Today on SCORELAND, redheaded vixen Contessa Rose kicks off March ’11 V-mag with a cocktail server pictorial in the kind of pub where everybody knows your name.
Tomorrow, Dixie Devereaux as another kind of waitress with a plate of sticky pancakes. You won’t see a skintight uniform like Dixie’s worn at your local diner.
Boobs in the News:
An all-female group in Ukraine called Femen have an unusual way of protesting political issues, the lack of women in government positions and discrimination. They show their boobs in public. There are over 300 Femen activists just in Kiev. Wearing flowers in their hair in the old Ukrainian style, they recently grouped by a train station and shouted “Impeach Yanukovych!” (Ukraine’s President Viktor Yanukovych)
Femen’s leader Anna Gutsol told reporters, “We understood that the only way to attract the maximum attention to a problem is to protest with bare breasts. It’s still a peaceful protest, but the most effective. In Ukraine, women don’t have the same rights as men, many marry at 20 and have neither career nor financial independence. We have minimum money to develop our organization, but we have our bodies, our brains, and our creativity. First one looks at our breasts, then our banners.”
The Femen movement is spreading. I hope it catches on in the States. Near the SCORE building.
British natural Michelle Bond, now really busting bras as an H-cupper, gets her first SCORE cover this edition. Miss Bond shows her heavier, fuller ta-tas in a brand-new layout and talks about ’em in an interview.
“I used to be an F-cup,” Michelle said. “And they just grew and grew, and every time I got measured, they seem to have grown. Either that or my underwear is shrinking!”
Michelle’s first SCORE was June 2003. In Big-Boob Finishing School, Bond, Michelle Bond, teaches Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Sophie Mae and Eden Mor how to please men and be better girlfriends. Now that’s a constructive goal. That book should be sold worldwide. The Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ocean County, New York and Atlanta would find it instructive.
Also this issue: Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, redhaired Veronika and Shione Cooper. Daphne Rosen and SCORE reader’s wife Jayden Prescott get it on and get it in in two anal-core XXX pictorials. A “Golden Age” special feature recalls super-sized covergirls from the 1990s: Angelique, Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Wendy Whoppers, Toppsy Curvey, Colt 45 and more. A photo-feature spotlights the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, starring Kelly Christiansen, Stephanie Stalls, Angelina Castro, Kali West and Nadia Night. Readers get a chance to win Michelle’s signed bra from the cover. Plus, a SCORE DVD is included FREE in most areas of the U.S. and Canada. Because we’re a little too generous for our own good but we love our readers…in a brotherly way.
If your local mag store doesn’t carry SCORE, their staff should be ashamed of themselves. Tell the manager to call our distributor, Curtis Circulation Company, at (201) 634-7400, and they’ll never be SCORE-less again.
Happy birthday, Lorna Morgan!
Lorna in The Bahamas, 2008.
And here we have Part One of lovely Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Michelle Bond, during the making of Big-Boob Finishing School, chittin’ and chattin’ with Tushna, our studio manager. You’ll find this very informative and instructional. Let’s roll the video!
Beshine prepares to sign the XXX-cup bra that will be given away in the May 2011 issue of SCORE.
We are now 11 years removed from the 1990s, and the era of the naturally stacked model has supposedly been upon us for a long time. Sure, the occasional Crystal Gunns, Morgan Leigh, Cindy Cupps and Beshine comes along, but these days, boob men like their women naturally stacked, right?
Well, maybe not. A recent Blog poll asked, “What is your opinion about super-slim ‘n’ stacked models like Beshine?”
And while only 29% said, “I love them. Beshine is what a SCORE Girl should look like,” those 29% outnumbered the 25% who said, “I don’t like them. I prefer naturals.”
Of course, the results of last year’s “Best of the Decade” Top 100, in which no augmented models cracked the Top 20, say otherwise. But our highly unscientific poll also revealed that 28% said, “Tits are tits. The bigger the better.” So, by my count, that means 57% of those who participated in the poll are okay with the mega-stacked augmented girls.
What does all this mean? Who knows? It could mean that girls like Beshine are one-in-a-million and they’re always welcome at SCORELAND. But, as I said, they’re one-in-a-million (probably literally), and anyone who doesn’t fit the Beshine template isn’t welcome. Or it could mean, as the answer said, “tits are tits.”
Or it could mean that the poll was wholly unscientific and completely meaningless.
What do you think? I mean, you told us already, but we need details. I’m just wondering: Does the era of the mega-stacked SCORE Girl merely seem to be over because there just aren’t many of them. If they started flooding back–if a new generation of girls like SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers and Angelique suddenly appeared–would you welcome them with open arms and hard cocks?
“Long legs, big ass, big tits, pierced nipples, pierced clit…if any girl looks like a porn star, it’s Stephanie Stalls. Really raunchy, slobbering, dirty porn. Anal, too. Hey, a man can dream.” That was SCORE mag editor Dave waxing poetic about Stephanie, a girl who’s had a busy time at SCORE the past seven months, starring in SCOREtv Holiday edition, SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, “Bust You In The Face” on SCORELAND, and “Boobcore” and “Tool-Time Girl” on SCOREVideos.com. Five-feet-two with 34F-cups. The numbers add up.
Stephanie & V-mag editor Maria.
And now, another one of Dave’s dreams (and mine) comes true in “Ass-ignment Stephanie Stalls” this weekend. Sounds like a spy thing BUTT it’s not. If it was, it would have been called “The Stalls SupremASSy.”
It’s Stephanie’s first anal sex scene on SCORELAND. Part Cherokee, part Irish and part Scottish, Miss Stalls is 100% super-horny. That’s why Stephanie became a naked model and an exotic dancer in the first place. There’s no re-purposing of sexual energy into another part of her life.
“I like to grind and put my pussy in the guys’ faces. Sometimes they try to lick it,” Stephanie said about bouncing her boobs on stage. But even those erotic activities don’t burn off enough of her huge supply of horny-fuel . She needs more. “I have the mind of a porn star,” Stephanie said. And the stacked body, for sure. She burns down the house in this one.
Renee Ross: so hot you could make toast between her boobs.
Karla James: the face, the bod, the boobs.
In a Scorecard letter called “Tits First,” a ticked-off C.A. writes, “I am so fucked off by letters that moan about models not showing pink. As long as the girls are offering up those big tits for me, I’m a happy man, and that should be the way for all true SCORE Men. Ninety-five percent of the models do spread their pussies and asses, anyway, so be happy and shut up.”
C.A. may be a little cranky from reading the comments and letters from members who adamantly insist that if models don’t get explicit, they should be passed over. To me, that’s a ridiculous philosophy.
Natasha: right from the snap.
If a girl is attractive and has big boobs, it doesn’t matter to me if she only wants to pose in a mild way, like Karla or many others we’ve photographed since 1992. I also know that girls like Renee Ross and Natasha Dulce, who do everything, will come along, too.
A lot has to do with the speed of life these days. Everything is fast, faster, fastest. People have short attention spans and even shorter patience. People want it all and they want it all right now. This instant. Technology has caused this. The Smart Phones, the Net, iPads, Twitter, and whatever is going to come next. Me, I move at the speed of boobs, and that’s good enough, for me, at least.
I especially like this pictorial of Jenna from March ’11 SCORE posting today because 1) it has more than the usual number of full-body poses 2) Jenna’s lingerie, heels, garters and stockings have that old-school men’s mag look from the ’50s and early ’60s. Jenna has the overall appearance that really pulls it off perfectly and she looks killer. I think she would have been right at home during that period of time when Bettie Page, Blaze Starr and Tempest Storm were the ruling fantasy pin-ups, although none of those icons had boobs as big as Jenna’s, not even close. (We just lost an icon last week, actress Tura Satana.) Not that I’m wishing for a return to those years as far as social norms. Even simple bare tits were considered obscene and smutty.
A big birthday shout-out to Gwen Sanders (Feb. 9) and Becky LeBeau (Feb. 11).
Becky LeBeau: also known as a scream queen in B-horror flicks.
Morgan in a sweater that really shouldn't be as tight as it is, as seen in the March ’11 SCORE and coming this Thursday to SCORELAND.
Morgan destroys a monokini, proving that she's certainly a Girl of Summer.
Morgan Leigh returns to SCORELAND on Thursday in a pictorial titled, “A Girl For All Seasons,” and I don’t think there’s ever been a more appropriate headline. Morgan, the 2006 SCORE Newcomer of the Year and one of my favorite models ever, is one of those girls who looks great no matter what she wears. You know, it’s one thing for a girl to have a super-slim waist (23 inches) and huge tits (J-cups), and there have been a few girls in SCORE history with waists as tiny and tits as big. But Morgan’s tits are kind of conical and capped with super-pointy nipples, and the combination makes for a rack that looks especially good in clothing.
So here’s my tribute to Morgan, a great bikini girl, a great sweater and tight tops girl. The fact that you just might be able to jack to these photos even though she isn’t showing any nipple might be the best tribute of all.
Even super-busty girls often don't look stacked in tube tops, but Morgan does.
Morgan Leigh in a traditional bikini. I mean, are there any words to describe this photo?
In Part 4 of our chit and chat with Sophie Mae (who just celebrated her birthday yesterday), we come to what everyone, especially Stefan, has been waiting for, and I don’t have to tell you what that is. Belly dancing teacher Sophie also demonstrates her wonderful belly and hip control. I wanted to reach out and stick a few bills in Sophie’s shorts while downing shots of ouzo. Her waist-to-hips ratio really adds up to the right numbers. I’d love to see Sophie play with one of those Shake Weight dumbbells. Play on! Thanks, Sophie!
One of the most important parts of my job as editor of V-mag is planning the cover of each issue. It is a labor of love because, first of all, I get to stare at some of the most excellent hotties of all time, and second of all, I find picking out a cover shot to be really exciting. They say you can’t judge a book by its cover, but I like to think that when Vanessa (my art director for V-mag!) and I create each issue’s cover, we are asking to be judged. Our job is to make sure that we convey all of the hotness and bountiful boob flesh that await you inside of each issue. It is not a task that we take lightly.
Over the years, I have seen covers come and go, and while I probably shouldn’t say that I have favorites, I do. There are certain covers that just stand out in my mind and I like better than others. One of those covers is from the July 2009 issue of V-mag. There is something about that shot of Shyla Shy with her ass looking just so that makes me happy. I am also particular to the June 2010 cover featuring Karina Hart and her fabulous tits with the nipples starred out. I like her smile, and the entire cover works for me. (It is actually one of the most-fun covers Vanessa and I have worked on.) But my ultimate favorite is the recent February 2011 cover featuring Ashley Sage in a schoolgirl getup. That shot, with the open buttons exposing her cleavage and that horny look on her face…well, it drives me mad. I think it’s delicious.
Now, I know I am not alone in my love of certain covers because from time to time, I get emails from you, the fans, referencing certain cover girls that did it for you. I love when I get emails like that. It’s nice to know what you guys are into and/or thinking about.
So, I am going to ask you now: Who is your favorite cover girl and why? Is it the way she is posing? Or is it the outfit she is in? What is your favorite cover pose?
All of the information you give me is always taken into consideration when I plan the next issue of V-mag. I mean, I make the magazine for your enjoyment, so why not tell me what you enjoy seeing?
If Beshine and Miosotis could travel back in time to the Greek, Roman or Egyptian empire, I bet they would have been made goddesses by the local population. Sometimes I suspect they’re both time travelers from the future. (That would be a good sci-fi story with art by Otis Sweat.) This week, Beshine brings her fantasy chest to SCOREVideos.com with a shower video, and I have to praise Beshine for her shower-taking skills. I also enjoyed seeing Beshine dressed in that tight top and bottom and towering heels before she got soaked. If you’ve been a SCORELAND member for a few months, you probably have SCOREVideos.com as part of your Loyalty Program collection (one free SCORE site for every month you stay a SCORELAND member).
Miosotis is also skimpily dressed in white this weekend, then gets naked and slicked up to give the mother of all breast massages. She does a bang-up job. Even though Beshine is a self-made woman and Miosotis is natural, I can still visualize the two of them going at it in some oily boob-tussling video. I doubt that’ll ever happen since Beshine is strictly a solo model, but, hey, that’s how my brain operates.
Over in Kiev, Merilyn really knows how to decorate a glass tabletop. She proves it on Sunday in SCORE Theater. I also love that throaty Ukrainian accent when Merilyn speaks English. Here’s another model I wish would relocate to Florida and become a U.S. citizen.
A big birthday shout-out today to Stephanie Stalls (Feb. 5), Roxy Rider (Feb. 5) and Sophie Mae (Feb. 6). Here’s part 3 of 4 of Sophie talking to SCORE‘s studio manager Tushna. Happy birthday!
