Women fuck power. Men fuck pussy.
Maybe Tiger wouldn't have strayed if his caddy looked like Bobbi. Then again, maybe he would've fucked his caddy.
Elliot and I were sitting around at lunch talking about Tiger Woods and how women are attracted to men with power, fame and intelligence while men couldn’t give a shit about any of those things. All they want is tits, ass and pussy. Obviously in Tiger’s case, even face isn’t so important because several of the women he fucked–oh, sorry, allegedly fucked–are baggers compared to his wife. One of them, this blonde skank who keeps appearing all over TV, had me thinking, “He risked his marriage to fuck that?”
Would Tiger Woods finally fuck a black woman if Kiki Carter was lining up a putt on the 18th green?
But for Tiger, it was all about getting laid. I’m guessing that blonde skank sucked his cock down to the knob until she gagged, was into facials (because Tiger couldn’t risk cumming in her pussy) and let him fuck her ass. You know, all the things that either 1.) His wife wouldn’t let him do because those are girlfriend things, not wife things; or 2.) Tiger didn’t want to do because she’s the mother of his children. No. 2 is Elliot’s take on the matter.
But I’m getting away from the point. There are female politicians (including some very high-profile ones) all over Washington who I wouldn’t fuck with your dick, and their power and fame do nothing to make them more attractive to me. But the male version of these women–and they’re all over D.C., too–gets all the pussy he wants. Why? Because women are attracted to power and intelligence. I mean, really, Salman Rushdie, the author, married supermodel Padma Lakshmi, the host of TV’s Top Chef, in what must be the biggest looks mismatch ever (although Maria thinks that honor goes to Anna-Nicole Smith and The Crypt Keeper).
Now, I’m not saying Tiger is a bad-looking guy, but let’s face it: If he wasn’t the best golfer in the world, he wouldn’t be bagging super-models and 14 party-ho skanks. I mean, I don’t see any guys lining up to fuck Lorena Ochoa.
Who’s Lorena Ochoa, right?
Tags: Bobbi Roxxs, golf, Kiki Carter, Tiger Woods
Categories: The Life of an Editor
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I thought she was from Mexico and is engaged to the CEO of Aeromexico, a rich and powerful man.
@dino,
yeah, scarface is one of my favorites.
classic al pacino
jdawg, nice Scarface reference. 🙂
She is from Spain..LO
Why use Google when you can ask the oracles of Score?
1st you get the money. then you get the power. then you get the girl.
let’s face it, women love that money and the power that comes with it. you can be a butt ugly mf’er, but, if you got millions you gonna get that “star” pussy if you want it. these ultra rich bitches are getting their “cake” too, they’re just more discreet about it.
Viggo, don’t you have Google? Lorena Ochoa: Top LPGA golfer.
Dave, It’s what makes the world go round. Look at Steve phillips former Mets gm. Banged a butterface espn producer and lost his job. In fact he could have done better. As for tiger he has a dick right. That is why I feel if your a famous Athlete, Why bother getting married. Stay single and fuck all the ho bags you what?
So when are you gonna tell us who Lorena Ochoa is?
If Bobbie Roxxs were my caddy, there wouldn’t be much golfing.
On a more serious note: Maria loves The Crypt Keeper! 😉
My personal nomination for biggest looks mismatch ever was going to be Sophia Loren and Carlo Ponti (until I remembered Anna Nicole, that is). Here you have Sophia, in my book one of the top 4 or 5 most beautiful women of the 20th century — beautiful face and amazing figure — hooking up with a short, fat, bald guy, who is several years older than her. I never understood that one, except that Ponti was a very famous Italian film director. But still, she’s Sophia frickin’ Loren, for cryin’ out loud. But yeah, I think Anna Nicole tops even this one.