Big Boob Finishing School headmistress Michelle Bond believes that pleasing men requires a great deal of study and training.
The British self-help guru, author and teacher includes lap dance instruction in her manual, “The Ultimate Guide To Pleasing Men.”
But manuals can’t take the place of real practice.
Today at SCORELAND, Michelle is going to train Israeli sweater stretcher Eden Mor in the art of lap dancing.
“Perhaps you are wondering why you are dressed the way you are,” Michelle asks Eden. “You are dressed the way you are because all men love strippers, and nothing turns a man on more than having his girlfriend or wife dance for him.”
Dedicated SCORE fan Granamir in Mexico mixes his big-boob art with tricks and treats this Halloween week. We need some creepy music for this Blog. Granamir is also the author of the science-fiction novel Días de Silencio.
Can you ID any of the past and present SCORE Girls in some of his illustrations?
Thank you, Granamir.
Forbidden Planet Of Big Tits.
Alien Abductions
Mars Need Busty Women.
The Creature From The Black Lagoon Meets His Match.
Sharday is flashing the signs. This one means, "Cum on my tits."
I think Desirae is saying she wants to bunt.
The World Series continues tonight in St. Louis. Boston won Game 1. St. Louis won Game 2. The fans at Fenway Park in Boston for Games 1 and 2 were so bundled up, I couldn’t tell if any of them had big tits. That’s the problem with the World Series taking place in northern cities. If the Series was in Los Angeles or Miami, the TV cameras would be zooming in on scantily clad, big-boobed girls left and right, viewership would go up and every man would be happy no matter who won. Instead, we just get closeup after closeup of Boston fans chewing their fingernails.
Don't ever accuse Siri of using a corked bat.
Autumn-Jade prefers games that require the use of two balls.
But I’m here to make things right. The players on the Cardinals and Red Sox might not be much to look at (especially the Red Sox with those scruffy beards), but a SCORE Girl in a baseball uniform can liven up the most-boring game. Here are some of my favorites. Play ball!
Jessica Roberts needs a good, relaxing massage. Dressed in denim cut-offs and a tight, orange top with a front zipper, the same kind of outfit she distracts the Chicago White Sox with when they play home games, Jessica heads out for a rubbing. That’s why today’s SCORELAND pictorial and video is called “Rub Her Right, Then Pound Her.”
There’s a masseur with magic hands, and while she’s spending some quality time at his massage spa for ladies only. She always takes advantage of the specials, such as Stiffy Saturday and Friction Friday.
David writes, “Now this is my idea of the perfect SCORE Girl. She’s sweet, pleasant, very attractive, speaks well, and is bright. She comes in and she just matter-of-factly fucks. Just the way a SCORE Girl should be.”
I don't think Gya Roberts will win Model of the Year, but it wouldn't suck if she did.
Natalie Fiore (left) and Micky Bells are both finalists for Model of the Year.
Did you know that Model of the Year is the oldest of the V-mag Awards? It’s true. From 1998 to 2001, Model of the Year was the only V-mag Award (can you name the first winner?). Then, sometime in late 2002, Voluptuous chief John Fox and I were discussing the upcoming SCORE and V-mag awards issues. Neither of us could figure out why SCORE had Newcomer of the Year but not Model of the Year while V-mag had Model of the Year but not Newcomer of the Year. So, we decided to add the missing awards to both mags, and since then, each has had both. Can you name the first V-mag Newcomer of the Year?
Hitomi won 2012 V-mag Model of the Year, and she’s one of 13 finalists for 2013 Model of the Year. Now, if you ask me, Hitomi is more of a SCORE Girl than a V-Girl, but I only get one vote.
The other 12 finalists are…
Arianna Sinn, the first runner-up for 2012 Plumper of the Year.
Gya Roberts, who should have her own award: Self-Sucker of the Year (although I’m sure Sarah Rae would have something to say about that).
Jenna Valentine, whose popularity seems to never wane.
Joana, who had a very happy return in 2013.
Leanne Crow, 2011’s Newcomer of the Year.
Melissa Manning, whose boob growth spurt makes her a major contender.
Micky Bells, the Queen of Cleavage and early favorite for Plumper of the Year.
Melissa Manning would be even happier if she won Model of the Year.
Natalie Fiore, who deserves to win a V-mag award one of these days. I mean, those tits…
Renee Ross, a two-time Model of the Year trying to become the first three-time winner.
Hey, what's she doing here? She's not a finalist for Model of the Year!
Siri, the 2012 Newcomer of the Year and one helluva fuck.
Terri Jane, another girl who deserves a major accolade.
And Shyla Shy, who fucked pre- and post-pregnancy and squirted milk all over the place for our viewing pleasure.
Obviously, there are a lot of deserving winners, and when you look at the list of great girls who haven’t won, winning is even more impressive.
Grab a print or digital copy of the Holiday ’13 issue (available now at eBoobStore.com) and place your vote. Or wait for the online voting to begin at SCORELAND. Your choice. One man, one vote. Either way, it’ll be counted.
In today’s SCORELAND episode of Big Boob Finishing School, Headmistress Michelle Bond, the author of “The Ultimate Guide To Pleasing Men,” requests a volunteer to demonstrate what a girl should do when her man comes home from work beat-up and stressed. Valory Irene volunteers! One of those things she does is a nice, soothing massage to rub out the problems and stresses of the day. Click here to see the trailer. And see what happens after-hours. Click here.
Valory gets rubbed down in Big Boob Finishing School.
The beauty of the Caribbean. Nice but no match for the beauty and super-naturally endowed body of extraordinary newcomer Jennica Lynn, all the way from the UK.
Today at XLGirls.com: one photo set and two videos.
“Beauty & The Beach”: Pictorial and matching video
“Joggin’ With Jennica”: Video of Jennica jogging on the beach and playing in the surf.
Things are beachy for Jennica when she's with The SCORE Group.
For me, this is the ultimate thrill: buying a big-tit mag from a big-titted babe like Harmony Bliss.
R.N. from New Jersey writes, “You made an excellent editorial decision when you made Canadian debutante Bella French your cover girl for the Holiday 2013 SCORE. When I was in the magazine store to buy my copy, three things happened.
“First, when I saw Bella’s cover photo through the plastic wrap, I sprouted an instantaneous and very obvious erection.
“Second, while I was standing around waiting for my hard-on to go down before approaching the female cashier, I saw two other men come in, see the cover photo and buy the magazine without even bothering to check out your competition.
“And third, when I finally went to pay for the magazine, the cashier admitted she had seen my problem and said, ‘Don’t worry, sir. She had the same effect on my boyfriend, and I got the benefit of it.’”
The Holiday ’13 issue that got everyone's attention. You can get a copy, print or digital, at eBoobStore.com.
That reminded me of when I was in my magazine-buying days. There was a magazine kiosk in the Sunrise Mall in Massapequa Park, New York, and I used to love buying men’s magazines there (this was before the days of SCORE and Voluptuous) because a little old lady was behind the counter, and I knew she was probably taking my money and thinking, “What a pervert.” For some reason, I liked that.
I also liked when the girl behind the counter was pretty and/or busty. There was a magazine store in Margate, Florida, where the owner was super-stacked and dressed to show off her tits. I’d buy SCORE and V-mag there, and I know she was probably thinking, “You like my big tits, don’t you?” Yeah, I did.
What I’m saying is that for me, buying the mag was part of the experience.
The Internet is here and, for most of us, those days are gone. And I love the convenience of the Web. But part of me misses that secret thrill.
Yes, we would go bra shopping anywhere with Terry Nova. Even in her closet.
We asked in a Poll, “Do you go with your wife, girlfriend or lady friend when she goes bra shopping?”
Most guys have to be dragged along on any kind of female shopping safari. “Can we go home now?” is a familiar lament heard in malls and stores around the world.
However, for this all-important garment, so dear to our hearts and so near to their hearts, the answers were different.
Our survey revealed that:
19% said yes.
33% answered yes and said they offered feedback on her choices during bra selection.
44% said no.
3% said their girl buys her bras on-line, not at stores, depriving them of the pleasures of sitting near or even in the dressing room of the ladies’ lingerie section, depending on how liberal the management is.
So the yeas beat the nays.
Going along on a bra-shopping trip is a healthy activity for men.
Marie Leone's tits remind me of Janet Jade's. That's a major compliment.
I'd forgotten how jawdroppingly hot Janet is.
Marie Leone, a 19-year-old beauty with J-cup naturals, makes her SCORELAND debut today, two weeks after she made her SCOREVideos debut by fucking on-camera. Elliot blogged about her back then, and among the comments were:
“Fantastic! She reminds me of the great Mianna Thomas.”
“Few things are better than a black girl with huge tits and a cute face. Janet Jade is still the queen though…”
“This girl is absolutely gorgeous, no ugly tattoos no nothing… a true black beauty.”
Marie really is special, and her baby-doll voice is the icing on her sweet cake (or cakes).
Like Marie, Mianna was only a teen when she debuted. Marie is 19. Mianna was 18.
Like Mianna and Marie, Farrah fucks on-camera. Janet tugged.
Now, Marie doesn’t need to be compared to anyone. She’s great on her own. And this isn’t a competition (although, I guess, sometimes it is when awards time rolls around). But since those guys brought up Farrah, Mianna and Janet, here are pictures of all of them, plus the newly amazing Marie.
By the way, another great black ‘n’ stacked girl is Sierra, who I wrote about for tomorrow’s XXX posting at SCORELAND2. Like Marie, Sierra has a babydoll voice. Like Marie, she loves to fuck. Will Marie go on to have a long career of cock-sucking and getting ass-fucked on-camera like Sierra had? Only time will tell.
But why worry about the future when the present is so enjoyable? Why…why…why? Why ask why? Just enjoy.
