Ever seen a man’s face almost totally engulfed in major breastmeat? You will tomorrow when SCORELAND posts Miosotis’ pictorial from the February ’11 Voluptuous. And then this weekend, you’ll be seeing the video version of this mammary massage massacre.
Okay, Miosotis.
You can let him go now.
He seems to not be breathing.
Yazmina's boobs are nice, but her ass is where it's at!
Today I came across an interesting claim while chatting up SCORE editor Dave and XLGirls editor, Allie Q., and that was that men might like big tits because they could be a substitute for big asses. The idea being that if you look at a big set of tits, the cleavage kind of looks like an ass crack. And if you buy that, then you could naturally assume that guys who like to tittie-fuck would probably like to stick their dicks in between a huge set of ass cheeks and plow away, right?
The treasure in this shot is Pleasure's ass.
Georgia Peach's vanilla ass is oh, so nice.
According to Allie Q., men are drawn to asses because back in the day (which means, like, when we were cavemen and clubbing didn’t mean you took a lady to a hot night spot), we were drawn into the bone zone to find the most-fertile woman to knock up. So, a woman with a big rump was good for humping and for pushing out future women-clubbers…you know, ideal child bearing hips and all that. Allie Q., (Who is by no means an expert in cavemen fucking…) also claimed that back then, we were primal and males were more prone to mounting women from behind. You know…like on the Discovery Channel. lol
After hearing all of Allie’s ideas about asses and Dave’s one or two, “No, it’s true. Look it up. She is right,” I took to the fabulous world of the Interwebs to research this claim and prove if this sex myth was true or not. A few clicks and some light reading later and lo and behold, I found out that there is some science behind the idea that men are attracted to women’s asses because of some primal urge to mate and procreate.
Now, before the ass men go off and throw some sort of booty parade for themselves, that doesn’t mean that ass reigns supreme or that a big set of cans is just a substitute for, one, big can.
Because the SAME THING that can be said about the inspirational nature of a huge ass can be said about a huge set of tatas.
That’s right, basically, men are attracted to curves. A big, round ass might be an indication of the ability to pop out some offspring, but big tits are indicators of being able to feed said offspring. So, technically, liking ass or titties is just a matter of opinion. In other words, it just boils down to whatever floats your boat.
In my case, I like ass AND titties, which makes me just like most of you, I assume. Sorry Allie and Dave. Myth debunked!
xoxox
Maria
The eyecandy has been delivered to SCORELAND. Head on over and pick it up. But be warned. The risk of sugar shock is a real possibility. We assume no liability if you are unable to detach your hand from your mouse this weekend. Ashley Sage Ellison puts on and takes off her British school uniform in an after-class treat. Valory Irene’s blue lingerie thingie is mere frosting on her magnificent cupcakes. What areolae! As big as silver-dollar pancakes. In the Blog video below, Valory shows how she dresses in public. Mama mia! I respect a woman who’s busty and proud and Valory is all that. Sophie Mae looks like a life-sized dress-up doll in a candy-cane dress and is twice as sweet. Sexbomb Kitana Flores told us in a recent video interview that one time a guy came as soon as she got naked for him. This is called the “Kitana Flores effect.” He never did see any action with her. Luckily, that didn’t happen in Kitana’s new bouncing SCORELAND vid, “Big-Boobed Lingerie Shageroo.” I wouldn’t have blamed the stunt-man if he had. Just never let him into the building ever again. And there’s even more eyecandy so log in. Same boob time, same boob channel.
Stacked Romanian cutie Lana Ivans, on location for our movie Big-Boob Finishing School, plays tell and show for the SCORELAND Blog videocam. Her Romanian is much better than our Romanian. Today on SCOREVideos, Lana is “A Busty Fantasy” for one snoozin’ dude in a hardscore hooterama. This is Lana’s second full-sex scene and it disproves the myth that snoozin’ leads to losin’. Yes, little Lana is a myth-buster. Mulţumesc, Miss Ivans.
Lana claims that corn is responsible for her boob size. She says she eats a lot of it. But keep that intel to yourself or the price of corn futures will skyrocket. Pick up a copy of Big-Boob Finishing School today. Your pocket pal will thank you. More about this tit-corn connection in a future Blog.
A big birthday shout to Rachel Rocketts (Jan. 29), Bethany Bustin (Jan. 29), Anne Marie (Jan. 29), Anna Jota (Jan. 29), Gabriella Michaels (Jan. 30), Bea Flora (Jan. 30), Sakura Sena (Jan. 31), Taylor Hill (Jan. 31) and Corina Curves (Feb 1).
Kiss them for us, Lexi.
Meet and greet teenaged titty delight Lexi Summers from Texas. She wears a 36DDD bra. Nice numbers, that.
“I was always getting harassed by the principal for wearing inappropriate clothing,” says 19 year-old Lexi. “And a couple of times a week I was always getting in trouble for cleavage showing or something along those lines.” Now that’s our kind of girl. “I have had a lot of people say that my tits are great, but then again, a lot of guys think my tits are okay and then just go straight for my ass. It really depends on what they like. I think it’s what they enjoy.”
See Lexi’s 59 image pictorial and read Lexi’s great interview with Maria on SCORELAND. And tomorrow, see Lexi again on XLGirls.com. She’s tender and topheavy.
No surprise that our "Model of the Decade" is in the Top 5.
Karina is getting a lot of support. Her big, firm tits don't need much support.
Back in October, I told you about the “20 Greatest Naturals” voting going on in SCORE magazine, in which we’re asking readers to choose their favorite naturals of the SCORE years. To recap, in the September 2001 issue of SCORE, we celebrated our “20 Greatest Naturals.” Now, with the 10th anniversary of that issue fast approaching with the September 2011 issue, we’re going to celebrate the “20 Greatest Naturals” once again, this time including every natural who has appeared in SCORE since 1992.
There were 43 models on the official ballot, which was published in the March and April issues. In alphabetical order: Alexis Love, Angela White, Anna Song, Ashley Sage Ellison, Arianna Sinn, Autumn-Jade, Bea Flora, Brandy Talore, Carrie Lynn, Cassandra, Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Danni Ashe, Devon Daniels, Diane Poppos, Faith, Ines Cudna, Inesse, Janet Jade, Joana, Jeannine Oldfield, Jessica Turner, Karina Hart, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Kay, Kerry Marie, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Lisa Phillips, Lorna Morgan, Maggie Green, Melissa Mandlikova, Merilyn Sakova, Miosotis, Nadine Jansen, Natalie Fiore, Nicole Peters, Sammie Black, Sharday, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Valory Irene and Via Paxton.
I wonder if Linsey Dawn McKenzie would have won "Model of the Decade" for 1990-1999?
We haven't seen Chloe Vevrier for a long time, but she remains super-popular.
Now, before you start complaining that your favorite isn’t on the ballot, you should know that write-in votes were permitted and encouraged.
Anyway, the ballots have been pouring in (which pleasantly surprises me because filling out a ballot with 20 names, including write-ins, takes some time, effort and knowledge). And, so far, a few things stand out:
1. Counting these ballots is interesting, but it’s a pain in the ass.
2. One model has been named on every ballot except one. EVERY BALLOT. Guess who?
3. Danni Ashe, whose tits definitely are not among the largest naturals ever, is getting a lot of support.
4. The top five vote-getters are (in no particular order) Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Merilyn Sakova and Karina Hart.
5. Judging from some of the write-in votes, some guys can’t tell a natural from an augmented pair of tits.
5. Of the 65 girls who have received votes, only 19 have had full sex on camera.
6. The battle for spots 11-20 in the new “20 Greatest Naturals” is going to be very close.
Anyway, that’s all I have to say about this for now. Gotta go back to counting votes. And if you feel like commenting with your “Top 20,” go right ahead. I’m interested in hearing what you have to say. Just one thing: the girl had to have appeared in SCORE at least once to be eligible. And if you’re wondering about that, check the “Model Directory” in SCORELAND.
This really is topless dancing.
You’ll see what I mean when you play this SCORELAND Blog video with Lana and Sophie (Big-Boob Finishing School).
I am probably in the minority here but I’d rather watch girls dance than see them use sex toys.
That’s why I used to spend many happy hours in strip clubs. I cut way back because it’s very hard to find busty dancers these days, especially in South Florida where many of the strippers usually have skinny, average bodies.
I can’t even remember the last local dancer we shot for SCORE or Voluptuous who had A RACK. She may have been the great Jezhabelle back in 2004. I almost never go to Florida strip clubs anymore. It’s too depressing.
Opinions?
Unfortunately for us, Shione Cooper can’t come to the USA and model so we make the effort go to Shione in Europe. A few weeks ago, SCORELAND presented a fresh Shione hardcore video called “Hot As Hell!” It opened with a sit-down interview with this girl of mystery and we got to learn a lot about her. Here’s a quickie “inter-chat” with Shione because she’s too bewitching to forget and too intense decked out in that mono-kini lingerie thingie. The stacked rack of a woman, the beautiful face of a porcelain doll. What a combo. There’s lots more of the perfect brunette inside.
Kelly Christiansen prepares to suck off a man who isn't her husband. And that's fine with her husband.
Jayden Prescott gets fucked by a man who isn't her husband. And, as in Kelly's case, that's also fine with her husband.
I received this letter the other day from a female reader of SCORE. Now, she could have been a man impersonating a woman, but her handwriting was very feminine, so I’m going to assume it was the real deal. Anyway, I published the letter in SCORE magazine, and now I’m putting it out there on the Internet for a very simple reason: I want to know what this woman looks like. I want to see pictures. And if the pictures are good, I want her to convince her husband to let her pose for SCORE. Anyway, here’s the letter, in its entirety:
Dear SCORE,
Thank goodness for the husbands of Kelly Christiansen and Jayden Prescott. These women are two of the hottest faces in SCORE. I wish I could talk my husband into letting me pose nude for your magazine. I’d love to show your readers my tits, pussy and ass. I’d love to know that men would be jacking to my naughty pictures.
I’m 34 and in very good shape. I love to masturbate with sex toys all the time. I have two small kids, but just because I’m a mother doesn’t mean I’m not horny. I’m horny all the time. My husband knows how much I love sucking and fucking. In fact, we fuck at least once a day no matter what. I’m always horny for sex. I love blow jobs and tit fucking. I love filthy dirty talk during sex with my husband. I love it when my husband blows his load onto my face, mouth and tits. I love hot sperm, too.
Back to Kelly and Jayden for a moment. Both women have each fucked two men without rubbers on the stud’s cock. Fucking men without rubbers on their cocks is so hot. I get wet just thinking about it. And, of course, your studs have big cocks.
Maybe if I fuck one of your studs with a rubber on his penis, my husband would let me do hardcore in your magazine. Who knows?
The letter was signed Laura B. She sent it by snail mail, not by email, so I don’t know if she’s even aware that the “SCORELAND Blog” exists. But, Laura B., like I said, I want to see your pictures. And I’m sure a lot of other guys who read this want to see your pictures, too. So send me your pictures. I promise I won’t post them without your written permission and a signed model release. If you’re out there, Laura B., you can comment below, or you can send your photos to score@scoregroup.com.
Basically, enough of this fucking tease! And tell your selfish husband to man-up.
Eva's back and still Notty.
Fresh from unfreezing Santa Claus’s north pole on SCOREtv Holiday Edition and a P.O.V. video “Sex It To Me!’ (January 7 on SCOREVideos.com), this knockout brunette has got it all from every angle. And she’s smart, funny and sweet, too. I’m talking Eva Notty, one of the most beautiful girls to walk into the SCORE Building, from any of the niches we publish. This vid’s called “Bikini Busting Beauty And An Ocean View” and it’s airing today on SCORELAND. Ocean views are nice but they are nothing compared to the view of a bikini busting beauty. Her body is really sensational. Eva looks amazing in a bikini, which is one of the most requested outfits for a model to wear and why we have a swimsuit special edition every August. Her bikini doesn’t stay on too long. What can we say? It got too warm. Notty’s a hotty. Log in and turn on.