“I love to be naked. I will lay naked in bed, eat naked in bed and do a bunch of other stuff while I am naked in bed.”–Jenna Valentine talking to Maria in a Voluptuous interview.
“I was a candystriper or nurse’s assistant. I would help feed the patients in the stroke ward.”–Elizabeth Starr talking about one of her early jobs before she became an actress-model and a director.
What’s shaking this week at our eBoobStore.com? And who’s doing the shaking?
September 2010 Voluptuous magazine rides the top of the charts. Don’t live near a newsstand or mag shop? Get it fast from us. Natalie Fiore is the H-cup covergirl. The layouts include Mianna Thomas, Melonie Maxx, Taylor Steele, Paola Rios, Raquel Grant, Angellyne Hart, Kaytee Carter, Venice Knight and Destiny Rose. Every page is produced with love, devotion and care. Your fingers will feel it.
Check for a big back-issue blow-out sale coming soon. It will be the perfect time to fill those holes in your collection. We do it all here in the SCORE building, by the way. Just like Santa’s toy shop. The eBoobStore is a one-stop shop completely operated by us. No outsourcing to staff in other countries.
September 2010 Voluptuous: no rivals come close.
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Now out: the latest quarterly SCORE Videos DVD and novelty mail-order catalog in a downloadable PDF version you can save on your desktop. If you don’t get our print catalog in your regular mail, check this out. The 80-page summer 2010 catalog includes More To Fuck, Maximum Minka, Boob Science, Voluptuous Xtra 12, Best of the Boob Cruise, K-JUGS, Christy Marks’ Big Bang and the 7 hour two-disc Breast of Scoreland.
On Location Grand Bahama is fresh out on DVD. In the tradition of On Location Key Largo, On Location Costa del Sol and many other group excursions over the past two decades, Grand Bahama is a fun mix of surf, sun, boobs and babes. Starring Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Natalie Fiore and Taylor Steele. An unbeatable cast. They may have spilled more oil than British Petroleum.
1) Maximum Minka
2) More To Fuck
3) 60Plus Milfs
4) The Best of XL Xtra
5) K-Jugs 6) The Breast of SCORELAND 7) All Stacked All Natural
8) Chocolate Stuffed Milfs
9) The Breast of Stacked & Packed
10) SCORE Best of The Decade
Huge boobs and MILFs dominated in June. Several busty solo collections such as All Stacked All Natural (with Jenna Valentine) still remain strong, an example that hardcore is not the be-all, end-all these days despite all the XXX all over the place today. Continued proof that a lot of guys don’t want to see titties with hairy man-asses (a necessary evil in hardcore). Two new arrivals, Super Sized Rides #2 and Best of the Boob Cruise, are trailing the top ten.
Have a look around the eBoobStore today and check out the streaming trailers for these hot DVDs. There’s lots more to explore too. A downloadable PDF version of the newest printed catalog we mail every quarter has just been added. FYI, the eBoobStore is operated by SCORE at SCORE, not by call-center people 3000 miles away, like that huge computer company that’s made my life miserable.
The SCORE Newcomer of the Year contest wasn't even a contest when Rocki Roads became the first winner in 1996.
One of the unintended consequences of my blog this past week (“Shocking news from the SCORELAND Blog poll…or am I the only one who’s shocked?”) was a heated side conversation about comparing one girl to another. It started when Frankie said that so and so and so and so were much hotter than so and so, to which Jenna Valentine replied, “You guys shouldn’t say other girls are hotter than others. It’s not like they can’t read this and don’t have feelings.” And then Arianna Sinn chimed in with, “They can’t understand that this is not a competition between us.” And it really isn’t.
But then there’s the dicey issue of poll questions like the one we asked last week about your picks so far for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, and The Top 100 of the Decade contest that was held at SCORELAND and the annual Newcomer and Model of the Year contests in SCORE and Voluptuous. Which, at heart, are competitions between models.
The SCORE Newcomer of the Year contest started in 1997 and came about entirely by accident. The editor at the time ran a pictorial showing the top newcomers of 1996, and before he knew it, he was getting hundreds of letters with votes he had never asked for. The winner of that non-contest was Rocki Roads (who, incredibly, beat out Linsey Dawn McKenzie). Since then, the official Newcomer of the Year contest has been a mainstay of SCORE (we added Model of the Year in 2001).
Some models, like Crystal Gunns, really love the awards contests.
Judging by the thousands and thousands of votes we get (and the fact that the awards issue is always one of our best-sellers of the year), most of you like the awards contests. Most models do, too. Crystal Gunns actively campaigned for 2007 Model of the Year and was thrilled when she did win.
But there’s a flip side to this, too. Some people ask, “How come everything has to be a competition? Why do we have to compare one girl to another?”
“I hate the contests,” Cherry Brady told me the other day. Cherry had the misfortune of coming along in 2003, the greatest year ever for Voluptuous newcomers. In most other years, she might have won…and maybe she wouldn’t hate the contests so much! 🙂
There are a lot of different aspects to this thorny debate. I love the awards. Elliot James doesn’t like them. I think they’re a way to celebrate our best girls. But, of course, there can be only one winner, so how do the runners-up feel? And how about the girls who aren’t even nominated? How do they feel?
Actually, I want to know how you feel. The SCORE and Voluptuous awards: Should we keep them or do away with them?
I gotta tell you something: When Karla James made her SCORE debut in the September ’10 issue and her SCORELAND debut a few months earlier, I was pretty certain that the 2010 SCORE Newcomer of the Year title was wrapped up. Girls like Karla don’t come along too often, and judging by the reaction to her first appearances, most SCORELAND members and SCORE readers feel the same way.
But last week, we posted a new poll on the Blog that asked, “If the 2010 SCORE Newcomer of the Year Contest were held today, who would you vote for?” The choices were Karla James, Miosotis, Arianna Sinn, Kaytee Carter, Taylor Steele and Jenna Valentine. And right now, with over 370 votes (a very decent sample size), Arianna is kicking ass. She has a whopping 60% of the votes, with Karla way behind in second at 15% and Miosotis in third at 11%.
In soccer terms, this poll is what’s called a friendly. It doesn’t count for anything, but it is interesting and it is shocking. Arianna is undeniably great, but her current margin of victory is huge, and…
Okay. I’m not going to say anything else. But I would like to hear what you guys have to say, especially those of you who voted for Arianna.
Either way, we could be looking at the most interesting SCORE Newcomer of the Year Contest ever.
By the way, Arianna and Karla are both too nice to say, “I’m better than her.” So if you asked Arianna, she’d probably say, “Karla is better than me,” and if you asked, Karla, she’d probably say, “Arianna is better than me.” What do I think? It doesn’t matter what I think. It matters what you think.
The 13th annual all-naturals issue (September ’10) has now hit stores worldwide in countries where freedom rings. I feel the pain of boob-men in Iran, China and Cuba. (There have been rumors that North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il has inquired about the possibility of a Korean-language edition.) The magnificent Karla James is this month’s cover star, and her layout includes a show-and-tell interview. This special edition is almost an On Location Grand Bahama reunion with pictorials of lush ladies Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Natalie Fiore, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Kaytee Carter (XXX) and Shione Cooper (XXX), plus a photo spread of the top 10 naturals of 2000-2009. What a lineup! The ink’s still damp and already the emails have been coming in. If you can’t get off your happy seat and get to your local mag stand, a few clicks will connect you to our eBoobStore. Either way, you don’t want to miss this issue. What do I like best about magazines? If the electricity goes out, all you need is a flashlight and you’re back in business.
Karla James leads the September A-Team of SCORE Girls.
The July 2010 Voluptuous is now on the racks of stores worldwide (except maybe North Korea and China). The boobtastic cover girl is the one and only Karla James, looking ready to conquer the world. Some of your other faves are also here this month. Jenna Valentine has an interview with Maria, Canadian top model Taylor Steele is back and so is Anna Kay.
July 2010 V-Mag's back cover.
The issue also stars Annie Swanson, Lady Spice (first time), Shar “PPP-cup” Nitzapanus, preggo chick Stefani and MILF Eva. Pick up your own copy today. If you live in the United Kingdom and like it milder and softer, there’s a special UK edition available at such mag shops as WHSmith. Nothing beats the look and feel of a magazine, and ya don’t need any batteries.
I like going to stores and browsing the shelves. There used to be a small store a block away from the beach in Fort Lauderdale that sold our mags. All they needed was a clerk with big boobs.
I hope you all enjoyed the weekend specials with Miosotis at SCORELAND and Kristina Milan at XLGirls.com. Giant natural titties don’t get any bigger.
Sometimes models come in and I immediately know that:
1) We are going to be BFFs. (That’s Breast Friends Forever, just FYI!)
2) Said model is going to be hilarious.
3) I would bang said model. A lot.
This was the way of it when I met wonderful and oh-so-funny Renee Ross. This was the way of it when I first laughed it up with my lesbian crush Jenna Valentine. (Hi, boo!) This is the way of it when I met Bunny De La Cruz.
Well…except I never met her.
lol
Bunny cleans up very nicely.
Bunny likes her friends to hold her tits.
Bunny likes to express (expose) herself.
Bunny knows how to keep a cock warm and snuggly in her chest cleavage.
But I know in my horny heart of hearts that if I had met Bunny, face-to-face, womano-a-womano and had some accidental (not-so-accidental) tit-to-hand brushing…well, I would have wanted to clam-ram her in a hot minute.
Bunny is my kind of gal.
Hot, pinup-esque, curvy and muy caliente in the pants! Oh, yeah!
So.…maybe one day she will find her way to our studio, and on that day, she will meet me and say, “Hey, Maria. Wanna sleep over and do each other’s hair?” or some other cheesy, slumber-party porno dialogue…and then Bunny and I will bump funnies.
Or we just meet and do a video for the blog or something. lol Whatever is fine by me.
Sigh. Bunny…hop on down the boobie trail and see us real soon.
Taylor, Jenna, Natalie, Karla and Arianna baring all in On Location Grand Bahama made my weekend. One of the cameramen was there when all five fully dressed babydolls were saying their goodbyes, and he snapped a few candids. As a lifelong student of the sweater-bulge and the tight-top phenomenon, I was extremely impressed by this one shot. Can you imagine the five of them walking down a crowded city street? It would make headline news around the world.
It’s always a bittersweet feeling when a group of models and the SCORE staff have to split up at the inevitable end of a trip. But there’ll be other times ahead. Good times.
Now that she has tit-fucked on film, will Taylor Steele (right) go all the way? Will Karla James makes the leap from good girl to good girl who fucks?
An impromptu poll I posted on the Blog last week asked, “Of the five girls in the On Location Grand Bahama special at SCORELAND, who do you think will be the first to do an all-the-way, XXX boy-girl scene?” The top answer–Taylor Steele with 45% of the vote–was not surprising considering that on Friday, Taylor did her first tit-fuck/tug-job scene, and as of 4:54 p.m. Eastern Time today, none of the other girls had ever touched a real, live cock on video.
I'd be happy if Natalie Fiore (left) merely tit-fucked on camera. As for Arianna, I wanna see her smiling sweetly while getting full-on fucked!
But there was one surprise in the poll: Karla James, who hasn’t even done full-frontal nudity yet, came in third at 17%, a point behind Arianna Sinn, well ahead of Natalie Fiore and Jenna Valentine. Part of this can be attributed to wishful thinking. You desperately want to see Karla fuck on film, so you hoped to nudge her a bit by giving her your vote. Nice try, guys. And, besides, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, who Karla has been compared to, fucked on film twice. Of course, she waited six years before she did it the first time.
On second thought, I wouldn't be surprised if Jenna Valentine did hardcore. Little by little, she's showing us her daring side.
And consider this: Of Linsey, Nicole Peters, Kelly Kay, Lorna Morgan and Kerry Marie–basically the five most popular British big-titters ever–only Linsey has done XXX.
Not knowing anything else, my vote would have gone to Taylor, too. She’s gone the furthest so far of the five girls, and she seemed so eager to milk the cock in last Friday’s video. But I do know something else. I’m just not saying. My second pick would’ve been Arianna, if only because she’s Romanian. Those Eastern European chicks love to fuck everywhere…bedrooms, in the street, on camera. Everywhere.
Anyway, we’ll keep the poll active today as we wind up On Location Grand Bahama with some great behind-the-scenes video footage that includes Karla kissing Arianna’s tits (does that count as girl-girl?). And a week and a half from now, we’ll post a SCORELAND mini-special featuring the bustiest naturally slim ‘n’ stacked girl I’ve ever seen. There’ll also be a three-week special at XLGirls.com featuring three girls from our recent trip to the Dominican Republic. More details to come. I promise. As I write this, Maria is trying to steal preview footage, and you all know how good Maria is at stealing stuff.
