Tag Archive: Jenna Valentine

Gift yourself the gift of deep-cleavaged hotties

December 4, 2011 by Elliot James
Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com

Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com

If you thought last year’s the Breast of SCORELAND was hefty, check out the trailer for the Breast of SCORELAND 2, the latest arrival at the eBoobStore.

4 discs.

36 SCORELAND Girls in 18 sizzling solo and 18 red-hot XXX chapters.

704 minutes total running time.

It will take you half a day to watch this mammathon straight through.

But wait. There’s more. There’s SCORE.

Fresh from the printers comes the February ’12 SCORE with holiday cover honey Venera. Now at your favorite newsstand in a special edition with a DVD or get the magazine itself fast and easy from us at eBoobStore.

Some holiday cheer?

Some holiday cheer?

Every time I see a picture or a video of Venera, I’m in awe of her fantastic body, and this layout is no exception. This edition also stars Angela White and Maggie Green in girl-girl smushin’, Micky Bells, Beshine, Africa, Claudia Kealoha, Brittany O’Neil and hot butt-ed sex with Miami princess Angelina Castro. We even included a DVD with complete XXX scenes from the movie Big Tit Tune-up in the newsstand edition, in most areas.

Plus, we go behind the scenes for On Location Puerto Vallarta, kick off Dolly Delight’s bra giveaway contest and announce the winner of Shione Cooper’s bra from our August ’11 issue, Mr. W.F. from Maryland, who wrote: “I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and for featuring beautiful women every month.”

Keep scoring, my friends.

Your V-mag Editor Has Big Twits

December 3, 2011 by Maria

Or, rather, big tweets!

That’s right…now you can share all of your thoughts on everything big tits and in-between via our SCORELAND Twitter, which is manned by yours truly.

(I would like to change that to wo-manned by yours truly.)

Maybe it’s because I love tits. Maybe it’s because I have big tits. (Sorry that you’re disqualified on account of your non-tit’ness, Dave and Elliot!) Or maybe it’s because I love to chat with all of our fans and models. Whatever it was, the boob powers that be have put me at the helm of our Twitter, and I couldn’t be more excited.

Remember back in the day when I first started blogging and I promised you that I would always bring you the goods, no matter what? Well, I am going to extend that promise to my tweeting. I promise to keep you up-to-date and informed about what’s happening on SCORELAND and all of the new tits coming your way. (And all the new tits that keep you cumming.)

Do you tweet? If you do, follow us at @SCORELAND and join in on the conversation!

(And it’s not too shabby that some of the hottest chicks in all of tit’dom follow us on Twitter, either.)

Talk to you soon!

xoxo

Maria

Thanksgiving is tomorrow. What’s cooking in the SCORELAND kitchen?

November 23, 2011 by Dave
How about them tomatoes to go with Maggie Green's rather skimpy salad?

Nobody's going to complain about Maggie's salad.

Pound your drumstick to Annina's breasts.

Pound your drumstick to Annina's breasts.

Are you hungry or horny? SCORE Girls spend a lot of time in the kitchen–at least in our kitchen–but they don’t do a lot of cooking. So, if you’re in the mood for food, then you’ve come to the wrong place. But if your fantasies run along the lines of having a huge-boobed girlfriend in the kitchen on Thanksgiving Eve–and you’re willing to order takeout tomorrow or go out to dinner–then you’ve definitely come to the right place.

You know, Jenna, the turkey's not going to just cook itself!

You know, Jenna, the turkey's not going to just cook itself!

At least Denise Derringer is offering us some pie.

Denise Derringer asks, "Would you like some pie with my pie?"

Candace Von likes a man who licks her plate clean.

Candace Von likes a man who licks her plate clean.

And remember, Thanksgiving is a time to count our bountiful blessings. What are you thankful for?

Daphne Rosen reveals her secret recipe.

Daphne Rosen reveals her secret recipe.

More science of Boobonics or advanced Breastology 202

November 17, 2011 by Elliot James
Can SCORE Model of the Year Eva cum from nipple play?

Can 2010 SCORE Model of the Year Eva Notty cum from nipple play?

The belief that women can reach orgasm by breast stimulation alone is proposed by sexologists Marshall Miller and Dorian Solot, authors of I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. Their studies indicate that 1% of women report the ability to achieve the Big O through manual stimulation of their breasts. That’s a tiny percentage. I’ve read elsewhere that it’s 2%, not much of an increase.

Female Blog readers, feel free to chime in on this. Have you had an orgasm through breast and nipple arousal alone, either by fingers, a vibrator or a breast pump?

A study published in the Annals of Plastic Surgery that examined the breasts of approximately 600 women provided statistical evidence that the left breast is bigger than the right, proving that it’s totally normal for a woman’s boobs to be unequal in size. It‘s an old wives tale that if a woman‘s left breast is bigger than the right during pregnancy, she’s having a girl, and if the right is bigger, the baby will be a boy. Thanks to the Internet, those old wives have made a big contribution to misinformation.

Shyla's right boob is bigger than her left.

Shyla's right boob is bigger than her left.

Mating was so much easier generations ago. That's Rachel Love from Mamazon.

Mating was so much easier generations ago. That's Rachel Love from Mamazon.

Evolutionary psychologists, and a lot of other brainy dudes, have always theorized why we prefer women with large boobs. (Dave wrote about zoologist Desmond Morris comparing tits to asscheeks in an October 22 Blog.) Historically, large boobs are a sign of fertility. Check out any ancient statue of a fertility goddess, although none of them even come close to Leanne Crow or Jenna Valentine in sheer stacktitude. Harvard anthropologist Frank Marlowe’s study, The Nubility Hypothesis, theorizes that females evolved protruding breasts because the size and shape of breasts function as a signal of reproductive value to a man. Women with greater reproductive value are preferred by males. Upturned and pointed breasts became “sexual releasers of approach behavior for heterosexual males.” In plain Boobish, a language we are fluent in, chicks with big tits are hotter and attract more potential baby-daddies. That’s the theory, anyway. On the other side of the coin, many guys are not tit-men. Many guys are ass men, others leg men. All I can add is more study is needed. If I can get a grant from Yale, and don’t blow it at my local lap dance club in less than a week, I’ll continue the research.

Jenna Valentine kicks off “Puerto Vallarta Vacation”

August 22, 2011 by Elliot James
Puerto Vallarta Vacation with Jenna Valentine.

Puerto Vallarta Vacation with Jenna Valentine.

On this day, Jenna Valentine puts on and takes off her teeny weeny purple polka dot bikini poolside overlooking the Mexican resort city Puerto Vallarta in a boob-packed pictorial and video (plus candids) in Part One of “Puerto Vallarta Vacation.” Now that’s a bikini stretcher! Jenna’s boobs and bod are looking more awesome than ever. Her now-raven-black hair is very sexy, too. Mexico just got a lot hotter.

Has it been over a year since Jenna teamed with Karla James, Taylor Steele, Natalie Fiore and Arianna Sinn for “On Location Grand Bahama”? Where does the time go? Natalie rejoined Jenna in Mexico, and their new bosom buds are Leanne Crow, Hitomi and Micky. We’ll be seeing those hotties as Puerto Vallarta Vacation week continues.

Micky, Hitomi and Natalie would like you to join them on vacation in Puerto Vallarta. Leanne and Jenna will be there, too.

August 21, 2011 by Dave
Leanne and Jenna became bosom buddies in Mexico.

Leanne and Jenna became bosom buddies in Mexico.

Micky, Hitomi and Natalie in Puerto Vallarta. They have something to show you.

Micky, Hitomi and Natalie in Puerto Vallarta. They have something to show you.

The next five days, starting Monday, will be one of those weeks that makes life worth living and SCORELAND worth joining: five days of beautiful, big-titted naturals in a tropical location, in this case, Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. This special feature is called “Puerto Vallarta Vacation,” and it kicks off tomorrow with Jenna Valentine, followed by Natalie Fiore, Micky Bells, Hitomi and Leanne Crow. Lots of pictures and lots of video. ENORMOUS tits, possibly the bustiest five-girl on-location trip we’ve ever taken, and we’ve taken some busty ones.

You have a day to rest up. The furious jacking begins tomorrow.

This week in big-boob birthday bust-outs

August 9, 2011 by Elliot James
Zuzanna born August 9.

Zuzanna born August 9.

Elizabeth Starr born August 11.

Elizabeth Starr born August 11.

Jenna Valentine born August 11.

Jenna Valentine born August 11.

Tania (Tina) Angel born August 12.

Tania (Tina) Angel born August 12.

Wendy Whoppers born August 13.

Wendy Whoppers born August 13.

Brittany Andrews born August 13.

Brittany Andrews born August 13.

You’re not going to believe this, but Natalie Fiore’s tits have gotten bigger…again!

August 5, 2011 by Dave
Natalie at the karaoke mic. That's Micky Bells' boob to her right.

Natalie at the karaoke mic. That's Micky Bells' boob to her right.

When we first met Natalie Fiore in Nassau, the Bahamas back in 2006, she was a DDD-cupper. When we saw her in Prague in 2009, Natalie boasted a G-cup. When we hooked up with her again in 2010 on Grand Bahama Island, she was an H-cupper. Pity poor Natalie. She keeps going through bras. When we saw her late last month in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, she was even bustier, pushing a HH- or J-cup. Will her tits ever stop growing?

“I don’t think so,” Natalie said. “They haven’t so far.”

This, of course, is very happy news for 1.) Natalie’s bra salesman; and 2.) All of us.

More good news: While in PV, Natalie teamed with Micky Bells for a few tit-to-tit scenes and also did a hot massage scene with Micky and Hitomi.

By the way, that week in PV? Mexico’s average bra size went up a full cup. I have that on authority from my inside sources.

Natalie gives her bathing suit strap a much-needed break.

Natalie gives her bathing suit strap a much-needed break.

Anyway, reported Tushna, our studio manager, “Natalie decided to sing a karaoke solo for the crew. She loves those margaritas! Did you know she speaks Spanish too? How many languages does she know? Si… Habla Espanol LOL!!!”

I think Tushna might have had a few margaritas that day, too.

So, this brings to an end our week of sneak previews of On Location Puerto Vallarta, which is also the title of the DVD our editors are cutting right now. There’s more to come at SCORELAND, too.

Hope you enjoyed the week with Natalie, Micky, Hitomi, Jenna Valentine and Leanne Crow. And I also hope we enticed a few big-boobed girls out there to check us out at BeASCOREModel.com. There are plenty more trips to places like Puerto Vallarta where this one came from.

Announcing the fifth big-boobed girl who joined us in Puerto Vallarta…haven’t you guessed by now?

August 4, 2011 by Dave
Jenna

Sweet dreams, Leanne.

A lot of SCORE Girls like girls, but I’ve only met two SCORE Girls who love big tits as much as any SCORE Man loves big tits: Kerry Marie and Jenna Valentine. We knew this from the start when Jenna told us, “I’m totally into chicks. I find women SO beautiful. I haven’t gone all the way with a girl yet, but I have been pretty close. When it comes to women I get super shy when I have crushes on them. I really don’t know how to initiate anything. They make me so nervous, and I stumble over my words like a teenage boy going through puberty. I guess I’m just waiting for the right girl to take advantage of me.”

Jenna (yup, she’s the fifth girl who joined us in Mexico) didn’t go all the way with Leanne Crow during their photo shoot in Puerto Vallarta, but there definitely was a lot of boob action going on, and isn’t it nice that Jenna let Leanne use her right breast as a pillow? Yeah, very unselfish…kinda like if a SCORE Man offered to let Leanne use his lap as a pillow.

Reported Tushna, our studio manager: “Jenna experienced her first-ever skinny dip. Now she’s addicted and is looking for folks to donate their pool to her. Jenna is vegetarian, and there were plenty of options for her including her favorite…guacamole.”

Jenna Valentine, bikini destroyer. If you're a girl who can do similar justice to a bikini, check us out at BeASCOREModel.com.

Jenna Valentine, bikini destroyer. If you're a girl who can do similar justice to a bikini, check us out at BeASCOREModel.com.

By the way, I’m kinda shocked that nobody out there guessed the identity of the fifth model until Jenna gave it away herself. I mean, Jenna has a huge following on Twitter, and she had been Tweeting up to, during and after the trip. Just goes to show you that the Internet is a very big place.

Anyway, look how happy Jenna is to have Leanne’s head on her breast! And as for the other photo…that’s a bikini, Jenna?

So there you have it: Jenna, Leanne, Natalie Fiore, Hitomi and Micky Bells. An all-star cast of girls with big, natural tits on Mexico’s Pacific Coast. Tomorrow, we’ll gaze at Natalie in Puerto Vallarta. Don’t you wish you were there? Well, with SCORELAND, you kinda are.

Breast of the SCORELAND Blog: Circle of Tits

May 11, 2011 by Dave

The perfect symmetry of the original shot, taken in late 2001 during the filming of Mega-Boob Olympics, isn’t quite matched in the updated version, but creating a circle with six girls is a lot easier than creating one with four. But whenever I look at either of these shots, the same two things go through my mind:

1. I’d really like to be in the middle of that.

2. It must be nice to be a SCORE photographer.

What goes through your mind?

In the shot at right, the girls are (starting at six o’clock and going clockwise): Plenty UpTopp, Casey James, Minka, Maxi Mounds, SaRenna Lee and Kayla Kleevage. This shot is a classic, perhaps the most-famous one we’ve ever taken.

In the shot on the right, taken during the filming of the DVD On Location Grand Bahama, the girls are (starting at the top right): Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Arianna Sinn and Taylor Steele.

Makes you kinda dizzy, doesn’t it?

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