In the opener of Shyla Shy’s new vid now showing at SCORELAND, Shyla (Mamazon) tells our studio manager T that her 36F-cup breasts don’t enhance her sex life. And then Shyla actually says that she wishes her boobs were smaller! No, this is not a script. This is real. Heaven forbid any chance of Shyla doing something foolish in the future. (Let’s not even get into that.) T realizes that Shyla needs emergency intervention, motivation and training right there on the spot in how to appreciate and love her own tits. To be busty and proud. There are girls with B-cups running with their credit cards in hand to plastic surgeons to get C-cups and here genetics have blessed Shyla with magnificent F-cup hangers that many girls would love to have.
T is not going to let Shyla continue with this negativititty and boob self-prejudice. One of T’s training methods is to have Shyla try different breastercises on the bed, and specialized tit and nipple conditioning techniques. Then T exits and a male trainer takes over Shyla’s emergency training with another set of very special exercises. Fortunately, he has the right tool for the right job.A straight shooter, what he has for Shyla should stick. The question is: will they succeed in changing Shyla’s attitude and lift her out of her mammary malaise, her boob-blues? Tune in to this horny intervention, friends, and pray, pray like you have never prayed before.
A big birthday shout-out goes to Sabina Leigh of Pounding The Pledges (February 27) and Mianna Thomas, Las Vegas’ biggest natural (February 28). Make it a bra-buster B-day, ladies.
Cherry Brady. That lusty, busty, redhaired voluptuous vixen who sports a bra tag that reads 36G (sometimes 38G). An intelligent, active woman who loves and worships everything about tits. Who does not believe in breast reduction. Who truly comprehends the specialized mind of the tit-man. Because Cherry is a tit-woman who walks the walk and talks the talk, and we’re damn lucky she likes to share her toys.
In “Mirror, Mirror On The Wall” starting today only at XLGirls.com, Cherry models the hottest bikinis, tops and other titty-tighties, then plays with her famous heavy hangers and her cherry-fine pussy in front of a three-sided, full-length mirror. See a different side of Cherry. Like three sides of Cherry in this fresh, hot and horny vid. So who needs television?
In point of fact, our surrogate is actually grilling a frankfurter in today’s “Hardcore Special” at SCORELAND starring the great Daylene “Fuck Me, Daddy” Rio, an ultra-horny Los Angelena who’s equally at home in Miami when she visits SCORE. A natural manpleaser, Daylene’s recent appearances include “SCOREtv Holiday Edition” and the vid “Holiday In Rio.” Dave recently did an over-the-top Blog video with Daylene with a concept that I’d love to see as a full-length scene.
Hotter than the sun.
“It’s like you can’t believe it’s you,” Daylene said about seeing herself fucking in a video and photo set. Her very first hardcore scene was for the DVD Busty ‘N’ Wet, and it was like a faucet was turned on and never shut off. “It’s like, ‘Wow, is that really me?’ and it just gets you more pumped up to want to do it more, and you get a whole rush once you see yourself, knowing that people are watching and I have my fans and they’re sitting at home watching me and jerking off.”
I think Daylene should move to Miami, but that’s being selfish.There’s a new TV show called The Real Housewives of Miami. Daylene makes them look like nuns.
Over at SCOREVideos.com German discovery Sandra Star does her second hardcore anal video. Sandra is a young Berlin hottie chosen to be Miss Hot SCORE by the editors of Hot SCORE magazine in Germany and no less a celebrititty than Annina who said “Sandra has charisma and a great, curvy body. She is the whole package. For me, Sandra is Miss Hot SCORE 2010!” I’ve screened the new scene and Sandra sure lives up to her title.
“Fantasy SCORE” has a history in SCORE magazine that goes back to the August 1992 edition (Volume 1, Issue 2 with Letha Weapons as the covergirl). British artist Duncan Gutteridge’s ongoing monthly assignment was to take a celebrity and paint her with impossibly huge tits along the lines of Chelsea Charms and Beshine…years before Chelsea and Beshine became Chelsea and Beshine. Duncan’s first run ended in the Holiday ’99 issue.
Beginning with the December ’04 SCORE, “Fantasy SCORE” was revived as a semi-regular feature, often alternating with the “Rocket Girls” series painted by the great Otis Sweat until Duncan’s final “Fantasy SCORE” illustration in the February ’09 issue. Many of the paintings from the first series and all of them from the second series are preserved in SCORELAND‘s Art Gallery section along with “Dream SCORE,” “Bomber Girls,” “Dick Boy” and other works of big-bust art.
Although “Fantasy SCORE” ended, we still get mail from people who have never forgotten it. With new female celebs who can barely fill a C-cup popping up all the time, there’s no lack of new potential subjects. We continue to get requests to revive it, usually with the person making the request’s favorite celebrities. When we publish those letters, inevitably someone else writes against bringing it back. A while ago, Greg wrote, “The reason I’m writing is because I am disappointed that you no longer have ‘Fantasy SCORE.’ I always was so excited to see who you would have next. Please bring it back. There are lots of us fans out here.” In this weekend’s “Scorecard,” R.L. writes, “I must agree that ‘Fantasy SCORE‘ is due a return and would continue to be a very popular feature.” He lists several celebs he’d like to see given a “Fantasy SCORE” boob job.
On the other side of the fence are the letters such as “I don’t like art or cartoons. Just give us photos. ‘Fantasy SCORE’ is a waste of space.” I’ve seen a lot of those letters, too.
I personally love busty art and have enjoyed Otis’ and Duncan’s work since I first saw them. One painting a month, in print and on the Net, certainly doesn’t negatively impact the amount of photos we run. I also believe those two guys inspired many younger fans to try their hand at creating their own art. Just to clarify things, there have been no discussions here about reviving “Fantasy SCORE” (or “Dream SCORE“).
A new photo set set of Kristina Milan from the March ’11 Voluptuous goes live today at SCORELAND. Now, I love Kristina’s milky jugs, and I definitely get off on the way she rests her tits on guys’ thighs while giving blow jobs, but you know what? I’m not sure I ever need to see another photo of Kristina naked because the sight of her in tight tops does it for me. So here are two photos of Kristina. The one in the white top, in which her cleavage seems to go on for hours (I dare you to look her in the eyes), is from today’s posting. The one on the right, in which she absolutely destroys a black bodysuit, is from an upcoming Voluptuous pictorial. The appropriate response to both photos is, “Holy shit!”
A boob man confessed that he recently jacked to Kelly Christiansen. This is not an earth-shattering revelation.
S.M., a regular letter-writer from Baltimore, Maryland, writes: “I have a confession to make.”
A confession? Did he murder somebody? Cheat on his wife or girlfriend? Jack to a flat-chested girl?
“It’s an eyebrow-raising confession, also. I’ve unexpectedly gotten the hots, well, sort’ve, for Kelly Christiansen.”
That’s eyebrow-raising? S.M., you and about a million other guys.
“Okay, I know you’re like, ‘How’s that a shocker?'”
Exactly. That’s exactly how I’m like.
“Well, because, I’m not really into the surgically enhanced models. I’m a naturals-only big-boobs fan.”
Well, this isn’t exactly like saying, “I usually like girls with A-cups, but I’ve fallen in love with Beshine.”
“Kelly has been lingering on my mind, and pretty heavily, too. I couldn’t get her out of my mind, so I gave in to Kelly and had to face the reality that despite her counterfeit boobs, Kelly is super hot.”
Counterfeit boobs? Dude, a girl stuffing socks in her bra makes her boobs counterfeit. Kelly’s boobs are not counterfeit. By the way, Blog readers, I think what S.M. just said is that he gave in and jacked to Kelly. His mind said no, but his cock said yes, and you know who always wins that battle when we’re looking at naked women.
“I’ve looked past her boobs and accepted her for who she is, and that’s a very attractive, sweet-faced and down-t0-Earth tall blond, and most of all, she actually has a chance to be one of my fantasy girls.”
Well, congratulations, Kelly! Oh. That’s what S.M. says.
“So congratulations, Kelly. You may have made history for me.”
Actually, S.M., congratulations to you: You have now officially expanded your pool of girls you can jack to.
It's hard to say if this is an outfit or just, um, tape? But either way, I LOVE IT.
Or rather, what isn’t she wearing? This picture came in from one of our location shoots and let me just say that this outfit (Or, conveniently placed tape?) is HOT! I like this very much. It says, “I am wearing something and nothing at all,” and I am very into that. Where would someone wear this kind of thing? Who cares?! I think she should be wearing this all the time. I mean, I would like to see her in this at the grocery store, wouldn’t you!? You can all look forward to this layout very soon. I know I am looking forward to it!
Mandy was originally a beautician before she became a model.
Over in Great Britain, Mandy Pearl (one of the reasons Great Britain is great) is part of the cast of a new dating show on the ITV channel called Take Me Out. The once-prolific dating shows in the USA like Blind Date and The Fifth Wheel have tanked, but we’re glad to see they’re still going strong in the UK. In this tribute to male humiliation, a single guy looking for a date tries his luck on a bunch of hot chicks, including Mandy. They signal their disinterest by switching off a light at their podiums. That gives the host (Sir Paddy McGuinness) the chance to say his trademarked phrase, “No likey, no lighty.” The rejected boob eventually takes his pick of the girls who haven’t switched off their lights. Sounds like fun if you enjoy seeing your fellow man cut to size. Definitely not as much fun as watching Mandy in Hooter Hotel and her vids and pix at SCORELAND, but we’re glad TV producers recognize talent.
A friend of Mandy’s who is a SCORE reader encouraged her to send in her snaps to BeASCOREModel.com. Good man! Send us your big-boobed friends too. They’ll be well-cared for and go home with loaded purses.
Nurses. Where would we be without them? Nowhere, my friends. Nowhere. Here is the ultimate answer to America’s health care crisis. She’s right here only at SCORELAND tomorrow, and her name is Nurse Kelly Christiansen. When a nurse fills out her uniform the way Kelly can, there is no medical problem that can’t be solved. She is a busty angel of mercy. The schmuck shown here desperately needs a brain transplant. While that is beyond even Nurse Kelly’s immense capabilities, she can reduce the swelling.
There have been many warm-hearted, stacked nurses at SCORE’s Hooter Hospital over the years, their overflowing bras bringing joy and happiness to all they bump into. Caring, nuturing nurses who will not stand by filing their nails apathetically while men suffer the heartbreak of blue balls. Sperm sample extraction is Miss Christiansen’s specialty and this blonde head nurse has the advanced titty therapy techniques to do it. Society is all the better for her skills. Relief is only a click away. Thank you, Nurse Kelly. May we have another?
Today, Lexi Summers shows how much she enjoys having a hard time, and tomorrow, Sadie Berry does the same, giving her dude a hard way to go. Both pictorials are from the March ’11 V-mag on SCORELAND.
“I am one of those girls who really loves to give head,” Lexi said. “I enjoy it. I hear stories about guys who have to beg their girlfriends to suck their dicks. Not me.”
Sadie Berry, an accountant by profession, has numbers that really add up, like 42J.
“A man should be the aggressor,” says Sadie, who does an interracial pole dance in Big Girl Strip Club. ” I like to have sex six or seven times a week.” Sadie found us through BeASCOREModel.com.
A motorboat that needs no water.
On Sunday, two XL Girls celebrate their B-Days. Have fun and party hearty, Jade Parker (K-JUGS) and Karlee Adams (Plump Desires).
