Tag Archive: Jenna Valentine

Terry Nova’s “Shy Nipples”

April 10, 2011 by Maria

I love girls with inverted nipples. (Or girls with, “shy nipples,” as my friend Jenna Valentine likes to call them.) There is something about them that makes me want to suck them right out into hardness. It’s something about the peekaboo way they are shy that makes me wild. Jenna Valentine has a nice pair of shy nipples, but Terry Nova‘s are tops on my list. First of all, Terry Nova is a shy girl. Her demeanor is very quiet and she reminds me of that nerdy girl in high school…that girl from “band camp” who is really a freak in the sheets. In this set of Terry, which happens to be my favorite and is featured in SCORE September 2010, she is perfect.  Her outfit, with those shorts that are more straps than shorts, are perfect. And here by the sea in Eleuthera, in these two pictures, we see her shy nature and her shy nipples and it’s absolutely perfect. Did I mention that everything in this pictorial is perfect?!

Shy nipples…yum.

xoxo,

Maria

When Arianna Sinn speaks, people listen

March 2, 2011 by Elliot James

I could listen to Arianna Sinn talk all day. Talk about anything. Her tits. Corn. Her co-stars in Big-Boob Finishing School. BustyArianna.com. Sex. Life in Romania. Anything she wants to talk about. This video is in two parts. Drop by tomorrow for part two.

I like to hear SCORE Girls speak. Always did. The female voice has always had an effect on me and when they have accents that could melt titanium, the effect is amplified. Like a sailor drawn to the siren. Arianna’s Romanian accent is not only sexy, it’s relaxing. However, not everyone feels the same way. The other day, an email came in and the gist of it was that the writer just wanted to see the girls posing, playing with themselves or in XXX scenes. He had no interest in interviews or listening to the girls speak. “Let’s get on with it,” he wrote. “Models should be seen and not heard.” I guess he doesn’t watch those late-night TV infomercials with sexy models selling boner pills either.

I didn’t agree with his point of view at all and his request to hush ’em up. Hearing models chat with another person, whether it’s in a real-life conversation (like SCOREtv or a Blog vid) or with another person in a video scene or  just by themselves jack-talking in a solo video  is one of the great simple pleasures of life. Some of my favorite voices belong to Kerry Marie, Linsey, Kianna Dior, Cherry Brady, Angela White, Christy Marks and Renee Ross. Daylene Rio, Kitana Flores, Annina, Jenna Valentine, Brandy Talore and  Eva Notty also have ultra-sexy, distinctive voices. There’s many more. I’m sure you have your favorites too.

Happy Birthday shout-outs to Devin Taylor (Devin Takes South Beach), Sunshine (Bounce, Baby Bounce!) and Lola Lush, all March 2. Have a great day.

From Bounce, Baby Bounce!

From Bounce, Baby Bounce!

Lola has a lush bod.

Lola has a lush bod.

From Devin Takes South Beach

From Devin Takes South Beach.

Jenna Valentine in Stockings and Heels

February 9, 2011 by Elliot James
Killer legs too.

Killer legs too.

I especially like this pictorial of Jenna from March ’11 SCORE posting today because 1) it has more than the usual number of full-body poses 2) Jenna’s lingerie, heels, garters and stockings have that old-school men’s mag look from the ’50s and early ’60s. Jenna has the overall appearance that really pulls it off perfectly and she looks killer. I think she would have been right at home during that period of time when Bettie Page, Blaze Starr and Tempest Storm were the ruling fantasy pin-ups, although none of those icons had boobs as big as Jenna’s, not even close. (We just lost an icon last week, actress Tura Satana.) Not that I’m wishing for a return to those years as far as social norms. Even simple bare tits were considered obscene and smutty.

A big birthday shout-out to Gwen Sanders (Feb. 9) and Becky LeBeau (Feb. 11).

Becky LeBeau also made B-horror movies.

Becky LeBeau: also known as a scream queen in B-horror flicks.

Gwen was in Voluptuous Xtra 6.

Gwen was in Voluptuous Xtra 6.

Kaytee Carter’s covered

January 5, 2011 by Elliot James
Ain't she somethin'?

Ain't she somethin'?

Resistance is futile when Kaytee Carter is a beacon of beautiful bustiness on the racks of your local newsstand or magazine store. March ’11 SCORE is Kaytee’s second cover issue. Her first cover was her debut, May ’10. Featured this edition is Nadia Night, Mianna Thomas, Jenna Valentine, Morgan Leigh (centerfold), newcomer Gigi St. Claire, Chica XXX, Kelly Christiansen XXX and, of course, Kaytee in a supersexy seven page pictorial. A lineup of girls that really pack a wallop.  Busty Cock Worshippers 2 is the DVD Pick of the Month and Scorecard is packed with reader letters and pix. Dave has a new magazine contest going, “SCORE‘s 20 Greatest Naturals.” Readers can also enter to win Kelly’s autographed bra on page 22.  Better than winning a flat-screen TV, in my opinion. A bonus DVD is also included in the bag with the mag in most, but all, areas. Because we’re very generous people and have been since adolescence. Which most of us are still in.

If your local mentertainment emporium doesn’t carry SCORE for some insane reason, let us know at Scorecard@scoregroup.com and we’ll get right on it. Or get a copy swiftly and painlessly from the eBoobStore without having to actually walk or drive anywhere. And there’s a third option. Get the digital version at the Virtual Newsstand. It’s an exact copy of the newsstand magazine. Except you can’t hold it in your hands. Or you can subscribe now and get 18 issues for the price of 12. Call 1-800-421-0760 in the US and Canada. (Elsewhere: 001-305-662-5959)

You see, we’re not letting anyone off the hook here. You’ll thank us later.

Better than winning Derek Jeter's glove.

Better than winning Derek Jeter's glove.

The SCORELAND voting booths are now open

December 17, 2010 by Elliot James

If you haven’t voted for the SCORE and Voluptuous Awards  through the magazine ballots, now’s your chance to vote in the members area of SCORELAND. The big change this erection season is that V-Mag editor Maria has added several new contests to the Voluptuous contests. The new contests are Areolae of the Year, Ass of the Year, Best XXX of the Year, Bush of the Year, Preggo of the Year and Pussy of the Year. The SCORE contest is the same as before with Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and the Big-Boob Hall of Fame.

Quite a few of the girls are in both Newcomer contests: Miosotis, Taylor Steele, Jenna Valentine, Kaytee Carter, Shione Cooper, Arianna Sinn and Karla James. This is a big change from previous years.

The polls are open until December 31 which means you have two weeks to make your decision if you haven’t already.

I just hope whoever wins doesn’t raise taxes. Good luck, hot chicks!

Some words from Jenna Valentine about her vagina

December 9, 2010 by Maria
Jenna wants your vote for Newcomer of the Year.

Jenna wants your vote for Newcomer of the Year.

Now that the Annual Contest Issue of V-Mag (January ’11) has dropped, the frenzy to vote and get votes is now in full effect. Your fave V-Mag editor (ME!) is buried in mail-in ballots, and my inbox is flooded daily with emails from all big01over the world from members, readers and fans casting their votes for their favorite gals. Why the extra-crazy frenzy this year? Mayhap it has to do with the fact that we introduced six new categories. Along with the three traditional award categories (Model of the Year, Newcomer of the Year and Plumper of the Year), V-Mag unveiled Pussy of the Year, Ass of the Year, XXX of the Year, Bush of the Year, Preggo of the Year and Areolae of the Year categories, too. The change has inspired many an email from happy readers who like the opportunity to vote in extra categories.

The new category lineup has also inspired many a funny campaign from nominees. One nominee in particular, Jenna Valentine, has taken to the Internet to get her fans to vote for her. Nominated for 2010’s Newcomer of the Year and or Pussy of the Year, Jenna sent yours truly an email about what it would mean to win.

hi maria,
if you may or may not know, maybe some of the blog readers do cus of my twitter,
i am obsessed with child pageant tv shows like toddlers & tiara's.
i decided my vagina and newcomer of the year title are obviously
just as important as winning ultimate grand supreme at a child pageant.
aka very important.
enclosed are my extremely serious pictures.
i hope my vagina wins a tiara.
love
jenna

And there you have it, folks. If you have not already voted, you might want to consider voting for Jenna’s vagina because, frankly, I’d like to see it in a tiara…wouldn’t you?

lol

xoxo, Maria

Jenna's Vagina wants your vote for Pussy of the Year.

Jenna's Vagina wants your vote for Pussy of the Year.

Announcing the finalists for the 2010 SCORE Awards. Don’t cry when you see the names of two of the Hall of Fame nominees.

October 21, 2010 by Dave
Is Nicole Peters' rack Hall of Fame worthy?

Is Nicole Peters' rack Hall of Fame worthy?

Crystal is a former Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. Is the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame in her future?

Crystal is a former Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. Is the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame in her future?

The January ’11 issue of SCORE isn’t officially scheduled to go on sale until November 2, but apparently, the issue has already found its way into several readers’ hands. That’s not surprising. Our subscriber fulfillment department mails out issues as soon as they get them, and many retailers don’t wait until the official on-sale date to put the latest mag on the racks (which is why you sometimes see more than one issue of SCORE or Voluptuous for sale at the same time).

Anyway, the reason I know the January ’11 issue is on-sale is that it’s our annual awards issue, and votes for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, 2010 Model of the Year and the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame are already starting to pour in. Voting will start in the members area of SCORELAND sometime in mid-November.

So, since the proverbial cat is already out of the proverbial bag, here are the finalists in each category.

Newcomer of the Year: Alexa, Angelina Castro, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Christiansen, Miosotis, Shione Cooper and Taylor Steele.

Model of the Year: Angel Gee, Annina, Ashley Sage Ellison, Christy Marks, Daphne Rosen, Daylene Rio, Eva Notty, Indianna Jaymes, Janet Jade, Karina Hart, Maggie Green, Merilyn Sakova, Minka, Morgan Leigh and Natalie Fiore.

Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Autumn-Jade, Casey James, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Diane Poppos, Inesse, Julia Miles and Nicole Peters.

FYI, a model must have appeared in SCORE during the 2010 publishing year to be eligible for the Newcomer and Model awards. A model must have retired to be eligible for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. So, yes, that’s the bad news regarding Nicole Peters and Crystal Gunns.

One more FYI: Eagle-eyed boob men will realize that Angelina Castro debuted in 2009 and is somehow eligible for 2010 Newcomer of the Year. That’s because the difference between Angelina now (super-sized) and Angelina then is so drastic, by all intents and purposes, she’s a newcomer.

Got a problem with that?

Arianna Sinn: “I have a lot to cream!”

October 7, 2010 by Elliot James
Arianna Sinn: A good reason to strengthen ties with Romania.

Arianna Sinn: A good reason to strengthen ties with Romania.

“Everybody in my family wonders why I have such big breasts,” says Arianna Sinn. “I do not know, but I am happy that I have them. I love them! It was very surprising because I started developing before all the other girls in school, and I developed very fast. The boys liked it, of course.”

It was a great day when Arianna decided to show off her awesome body instead of keeping herself under wraps and living a routine, unknown life, thanklessly toiling at some job. When you find someone like Arianna, lock and load the cameras. That’s why we had to create BustyArianna.com.

What is it about Romania, the Czech Republic, Poland and other Slavic countries that yields such naturally big-boobed girls? I’ve been asking that question since the Communists lost their grip and the girls became free to jump into modeling.  They’re more than busty…they’re great looking, too.

Arianna is a big-breast lover herself. She’s gotten to meet many of the girls she’s only read about in recent months on SCORE shoots.

“I met Miosotis in the D.R., and she is amazing,” Arianna said. “I also met Karla James, Jenna Valentine, Taylor Steele and Natalie Fiore in Grand Bahama. It was a very beautiful place, and I was surrounded by all of these beautiful, big-breasted girls!”

Arianna just finished a new feature movie with five SCORE & V-Mag Girls. They had a blast. More on that soon.

Arianna is now doing full-sex hardcore scenes on BustyArianna.com. Her first scene launched on Tuesday.

“I wanted to do naughty things on camer,” she said. “I said I would. Now I am.”

Thank you, Arianna!

She said WHAT? The best interview quotes of all time

September 27, 2010 by Maria

Being the editor of a big-tit mag has its perks…pun intended. For one, I have ladies whipping out their ladies for me take a gander at all the time. (You can’t imagine what it’s like to introduce yourself to a woman and then BAM! her tits are in your face. It’s like being a rockstar, it really is.) For another, I get to spend time with these huge-knockered hotties and they tell me all their most-intimate secrets. (And they do it while their tits are in my face. Sigh. I live the life, kids.)

Sometimes they tell me some seriously freaky kinkiness that makes me blush. And sometimes they tell me things that make me laugh out loud. You never know what a V-girl is going to say, but whatever it is, it is always memorable. Join me as I take a look back at some of my favorite convos with the titters that make my world go round.

Destiny Rose: Cow Tipper.

Destiny Rose: Cow Tipper.

Destiny Rose, Feb. ’10 V-mag:

“Well, we do a lot of cow-tipping where I am from…you run up to them and shove them and they fall over and you run like crazy. But they don’t get hurt. They just get a bit spooked is all. A lot of times they don’t even fall over. They just sorta rock back and forth and wake right up.”-on what she does for fun in her hometown.

Melonie Max loves gangbangs.

Melonie Max loves gangbangs.

Melonie Max, May ’10 V-mag:

“Um, I wouldn’t say I really have one…oh, wait, you know what? Gangbangs. That’s what I watch when I watch porn. I watch gangbangs…I was like, ‘Wait a minute, what do I look at on the Net when I look at porn?’ and gangbangs was it. That and lesbians. I love to watch lesbian porn. They get down.”-on what her ultimate sexual fantasies are.

Jessica Taylor: Construction worker!

Jessica Taylor: Construction worker!

Jessica Taylor, Jan. ’10 V-mag:

“Well, actually, I am in charge of organizing contractors and making sure that they do what they have to do and get their jobs done. I work for a company that renovates repossessed houses. And if my guys give me a problem and tell me that they can’t do something to get a job done, then I go in there and show them that I can do it. Like, I’ll go in there and tear drywall off the walls with crowbars and get dirty, but I get it done.”-on working in construction.

Jenna Valentine: Titty-fucking is a gift.

Jenna Valentine: Titty-fucking is a gift.

Jenna Valentine, July ’10 V-mag:

“The titty fuck? Yeah, if it’s with the right person and they get off on it, then it, like, makes me happy. In certain situations…fine, I’m completely selfish. But if I feel like giving and they want to titty-fuck and it makes them really happy, then it like Hanukkah for them…then let’s go! I say Hanukkah because I am a Jew. Not Christmas, you guys, Hanukkah. I am like the Hanukkah Santa of titty-fucking. Eight days of titty-fucking!”-on using her tits during sex.

These ladies always say a mouthful and we don’t mind one bit because we would like a mouthful of their huge knockers. Stay tuned for more funny quotes from V-girl interviews and let me know what some of your favorite V-girl interviews have been.

xoxo

Maria

Jenna Valentine’s Hooter Harness Holiday

August 21, 2010 by Elliot James
Jenna has a colorful line-up of tit-slings.

Jenna has a colorful line-up of tit-slings.

April 13th was National Cleavage Day in South Africa (Wonderbra was behind this holiday). August 5th was National Underwear Day. Sadly, there doesn’t seem to be a National Bra Day (or a National Pussy Lips Day, either, which irritates Dave to no end). To make up for this atrocious oversight, today is declared National Bra Day, at least on SCORELAND.

Last week’s birthday girl (August 11) Jenna Valentine is the official spokesmodel in a 100-image pictorial filled with bras, bras, bras (or brassieres, as I like to call ’em). “Brassiere” has a sexier sound to it. In fact, I’ve written a poem.

No job is too big for Janet's tits.

No job is too big for Janet's tits.

“Brassiere. It holds the things we love dear. It shifts our balls into second gear.  So if the bra fits, she’ll have happy tits.”

Jenna is perfect in this photo shoot. I wish I had a neighbor like Jenna. I’d spend all my time in the backyard. We don’t have a matching video of this brapalooza, so we’re running a video of Jenna taking a nice, soapy bubble bath. If she had bottled that bathwater, I’m positive she could have cleaned up by selling it on eBay.

Also on SCORELAND is a video called “Household Tips From Janet Jade.” Janet washes windows with her tits in this one. They were like breast-shammies, leaving a streak-free shine. Janet doesn’t usually do windows, but she made an exception for SCORE Men. That’s not all Miss Jade does in the video because man does not live by window tittie-washing alone. Proctor & Gamble should take a look at this video. It might get some ideas for new commercials.