The virtues of jacking, or “How SCORELAND is making us a more-civilized society”
This man is about to take life-saving action. He's about to jack.
Jacking saves lives.
I mean that literally and figuratively. In the United States, the murder rate is about four per every 100,000 people. In Europe, it’s a little less. I’m estimating that, if by some means, humans lost their ability to masturbate, the murder rate would at least quadruple. Maybe it would increase by at least 10 times. Masturbation relieves tension and anger. It makes us more-civilized. That’s how jacking (or jilling, if you’re a woman) saves lives.
But there’s more to it than that. This morning, I was having the following conversation with a friend:
He said, “My ex has been bugging me to get back together.”
I said, “Are you thinking about it?”
He said, “Maybe a little.”
I said, “Whatever you do, make sure you jack before you make your decision. You have to figure out whether you really want to get back together with her or if you’re just horny.”
I wonder how many people’s lives have been figuratively saved by the simple action of jacking before making a big decision. I just found a website called taketheaction.com. Apparently, the “action” is to stop jacking. They claim that masturbation is destroying lives. This is the most wrong-headed idea I’ve ever heard. Here’s some better advice:
Thinking of cheating on your spouse or significant other? Jack first, decide later.
Mad at someone? Feel like twisting their neck? Jack. You’ll feel much better.
Jacking makes us think clearer. Jacking saves lives. I know it has saved mine. Has it ever saved yours?
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since i have chronic prostatitis and because my spouse has physical and emotional challenges that put sex off limits,my doctors have told me that i must “take matters in hand’ to keep it healthy.trust me chronic prostatitis is no joke,very painful and runs the risk of elevated risk of prostate cancer.thank you Score and Christy Marks and Angela White,just what the doctor ordered(no joke)and non-prescription too.
Great post Dave,thanks.And what better to relieve that tension than to the biggest & best tits on offer!.
Kelly Christiansen always makes ME think more clear headed!
Bring her back!