Meet the new Eden. Israel’s only big-bust model, Eden Mor, has trimmed and slimmed down since we last photographed her for Knockin’ Nipples. Check her kosher bod out in a new video. Happy Hanukkah!
Natalie's Private Morning Ritual
Part two of Natalie Fiore’s video Private Morning Ritual has Natalie fresh out of her bath and pussy-shave and preparing to hit the town. Her mission: tease guys and make them crazy.
Sausage time for Lana.
Newcomer Lana Ivans tries her hand (and her cleavage) at breast-sexin’ and stress bustin’ in her first Tits & Tugs happy ending scene. If Lana’s new to you, check out this Blog posting. She’s a walking, talking sex doll.
As my busenmeister colleague Dave points out, giving thanks for big boobs and the women who show them is pretty much mandatory at this time of the year. I also give thanks that we don’t have to deal with a burka dress code. Now, since giving thanks for big tits is a worldwide guy thing, I’d like to celebrate the international flavor and taste of succulent, juicy breasts today with this list of what tits are called in other countries. Bon appetit!
Afrikaans: bors
Arabic: biz
Chinese: nu nu
Finnish: rintas
French: poitrines, seines, mamelles
German: Mopse, titten
Hungarian: cici, didi, didko, mell
Indonesian: dadas
Italian: (tits: zinne; titfucking:spagnola)
Japanese: oppai, kyonyuu (huge breasts), dekapai (huge breasts described in a vulgar, dirty manner)
Macedonian: cicki
Norwegian: brysters
Portuguese: peitos
Polish: cycki
Quebecois: boules
Romanian: tites
Russian: siski
Spanish: agaraderas (literally, things to grab), alimentos, chichis, repisas, tetas,
Swahili: kifua
Swedish: tuttar, brosters
Swiss-German: chabis
Yapese: thuuth
So now all of us can say tits in Yap. Who says we’re not in search of academic excellence? If any SCORE Guys know of any titular expressions in other languages, feel free to drop a comment.
The best-looking, the biggest-chested and the smartest girl in Australia is a SCORE Group mainstay since 2003 when she turned 18 years-old. Now Angela wants to enter the battlefield of politics and run for office.
“Talking about sex shouldn’t be taboo, even within Parliament House,” Angela says.
The wonda from down-unda is an active member of the newly formed Australian Sex Party, and her party is running candidates in a number of key upper and lower seats in the state elections of Victoria. The entire SCORE staff would vote for her. However, we don’t have Australian citizenship. Damn these technicalities! And now a very personal word to all SCORELAND Blog visitors from the world’s best-looking politician:
“Big news everyone! I am now officially an Australian politician. In the upcoming state elections in Victoria I am running as a candidate for the Australian Sex Party in the seat of Richmond. The Australian Sex Party is primarily a civil liberties party that believes in personal freedoms and the rights of adults to make adult choices. In Australia, a lot of our sexual freedoms are being restricted by moral campaigners and prudish politicians. The Australian Sex Party is a political response to the sexual needs of Australia in the 21st Century.
“I was driven to stand for parliament over my concern for the rights of sex workers in Australia and my concern over the heavy-handed censorship laws in Victoria that do not reflect public opinion. The Australian Sex Party is the only political party that takes sex workers and their basic human rights seriously. We are calling for the decriminalization of all sex work and for the implementation of policies that work towards their destigmatization. This is so important because the Greens candidate for the seat of Richmond, Kathleen Maltzahn, wants to criminalize sex work, which would push sex work underground and put the male and female workers at risk (not to mention the male and female clients). In addition, the current censorship laws in Victoria are archaic. It is currently illegal to sell X-Rated non-violent pornography in Victoria despite the fact that 76% of Australians believe it should be legal. Yes, you heard me correctly. Where I currently live, it is illegal to sell the porn that I appear in!
Pull it for Angela.
“We want to implement comprehensive age-appropriate sex education in Victoria that deals with larger issues than just biology, such as negotiation in sexual relationships (consent), the impact of new technology on sexuality, and promoting acceptance of the array of different sexual identities and practices. We also want an end to discrimination based on sex, gender and sexuality, including the right for same-sex couples to marry and adopt children. You can check out our other policies on our website: Sexparty.org.au. Or you can join my candidate Facebook page: Angela-White/169310936422048. So, my Australian friends, if you are passionate about a progressive future for Victoria, please vote for the Australian Sex Party in the upcoming state erections, woops, I mean elections in Victoria on the 27th of November. Kisses, Angela.”
Freeze-framing flying boobs is an art form. At least to me.
Sure, I’m always impressed when NASA’s latest space shuttle takes off or a cruise line unveils its latest gigantic ship. But those are yawn-inducing events compared to seeing Taylor Steele’s boobs launch into the air, as this bouncy picture illustrates. I can’t think of any sight more impressive than that. Renee Ross did a nice jump shot in the December ’09 Voluptuous. Airborne breasts are definitely on my list for further scientific research in a future episode of SCOREtv.
Taylor is in the running for both SCORE and V-Mag Newcomer of the Year, which were just announced in the January ’11 editions of both magazines, and she’s already begun campaigning for the award on YouTube. With so many worthy Newcomer candidates from 2010 vying for votes, it looks like this erection season is going to be a hard one.
I guarantee you I’m never going to be a co-host on Project Runway or America’s Next Top Model. First of all, Heidi and Tyra are not into me, which is totally understandable. Secondly, what they have the girls wear on these shows and their copycats are nothing less than degrading atrocities. Who would wear this garbage, in any situation? So you can tell I’m not a fan of high-falutin’ glamour-wear or anything like it. Which leads me to my blog question of the day.
What do you like to see SCORE, V-Mag and XL Girls wearing in the opener of a pictorial or video? Now, my taste in what girls wear in general runs to what I call “hottie casual.” I’m proud of that. Less is always more to me, especially with the model’s outfits. There’s a price tag to my fashion interests, like sometimes being called “filthy lech,” “swine” and “sexist pig.” I’m proud of that too. It would be nice if girls wore fantasy costumes and stripperwear in everyday life, but the human race has not evolved highly enough yet. I figure another 500 years.
Natalie goes Daisy Dukes.
Tube dresses. Invented by a genius.
Some readers have told me that they like to see a model wearing what she might wear in a supermarket, aka “everyday life.” But the majority of women (in this country, anyway) dress low-key and are not into wearing clothes that show off their bodies in “everyday life.” I don’t know what supermarkets those guys go to, but I see a lot of baggy jeans and loose tops or long dresses in the one I shop in. And what the models wear in department-store catalogs (except for the bra ads) is boring.
So my question to you is this: In the photos and vids, do you prefer to see a model glammed-up like Shione Cooper with her fur coat and all the rest of the glamour-puss trimmings, or do you go for “hottie casual” like Natalie Fiore idealizes with her high-cut denim shorts? And what are some of your favorite outfits you’ve seen the girls wear in recent times?
Last year, we ran a poll asking “What is your favorite look in a model?” 26% picked glammed-up, 48% picked Girl-Next-Door and a large 26% answered that it didn’t matter. (Probably because they skip the clothing shots completely until the models show skin.) Please comment below or email Scorecard@scoregroup.com.
If you tell me you see girls at the beach like Summer, YOU LIE!!
Winter is coming to a nice big chunk of the world, but here in South Florida and farther south, bikinis are still good to go. I try to get to the beach once every other week or so, but it’s still rare that I catch a glimpse of anyone remotely resembling any of these SCORE Girls.
Even when I lived across the street from the ocean in Fort Lauderdale, I still rarely saw anyone as stacked as any of the girls in SCORE or V-Mag. My friends in California tell me the same thing. At first glance, I’d think someone looked pretty busty, and then after careful analysis, I realized she didn’t even come close to the total package of a Terry Nova or a Lorna Morgan. They’re why God invented the bikini. Not that I haven’t given up. I’ll never do that. But a day on the beach, and strip clubs, too, always reminds me how special these girls are. So I still keep my eyes open and my BeAScoreModel post cards ready.
I don’t know for sure who invented the string bikini, the one item all SCORE and Voluptuous girls should pack in their suitcases (besides their bras, tank tops and booty shorts). Whoever created this wearable dental floss, I’d like to shake their hand for bringing happiness to the world. Some sources claim the inventor of the string bikini was a Brazilian fashion model named Rose de Primallio who sewed one quickly for a photo shoot. Another story is that a public relations man and his wife had a designer create a string bikini in 1974 for a show during the opening of a shopping center in the French Quarter of New Orleans.
Ooops, fall out alert!
Another perfect bikini body.
Seeing as how Brazil is the center of the universe for the skimpiest, tiniest bikinis girls have worn in public, I’d go with the Brazilian fashion model backstory. String bikinis and extreme bikinis represent all that is good, wholesome and healthy. Before I go to sleep and when I wake up, I give thanks for a.) big boobs and b.) string bikinis. Behind every woman wearing a burka is a woman eager to try on a string bikini. They might even be wearing string bikinis under their burkas and no one would ever know. Check out SCORELAND for more bikini busties.
Vanessa Montagne enjoys a very successful modeling and Internet services career in France.
Eve Tyler’s interests include movies, music and something called “erotic hypnosis.”
1997 Boob Cruiser Erica Everest retired in the early 2000s and settled down.
“I like to stretch my mouth around a guy’s cock and then look in the mirror and see this big, fat cock in my mouth,” Candy Manson told us in an interview.
Candye Kane tours the world with her blues/jazz band and will play in Thailand in early 2011.
CJ opted for early retirement from modeling for a career in the IT field.
Christine Allure retired from modeling and now runs an Internet business that operates and sells domains.
Crystal Storm appeared in a program last year called “The World’s Most Enhanced Women and Me,” produced for the British television company Channel 4.
Kianna Dior has few rivals who can match her supersoaking blow job skills.
Just below these words, there’s a Blog video of Kelly Christiansen and Angelina Castro, and I could tell you all about it, but you’d be better off clicking that sideways triangle (also known as an arrow) and finding out for yourself. I will tell you that Angelina and Kelly are two of the stars of the new hardcore DVD SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored, available now at eBoobStore.com, and that both girls can also be seen fucking inside SCORELAND. And I’m not going to tell you anything else because all my mind is registering right now is “Holy shit!”
