Tag Archive: Big Tit XXX

It’s time to play Guess Whose Tits!

November 4, 2023 by Dave

I realized we haven’t played “Guess Whose Tits” for a while, so to get back into the swing of things, here’s an easy one.

I’ll make it even easier. Elliot writes, “Your girl [FILL IN THE BLANK] is her usual playful self, giggling, wiggling and jiggling her way to your heart at XLGirls with her big smile, big eyes and even bigger 38G-cup tits, fur-lined pussy and bootylicious ass-cheeks.”

On another subject, so I’m sitting at Fuddrucker’s (the burger chain where, by the way, we discovered Mia Khalifa) when I look over and see a man and a woman, probably in their early 20s, sitting across from each other. She’s wearing a top that’s so low-cut, I can see about 90% of her very big, obviously natural tits. No bra. The shirt is mostly backless, too. And the dude sitting across from her has his face buried in his cell phone for about 10 minutes, never looking up, and he’s not taking pictures of his girlfriend’s tits.

Or maybe it’s his sister? But who would wear that to go out for dinner with her brother? I mean, what was going on here?

I know I don’t have to tell you guys this, but always respect the tits. Always pay attention to the tits. Do not ignore the tits. It’s rude and insensitive. The woman should wear burlap sacks over her tits from now on, but then again, why do we have to suffer for her boyfriend’s insensitivity?

 

Charlotte Queen is wearing a bikini. Bikinis were invented over 1,700 years ago. Say what?

October 21, 2023 by Dave

Yep, that’s a bikini Charlotte is wearing.

What is newcomer Charlotte Queen wearing in this photo? Is it a dress? Is it a bikini dress? Well, it turns out that Charlotte is wearing a bikini and a skirt, and you’ll be happy to know that it all comes off and Charlotte, 100% naked, fucks herself with a dildo today at SCORELAND.

And about that bikini…I just returned from a trip to Spain and Italy, Sicily in particular. And there I was, touring Villa Romana del Casale, a villa in the middle of Sicily that dates back to the 4th Century and is famous for its mosaic titles, when I saw this:

Well, I don’t have to tell you how gobsmacked I was. These girls from the 4th Century, maybe earlier, are wearing bikinis, while I’d thought for forever the bikini wasn’t invented until 1946. But here’s proof that the bikini is over 1,700 years old. And one other thing: It looks like beach volleyball was invented 1,700 years ago, too!

And another thing: Elliot’s blog Thursday about Kim Beltran, in which he says he was surprised Kim did hardcore. I gotta tell ya, I was really surprised that Elliot was surprised. I thought from the first time I saw her that one day, and perhaps very soon, we’d see Kim sucking and fucking.

So, to summarize:

Bikinis invented in the 4th Century: Shocked.

Kim Beltran doing hardcore: Not shocked.

By the way…Spain…particularly Barcelona. How come I never knew that it’s one of the big-tit capitals of the world? Slim, stacked women all over the city are walking around in tiny, midriff-revealing tops and no bras. I strongly suggest Spain for your next vacation.

Today at SCORELAND, Safira Yakkuza does what she was born to do

October 13, 2023 by Dave

Safira gets the cock ready.

Spanish hottie Safira Yakkuza debuted at SCORELAND last month, and it was very nice. This very thin, very stacked Spanish chick is a real hottie with a body that’s worth more than a few jacks.

But when it comes to Safira, hardcore is what she’s all about. This girl is one of the boldest, sleaziest porn performers I’ve ever seen, and today at SCORELAND, she sucks and fucks a big cock and enjoys it. Coming soon: Anal. And salad tossing. And ass to mouth. Because this girl does it all.

“I usually masturbate daily since I’m always hot,” Safira said. “I like the vast majority of sex positions. Oral sex is my favorite kind of foreplay. When I do a blow job, I love swallowing cum. If I don’t finish a blow job to the end, it’s not fun for me.”

Ah, but that would deprive the guy of the chance to fuck her pussy and ass, although I guess he could come back to that later. Safira would insist.

 

“Should I stare at my phone? Or should I fuck Ashlyn Peaks?”

October 6, 2023 by Dave

To me, smartphone or hot, busty babe like Ashlyn Peaks doesn’t seem like a very difficult choice. Ashlyn, who looks bustier than she was the last time we saw her, is dressed to go out, tits pouring out of her tight dress, but Nicky has his head buried in his smartphone. Eventually, sanity prevails, but they don’t go out. They stay in. Because, in reality, Ashlyn isn’t dressed for a night on the town. She’s dressed to fuck.

Coming soon (because I know you really care about this kind of thing): Proof that the bikini was invented about 1,600 years earlier than we previously thought. I saw the proof with my own eyes.

Smartphones are making guys dumb.

 

 

 

Safira Yakkuza and Bad Bella make their SCORELAND debuts

September 22, 2023 by Dave

Safira is the epitome of super-slim ‘n’ stacked.

When I heard that a girl named Safira Yakkuza was debuting at SCORELAND Thursday, I thought, “That’s great! Another Japanese girl.” We haven’t had a lot of Japanese big-busters, but we just inducted one, Hitomi, in the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame. So here’s another. Then Elliot told me she’s slim ‘n’ stacked. Great!

Stupid me. I was thinking “yakuza,” as in the Japanese mafia. Safira is not Japanese. Far from it (about 6,000 miles as the crow flies). Safira is from Spain, and as you can see in this picture, she’s really slim and really stacked.

Well, we haven’t had many Spanish girls, either (Bridgette B. is one who comes to mind), so, welcome, Safira.

Today at SCORELAND, another busty babe, this one from the U.S. of A., makes her debut, and she does it by sucking and fucking. That’ll get their attention! Put your hands together (if you’re not using them to jack your cocks) for the beautiful, talented, blonde babe Bad Bella, who’s not bad at all. She’s very good.

Bad Bella shaved her snatch and wore crotchless panties for her debut.

 

 

 

Natasha Sweet sleeps naked and other things I learned from her new video

September 22, 2023 by Dave

Natasha Sweet sleeps naked. That’s one of the things I learned from her new video at XLGirls.com.

She wakes up horny. That’s another thing I learned, although it just confirmed my suspicions, which are that Natasha is horny all the time.

She calls for her boy toy. He’s there in an instant. Before long, he has his cock between her tits and in her mouth, sometimes both at the same time, and then in her pussy.

Can you imagine what it must be like to wake up every morning, look over and see Natasha? I have to wonder why this guy got out of bed and didn’t just wait for Natasha to wake up. Maybe she kept bumping into him with her boobs and waking him up.

Anybody who knows me knows that Natasha is one of my all-time favorites, and in all honesty, I can’t think of whom I like better than her. Her combination of huge, creamy, chest-dominating tits, sexuality and sex skills is pretty much unmatched. She had me at, “I’m a street hooker who gets picked up by two guys and goes back to their apartment.” That was one of her first scenes back in 2016, and it’s still on my play list.

Natasha Sweet. You can call her The Greatest.

Natasha’s not leaving her bed until she gets some action.

When Natasha calls, be ready for her.

 

 

 

Kim Beltran sucks and fucks the room service guy’s cock…does this really happen in real life?

September 8, 2023 by Dave

Today at SCORELAND, Kim fucks the room service guy.

A fun weekend at SCORELAND starts today with hot Latina Kim Beltran sucking and fucking the hotel room service guy’s cock. It’s Kim’s second fuck scene ever.

I’m sure there must be someone out there who works for a hotel or delivers food or is a plumber or an electrician or a pool boy or some kind of home contractor. In porn, guys in these professions get pussy all the time, so I have to ask: Has this kind of thing ever happened to you on the job and, if so, how often has it happened? If it did happen, did any of the girls have big tits? I just need to know.

Several years ago, I was talking to Victoria Lobov while she was getting ready for her first shoot when we looked outside and saw the pool man working on the homeowner’s pool. I asked Victoria if she thought pool boys get as much pussy in real life as they do in porn life. She laughed and said no. Then I asked her if she thinks they get any pussy at all while on the job. She said, “It depends on what they look like.”

So that’s a maybe.

The fun continues tomorrow with Helena Hope demonstrating her deep-throat skills on a toy. Helena has been hesitant so far, but I really hope and pray we can get her into the studio one day for a professional hardcore shoot (she’s doing amateur stuff). Helena told us that people say she reminds them of Daphne Rosen. Well, Helena, if that’s the case, get into our studio, suck some cock and fuck, like Daphne did. You don’t have to take it up the ass (but I won’t complain if you do).

Helena looks hungry.

 

 

 

Patty Michova undergoes an incredible transformation, but she’s still the same fuck doll she’s always been

September 1, 2023 by Dave

I don’t think I’ve ever seen any girl undergo as dramatic a transformation in her look just by changing her hair color as Patty Michova has. Patty, who first shot for us in 2013, always had dark hair, but now she’s a blonde. The difference is really startling. I didn’t recognize her at first. Neither did SCORE magazine’s director of print operations and art director, two guys who look very closely. Casca Akashova has changed her hair color and length several times, but you always know, “That’s Casca.” With Patty, I wasn’t 100% certain until she started sucking cock and fucking. That’s unmistakably Patty, as are her tits.

Her pussy hair is still the same color. She doesn’t have any.

Big-titted MILF alert!

August 26, 2023 by Dave

Two lucky dudes community service McKenzie Lee.

McKenzie Lee is a 44-year-old MILF from England who barely weighs 100 pounds, and a lot of that is in her tits. She’s super-slim, super-stacked. In McKenzie’s scene this week at 40SomethingMag.com, she’s enjoying a quiet afternoon at home, sitting on her couch and reading, when she hears a knock on the door. She’d rather not be bothered, but when she opens the door, she sees two men standing there and invites them in.

“We’re here to do some community service,” one of them says, “and we were wondering if you needed our assistance.”

Community service, eh? I’ve heard that before. If these guys want to go door-to-door in search of big-boobed babes to fuck, why don’t they do something more productive, like become plumbers or cable TV installers?

Meanwhile, over at SCORELAND, 19-year-old Crystal Chase is back and looking smashing, and I think her bush is bushier than before.

Enjoy your weekend.

Crystal Chase

 

 

Today at SCORELAND, Kim Beltran fucks. I’m not surprised

August 18, 2023 by Dave

Kim looks so natural with a cock between her big naturals.

Kim Beltran gives away her hardcore cherry today at SCORELAND, and to say I’m surprised would be a lie. Maggie Green? Shocked. Kim? The opposite of shocked. I mean this as a compliment when I say that Kim looks good and slutty, like she loves to suck and fuck and would also love to do it on-camera. And today, she does. I’m a big fan of Ms. Beltran and have been looking forward to this for a while.

Elliot writes, “Kim likes sex on the wilder side. She once had sex during a bus ride. Kim liked the idea of doing hardcore for a few reasons. One of them was sex without any kind of commitment. The thought of sex with a stranger and being photographed doing it excites her.”

No doubt. It’s a hot scene that’s made hotter by Kim’s hotness.

You know, I just got to thinking: Who is the must-fucked girl in the history of The SCORE Group? I’m talking about scenes we filmed (Angela White is the runaway winner otherwise). I’m going to have to make a list. I’m betting Christy Marks (at least 27 boy-girls) is at the top of that list, and I’m sure Danielle Derek is right there, too. For MILFs, Rita Daniels is ahead by a wide margin (she’s done three DPs, too). List to come.