January’s a cold month in general but not at SCORELAND. Not with this line-up of new sex stars. Kitana Flores (January 19) is a Miami Beach hottie by way of Puerto Rico who has an X box that every dude in town wants to play with. Natasha Dulce (January 15th) is a pole dancer in Tampa with all the ingredients and the personality to skyrocket this year.
Opening with tease is always nice.
College co-ed Sandra Star (January 8th) was the winner of the Miss Hot SCORE contest in Berlin, Germany and jumped right into an anal cherry popping video. And Ashlee Chambers (January 20), a Texas hardbody fitness chick, has the biggest clitoris I’ve ever seen and a nice, dirty mouth. Give these girls an inch, they want eight. And the month’s not over yet.
This weekend, one of the top vote getters in this season’s SCORE Model of the Year contest is back to treat us to her advanced skills in sexology and breastnosis. More about that tomorrow.
Never turn down the offer of ass.
A lap dance is an acceptable way for a girl to introduce herself.
I prefer naughty Faith because I like my women wild and raunchy.
Oh, Faith. Was there ever a model so aptly named? I mean, when I stare at her sexy face and her ripe bazooms, in the words of George Michael, I exclaim, “I GOTTA HAVE FAITH!” and I know I am not alone in that longing.
Faith has the goods in all departments. She has G-cup perkies that look like they could handle quite the fondling and/or sucking. She is from Yorkshire, England, which means she has that cute Brit accent that makes me think about hot James Bond ladies. She has somewhat of a cherubic face (So does Ashley Sage Ellison, if you ask me, which is what makes her so sexy…I think.) that looks as angelic as it does horny. And she is a blond. And somewhere in my imagination, blonds are sluts. (That’s not true. lol I happen to think all women are sluts, no matter what color their hair is.)
However, there are two sides to Faith. When I first saw her in SCORE November 2009 layout, she was in this white, almost- virginal-bride outfit that was all lace and the promises of a good girl. Then I saw her recently in the SCORE June 2010 layout and she is all late and fishnets and 100% Sluts ‘R’ Us.
If you ask me, although I prefer her slutty and stacked in that black number, but I know that some of you prefer her in that white, good-girl outfit.
I have spoken about this before, and while some of you chimed in, I really want to get a feel for how you like to see your faves in V-mag. Do you like them all tarted up? Or do you like them to look like blushing brides and girls-next-door?
Speak your minds, V-men, because I always give you what you like.
xoxoxo
Maria
Here, Faith looks like a virgin and I would like to be the one to touch her for the very first time.
Today’s Arianna Sinn post at SCORELAND once again reminded me how society in general neglects boob weighing. I don’t think I’m being ultra-critical here. Science is the true key to everything. Weights and measurement are vital in every aspect of our existence and that includes tits.
I have no doubts about the number of offers Arianna gets per day to weigh her melons. “I don’t need a scale,” brags one volunteer. “The palms of my hands are more accurate than a digital scale.” Yeah, right! Fact is, a scale is inaccurate when it comes to weighing boobs. The water displacement method that we’ve mentioned in the past is far more precise. Some designers are even working on new, more supportive bras based on breast weight instead of cup size, using the water method.
I’m all in favor of boob weighing being made a competitive sport. I just can’t get anyone to listen. Well, they ignored Thomas Edison too. Check out Arianna’s pictorial if you really want to light up your life.
A few SCORELAND members have noticed the ass-smothering tight jeans that some of the girls have been wearing lately and they’ve emailed or commented about it. It looks like spray-painted jeans. Today, add the sexy ass of Lana Ivans to the jeans buster club. Lana, a big ratings hit on New Years Eve with her debut hardcore video “Total Sex,” has a video in SCORE Theater today called “Tight Jeans Tight Top.” Lana models her own 36E cup bra, talks about bra shopping (she buys them in France), boobs, fucking, cock sucking and where she wants to take herself in her modeling roadmap. Then Lana takes off the super-snug jeans and gets down to wearing only the wind so her fingers can do the talking. Lana’s a happy, always smiling girl-next-door who likes to spread the joy. There’s plenty of it in this video.
This is our latest hot and horny Sunday interview video with a SCORE model. Last week was Kelly Christiansen and the weeks before her was Kitana Flores, Beshine,Dors Feline, Elaina Gregory and Natalie Fiore. A much better way to spend Sundays than watching overpaid dudes tossing a football. I’m sure Lana approves this message.
One of the first things that’ll whiplash you about sweet Natasha Dulce is her skin. It’s absolutely perfect. Beautifully colored, smooth and creamy. Beautiful big tits and a gorgeous body. A happy girl with a mega-bucks smile. She won the dice roll at genetic craps. Here’s the fast track about her.
Natasha's interview and hardcore scene awaits.
A 20 year-old sweater stretcher from Tampa, Florida.
Birthday: July 8th.
Brazilian-Cuban-American heritage.
Favorite TV show: The Bad Girls Club.
Thinks Kim Kardashian is hot.
Likes to dress casual and sexy.
Favorite position: doggie-style.
Was fired at 18 from her job at McDonalds for not wearing that dumb paper hat. Was that manager crazy?
Applied for a stripper job at the Mons Venus club. Was told she was not skinny enough. Was that manager crazy?
Went to the 2001 Odyssey all-nude club and was hired.
Rides the pole at 2001.
Rides the pole at SCORELAND today.
If you miss her, you’re crazy too.
Featured on SCORELAND on Wednesday in photos from her February ’11 SCORE issue, Alana Anderson has a pair of the pointiest, most prominent nipples I can remember seeing in recent years. They really are standouts in more ways than two. She’s a cam model in California and has spent time in Florida as well since she mentioned dancing at some of the clubs we know here. Alana’s never been in a men’s magazine before us. Her first SCORE was December ’09. “I had been asked about modeling for busty mags by members who had been watching me on my live camera so I looked up SCORE and sent some pics.”
Buying bras is something Alana probably spends more time doing than the average American. “Some I try on and some I buy online. Sometimes I buy them to wear as sexy-wear if they are really pretty even if they are a little too small. To test them, I put my shirt back on over it to see if it is smooth or if my boobs look like a muffin top. I have no idea how much they weigh but they are much heavier when they are full of milk. Sometimes I wear a sports bra over my bra under my shirt if I am working out so they stay put. I am very short so I usually wear fitted clothes. I dress to emphasize the difference between my breasts and my waist otherwise I look like I’m wearing a tent. If you spotted me in public in nice weather, I’d probably be wearing a fitted, low-cut, slim-to-the-waist top with an A-line miniskirt or shorts with either platform heels or casual wedge heels.”
Daphne Rosen also calls the huge boobs, small waist result that Alana mentioned the “tent effect.”
You'd have Dave's expression too if you met Natasha.
No, not your master of ceremonies Dave. The vision on the bed behind him. The reason Dave looks dazed, overcome by the power of sexy tits. Natasha Dulce is a Cuban-Brazilian-American hottie making her SCORELAND debut this Saturday and she’s kicking her arrival off with a bang. It looks like the new year’s off to a bra-bustin’ start because Natasha is going the Full Monty; a session with Dave that’ll warm her up for a session of boffing. More details this weekend.
An exotic blend of nationalities is a beautiful thing.
No, this is not about the movie which was more hype than funny except for Ken Jeong as Mr. Chow who was hilarious. This is about poses in which the boob, or boobs, hang over a table, a chair or some other piece of furniture. Are hangovers sexy? Horny? Erotic? Or too gimmicky and jokey to be hot?
Hung over? Absolutely.
I remember seeing a busty girl polish a counter with her tits years ago and while I thought it was a very cool novelty skit, it was also too comedic to inspire a boner. As our founder once said, “There’s nothing funny about a hard-on.” The reverse is true too. “There’s nothing hard about a funny.” SCORELAND doesn’t have a two drink minimum.
Bars make good sets.
If there’s any purpose to it, it’s to show how big a girl’s breasts are. That’s what I feel. What do you think? As a counterpoint, man does not live by boner alone. This kind of pose can isolate and centerpiece her boobs. Plus “what’s hot” is often in the mind of the beholder. At bottom left is my all-time favorite “standard” hangers pose minus any furniture.
