Maserati and Desiree should dress like this every day.
Kelly Christiansen and Angelina Castro: SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored.
Michelle May and Camelia Davis bumpin’ bumpers.
I love photos of models in pairs or in a group. Sometimes they’re part of an group event, like a trip overseas; sometimes two of them are crossing paths in the studio.
Like Angelina Castro and Kelly Christiansen getting chummy on the SCOREtv set during SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored.
Like Michelle May and Camelia Davis doing a rare double interview together on video.
Like Desiree and Maserati getting so close when they did a two-on-one tits & tugs two weeks ago that you couldn’t slide a piece of paper between them.
I enjoy the comparison, checking out the girls’ differences and similarities. They can be dressed or they can have their tits out. They can be totally naked, too. I’m all for that.
Seeing the girls together also creates a feeling of community. The kind of community we’d like to live in. Imagine leaving your apartment in the morning and seeing your neighbors leaving, too, except they’re all busty and hot. There could be no better community than that.
Angelina Castro: the Miami hottie gets some booty love in SCOREtv: Uncut & Uncensored.
Big-titted stripper Stephanie can pole dance anytime at SCORE and she does in SCOREtv.
Kelly Christiansen: the guest Jay Leno must dream of inviting on his talk show.
SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored is a spinoff of our popular Net-based SCOREtv show but with a major difference. Full, total, head-on, non-stop, XXX sex with five SCORE Girls that would give a coma patient a hard-on of steel. They give their all.
The cast is top-notch and top-heavy. You know ’em, you love ’em.
Our local Miami sex bomb Angelina Castro and exotic dance star Stephanie Stalls both get butt-boffed and cum-glazed.
The beautiful Kelly Christiansen rides a man-pole in the backstage green room before she visits the set to chat with SCOREtv host Dave.
Potty-mouthed Nadia Night demonstrates the Tenga Flip Hole on the set and gets worked up, so she runs off to relieve the stress with a dude.
And gorgeous Kali West demonstrates her blow job skills on a walking dildo on the set before they head off to a backroom for some fornicatin’ and copulatin’.
If you’ve seen the first season of SCOREtv* and the Holiday Special edition at SCORELAND, you’ll dig this movie. SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored on DVD is on my personal recommended buy list.
There’s nothing like it. It’s the talk show that Jimmy Kimmel would like to host. Sorry, Jimbo. Dave has the job, if you can call it work.
The trucks have rolled across North America with their precious supplies of freshly printed SCORE magazines. The cargo jets have flown to the key cities of Europe and elsewhere, just in time for impatient tit-lovers. The June 2011 SCORE is here, now at your favorite store (or get it direct and fast without leaving your bunker of bazookas at eBoobStore).
June is the edition that traditionally announces the winners of the SCORE Award contests. The voting is a combination of paper ballots, emails, on-line polls, carrier pigeons, couriers and stripper-gram messengers. I didn’t envy the voters this year. Choosing must have been mind-freezing. Who to pick? Each contestant is the cream of wonderfulness in her own individual way. This year, a relative newcomer took the Model of the Year prize. Here are the complete results. Congratulations to the winners. But you know, every girl in SCORE is a winner on film and in life. There are no losers among SCORE Girls.
Model of the Year
Eva Notty Winner
Minka 1st Runner-up
Karina Hart 2nd Runner-up
Christy Marks 3rd Runner-up
Newcomer of the Year
Miosotis Winner
Kelly Christiansen 1st Runner-up
Karla James 2nd Runner-up
Kaytee Carter 3rd Runner-up
A boob man confessed that he recently jacked to Kelly Christiansen. This is not an earth-shattering revelation.
S.M., a regular letter-writer from Baltimore, Maryland, writes: “I have a confession to make.”
A confession? Did he murder somebody? Cheat on his wife or girlfriend? Jack to a flat-chested girl?
“It’s an eyebrow-raising confession, also. I’ve unexpectedly gotten the hots, well, sort’ve, for Kelly Christiansen.”
That’s eyebrow-raising? S.M., you and about a million other guys.
“Okay, I know you’re like, ‘How’s that a shocker?'”
Exactly. That’s exactly how I’m like.
“Well, because, I’m not really into the surgically enhanced models. I’m a naturals-only big-boobs fan.”
Well, this isn’t exactly like saying, “I usually like girls with A-cups, but I’ve fallen in love with Beshine.”
“Kelly has been lingering on my mind, and pretty heavily, too. I couldn’t get her out of my mind, so I gave in to Kelly and had to face the reality that despite her counterfeit boobs, Kelly is super hot.”
Counterfeit boobs? Dude, a girl stuffing socks in her bra makes her boobs counterfeit. Kelly’s boobs are not counterfeit. By the way, Blog readers, I think what S.M. just said is that he gave in and jacked to Kelly. His mind said no, but his cock said yes, and you know who always wins that battle when we’re looking at naked women.
“I’ve looked past her boobs and accepted her for who she is, and that’s a very attractive, sweet-faced and down-t0-Earth tall blond, and most of all, she actually has a chance to be one of my fantasy girls.”
Well, congratulations, Kelly! Oh. That’s what S.M. says.
“So congratulations, Kelly. You may have made history for me.”
Actually, S.M., congratulations to you: You have now officially expanded your pool of girls you can jack to.
Nurses. Where would we be without them? Nowhere, my friends. Nowhere. Here is the ultimate answer to America’s health care crisis. She’s right here only at SCORELAND tomorrow, and her name is Nurse Kelly Christiansen. When a nurse fills out her uniform the way Kelly can, there is no medical problem that can’t be solved. She is a busty angel of mercy. The schmuck shown here desperately needs a brain transplant. While that is beyond even Nurse Kelly’s immense capabilities, she can reduce the swelling.
There have been many warm-hearted, stacked nurses at SCORE’s Hooter Hospital over the years, their overflowing bras bringing joy and happiness to all they bump into. Caring, nuturing nurses who will not stand by filing their nails apathetically while men suffer the heartbreak of blue balls. Sperm sample extraction is Miss Christiansen’s specialty and this blonde head nurse has the advanced titty therapy techniques to do it. Society is all the better for her skills. Relief is only a click away. Thank you, Nurse Kelly. May we have another?
British natural Michelle Bond, now really busting bras as an H-cupper, gets her first SCORE cover this edition. Miss Bond shows her heavier, fuller ta-tas in a brand-new layout and talks about ’em in an interview.
“I used to be an F-cup,” Michelle said. “And they just grew and grew, and every time I got measured, they seem to have grown. Either that or my underwear is shrinking!”
Michelle’s first SCORE was June 2003. In Big-Boob Finishing School, Bond, Michelle Bond, teaches Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Sophie Mae and Eden Mor how to please men and be better girlfriends. Now that’s a constructive goal. That book should be sold worldwide. The Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ocean County, New York and Atlanta would find it instructive.
Also this issue: Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, redhaired Veronika and Shione Cooper. Daphne Rosen and SCORE reader’s wife Jayden Prescott get it on and get it in in two anal-core XXX pictorials. A “Golden Age” special feature recalls super-sized covergirls from the 1990s: Angelique, Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Wendy Whoppers, Toppsy Curvey, Colt 45 and more. A photo-feature spotlights the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, starring Kelly Christiansen, Stephanie Stalls, Angelina Castro, Kali West and Nadia Night. Readers get a chance to win Michelle’s signed bra from the cover. Plus, a SCORE DVD is included FREE in most areas of the U.S. and Canada. Because we’re a little too generous for our own good but we love our readers…in a brotherly way.
If your local mag store doesn’t carry SCORE, their staff should be ashamed of themselves. Tell the manager to call our distributor, Curtis Circulation Company, at (201) 634-7400, and they’ll never be SCORE-less again.
Happy birthday, Lorna Morgan!
Lorna in The Bahamas, 2008.
And here we have Part One of lovely Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Michelle Bond, during the making of Big-Boob Finishing School, chittin’ and chattin’ with Tushna, our studio manager. You’ll find this very informative and instructional. Let’s roll the video!
Kelly Christiansen prepares to suck off a man who isn't her husband. And that's fine with her husband.
Jayden Prescott gets fucked by a man who isn't her husband. And, as in Kelly's case, that's also fine with her husband.
I received this letter the other day from a female reader of SCORE. Now, she could have been a man impersonating a woman, but her handwriting was very feminine, so I’m going to assume it was the real deal. Anyway, I published the letter in SCORE magazine, and now I’m putting it out there on the Internet for a very simple reason: I want to know what this woman looks like. I want to see pictures. And if the pictures are good, I want her to convince her husband to let her pose for SCORE. Anyway, here’s the letter, in its entirety:
Dear SCORE,
Thank goodness for the husbands of Kelly Christiansen and Jayden Prescott. These women are two of the hottest faces in SCORE. I wish I could talk my husband into letting me pose nude for your magazine. I’d love to show your readers my tits, pussy and ass. I’d love to know that men would be jacking to my naughty pictures.
I’m 34 and in very good shape. I love to masturbate with sex toys all the time. I have two small kids, but just because I’m a mother doesn’t mean I’m not horny. I’m horny all the time. My husband knows how much I love sucking and fucking. In fact, we fuck at least once a day no matter what. I’m always horny for sex. I love blow jobs and tit fucking. I love filthy dirty talk during sex with my husband. I love it when my husband blows his load onto my face, mouth and tits. I love hot sperm, too.
Back to Kelly and Jayden for a moment. Both women have each fucked two men without rubbers on the stud’s cock. Fucking men without rubbers on their cocks is so hot. I get wet just thinking about it. And, of course, your studs have big cocks.
Maybe if I fuck one of your studs with a rubber on his penis, my husband would let me do hardcore in your magazine. Who knows?
The letter was signed Laura B. She sent it by snail mail, not by email, so I don’t know if she’s even aware that the “SCORELAND Blog” exists. But, Laura B., like I said, I want to see your pictures. And I’m sure a lot of other guys who read this want to see your pictures, too. So send me your pictures. I promise I won’t post them without your written permission and a signed model release. If you’re out there, Laura B., you can comment below, or you can send your photos to score@scoregroup.com.
Basically, enough of this fucking tease! And tell your selfish husband to man-up.
A few SCORELAND members have noticed the ass-smothering tight jeans that some of the girls have been wearing lately and they’ve emailed or commented about it. It looks like spray-painted jeans. Today, add the sexy ass of Lana Ivans to the jeans buster club. Lana, a big ratings hit on New Years Eve with her debut hardcore video “Total Sex,” has a video in SCORE Theater today called “Tight Jeans Tight Top.” Lana models her own 36E cup bra, talks about bra shopping (she buys them in France), boobs, fucking, cock sucking and where she wants to take herself in her modeling roadmap. Then Lana takes off the super-snug jeans and gets down to wearing only the wind so her fingers can do the talking. Lana’s a happy, always smiling girl-next-door who likes to spread the joy. There’s plenty of it in this video.
This is our latest hot and horny Sunday interview video with a SCORE model. Last week was Kelly Christiansen and the weeks before her was Kitana Flores, Beshine,Dors Feline, Elaina Gregory and Natalie Fiore. A much better way to spend Sundays than watching overpaid dudes tossing a football. I’m sure Lana approves this message.
I’ll tell you in advance what the truth about Kelly is. She is beyond spectacular. And she has that “real woman who likes to pose” thing going on. Everybody loves that kind of model. When we interviewed Kelly the first time she was at SCORE (an audio-only interview), and I saw her for the first time, I hallucinated the word BOMBSHELL flashing over her head, like a neon sign on the Las Vegas Strip. It was a sign of things to come. In today’s SCORE Theater vid, Kelly keeps falling out of her lingerie thingie, some lacey outfit cut like a monokini. It seems designed to keep slipping off. Kelly is also pretty much stark naked for a lot of this vid. She talks about modeling at SCORE, meeting Karen Fisher (both were on the SCOREtv Holiday Edition show and that ultimate fantasy threesome a few weeks ago), what she thinks when she looks at her videos and photos, what her husband thinks (she wouldn’t be here without his urging) and more. And all the time, her tits keep falling out. Keep in mind that this is all new to her. To repeat a phrase we started using years ago, there’s no “man-ass” blocking any views of Kelly’s heavenly sights in this vid. Dave stays off camera as he probes Kelly like Mr. Spock doing his Vulcan mind meld thing. We are also treated to the exciting sight of Kelly rubbing one out and doing other titillating things. If you enjoyed last weekend’s hot Kitana Flores body show, tune in for Kelly today inside SCORELAND.
Resistance is futile when Kaytee Carter is a beacon of beautiful bustiness on the racks of your local newsstand or magazine store. March ’11 SCORE is Kaytee’s second cover issue. Her first cover was her debut, May ’10. Featured this edition is Nadia Night, Mianna Thomas, Jenna Valentine, Morgan Leigh (centerfold), newcomer Gigi St. Claire, Chica XXX, Kelly Christiansen XXX and, of course, Kaytee in a supersexy seven page pictorial. A lineup of girls that really pack a wallop. Busty Cock Worshippers 2 is the DVD Pick of the Month and Scorecard is packed with reader letters and pix. Dave has a new magazine contest going, “SCORE‘s 20 Greatest Naturals.” Readers can also enter to win Kelly’s autographed bra on page 22. Better than winning a flat-screen TV, in my opinion. A bonus DVD is also included in the bag with the mag in most, but all, areas. Because we’re very generous people and have been since adolescence. Which most of us are still in.
If your local mentertainment emporium doesn’t carry SCORE for some insane reason, let us know at Scorecard@scoregroup.com and we’ll get right on it. Or get a copy swiftly and painlessly from the eBoobStore without having to actually walk or drive anywhere. And there’s a third option. Get the digital version at the Virtual Newsstand. It’s an exact copy of the newsstand magazine. Except you can’t hold it in your hands. Or you can subscribe now and get 18 issues for the price of 12. Call 1-800-421-0760 in the US and Canada. (Elsewhere: 001-305-662-5959)
You see, we’re not letting anyone off the hook here. You’ll thank us later.
