Tag Archive: Kelly Christiansen
July 26, 2012 by Elliot James
Now in stores. Get yours.
Now at your favorite emporium of fine men’s publications: the October ’12 SCORE magazine.
That’s the lovely Shione Cooper as this month’s covergirl. She’s the kind of bouncing Czech everyone likes.
And featuring:
Angel Gee
Camille Morgan
Elizabeth Starr
Goldie Ray
Jasmine Shiraz
Krissy Rose
Maggie Green
Melissa Mandlikova
Paola Rios
The new DVD at eBoobStore.com.
Plus a six-page DVD Preview of SCORE Threesomes starring:
Amber Bach
Brittany O’Neil
Carmen Hayes
Christy Marks
Eva Notty
Daylene Rio
Karen Fisher
Kelly Christiansen
Sara Jay
Sarah Satori
Now at your favorite mag shop.
Have you picked up your copy of the October ’12 Voluptuous?
Another winner with Janne Hollan as this issue’s covergirl. That’s two bouncing Czechs this month alone! I fear America is losing the International Boobs Race to this small but top-heavy nation. And they make great beer, too.
This edition features:
Goldie Ray
Lady Spyce
Laurella
Lexi Summers
Nancy Navarro
Natasha Dulce
Siri
Taylor Steele
You can also get your copy at eBoobStore.com, along with the highly coveted digital versions.
June 14, 2012 by Elliot James
The erotic pleasures of cuddling and neck kissing.
The sensuous and intimate moments of the love between a man and a woman filmed through wine glasses.
You will see none of this garbage in the two new DVDs just added to SCORE‘s official on-line store.
So down, nasty and dirty, these DVDs were not released to the eBoobStore.
They escaped!
Two’s company, three’s a party.
SCORE Threesomes features that most universal of male fantasies: one man and two women.
It also has two scenes of big-boobed sex bombs in double-headers.
SCORE regular Brittany O’Neil and Florida MILF Amber Bach each wipe out two dudes.
Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen team up for action with a single guy dreaming about a fantasy fling.
Daylene Rio and Sara Jay give one man a hard time and a hard way to go with their raunchy bed skills.
Christy Marks and Carmen Hayes use their extreme flexibility to get in fucking positions the people who wrote the Kama Sutra didn’t know about.
Are you man enough to handle Daylene?
XXXtreme Daylene is dedicated to the one and only bad-ass busty angel from the city of angels, Daylene Rio.
“Guys have told me that they wished their women were like me,” Daylene said.
The four hour super-disc stars the busty Latina brunette in 12 XXX wall-to-wall fuck and tits ‘n’ tugs scenes. Plus, you’ll get to know Daylene in between-the-scenes interviews.
Story? Plot? Acting?
Watch Gone With The Wind for that.
See the two trailers at eBoobStore and watch in awe as these SCORE Girls flex their sex.
Then bring it on home.
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Day Seven turned out to be the most-challenging by far so far in the “20 for 20” gift-pack giveaway at SCORELAND. Only one person answered all three questions correctly. None of the questions turned out to be easy (although all of them could have been answered by doing a little research on SCORELAND).
Which of these SCORE Girls is not Canadian?
A) Taylor Steele
B) Platinum Peaks
C) Tiffany Towers
D) Candy Hall
Candy Hall was born in Florida.
Who was the first guest on the first episode of SCOREtv?
A) Minka
B) Africa Sexxx
C) Daylene Rio
D) Morgan Leigh
Morgan Leigh was the first person with boobs to grace the SCOREtv set in Episode One.
How many different locations has Natalie Fiore had SCORE shoots in?
A) 4
B) 6
C) 3
D None of the above
Natalie Fiore has done shoots in Nassau, Prague, Grand Bahama Island and Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
Thirteen gift packs, each containing a highly-coveted SCORE polo shirt and cap (and more), remain to be won. Study up, SCORE Men! We’re not just giving these things away! You’re going to have to earn them.
June 3, 2012 by Dave
Valory Irene's ass was made for panties.
Today, I am going to write about panties. Why am I going to write about panties on a big-boob blog? Because Maria keeps insisting that I write about panties. Just before, she said to me, “Dave, why don’t you write about panties?”
But what am I going to write about panties? To me, the key question about panties is similar to the question about bras that Maria recently posed: On or off. What I mean is, when you’re having sex with a woman, do you bother to take her panties off or do you keep them on and pull the crotch part aside and then slide your cock into her pussy? Now, I have my opinion about this (panties pulled to the side is my choice), but how much am I going to say about that? Not much. I just said it.
Christy Marks likes boy shorts.
Then Elliot reminded me that the “Model Info” sheets we have every girl fill out has the question, “Do you normally wear panties? Any special kind?” And it occurred to me that I never use that info when I’m writing about the girls for SCORE magazine.
“You should do a survey on panties,” Elliot said.
By survey, I think he meant take a look at the “Model Info” sheets. So I did. And I kinda like what I saw.
Siri: Always wears panties. Her favorites are Victoria’s Secret G-strings. I’m not surprised. G-strings are great on that ass. Her ass cheeks swallow up the string.
Christy Marks: Usually wears panties “but there are always those times when I prefer boy shorts.”
Sara Jay usually doesn't wear panties. She did it just for you.
Valory Irene: “I always wear a thong.” This is somewhat surprising because I’ve seen her in full-back undies, and she looks great in them.
Aren’t we really asking the girls if they ever go commando? Is commando the right word for when a woman doesn’t wear panties? Commandess?
Kelly Christiansen: “Thongs only if I wear any, which I usually don’t.”
There we go!
Daylene Rio: “Yes, all sorts. No special kind.”
Sara Jay: “No.” That surprises me. Panties were created for a great ass like hers.
I think Siri's ass looks very good in a G-string. Don't you?
Anyway, what have we learned today? We’ve learned that some girls wear panties and some don’t. Most girls these days wear thongs. Full-back panties seem to be a thing of the past (which means they’re probably a thing of the future, too).
You know what I love? Whale tail. Don’t know what that is? Look it up. Know what it is? Then you know why I like it.
And that’s my Blog posting about panties.
May 29, 2012 by Elliot James
Natalie and Micky this Saturday at SCORELAND.
There are some models who are much taller than they look on camera. Eva Notty (5’9″) and Kelly Christiansen (5’7″) come to mind.
On the flip side, Annina looks taller than she really is, and so does Christy Marks. Both are 5’4″.
Depending on where it’s placed, the camera can make someone look taller or shorter than they really are. When two or more girls are in the shot side-by-side, you can get a grip on how tall they really are.
I never realized how tall Micky Bells is until I saw her with other girls. She’s 5’8″. In this shot from this coming Saturday’s SCORELAND posting, Micky towers over Natalie Fiore, who is 5’5″. They are both barefoot. It looks like Micky could lay her boobs on top of Natalie’s boobs without getting on her tip-toes.
The group of Grand Bahama Island.
Because of Natalie’s bearing and photogenic personality, I always think of her as a towering woman. The way some girls stand makes them look taller than they are, and Natalie has this kind of regal quality. So seeing her next to Micky really held my attention.
In this photo from On Location Grand Bahama, Natalie has a very tall presence. (Given a boost by her skyscraper stripper heels.) She towers over Arianna Sinn (5’1″), who also has on equally high heels, and over Jenna (5’3″), Taylor (5’3″)and Karla (5’2″). The angle of the camera, slightly downward, also gives Natalie the height edge, plus she’s standing slightly closer to the camera. I’ve never seen her look more Amazonian.
The Key Largo line-up.
The best examples of the true height differences in a group of super-models come from two now-classic shoots: On Location Key Largo and Mega-Boob Olympics. The girls are barefoot, standing straight and not striking any poses. The camera is centered at waist height. Desirae was, surprisingly, the tallest of her group, surprising because she always seemed short to me, and the Titans shot says it all.
The Tit-ans of the Mega-Boob Olympics.
I was going to go back further in time to 1999 and reference the famous group photo shoot of Autumn, Kathy, Linsey, Chloe and Jessica Turner in London, but they’re all wearing different kinds of shoes so it’s difficult to get a handle on their true heights with the exception of little Autumn. Even so, this may not be the best of its kind for a group get-together, but it was one of the first, and it was the only time all of these famous girls were in one room at the same time.
April 28, 2012 by Dave
Kelly Christiansen knows that she's the one you paid to see.
Back in the old days (and for me, that was the late 1970s and early 1980s), if you wanted to see a porn movie, you basically had three choices: 1.) Go to a peep show emporium; 2.) Set up your 8mm projector in your basement, watch one of those old Swedish Erotica reels and hope the sprockets didn’t break; 3.) Go to an adult theater.
I don’t know about you, but I usually opted for No. 3., which entailed the following: 1.) Finding a seat as far from another person as possible (for obvious reasons); and then 2.) Sitting there and watching the entire movie (or movies, usually) from beginning to end, meaning all the sex and all the plot/acting in-between, hoping and waiting for something good to happen. And if it did, I’d have to wait another few hours if I wanted to see it again. Watching a porn movie was a very frustrating, very linear experience.
Of course, all that changed with videos and, then, DVDs, and, now, high-speed streaming videos online. You know, there are times when I pine for the days when I’d go to the adult theaters in Bay Shore, New York and Syracuse (the Westcott) and sit there for hours watching Desiree Cousteau and Seka. And then I come to my senses and think, “Idiot, those might have been the old days, but they definitely weren’t the good old days.”
Now, we watch what we want when we want it and in total privacy. We used to have to sit through a half-hour of Jamie Gillis making believe he was acting before getting what we paid our five bucks to see. Now, if I want to see Kelly Christiansen giving a blow job and not watch the setup, I can be there in seconds. Cum shot? No problem. I’m there. Instant gratification, and if I want to watch something again, I do it. No waiting. And no creepy seatmates, either. (One time at the “Triple Treat Theater” in Show World on Eighth Avenue in NYC, I noticed that the guy two seats down had his cock out and was jacking wildly; I moved just in time.)
Which brings me to the point of today’s Blog: How do you watch hardcore (or even solo) videos, either on SCORELAND or on DVD?
I’m guessing that a lot of you watch a scene straight-through (meaning from start to finish) the first time, then for all subsequent viewings, you jump right to your favorite moment or moments. But maybe some of you NEVER watch a scene from start to finsh. Maybe you’re always fast-forwarding and jumping around until you get to the key (jackable) moment. Of course, if you never watch a scene from start to finish, you might be missing out on some good stuff.
What’s your adult video viewing technique?
April 27, 2012 by Elliot James
Natasha's back. And showing her back. Because she also has back besides boobs.
The other day, I read a news item about celebrities who had worked at McDonald’s at some point in their lives. Some of the names mentioned were singer Shania Twain, actress Sharon Stone and TV host Star Jones. I’m trying to visualize Sharon Stone in her famous scene from Basic Instinct as a McDonald’s drive-through girl. It would be a good comedy skit.
Whenever I see those famous golden arches, I don’t think of burgers. I see a pair of big breasts from a bird’s-eye point-of-view or a girl lying down, her boobs pointing at the ceiling.
Sadly, one of our own celebrities at SCORELAND was not mentioned in the article. Talk about neglect!
Her name?
Natasha Dulce.
Natasha used to work at McDonald’s. But then an issue arose about those degrading paper hats they have the employees wear. As Natasha remembered it last year when she debuted at SCORELAND, she didn’t wear her hat at the job and the female manager “just told me to go home, and at that time, my car was in the shop so my parents had to drop me off at work. Well, that happened like 10 minutes after, so my mom got really mad, and then my dad ended up picking me up, and he cussed out the store manager, and then she fired me for it.”
So Natasha became an exotic dancer instead of climbing the corporate ladder to become an assistant manager. Then she tried modeling and liked it.
Their loss is SCORELAND‘s gain. There is a fairness in life sometimes.
I bring all this up because Natasha is back with a new XXX scene, “La Dulce Vida,” something I’ve been eagerly hoping and waiting over a year for. And I’m lovin’ it. You will, too.
The new SCORE Model of the Year winner!
This time, Natasha is decked out in old-school men’s magazine garb. The black stockings, the garters, the bra and panties…the works. The only accessory that’s missing is a sexy paper hat. Welcome back, Natasha.
Ya want fries with that?
Also at SCORELAND is this fresh pictorial of the new SCORE Model of the Year Kelly Christiansen. It’s a well-deserved win! Kelly never ceases to stagger everyone in her path. She has it all. The SCORE Man’s dream wife. Every SCORE Man should have one.
“I’m just very flattered,” Kelly said. “That’s the first thing that comes to mind. Flattered, surprised, shocked, wow! What else can I say? It’s great. Thank you so much!”
Being a SCORE Girl has helped Kelly’s self-confidence. “I think I said that was one of the reasons I got into this, that I wanted to boost my confidence. It worked! I’m definitely not as shy as I used to be. That’s definitely a good thing for me.”
Congratulations, Kelly! Hope to see you back again soon.
April 25, 2012 by Dave
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April 18, 2012 by Dave
Imagine if the photos in your favorite magazine (that would be SCORE, of course) could move. I’m not talking about those old-time flip books, the ones filled with pictures on pages that you’d flip from front to back real fast to simulate motion (“Those were great,” Elliot James just said). Elliot also just said, “They were going to make porno flip books, then video came along and ruined everything!” Elliot, are you a hundred years old or something?
Anyway, I used to read SCORE and Voluptuous and wonder what it would be like to have video imbedded in the magazine. Then, because that was impossible, we started including DVDs with the newsstand edition of the magazines (and now, we also offer a subscription that includes magazine and bonus DVD). So that was the perfect combination of photos and video.
And now…the even-more-perfect combination of photos and video: the digital edition of the July ’12 issue of SCORE with videos imbedded in the pictorials. For example, you’re digitally flipping through the pictorial of Melissa Manning when you come upon that instantly recognizable video arrow. You click it. And a video starts playing!
Yep, the digital version of the July ’12 issue of SCORE, available for only $8.99 at eBoobStore.com, includes five videos imbedded in the magazine: solos of Charley Green and Melissa, tit-to-tit of Valory Irene and Lana Ivans and XXX boy-girls with Kelly Christiansen and Stephanie Stalls.
“They’re very cool,” Elliot said. He should know. He was around when flip books were hip.
February 25, 2012 by Elliot James
The contest issue is here
Now at your favorite store and at eBoobStore.com, the May ’12 edition of SCORE stars the winners of the four model contests as voted by readers and website members.
Get yours today.
Congratulations to all of the winners.
This erection year was a particularly hard one with stiff decisions to be made. Many voters found themselves rigid at the polls, but, as always, only one girl could be the winner in each contest.
Drum roll, please.
The winners are:
Kelly Christiansen: Model of the Year
Valory Irene: Newcomer of the Year
Angela White: Our first Hardcore Performer of the Year
Autumn-Jade: Big-Boob Hall of Fame
And pictorials of:
Karla James-1st Runner-up MOY
Miosotis-2nd Runner-up MOY
Eva Notty-3rd Runner-up MOY
Venera-1st Runner-up NOY
Leanne Crow-2nd Runner-up NOY
Beshine-3rd Runner-up NOY
Next month: SCORE's 20th Anniversary 164-page edition
February 5, 2012 by Dave
If you were fucking Kerry Marie, would you be okay with it if she suddenly let loose with, "Oh, fuck my big tits! Slam your cock in my dirty whore cunt"? Or would you just be happy that you're fucking Kerry and you wouldn't give a fuck what she said?
The poll currently running at SCORELAND asks, “Who does the best dirty (or erotic) talking out of this list?” The choices are Christy Marks, Crystal Gunns, Eva Notty, Kelly Christiansen, Kerry Marie and Stephanie Stalls.
This is an interesting list that Elliot has compiled. I have to admit, I normally don’t think of nasty fuck talk when I think about Kerry Marie and Kelly Christiansen, but Elliot did add the “erotic” disclaimer. A lot of other girls could have gone on this list, but Elliot wasn’t try to publish a phone book. Several months ago, I pointed out that Gya Roberts said, “I want you to fuck me on the floor like naughty, wild animals. I want all the neighbors to hear us, baby. I’m going to suck your cock so bad. I’m going to suck it with my mouth on it and then put it between my breasts.” Pretty good stuff. And Sonja Haze, an XLGirls.com newcomer, followed up a torrent of “fucks” with, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore pussy!” As sex talk goes, it doesn’t get much nastier than that.
Elizabeth Starr can also unleash the fuck talk, throwing out the filthy words almost non-stop in a XXX video that’s airing at SCORELAND. “Oh, fuck that pussy! Oh, now you’re trying to play with my asshole, aren’t you? You know how to fuck that pussy, don’t you? Fuck that pussy! Hold that ass!”
Damn fine stuff.
Some guys like the “lady in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing. I kinda go for the “whore in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing, but that’s a matter of personal taste. I do like it when a girl who seems shy and demure starts screaming the “F” and “C” (cock, cunt, cum) words like an out-of-control slut. It’s so unexpected.
So, here are my questions for you:
1. Who are your all-time greatest fuck-talkers among SCORE Girls?
2. Do you like when a woman keeps it kind of demure, like, “Oh, fuck my pussy!” or do you like it when she goes all out, as in, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore cunt!”?
3. When you’re having sex in your personal life, do you like when your partner unleashes the fuck talk? If your wife or girlfriend or whatever said, “Slide your big, greasy rod in my needy cunt,” would that turn you on or get you soft? Or does it depend on the situation?
Of course, I ask these questions for research purposes only, but I kindly ask that you answer them…you dirty, sleazy, fuckin’ Blog readers!
NOTE FROM ELLIOT: I apologize for hijacking Dave’s Blog but I have to include a SCOREVideos link to a girl I am convinced has one of the dirtiest mouths of any SCORE model of the last ten years, Dolly, a very underrated brunette from the northeast . Listen to the filth Dolly says in these two clips. Sheer poetry. Pure magic. Total enchantment. The torrent of dirty words is non-stop in the video she did for us. It was a very long video, almost 40 minutes, and she doesn’t stop the fuck talk for a second. The quality of Dolly’s voice is very sexy too. I’d have chosen different clips myself for this sampling but you’ll get the idea. Here’s the link.
Then there’s Dolly Delight, the Brit blonde who recently traveled with the SCORE peeps to Montego Bay, Jamaica. She’s got her nasty rap down very nicely too, in an English accent. Props to her also. I love potty mouthed girls. Click here for this Dolly.
