot night spot), we were drawn into the bone zone to find the most-fertile woman to knock up. So, a woman with a big rump was good for humping and for pushing out future women-clubbers…you know, ideal child bearing hips and all that. Allie Q., (Who is by no means an expert in cavemen fucking…) also claimed that back then, we were primal and males were more prone to mounting women from behind. You know…like on the Discovery Channel. lol
After hearing all of Allie’s ideas about asses and Dave’s one or two, “No, it’s true. Look it up. She is right,” I took to the fabulous world of the Interwebs to research this claim and prove if this sex myth was true or not. A few clicks and some light reading later and lo and behold, I found out that there is some science behind the idea that men are attracted to women’s asses because of some primal urge to mate and procreate.
Now, before the ass men go off and throw some sort of booty parade for themselves, that doesn’t mean that ass reigns supreme or that a big set of cans is just a substitute for, one, big can.
Because the SAME THING that can be said about the inspirational nature of a huge ass can be said about a huge set of tatas.
That’s right, basically, men are attracted to curves. A big, round ass might be an indication of the ability to pop out some offspring, but big tits are indicators of being able to feed said offspring. So, technically, liking ass or titties is just a matter of opinion. In other words, it just boils down to whatever floats your boat.
In my case, I like ass AND titties, which makes me just like most of you, I assume. Sorry Allie and Dave. Myth debunked!
Airport security would like to hire Kitana as a screener.
Sophie’s a dress stretcher.
Valory’s only just begun.
Coeds just like to have fun.
The eyecandy has been delivered to SCORELAND. Head on over and pick it up. But be warned. The risk of sugar shock is a real possibility. We assume no liability if you are unable to detach your hand from your mouse this weekend. Ashley Sage Ellison puts on and takes off her British school uniform in an after-class treat. Valory Irene’s blue lingerie thingie is mere frosting on her magnificent cupcakes. What areolae! As big as silver-dollar pancakes. In the Blog video below, Valory shows how she dresses in public. Mama mia! I respect a woman who’s busty and proud and Valory is all that. Sophie Mae looks like a life-sized dress-up doll in a candy-cane dress and is twice as sweet. Sexbomb Kitana Flores told us in a recent video interview that one time a guy came as soon as she got naked for him. This is called the “Kitana Flores effect.” He never did see any action with her. Luckily, that didn’t happen in Kitana’s new bouncing SCORELAND vid, “Big-Boobed Lingerie Shageroo.” I wouldn’t have blamed the stunt-man if he had. Just never let him into the building ever again. And there’s even more eyecandy so log in. Same boob time, same boob channel.
