There are some things that just belong together. Things that jive in perfect harmony, like peanut butter and jelly. Like Abbott and Costello. Like boners and lotion. These things just make sense. They are better together than apart, and that’s that. And if you ask me, the best of all things combined, the ULTIMATE pairing is Ass and Titties.
How can you go wrong with that duo?
I like tits as much as the next person, but I am very vocal about my love of ass. I think asses are awesome. (I am the editor of BootyLicious magazine for a reason!) They jiggle in such a friendly way. They take a pounding and they bounce back. And no matter how hot a chick is, if she is packing a little junk in her trunk, her fuck stock goes up. At least in my humble opinion.
That’s why when a chick is stacked up top and has lots of bounce on the bottom, I think she needs to be praised. High-fived, even. Because T&A is just so good. And think of the possibilities! Titty-fucking and using her ass crack to jack your dick! A girl with ass AND titties is a commodity!
I mean, am I wrong? What lady-lover wouldn’t want a woman with curves from top to bottom?
xoxo
Maria
Daphne Rosen’s pale orbs are the stuff of jack dreams.
Danesha’s mocha bosom is nice and full.
Asian wonder Ava is packing a rack that is, indeed, divine.
Latina temptress Angelina Castro has some nice caramel cans!
Victoria Lane is a great V-Girl, but does she belong in SCORE, too?
Every month, the editors of SCORE (me, Elliot, John Fox, etc.) make the most important decision ever made in adult magazine publishing: Which girls are going to be in that particular issue of the magazine. In fact, we met earlier today and discussed just that. And, once again, for maybe the upteenth time, we considered Victoria Lane for SCORE and decided, “She’s great. She’s a perfect Voluptuous model. But she isn’t a SCORE Girl.”
This is a painful decision for us because we love Victoria. I mean, just look at the girl. She’s super-curvy. She has G-cup naturals and a sexy face. But her measurements are 42-32-42, and that middle number–32–is one that doesn’t show up in SCORE too often. There have been times, such as recently with Renee Ross and Ashley Sage Ellison, when we pushed the envelope. Some of you were okay with that. But most of our readers responded with something along the lines of, “She’s great, but she doesn’t belong in SCORE.” One reader recently suggested that no model with a waist measurement of more than 30 inches should be allowed in SCORE. Okay, but we try not to base our decisions solely on numbers.
But we’re very careful about who goes into SCORE and who goes into V-Mag. We don’t want V-Mag to be the naturals-only version of SCORE. We don’t want SCORE to be a magazine for all girls with big tits.
Now, SCORELAND members don’t have to worry about this distinction because they get the girls from both magazines. But put on your editors cap for a second and tell us what you think: Should Victoria Lane go into SCORE?
I want to make a few things very clear about the illustration above:
NO one grabs my tits at work.
The above is a LAW…unless it’s a hot chick, then it is OKAY.
If Dave and Elliot EVER do this is in REAL LIFE, I would knock them both out.
These things being said, I took a long time thinking about whether or not to post this piece of fan art by our friend H.D. from Germany. I thought to myself, “Self, are we sending out the message that we grope each other here at SCORE? That it is okay to grope me?” After much deliberation and heckling from the staff here, I decided to laugh it off and post this picture. As always, I am very impressed by H.D.’s talent. I also think that Dave looks a little bit elf’ish and that Elliot looks a little bit like a Vulcan, but that makes the tit-groping part more bearable. lol
However, I prefer when H.D. draws me solo, like in the photo below. I would like to thank him for the belt, which I love! And also for the gratuitous hard nipples, which really give the drawing a little extra something, I think. 🙂
Enjoy this fan art and for all of you artists out there, we encourage that you send your art in!
I look at ladies like Heidi, Christy and Ginger (above) and I am fascinated and confused by their tan lines. To me, they look like milky-white pasites, and I find them almost distracting. Like, I can’t see their boobs because they are wearing a tan line bikini. I mean, they have fantastic jugs and that’s awesome, but I am caught in the glare.
I have plenty of guy friends who think that this half-baked look is all the rage. They think it’s sexy for a girl to have pale, white triangles on her person. Ah, I don’t know if I can get into it. Sure, in years past this was more of a fad than now, especially with sun block and people being more wary about spending time in the rays. But it still exists. I see it all the time. But I think that I prefer the idea of a woman with no tan lines. To me, it means that she is tanning her tits and that she is out in public with her boobs out to the wind. (I think that a woman topless in the sun is GREAT!)
What do YOU guys think about this? Are you into the two-tone titties? Or are you a firm believer in monochromatic mams? (I know I am!)
There is a scene in the LOL-classic Anchorman where Will Ferrell’s character, Ron Burgundy, sees a vision in white from across the room at a party and he walks up to her and tries to be suave and pick her up. When he opens his mouth, all he can say is, “I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I want to be on you.”
Yeah…hilarious and NOT at all smooth.
However, I can relate to this because if I EVER got the chance to hit on Gianna, I would probably fail this way, too. You see, this woman and her “Melt-your-face-off-with-my-epic-fuck-mojo” stare would probably bring me down to my knees. Gianna is one of the MOST-SEXUALLY POTENT women I have ever encountered. From the way she carries herself to the way she whispers all sorts of nasty shit to someone when she is fucking their brains out, Gianna can do no wrong. She is, to me, like fuck Nirvana.
In fact, if she brought me down to my knees with her sexual RAWR! I would probably enjoy the view because Gianna is hotness in that POV. How do I know this? Because I found these two photos of Gianna in SCORELAND and you know what? SHE WOULD LOOK GOOD LOWERING HER PUSSY INTO YOUR AWAITING FACE FROM THE FRONT AND FROM THE BACK!!!!!
Ashley's face screams SEX, even though she is still half-dressed.
Sometimes photos don’t have to be super-porny to make me horny. (Hey! That rhymed!) Sometimes they just have to be appealing to the eye. For example, take Ashley Sage’s November 2009 V-Mag layout. We all know that she doesn’t show any pussy (and personally, I think she is hot enough to get away with it), but there is something fucking HOT about her eyes and her white skin in the water that makes me enjoy looking at her photos. They aren’t porny and overtly sexual…in fact, they are more artsy than anything else. Yet, I find her more erotic in these photos than I would if she, let’s say, showed me the entirety of her cookie, spread wide. Maybe it’s because I like to imagine that if I walked in and she was lying there naked, I would be turned on? Maybe it’s that she looks like a doll with her cherubic face and those come-hither eyes of hers? Whatever it is, THIS layout is one of my favorites, and it is also one of the most-tame I have laid eyes on in a while. Just wanted to share that and get your thoughts on artsy shots vs. overtly sexual ones. Do you really have to see it all to get off?
Curiously yours,
Maria
I don't have to see the whole cookie to know I wanna eat it.
Annie Swanson and Ana make out and then strap up for some friendly fucking!
There are two things that I could have a healthy helping of at any time and always have an appetite for: ice cream and lesbians.
And believe you me, just like little kids freak out for ice cream, I freak for hot dykes and lipstick lovelies.
Lesbians can do no wrong.
Mia Starr and Harmony Bliss are nipple nymphos, and we likey!
I cannot describe exactly what it is about two women going at it that does it for me. It’s, like, a combination of things. For starters, I like watching women kiss. When men kiss women, it’s hot and more…brutal? It’s harder and aggressive. But when two women kiss, it’s softer and sexy. They don’t devour each other. They take small tastes of each others’ mouths, and I find that mother’effin HOT. It gets me goin’…knowwhaddamean? And I like watching chicks explore and touch each other, too. It’s not hurried like watching a man feel up a woman. (Not that I have anything against watching a man be, well, a man. I like watching a guy attack a pair of titties.) When women touch each other, it’s languid. (I love that word…it sounds dirty!) It’s like drinking a cold mint julep on a hot day here in the South and hearing the ice clink and seeing the beads of condensed sweat on the glass. It’s steamy. It’s erotic. It’s delicious.
I have quite a few faves when it comes to lesbians on SCORELAND. I am a big fan of any lezzie scene with Gianna Rossi. (I hope Gianna reads this and sets her lezzie sites on me. Hi, Gianna! I wanna be on you!) I dig her army-girl inspired shoot with Terry Nova shot in the Bahamas. I also like anything involving wetness and lesbians like Christy Marks vs. Angela White and Harmony Bliss vs. Mia Starr, because twats and tits should be dripping wet. It’s glorious! I am also into lesbians who are thick like Marille and Angelina. To me, thick women scissoring and grinding pussies while their titties swing is oh, so good. And when girls strap it on, like Annie Swanson and Ana, I can get into it. (Especially if they talk dirty while piping one another…fuck yes!)
But, the NUMBER ONE lesbian scene of all time, for me, has to be when Dominno and Katarina Dubrova played a little game of Masturbation With A Friend in
Hooter Hotel: Where Dominno and Katarina lez-out French maid style. YUM!
the epic movie Hooter Hotel. Why? Well, it’s not the most fucktastic lezzie scene of all time, but there is something incredible about two very sexy women dressed up in French maid outfits and makin’ out. And maybe I am biased because I was actually on location in Hungary when this scene was being filmed, and actually in the room when these two women started licking and sucking each other’s nipples…but to me, these lesbians are A+. It was all I could do to contain myself from lying on the bed with them and declaring, “I’ve been dirty. I need you maids to rub me down.” lol (My porno fantasies are epic!) If you haven’t seen Dominno and Katarina together, you are missing out big time.
Whew. All this lezzie lusting has made me hungry. I could go for a bowl of ice cream and some lesbians right now, actually. lol
Hope you guys chime in with your favorite lesbian scenes of all time. I always like to hear your opinions!
xoxo,
Maria
Gianna and Terry oil up for slippery rub-a-dub.
Christy Marks and Angela White get wet and get wet.
Marille and Angelina go tit to tit, like a lesbian sandwich.
This will be my least favorite posting since we started the SCORELAND Blog a year ago. Not because it’s about Crystal Gunns. It’s my least favorite Blog because Crystal has officially retired and this is her last published pictorial (from the October ’10 SCORE). A very different photo session from anything she had ever done before. Very dark, kinda weird and really moody. It posts today. She’s not really a whip-and-cigarette type of scowling girl, but some have written in to say they liked it, and Crystal herself said she enjoyed trying a different kind of cos play. The Gunns had a long, busy, and I’d like to think happy, association with SCORE. Her first SCORE appearance was March 2002, and when it hit the newsstands, Crystal’s stage career already was zooming to the top of the big-boob circuit.
Over the years, the bodacious one did a lot in these Hallowed Halls of Hooters. She was a TSG spokesmodel twice at the January Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas. She was the hostess of SCORE‘s 15th anniversary special on SCORELAND. In general, she was a tireless supporter of The SCORE Group. There’s video of her from the SCORE booth at the Expo that proves it. Crystal has been in over 23 TSG magazines and nine DVDs. She won Newcomer of the Year, and later, Model of the Year. She wrote and took her own pictures for 14 “Gunns Show” columns in the magazine from October 2006 to October 2008. (What is it with Crystal and October?) The column took the guys along with her on her many nightclub road trips all over America. Later on, Crystal finally went ahead and did a full-on girl-girl with her real-world friend Cindy Cupps in Big Tit A-List and they did their one and only one hand job and breast-sex scene in Tits & Tugs, a surprise to all the longtime fans who never thought they’d do anything on camera within ten feet of a boner. (Cindy has hung up her dancing and modeling heels also. They started together and basically finished their careers together.)
Do I think Crystal and Cindy will un-retire one day? People have asked me that. My answer is no. I think they have moved on to the new experiences that life offers. The second photo here is from yesterday’s 30 image By Request section. It’s a picture that really symbolizes how I’d like to remember Crystal. An overflowing bikini and a happy smile.
Around here, you never know when you’re going to see a nice pair of tits. The other day, I wandered into the studio to check out the MILF we were shooting for 40SomethingMag.com and 40Something magazine (I’m the editor of both). Her name was Brooke Tyler, she was sitting in the makeup chair wearing an oversized robe and I could see that she was very pretty, even though the makeup process hadn’t yet started. Very nice, too. Pleasant. Turns out that she’s 43 years old, divorced and from Dayton, Ohio.
So, I went back to my desk. About two hours later, I wandered back into the studio, looked to my right where photographer Jose was shooting a model and what did I see? TITS! BIG TITS! And those tits belonged to Brooke. How could I have missed that earlier? Had my boob radar gone faulty?
Of course, I immediately grabbed the blog camera and honed in on Brooke…her tits, of course. DD-cups. Big and firm, sitting high on her chest. I gotta tell you, I liked her with the robe on, but I loved her naked. I also like how her stomach transitions so smoothly into her shaved pussy.
Anyway, at this point, we’re not planning on shooting Brooke for SCORELAND. Should we? You can, however, see her right now, fucking and sucking, at 40SomethingMag.com. The photos are posted now. The video posts on Wednesday.
By the way, I have to tell you this story. On our Model Info sheets, we ask, “What and/or where was your kinkiest sexual encounter?” Brooke’s answer: “I went to see some male strippers at a local club, and one of the dancers took me to the private couch room, which wasn’t so private. I ended up fucking him in front of the whole club until management came up and made us stop. We didn’t get to finish until the next day.”
It's our first birthday party! Karina knew you were cumming so she baked a cake!
Sharday demonstrates how we eat cake at the SCORELAND Blog. Well, this is how the models eat cake. We eat it off of them.
Dawn Phoenix is so excited about the Blog's first birthday, she decided to tit-fuck a bottle of champagne instead of drinking it.
For SCORE (actually, exactly one year ago today), we the people of the republic of all things rack decided that we needed a vehicle to get out there amongst the big-boob lovers on the highways of the Web. After much deliberation and the shooting down of a site called SCOREeditorsXXXposed! (Just kidding!), we created this blog, and a year later, we are going strong.
And while we are all jumping up and down in joy over our blog’s first birthday, I would like to take to time and say that as a new editor on the block, this blog has allowed me to connect to a lot of V-Mag readers and fine-tune my mag to all of your tastes. I appreciate everyone’s feedback about your likes and dislikes, as do Elliot and Dave.
And, how cool is it that you guys can interact with the models?
And how cool is it that we make blog videos where the models have fun and you get to know them better?
I say it’s pretty effin’ cool.
So, happy birthday to us, and thank you for all of your input and blogging’ness, which rules!
Your support of our blog is great. Like underwire to titties. Thanks for helping us stay solid!
