Yazmina's boobs are nice, but her ass is where it's at!
Today I came across an interesting claim while chatting up SCORE editor Dave and XLGirls editor, Allie Q., and that was that men might like big tits because they could be a substitute for big asses. The idea being that if you look at a big set of tits, the cleavage kind of looks like an ass crack. And if you buy that, then you could naturally assume that guys who like to tittie-fuck would probably like to stick their dicks in between a huge set of ass cheeks and plow away, right?
The treasure in this shot is Pleasure's ass.
Georgia Peach's vanilla ass is oh, so nice.
According to Allie Q., men are drawn to asses because back in the day (which means, like, when we were cavemen and clubbing didn’t mean you took a lady to a hot night spot), we were drawn into the bone zone to find the most-fertile woman to knock up. So, a woman with a big rump was good for humping and for pushing out future women-clubbers…you know, ideal child bearing hips and all that. Allie Q., (Who is by no means an expert in cavemen fucking…) also claimed that back then, we were primal and males were more prone to mounting women from behind. You know…like on the Discovery Channel. lol
After hearing all of Allie’s ideas about asses and Dave’s one or two, “No, it’s true. Look it up. She is right,” I took to the fabulous world of the Interwebs to research this claim and prove if this sex myth was true or not. A few clicks and some light reading later and lo and behold, I found out that there is some science behind the idea that men are attracted to women’s asses because of some primal urge to mate and procreate.
Now, before the ass men go off and throw some sort of booty parade for themselves, that doesn’t mean that ass reigns supreme or that a big set of cans is just a substitute for, one, big can.
Because the SAME THING that can be said about the inspirational nature of a huge ass can be said about a huge set of tatas.
That’s right, basically, men are attracted to curves. A big, round ass might be an indication of the ability to pop out some offspring, but big tits are indicators of being able to feed said offspring. So, technically, liking ass or titties is just a matter of opinion. In other words, it just boils down to whatever floats your boat.
In my case, I like ass AND titties, which makes me just like most of you, I assume. Sorry Allie and Dave. Myth debunked!
Kelly Christiansen prepares to suck off a man who isn't her husband. And that's fine with her husband.
Jayden Prescott gets fucked by a man who isn't her husband. And, as in Kelly's case, that's also fine with her husband.
I received this letter the other day from a female reader of SCORE. Now, she could have been a man impersonating a woman, but her handwriting was very feminine, so I’m going to assume it was the real deal. Anyway, I published the letter in SCORE magazine, and now I’m putting it out there on the Internet for a very simple reason: I want to know what this woman looks like. I want to see pictures. And if the pictures are good, I want her to convince her husband to let her pose for SCORE. Anyway, here’s the letter, in its entirety:
Dear SCORE,
Thank goodness for the husbands of Kelly Christiansen and Jayden Prescott. These women are two of the hottest faces in SCORE. I wish I could talk my husband into letting me pose nude for your magazine. I’d love to show your readers my tits, pussy and ass. I’d love to know that men would be jacking to my naughty pictures.
I’m 34 and in very good shape. I love to masturbate with sex toys all the time. I have two small kids, but just because I’m a mother doesn’t mean I’m not horny. I’m horny all the time. My husband knows how much I love sucking and fucking. In fact, we fuck at least once a day no matter what. I’m always horny for sex. I love blow jobs and tit fucking. I love filthy dirty talk during sex with my husband. I love it when my husband blows his load onto my face, mouth and tits. I love hot sperm, too.
Back to Kelly and Jayden for a moment. Both women have each fucked two men without rubbers on the stud’s cock. Fucking men without rubbers on their cocks is so hot. I get wet just thinking about it. And, of course, your studs have big cocks.
Maybe if I fuck one of your studs with a rubber on his penis, my husband would let me do hardcore in your magazine. Who knows?
The letter was signed Laura B. She sent it by snail mail, not by email, so I don’t know if she’s even aware that the “SCORELAND Blog” exists. But, Laura B., like I said, I want to see your pictures. And I’m sure a lot of other guys who read this want to see your pictures, too. So send me your pictures. I promise I won’t post them without your written permission and a signed model release. If you’re out there, Laura B., you can comment below, or you can send your photos to score@scoregroup.com.
Basically, enough of this fucking tease! And tell your selfish husband to man-up.
The diversity of opinions in the world of SCORE and Voluptuous never ceases to impress me. Some of the feedback we get is incredibly detailed. Even though we can’t possibly fulfill every wish, I still appreciate the interest and the motivation of the guys and gals who take the time to connect, especially these days when so much competes for our attention on a daily basis. I mean, I have a satellite TV subscription to a zillion channels and a subscription to a newspaper and several mags and I never mail these people any comments, opinions or feedback even though I’ve thought about it.
One of the bigger topics over the years that’s still going strong here is the bare feet vs heels issue. One of our regulars who calls himself “The Feetosopher” lives in Italy and is a prolific DVD buyer. He’s into bare feet and big tits. This is one of his more recent letters from the “Scorecard” reader forum in SCORELAND. He knows what he likes and even takes a statistical approach to the subject.
Melissa Mandlikova: she has nice buns, not bunions.
“Out of 106 full layouts you featured in 13 issues of Voluptuous in 2009, just 6 (I mean SIX!) included at least one (but often just one) picture in which the model’s bare feet were fully visible. This is less than 6% of the total number of layouts versus 20-30% in the 1997-2003 period even in the darkest period (2004-2008) you had never dipped below 9% of the total number of layouts. According to the poll you ran on SCORELAND, 23% of respondents like both boobs and feet in the layouts, and an additional 25% likes a mix (some boob-only layouts, some boob-and-feet layouts), it is quite apparent that you systematically disappoint at least 23% of them.”
The counterpointers have written that foot fans should stick to Leg Sex if they love feet that much. But The Feetosopher is a guy who likes to see the shoeless feet of busty girls, not only the feet of the more slinky, less curvy girls. I can relate because I like feet a lot myself although I’m a boob fan first. (I look at boobs first, feet and legs second, face third, ass fourth.) It’s just a fact that when a photographer is shooting a layout of a big-boobed girl, he’s got to think about her chest and often get close-up, not focus on her feet whether she is wearing shoes or not, and that means that a good portion of her legs and feet are not going to be in the picture. Otherwise, every photo would be a full-body shot.
My sole opinion about shoes is that if the model is going to wear her shoes throughout a layout and never kick them off, the shoes gotta be high, wild-looking and show a lot of toe cleavage. That’s why the girls wear what they wear at clubs. Sally Secretary shoes and low heels don’t cut it at all for me in a men’s mag pictorial or video. If that makes me an arch heel, so be it. I think we’ll still be dragging our feet about this topic ten years from now. Maybe one day, there will be a happy medium. Unless the boot crowd gains greater support. And we still have the ass, bush and pussy crowd to negotiate with.
F.C. gets the final word today: “Even if a man does not have a foot fetish, we like to see a woman’s feet. Feet are as expressive as hands, especially in the hardcore layouts and video. According to some American marketing research I read, six out of every ten men pay attention to women’s feet when we see an attractive girl in the street, and we like kissing and sucking our lover’s toes when we are having sex. You’ll notice some of your competitors go well out of their way to show the models’ feet. Yes, I know I can always buy your fine Leg Sex mags and DVD’s and I do own a few of them. But why do I have to choose between skinny-ass/small-titted babes in Leg Sex stuff or beautiful girls with big gazongas but no feet? Why can’t I have both big tits and feet?”
When you think of Terry Nova, feet don't come to mind.
It is no secret that I love lesbians. I mean, they are right up there with fireworks and pizza on the list of THINGS THAT ARE ALWAYS GOOD.
And sometimes when I am surfing around SCORELAND I lament because if I had it my way, there would be certain models that I would have paired together for some serious dyke-diddling…you know, for our viewing pleasure.
I know that I am not alone in these, “If only So-and-So would have done a girl-girl scene with So-and-So,” fantasies because I get A LOT of letters from V-mag readers asking me if there is anyway I can pull some strings and have their favorites pair up for a round of clit-lickery.(Believe me, if I had that kind of string-pulling clout, I would pair up all your fantasy lesbians and mine, too…maybe for a huge lezzie orgy! YES! But unfortunately, I don’t. Insert sad face here.)
Karina Hart looks like she would muff dive like a champion.
Bea Flora is fucking sexy. She is a GREAT lesbian fantasy candidate.
I mean, seriously, look at all that T&A and imagine it all over each other. Maybe it’s because Bea is Polish and Karina is Czech and I imagine them finger-fucking each other furiously and screaming dirty things with their accents, but hot damn if in my imagination this isn’t the fucking sexiest match-up of all time. They both have killer bodies. They both have great tits. They both have nice asses. They’re both sexy brunettes. I mean, come on! They fit together like big-titted Legos.
(At least they do in my imagination. lol)
So, tell me what Lesbian match-ups do you fantasize about? Is it always girl-on-girl, or is it sometimes a lezzie threeway? (When it comes to lesbians, you can never add too many to the mix!) I would love to hear your pussy-to-pussy pairings.
Last week, we saw Kelly Christiansen in a blog video with Angelina Castro. Well, for some reason, Kelly seems to attract brickhouse babes whenever she’s in our studio, and now here she is with Karen Fisher, SCORE Girl since 2001 (I can’t believe it’s been that long) and one of my favorites. Earlier this week, I teased the question, “What are Kelly and Karen doing in our studio together?” This video doesn’t answer that question at all. It does, however, answer the question, “What does built like a brick shithouse mean?”
By the way, what were Karen and Kelly doing together in our studio? Well, this video was shot in our studio’s styling room just moments before Kelly and Karen went off to do whatever they did together.
Kelly Christiansen and Karen Fisher surround SCORE editor Dave, who's actually trying to disguise the fact that he's looking at their boobs.
Ah, there we go:
Kelly and Karen, without deer-in-headlights guy.
You’re probably wondering what 2010 newcomer Kelly and SCORE Girl-since-2001 Karen Fisher were doing in our studio together. Based on what I know, you should be wondering that. I could tell you that a “Built Like a Brick Shithouse” Convention was taking place in Miami, but that would be a lie. Actually, it was taking place in The SCORE Studio. And, yes, the last three days have been a lot of fun, thank you. More details to come, and believe me, it’ll be worth sticking around.
Mellie D. as Dorothy kind of makes me wanna go somewhere over her rainbow.
Just hanging out at my desk. Boop Boop Be Doop Boop!
Suckers are for sucking! Halloween candy is the greatest!
Ah, Halloween. Probably my favorite holiday of all time. Why? Well, there’s candy, for one. (I love candy!) And then there is the best part about the scariest of holidays…THE SLUTS! Come on, you know what I am talking about. Halloween is the only time of the year that a chick can dress like a complete slut, parade around the streets and everyone is okay with it. Each year, the would-be sluts and actual sluts and everyone in-between come out in droves, dressed, or rather, undressed to the nines and it’s glorious! In every city, in every town you have gaggles of Sexy Cops, Sexy Nurses, Sexy Bumblebees and Sexy Snow Whites. All it takes is a pair of fishnets and a tiny dress and any nice girl can be a Sexy “Insert Noun Here” and unleash all of her sexuality on the unsuspecting public. It’s the BEST!
Crystal Gunns is a golden goddess to many of us SCORELANDers.
Now, that said, here at SCORELAND, it’s kind of Halloween all year round. Why? Well, not because we dress up every day (Although we did at SCORE headquarters and this year I was Betty Boop!), but because the busty babes dress up all the time and we get to see them act our their slutty fantasies. (And that is NEVER a bad thing.) Over the years, we have had all sorts of beauties dressed up in fantasy costumes, like Crystal Gunns in her Buxotica SP119 Greek goddesss shoot. And then there is one of my personal faves, Mellie D. as a sexy Dorothy from the August 2007 V-mag.
Oh, Cherry! You should dress up as a nurse every day of the year!
But if you ask me, and you should because I am somewhat of a big-tit scholar, one of the greatest costumed cuties of all time is redhead bomber, Cherry Brady. When she donned this nurses outfit for her appearance in the September 2007 issue of V-mag, well, a star was born. (So were about 3,203,949,494 boners, I am sure.) Cherry is fucking hot. I use the word FUCKING followed by the word HOT because there is no other way to describe her sizzle. It’s my opinion that she should dress up as a nurse all the time. She should fondle people and say things like, “Turn your head and cough,” and, “It will only hurt for a second.” In fact, I think that after I eat some more candy, I may have to call Cherry up and tell her that I need some sort of sponge bath to take care of my sticky, um, fingers. lol
So, my advice is let’s make it Halloween every day. Fellas, tell your ladies to dress up in a sexy outfit. Role play in the bedroom. Use candy if you must. Why? Because there is nothing like living out your fantasies, one costume at a time.
Tawny Peaks is one of the greatest SCORE Girls ever…depending upon who you ask.
When you pick up a copy of SCORE (or browse the on-line version at SCORELAND), do you expect to like every single pictorial? And if you don’t like every single pictorial, will you swear to never buy another issue or subscribe for another month?
I’m praying that your answer to both questions is “No.” Because if it’s not, I’m in trouble.
Back when I was a magazine buyer (as opposed to the editor of SCORE), I was willing to fork over my money for a mag if there was just one pictorial that I knew would get me off over and over again. Back then, I figured five or six dollars was a small price to pay for a half-dozen or more quality jacks. And if an issue had three or four pictorials that got me off, it was a keeper. An all-time great.
Because let’s face it: Even though we’re all big-boob lovers here, we all have different tastes in boobs, girls, bodies, etc. And the odds of every single reader/member being satisfied with every single pictorial in a particular issue are…well, I probably have a better shot at hitting the lottery. The big one.
I started buying SCORE and Voluptuous sight unseen because I could depend on every single issue having at least two, three or more girls who wouldn’t get me down. And that was enough. I mean, even back then, I knew that SCORE wasn’t my own, personal magazine. It wasn’t published just for me, a focus group of one.
And now that I’m the editor of SCORE, I can’t put a girl in the mag just because I like her. I have to be pretty certain that a lot of readers will like her, too. Not every reader. A lot of them. But I know that satisfying everybody with every pictorial will be impossible.
Ashley Sage Ellison always seems to be at the center of controversy. I'd rather stare at her tits than argue.
One day, I got this letter from B.P. of Toronto, Ontario: “I was a little disappointed in the girls you selected for the bikini pictorial in the August issue. They were all in the huge, super-breasted category. To me, what makes a great bikini girl is not just the way her tits look but also her legs, waist and overall physique. I agree with your choice of Tiffany Towers, but Tawny Peaks? C’mon! She has big tits, but there are SCORE Girls with smaller tits who look better in a bikini.”
But then, the next day, I got this via email: “Re: bikini contest. Although they are all extremely hot I have to vote for Tawny Peaks. She defines a sexy woman.”
So, one guy doesn’t think Tawny Peaks shouldn’t be anywhere near a bikini contest, and the next guy thinks she’s the definition of a SCORE bikini girl.
One guy thinks Ashley Sage Ellison is perfect. The next guy threatens to cancel his subscription if we ever run another photo of Ashley.
And then, when we run another photo of Ashley, and the second guy accuses us of not listening to the readers.
Some readers want us to reject any model who won’t fuck, no matter how stacked she is. Other readers don’t want to see any cock in the magazine. How can you please both? You can’t. It’s impossible.
I could stop running pictures of Minka in SCORE. But then I'd have to go looking for a new job.
Here’s an excerpt from a letter I ran in the January 2011 issue of SCORE. It’s from Ed of Iowa: “I love naturals: naturally busty and naturally beautiful (as opposed to skinny girls smuggling basketballs). There is definitely nothing wrong with beauties such as Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart or Christy Marks in either magazine. It’s when you feature models like Minka, Lexxi Tyler or Danielle Derek that I have no interest in. Wasted pages that could have decent photo layouts.”
Do you see that? He’s criticizing Minka, one of the most-requested models of all-time! If I go three issues without putting Minka in SCORE, I’m sure to get the “Where’s Minka?” letters and emails.
But then there was this recent Blog comment from J.P. regarding my posting, “Five (and many more) very good reasons the breast of times is now.” “Sorry, Dave, but I totally disagree. Although Miosotis is my favorite of the bunch (and I think Christy Marks is totally overrated), I don’t think any single one of these girls holds a candle to the slim and stacked girls of the 90s. It has nothing to do with nostalgia. SCORE is about HUGE BOOBS, real or enhanced. Enhanced ones are just as good in my opinion.”
Anyway, the purpose of this posting is to 1.) Let you know how we go about doing things and 2.) Let you know that we are listening. We’re always listening. But listening and doing exactly what every reader says are two completely different things. The former is something we do every day. The latter is impossible. Fortunately, keeping every reader and member satisfied isn’t impossible. It’s a matter of getting the recipe right. Using the proper ingredients. And that’s both the challenge and the fun part.
So you keep letting us know what you want. And we’ll keep on sorting this whole thing out…even if, sometimes, it’s enough to drive an editor crazy!
There are many health benefits to wearing a wet T-shirt. These benefits don’t apply to everyone, of course. Guys should not wear wet T-shirts because it’s disgusting and makes me sick. The main beneficiaries of wearing wet T-shirts are, of course, women with big boobs. Let me explain the physics behind this.
When it’s very hot out, the body can overheat, and that can be dangerous. Wearing a wet T-shirt can prevent heat exhaustion or stroke. You see, as the water in the fibers of a wet T-shirt evaporate, a cooling effect from the evaporation is created as the heat energy is transferred from the breasts to the water-soaked cloth. This cools the body down safely. A side-effect is that this cooling action also hardens the nipples. I look upon this as beneficial also since it may increase production of the hormone Oxytocin, the “feel-good” chemical, which can make a girl feel horny. The tighter the T-shirt, the better the cooling effect since there is no trapped warm air between the skin and the shirt.
Enough to make a grown man cry like a wuss.
So I urge girls to wear wet and tight T-shirts as often as possible, especially during hot weather or if they take public transportation where it can get really hot. I was in London a few years ago and rode the tube, and let me tell you, it was like an oven down there because there’s no air-conditioning. I urged some of the girls waiting for the train to wear wet T-shirts and carry spray bottles filled with ice water. They looked at me like I was crazy. The British are a stubborn people.
I could watch Natalie shower all day. I'd bring lunch with me.
Being the editor of a big-tit mag has its perks…pun intended. For one, I have ladies whipping out their ladies for me take a gander at all the time. (You can’t imagine what it’s like to introduce yourself to a woman and then BAM! her tits are in your face. It’s like being a rockstar, it really is.) For another, I get to spend time with these huge-knockered hotties and they tell me all their most-intimate secrets. (And they do it while their tits are in my face. Sigh. I live the life, kids.)
Sometimes they tell me some seriously freaky kinkiness that makes me blush. And sometimes they tell me things that make me laugh out loud. You never know what a V-girl is going to say, but whatever it is, it is always memorable. Join me as I take a look back at some of my favorite convos with the titters that make my world go round.
“Well, we do a lot of cow-tipping where I am from…you run up to them and shove them and they fall over and you run like crazy. But they don’t get hurt. They just get a bit spooked is all. A lot of times they don’t even fall over. They just sorta rock back and forth and wake right up.”-on what she does for fun in her hometown.
“Um, I wouldn’t say I really have one…oh, wait, you know what? Gangbangs. That’s what I watch when I watch porn. I watch gangbangs…I was like, ‘Wait a minute, what do I look at on the Net when I look at porn?’ and gangbangs was it. That and lesbians. I love to watch lesbian porn. They get down.”-on what her ultimate sexual fantasies are.
“Well, actually, I am in charge of organizing contractors and making sure that they do what they have to do and get their jobs done. I work for a company that renovates repossessed houses. And if my guys give me a problem and tell me that they can’t do something to get a job done, then I go in there and show them that I can do it. Like, I’ll go in there and tear drywall off the walls with crowbars and get dirty, but I get it done.”-on working in construction.
“The titty fuck? Yeah, if it’s with the right person and they get off on it, then it, like, makes me happy. In certain situations…fine, I’m completely selfish. But if I feel like giving and they want to titty-fuck and it makes them really happy, then it like Hanukkah for them…then let’s go! I say Hanukkah because I am a Jew. Not Christmas, you guys, Hanukkah. I am like the Hanukkah Santa of titty-fucking. Eight days of titty-fucking!”-on using her tits during sex.
These ladies always say a mouthful and we don’t mind one bit because we would like a mouthful of their huge knockers. Stay tuned for more funny quotes from V-girl interviews and let me know what some of your favorite V-girl interviews have been.
