Students assemble at Big Boob Finishing School in Portugal.
First time at SCORELAND…When Arianna Sinn, Sophie Mae, Valory Irene, Lana Ivans and Eden Mor receive an invitation in the mail from the headmistress of the Big Boob Finishing School, Michelle Bond, they are intrigued.
They travel to Michelle’s historic villa to learn her secrets about attracting and holding on to a guy. A spectacular cast of international hotties star in this SCORE feature film shot completely on-location in scenic Portugal.
If you loved On Location Key Largo, On Location Costa Del Sol and other SCORE feature movies, you’ll love Big Boob Finishing School.
Yes, it’s only late September, but in the publishing world, 2013 is just about over. The Holiday 2013 issue of Voluptuous isn’t officially scheduled to go on-sale until October 15, but judging by the emails I’ve been receiving, the issue is already in a lot of peoples’ hands. How does this happen? Lots of ways. Too many to explain.
And today, I received this email from M.W. Subject line: “My 2013 Awards Votes.”
That’s right. This year, we’re announcing the finalists for the 2013 V-mag awards in the Holiday 2013 issue, and rather than spill all of the beans at once, I’m going to announce the finalists one category at a time, little by little, blog by blog.
Let’s start with Plumper of the Year. The 10 finalists are Kendra Lee Ryan, Janne Hollan, Nikki Smith, Arianna Sinn, Micky Bells, Kristina Milan, Scarlet LaVey, Rene Love, Roxanne Miller and Renee Ross.
Kristina Milan
Micky Bells
There are four standout superstars in this category–Renee, Kristina, Micky and Arianna–to go along with four 2013 newcomers (Kendra Lee, Scarlet, Nikki and Rene Love). I would be a little shocked if one of the superstars didn’t win, although Nikki has done so much XXX this year that she might pull an upset, as might Scarlet. Kristina won two years ago and is a perennial favorite among V-men. But has the time come for Queen of Cleavage Micky Bells to become Queen of the Plumpers?
SCORE magazine kicked off its bra giveaways in the March ’07 issue. The first bra signed by a SCORE Girl to wind up with a reader belonged to Denise Derringer. Since then, numerous autographed bras have wound up in the hands of a winner chosen at random from mailed-in entries.
While every contest gets a sizable number of entries, the most entries mailed in since the contests started were for bras signed by mega-busters Minka and Beshine.
Not every entrant who wins tells us about his background with SCORE or his plans for this unique trophy but some have. Here’s a sampling.
J.H. won Venera’s red bra. “I subscribe to four of your publications. My favorite models are Karen Fisher, London Andrews, Nicole Peters, Valory Irene, LDM, Cassandra Calogera, Nadine Jansen, Venera and Leanne Crow. I love big tits. Your team does an excellent job with your magazines. The decision to end the pull-out section was great. It was always in the way of the centerfold. I never had the desire to pull it out anyway except to view the centerfold in full. I do like it that your mag isn’t political or shock-raunchy like a few of the others. Now, I can’t tell you how proud I am to be the owner of Venera’s red bra. It’s so damn hot! The thought that the cups really did cradle her awesome naturals is so damn sweet!”
“Believe it or not, when I first received her debut cover issue (December ‘11), I was so impressed with her I went to the newsstand and bought two more copies so I could look at more of her pictures all at once. She’s so damn fine! I left one in the wrapper to preserve it for posterity or maybe her signature one day. If she ever does a scene for Tits and Tugs, I’d love to be the lucky guy laying there. I’d even stop jerking off to your fine publication long enough to give her awesome milkers the creaming they deserve. (I could have done better than the guy you had for Valory!) The thought of her saddled up to me with those big floppies in my face is even better! Thanks for the unique and authentic memorabilia. I plan on sleeping with it draped over my face all damn night!”
Mr. H. won Miosotis’ bra. “I am a SCORE subscriber in addition to Voluptuous, XL Girls and BootyLicious magazines,” “I have been subscribing to SCORE for seven years. My favorite SCORE Girls are Miosotis, of course, Chica, Angel Gee, Daylene Rio, Paola Rios and Karina Hart, just a few. Asking me for the square root of something might be easier than asking me to name my favorites. I watch SCORE videos and they are always amazing. Thanks so much for allowing me to have this momentous treasure.”
Mr. W.F. won Shione Cooper’s bra. “My wife bought me the magazine at Royal Farms. I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. She knows I like big breasts. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! Also I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and featuring beautiful women every month.”
E.R. won Maserati’s bra. “I purchase SCORE every month, mainly digital these days, from the eBoobStore.com And I’ve been watching SCORE DVDs since you started making them.”
Mr. R.O. won Gianna’s bra. “I am proud to be chosen the winner of the Gianna Bra contest. Many thanks also for the authenticity certification. Gianna, I feel truly privileged to be the custodian of one of your more intimate articles of clothing.”
E.R. won Catt Green’s bra. “I am so glad I finally won! I have been entering numerous contests in the previous months and am glad to have won this one in particular! I buy SCORE from a store here in San Antonio called MEGAPLEX. My favorite models are Dors Feline, Lorna Morgan, and Karina Hart, plus many more. I buy SCORE DVDS over renting them, because I see no other way. It seems every magazine brings out another beauty. I will cherish this very article and frame it in my gaming room!”
Upcoming bra contests: Angela White (December ’13 SCORE) and Daylene Rio (January ’14 SCORE). You’ve got to be in it to win it.
Only 22-years-old, Lily Madison knows that the UK is the land of naturally big-boobed girls. And she is one of them.
“People kept telling me to apply to SCORE so I finally decided to try it and now here I am,” Lily says.
This is Lily’s first time showing her spectacular tan-lined tits for any magazine or website. Lily’s boobs measure 34G. She has very large areolae that she measures on-camera and their diameter comes to five inches. That’s big.
Lily crushed a soda can between her cans on-camera. Dave saved it for posterity.
After she got home, Lily sent the staff a vegan cake as a gift. Now that’s British hospitality.
I don't know how Sheridan sees her book over all that boobage.
Today, I was going to show you this photo of Sheridan Love and leave it at that. Because, really, what more do you need? Sheridan returned to the SCORELAND studio earlier this month, looking more beautiful than ever, and bustier, too. Turns out Sheridan gained some weight, and it all went to her tits and her ass. Very little of it–none of it, as far as I can tell–went to her waist, and she now has a classic hourglass figure. Very impressive.
I asked Sheridan about how she likes to dress, and she said, “t’s really hard to find outfits that can fit my boobs, waist and ass. But I’m so proud of the way I look that I don’t mind going out and flaunting it. If you’ve got it, flaunt it.”
I agree 100%. Covering up a great pair should be a criminal offense, one Sheridan is not guilty of. She’s going to flaunt it again next week on October 1 at SCORELAND.
Just check out the sweater Sheridan is wearing. Look at the strain her giant G-cups are putting on those buttons. They might have popped open on their own, but Sheridan was nice enough to take off the sweater just minutes later.
Speaking of tight tops and cleavage, Micky Bells returns to XLGirls.com on Thursday. Roxi Red comes back to SCORELAND on Sunday.
Micky doesn't have to get her tits out. They're always out.
I'm seeing Red, but I'm not angry.
And now for an announcement of great importance: In 2014, we will celebrate the 20th anniversary of Voluptuous. The actual first issue was cover-dated Spring 1994, and we’ll probably celebrate the anniversary in the May, June or July issue.
But how?
I have some ideas up my sleeve (we celebrated SCORE‘s 20th with a greatest photos ever issue, and it was a huge seller), but I’m wondering how you’d like to see us celebrate V-mag’s 20th.
Real ideas, please. No, we can’t invite all of you to a gang bang with Lorna, Kerry, Linsey, Micky, Nicole, etc. I’d like to, but I can’t.
You really don't want to miss Valentina's video and second photo set.
Valentina Monroe once modeled bikinis for catalogs. It took the New Yorker some time to decide to try posing at SCORELAND. She was worth the wait. Her body is killer, her tan-lined boobs are awesome and she took to modeling easily.
Valentina’s personality (not her body) remind me of Colt 45. Sharp, confident, even-keeled, knows where she’s going. There is a sexual vibe about her that is completely natural and effortless.
Tomorrow, we have Valentina’s second pictorial plus a matching video, her first.
Hopefully we’ll see her again back in the studio. I’d hate to think this would be it when she’s just getting warmed up!
Valentina makes a double-debut in the January ’14 issues of SCORE and Voluptuous, still a rare event. The opening of her Voluptuous layout had a spot-on observation. “First-timer Valentina is the embodiment of everything we love about mature women.”
Valentina just celebrated her birthday this past Saturday (September 21), but you can see her in her birthday suit again tomorrow. Watch the free trailer from Valentina’s video.
THIS JUST IN! Moments before writing this, I received the first photos of Lily Madison, a British newcomer who hits a lot of the right buttons.
Redhead. Check.
Big, firm naturals. Check.
Tan lines. Check.
Pretty face. Check.
Curvy, voluptuous body. Double-check.
I’ve been wanting to see photos of Lily ever since I interviewed her (and measured her). She’s a webcam model who’s about to expand her audience, first at SCORELAND this coming Thursday, then in SCORE and V-mag.
Lily told me she’s a swimmer. With those flotation devices, it’s no wonder.
Like Jennica Lynn, who joined Lily in Eleuthera, the Bahamas, Lily is the type of girl you can fall in love with. And if you don’t want to fall in love, just stare at her tits. She won’t mind.
Letters. We get letters. SCORE and Voluptuous magazines get every type of letter you can imagine. They come in from long-time contributors and one-shot writers. I used to wonder if a digest-sized magazine collection of reader letters–illustrated with hot photos, of course–would sell. Not letters that go into detail about a pictorial or a specific photo but more generalized and sometimes controversial topics. Here’s a sampling of the mail that’s flown over the transom at SCORE the past few months. Got a letter for “Scorecard”? Write SCORE Magazine, 1629 NW 84 Ave., Miami, FL 33126 or email SCORE@SCOREGroup.com.
Dear SCORE
I’m a huge Minka fan, so it’s always great to see her in SCORE, but you cannot be serious with the stud who’s handling her in the November ’13 issue. Ivan looks like he should still be in school studying, not fooling around with some of the most amazing tits on the planet. Sorry, but the shot where he’s reaching around and groping her titties is just ridiculous. He looks clearly out of his depth (not to mention four inches shorter than her), and it shouldn’t be happening. Please, if you’re going to get someone to handle a goddess like Minka, get someone with some serious experience.-C.A., (To Be Published in February ’14 SCORE)
From "How Minka Rewards Loyalty."
Dear SCORE,
Wow! I never thought SCORE and its readers were so highbrow. Two references to Webster’s dictionary in “Scorecard” in six years. And both referencing the same thing: wool sweaters. In the June 2013 issue, D.G. of Liverpool, England complained about the sweaters you are posing your models in not being real sweaters because the sweaters are not made of wool. I lodged the same complaint in the July 2007 issue with my letter (“Models Who Wear Tight Shirts That We Call Sweaters”). As far as I’m concerned, D.G. is right.
Listen, nobody appreciates your sweater pictorials more than me, but let’s pose some of your buxom beauties in real wool sweaters. Hey, I know you shoot most of your pictorials in Miami where it never gets cold, but if you’re having trouble finding wool sweaters, I’ve got a whole closet full of them. If you’d like me you to bring a bunch on my next trip to Miami, I certainly will. Trust me, your big-titted babes will explode even a men’s sweater. And always remember this: A truly busty girl’s tits looks almost comical ripping apart a wool sweater. The only thing is, the effect it will have on your cock is anything but funny. Trust me, try the wool sweater thing if you have a zaftig girlfriend. After seeing how she looks in the sweater, you will be so turned on, she’ll thank you later after the third or fourth time you pound her. Just be careful to take her sweater off if you bang her tits. Although I never do. I just make a mess and buy her more wool sweaters.–T.N. (Published in September ’13 SCORE)
Melissa Manning: Sweater Stretcher.
Dear SCORE
Over the years, The SCORE Group has provided many super-beautiful and super-hot and busty ladies, but in my opinion, Sensual Jane is the hottest and most beautiful babe of all time. Her recent clip (“Mad Sex Skills” with Neeo) was simply off the charts!
I have seen Sensual Jane in other clips from other venues wearing a Star of David necklace, so the fact that she is a beautiful and sexy Jewish babe simply adds to her exotic allure. Over the years, The SCORE Group has offered its readers and website subscribers a bevy of hot busty and beautiful Jewish babes and Sensual Jane is the icing on that cake. Why doesn’t The SCORE Group offer a special on their hot busty Jewish babes from over the years? When I was in college (the University of Wisconsin in Madison in the early ’70s), 25% of their student body was from the East Coast, and many of these coeds were hot. busty Jewish babes. I was able to date several of these hot ladies and some things I learned from them is that many Jewish girls are from homes where the girls are raised to be comfortable with their own bodies and with their own sexual identities, plus these girls tend to have close relationships with their fathers. These Jewish girls grew up liking men since they were close to their fathers. The net result of these facts tended to be girls who loved sex and loved to fuck. I realize that these statements are generalities, but these statements proved to be true in my case.
In his biography of Barbra Streisand, Barbra: The Way She Is, by Christopher Andersen, the author describes Barbra Streisand as a super-hot sexual animal who bedded-down the following men: Prince Charles, Warren Beatty, Ryan O’Neal, Steve McQueen, Kris Kristofferson, Don Johnson, Jon Voight, Elliott Gould, Andre Agassi, Richard Gere, Omar Sharif, Liam Neeson and Peter Jennings. Anderson also alleges Streisand, 63, was banned from the White House during Bill Clinton’s presidency by his wife, Hillary, after the former First Lady discovered the actress had stayed overnight while she was away, the New York Post reports. According to the author, Streisand would invite these men to her home for the weekend where she would drain their balls of semen. She knew every trick to push their hot buttons, including incredible dirty talk, to get them hard and get them to keep fucking her over and over again. I guess Barbra Streisand was one of the hottest Jewish sexual ladies of all time.
Obviously, Sensual Jane is a far more beautiful and desirable Jewish babe than a flat-chested Barbra Streisand, but she seems to have many of the same qualities for being able to drain a man’s balls. One thing I’ve noticed and read over the years about women with hard bodies and a strong sex drive is that women with a high testosterone level tend to have a hard body and a powerful sexual appetite. Sensual Jane seems to fall into this category of women, including porn stars like Devon Lee and Kendra Lust. These women tend to have well-developed gluteus maximus muscles (a well-developed booty) and well-developed thighs and calves. Sensual Jane has these qualities in spades. From your description of her sexual appetite, Sensual Jane has a strong need to suck and fuck daily as well. This lady obviously has a high testosterone level as well (women’s ovaries also produce testosterone).
The SCORE Group has produced the hottest Sensual Jane scene (Mad Sex Skills) of all of the scenes I’ve seen of Sensual Jane. I urge you to pursue this lady and to produce even more of her scenes. This busty lady is simply off the charts and nobody has captured her better than The SCORE Group.–Jack from Chicago (Published in December ’13 SCORE)
Sensual Jane: Mad Sex Skills.
Dear SCORE,
I used to think I was foolish or totally insane to encourage my wife to pursue her oral pleasures with her male friends. But then I read about Kelly Christiansen’s husband encouraging Kelly to fuck for your cameras. Somehow, I didn’t feel so foolish anymore. It seems like Kelly’s husband gets excited seeing Kelly’s photos and videos just as much as I enjoy hearing my wife’s descriptions of her encounters. She gives me all the details, including how big the guy’s cock was and how his cum tasted. And she enjoys the erections I get from listening to her stories. We met in college, where she was very popular in our dorm because of her oral skills. She chose to marry me rather than any of the other male students because I am not the jealous type. She enjoys giving BJs and loves the taste of cum, just as I am sure Kelly C. enjoys her sessions with your studs. Kelly’s husband seems to share my opinion that we should encourage our wives to enjoy themselves, and we should be happy for our wives.–Name and address withheld (Published in October ’13 SCORE)
Kelly shares the bounteous blessings of her bodacious boobs.
