I am going to discuss this once and only once because I have this feeling deep down that there will be a lot of opinions about this and that there may be riots in the streets and chaos because this is one of THE long-running debates of ALL TIME.
Hairy Pussy.
There. I said it.
Is bushy box (Like preggo Kali West's...)something you love?
Bushy nether regions (or lack thereof) is one of those topics that everyone has an opinion about. Some of you LOVE it. (I get letters and letters about hairy pussy in V-mag alllllll the time.) Some of you don’t like it. (I get letters asking me not to feature it, too.) And, thanks to the increasing popularity of the Brazilian wax and all sorts of new, expensive razors with more blades than the last expensive razors, some of you have never even seen it.
Now, to be honest, hairy pussy is not for me. I don’t employ this hippie-hairstyle on my girly parts and I have never been with a woman who did either, but I don’t knock those of you who swear by it. If you love hirsute ladies like Mary, then more power to you. If you like bushy bits like Aileen Ghettman‘s, okay, that’s cool. And I imagine that Kali West’s bush is due to her pregnancy, but if you love it, that’s great. Because I think everyone has their own thing that helps them get off, and if Rapunzel poon does it for you, then I applaud that.
Aileen Ghettman is au' natural and furry.
But what I really want to know is if you love bushy box, WHY do you favor hairy pussy? I mean, what’s the difference? Does it feel better when your dick is in a hairy box as opposed to a hairless one? Does is get in your mouth when you are down there, munching, um, carpet? I really want to know what all the hair hype is about. So I look forward to your comments. Perhaps hair is the way and I just don’t know it, yet. Perhaps you guys could change my perspective.
And now the long-awaited follow-up to the first Cherry Brady interview video that we originally broadcast on SCORELAND in November, 2002. I remember it like it was yesterday. Part interview, part clothing and bra show, it was like sitting inside a dressing room in a store’s women’s clothing department, and it set the pace for all the videotaped interviews that followed.
“I always thought it might be some big, seedy porn industry thing, and it’s so not like that,” Cherry said in that interview about her first time modeling for a men’s mag company. (I know the public misperception myself, having seen many well-researched TJ Hooker and Charlie’s Angels episodes.)
Cherry was a V-Mag subscriber (and still is), but she didn’t know what to expect at first. “You guys are the sweetest, most respectful people I’ve ever met,” she said. “I can’t believe it, so I’m just thrilled. You guys made it great.” It’s still one of the best interviews we’ve ever done. Everything clicked. It was all Cherry.
This time, it’s Maria’s turn to interview Cherry Brady, an event she had awaited patiently for a long time.
I haven’t seen it yet. I’ll be watching it at home with all of you this Sunday.
Here in Big Boob World, or SCORELAND as you call it, we spend a serious amount of time with tits. From the minute we come in to the office it’s nothing but tits, tits and more tits all day. (Not that I’m complaining at all, mind you.) But there is a problem that we editors run into sometimes. You see, sometimes tits leave us at a loss for words. LITERALLY. I will call Dave or Elliot up and ask them to give me, “Another word for boobs, please.” You see, there are many, many, many ways to call a boob, well, a boob. But sometimes, I come across a pair of tatas that need something extra-special. So, over the years, I have started a collection of boob words. Kind of like my own tatas thesaurus, if you will. And you’d be surprised how many different words there are for boobs. And you’d be surprised how many guys I know have their own versions, too. Chicks do, too! For example, the phrase “chesticles” was uttered to me one night by a group of hot lesbians. They came up to me and said, “You have a full set of chesticles.” Needless to say, I LOL’ed on the spot.
So, I thought I would share some of my favorites with you. And I would LOVE it if you shared some of your faves with me. A girl can never have too many words to describe her, umm, girls. lol So, without further ado:
Mams
Blouse Bunnies
Cans
Bazookas
Sweater Puppies
Cum Cushions
Yum Yums
Happy Headlights
Bingos!
Floppers
Whoppers
The Twins
Perks
Bazoombas
Penis Padders
Dairy Depot
Jigglies
I could go on and on, but I prefer to hear some of yours. Who knows, maybe you can tell me a few I’ve never heard before. (Which would be very impressive.)
Now, I know you know that I love boobs almost as much as you do. That is a given. But here is something you may not know: I really dig a nice set of dugs framed by a pretty smile.
Aileen takes off her top with a wink and smile!
Don’t get me wrong, I told you in another post that I love fuck face, and I stand by that statement 100%. There is nothing like a woman who looks like she wants to go at it for hours…like she needs something in all of her holes ASAP! But as much as I love a good, horny look on a woman’s mug, I cannot stand PORN FACE. What kind of face is that? Well, I think it’s when a woman looks…serious? Angry? Aloof? Like she is thinking about laundry that needs doing or about what to have for dinner. It just makes me feel like I have no right to be looking at her. Like I am interrupting her or annoying her.
Ines knows her tits are something to smile about.
Lorna Morgan is all smiles, well, and tits.
That’s why I love it when a woman shows me her (Tits, of course!) pearly whites. There is nothing as inviting as a pretty smile. It says, “Hi! I like you. I enjoy your eyes on me. Please, stare longer. I am friendly and I am naked.” (At least this is what it says to me.) Smiles are important! And most of you think so because according to the boob Jedi himself, Elliot, smiling is one of those great controversies discussed by the SCORELAND masses since 1992, and I can see why it’s a serious point of contention. Some of you like your gals to look serious and some of you like it when they look like they are having a good day.
Personally, I am all for a nice, inviting smile. I mean, look at the pics of the girls in this post. Who could say no to those pretty faces and those cheeky grins, eh? When it comes to faces, I think that smiles are all win! xoxo, Maria
Most of the time when there is a hot model in the studio, we go in there and we interview them and that’s that. However…when Cherry Brady is in the studio, there is this sense of, dare I say it, sexual potency in the air? It turns all of us editors bananas. We want to be in the studio all day long, just to be in her presence. I know, because I spent a lot of time hanging out with Cherry…because I was, uh, working. Yes, that’s it. WORKING.
lol
Now, I would tell you that Cherry is a damn sexy woman, but that would just be way too Captain Obvious of me. What I will tell you is that she is super-talented. (Okay, that’s kind of obvious, too!) But I am not just talking about her smoldering sexuality. Oh, no! What I am referring to are her hula-hooping skills. Now, I know what you are thinking…hula hooping? YES! Hula hooping.
Hello Kitty and hoops of glory. Maria clearly approves.
You see, I challenged Cherry to a hula-hooping contest and she kicked soooooo much ass on the first try that I couldn’t even compete. How did she manage to do that? Let’s just say that she started off with a bra on and mid-hula-hooping, she took that puppy right off. THAT takes talent. The whole time she was hula hooping (TOPLESS!) she was playing with her tits and having a blast. And, her panties were this tiny, wisp of pink fabric that was a sequined kitty cat. Yes, she had pussy on her pussy. It was kind of glorious!
But don’t take my word for it…watch the video of it below! Oh, Cherry! You make hula hooping into something SEXY!
As we celebrate our fine country’s Independence Day, let us also celebrate the things that we hold dear…like huge, mondo titties and the very fine, very excellent women who make it their mission to show us those mondo titties. May our hearts burn red with passionate lust for these gals. May our love of them be pure and white. And may they never, ever, ever leave your balls blue. Happy Fourth of July, gentlemen! I hope that you’re spending it with some very hot chicks and that there are nothing but fireworks in your future…both in the night sky and in your bedrooms!
A good stripper, like Carmen Hayes, doesn't even have to put out to make a living. All she has to do is show her goods.
Elliot James and I were having this discussion at lunch the other day, which is not surprising because we have discussions like this every time we have lunch. We were walking through the parking lot to the local burger joint when we saw a woman standing by her car wearing a dress shirt as a dress. Long legs, fuck-me pumps and, of course, big tits. I say big tits because otherwise, Elliot and I wouldn’t have noticed.
“She’s dressed like a hooker,” Elliot said.
A street hooker like Puma Swede will come right to your door. Now that's service with a smile.
“That’s a good thing,” I said.
“Of course.”
It is a known fact that men love hookers and strippers. But which one do we love more?
Strippers, of course, will show you the goods. And they ply their trade in a relatively secure environment. And what they’re doing is, mostly, legal. Lap dances are legal in most places, even if you bust your nut, and what’s even better is that you don’t have to worry about contracting an STD when a stripper is giving you the grind.
Hookers, of course, are dangerous but sexy. It’s no wonder that we have a website called BigTitHooker.com. Check it out. They provide curbside service. But, of course, hooking, especially street-hooking, is illegal in most of the world. And when you let a stranger get into your car, you never know what you’re getting into before you get into whatever you’re getting into. I think a lot of us just like seeing hookers, even if we’re not planning to partake of their services.
Now that redheaded vixen Cherry Brady is back in these Hallowed Halls of Hooters, and looking as shapely and busty as ever, this is a good day to look back at some of the great things she’s accomplished at SCORE.
Cherry as a military officer in Ultimate Cherry.
I remember the first time the editors saw the photos she mailed from home. We were very impressed. We were also impressed when she told us that she had a subscription to V-Mag. We know that some women buy and read Voluptuous (yes, you, Angela White), but even to this day, we don’t know exactly who they are. Most women are anonymous consumers of adult material.
Cherry and Brandy Talore in Ultimate Cherry.
To this day, one of our best video interviews is Cherry’s interview which is posted on SCORELAND in both video and text. Dave and I could have probably gone for three hours with Cherry if we had had the time. (I mean, in the interview.) Then as now, she’s one of the most enthusiastic, happiest and high-spirited women I’ve ever met. It’s never been about the modeling check. For her, it’s about fun, the love of big boobs and good times and seeing the results in a magazine, a video and on-line. She’s never posed for any other magazine or studio since her debut in the February ’03 V-Mag and she’s shown a lot of loyalty, turning down many offers over the years.
Cherry and Angela White were tongue-tied in Ultimate Cherry.
On a personal level, because she looks at breasts as beautiful parts of a woman’s body, Cherry doesn’t believe in cosmetic breast reduction and thinks women who are thinking about it should find an alternative to surgery. (She doesn’t buy the back problem excuse.) One of the ironies of life we’ve discussed is how so many women with small tits get boob jobs while others with natural, big tits go for reductions.
B.L.O.W. The only wrestling video SCORE made.
One of my favorite DVDs is Ultimate Cherry with Brandy Talore and Angela White. There is so much going on in it and each chapter is different.
Ultimate Cherry.
And about once a year I pop, B.L.O.W. The Busty Ladies Of Oil Wrestling back into the DVD player. They tried to de-pants me in that one (I was unexpectedly pressed into service as the ref), proving that our mothers were right. Always wear clean underwear. That was a crazy shoot because of the approaching Hurricane Frances. Cherry hunkered down in her Florida hotel until the storm rolled on.
For me, one of the highlights of this new visit was Cherry and Maria finally meeting. They really are cousins under their bras.
I make it a point to keep you abreast of all the things going on in SCORELAND (Hee-hee, I said, “Abreast!”), so please note that this blog is HOT OFF THE PRESSES.
Today, while making my usual rounds of the studio, I happened to bump into the woman who made me a fruit lover. You asked for her. You begged for her. You demanded her.
And you know what? YOU DESERVE TO SEE HER. So, gents, I give you the one and only Cherry “Ultimate V-Girl” Brady. Yes…she’s here. Please feel free to jump up and down with unbridled excitement and anticipate amazing, boob-filled LOL’tastic blogs to come.
With love,
Maria
My job is to hang out with Cherry. Sigh, my life is hard, right? lol
There are a lot of beautiful, mocha-mammed goddesses inside of SCORELAND. From dark and lovely Farrah Vancock to sexy and thick Mianna Thomas, these ladies are built like brick houses. They have curves that could make a grown man cry! But to me, the one lady who is the cream of the crop is Janet Jade.
Janet has one of those bodies that just doesn’t quit. She is curvaceous AND she is trim. She has both tits AND and quite the scrumptious ass. She has a pretty smile AND she is very sweet. Janet might just be the perfect woman. She is an ex-cheerleader and she loves to dance. I would love to see her dance, too, because I am pretty sure that all of her good lady parts would jiggle if she did.
Some people are disappointed that she never went on to do XXX, but not me. And although I was glad she decided to do a tug job for our cameras, with Christy Marks no less, for me, Janet is best solo. That way I can appreciate all of her amazing body. Not to say I wouldn’t want to see her fuck for the lens, but it isn’t necessary. I just think she is that amazing. She can stand all on her own and still hold it down. (As long as she is standing there naked!)
