Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen: Blonde Nitro.
Sara Jay and Daylene Rio were a power team.
Cassandra Calogera and Christy Marks went all out.
Three’s not a crowd. Three’s company. A threesome doesn’t happen often and mostly with European SCORE Girls. Still, American SCORE Girls join in this male fantasy sometimes.
Sara Jay and Daylene were just here for one. Rachel Love took on two dudes in Mamazon. Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen wiped out one guy. Tera Cox almost destroyed a guy with Gianna.
Miosotis and Arianna Sinn shared one shaft. Summer Sinn and Claudia Kealoha matched up well. Kayla Kleevage and Minka beat up “Blue Balls.” Brittany O’Neil left her two sex-mates punchy. Of course, there’s Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s famous three-way with Czechmate Veronika.
Then there’s Christy Marks and Carmen Hayes, the most flexible team of them all. Then Christy and Cassandra Calogera. Then Christy and Holly Halston.
Pounding The Pledges has an awesome threeway.
“Blue Balls” had his hands full with Minka and Kayla.
Claudia Kealoha and Summer Sinn almost broke the bed.
Now it’s Camille Morgan’s turn, hooking up twice in “Camille Morgan’s Double Header” at SCORELAND.
Chesty Camille Morgan busts two nuts doublehandedly.
A couple of years, I asked Camille if she was interested in trying a boy-girl scene for SCORE. At that time, Camille had modeled alone with toys. Her answer to my question was, “Well, it depends on what the shoot consists of. If there is penetration by his penis, the answer is no. But if it is us simulating different things, sure.” So that was that. No penis. But you can’t blame an editor for trying. That’s the name of the game. No pain, no gain.
I don’t know who coined the phrase, “It’s a women’s prerogative to change her mind,” but I’m glad it’s a universal truth.
Because Camille just did change her mind recently, and now she’s doubled up on that decision, playing hide the sausage with two guys in a hot and wild scene. I never would have predicted it.
I love that about girls. They always give a man hope and reasonable expectations. They’re full of surprises, and nothing is ever written in permanent ink. For which I am grateful!
By the way, if you haven’t taken the SCORELAND tour hosted by Maggie Green, give it a ride. Tour guides don’t come any bustier.
Kickin’ her heels up is newcomer Jasmine Shiraz in pictures and video. Jasmine gives us a boob-bouncing show, talks to SCORE’s Studio manager T (find out what Jasmine likes to wear on the golf course), does an up-close-and-personal bra show and then gets even closer-and-more-personal in a hands-on cam-show. The bodacious New Jersey girl-next-door blows away the cast of Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious and Housewives of New Jersey, in my opinion. Are there more like you in New Jersey, Jasmine? We must find them.
Who needs boughs of holly when Leanne Crow is decked out with boobs of jolly for the holidays?
Chica doesn’t need a coat. She has the warmth of the Dominican sun to heat up her bare bod. Girls don’t need to wear much clothing there any time of the year.
Valory, Eden and Sophie have a bed-rockin’ pillow bash and mash. This is what happens when you put busty girls in the same bedroom for more than a few minutes. No one knows exactly what causes this.
If you haven’t watched the new SCOREtv Holiday Edition, you’ve missed Jasmine as the model-in-a-box and you’ve missed Kelly Christiansen, Melissa Manning, Maserati, Minka, Desiree, Nancy Navarro, Micky Bells, Venera, Karen Fisher, Samantha 38G and Destiny Rose. It’s not a true holiday season without them.
Over at XLGirls.com, sexy Nikki Cars is finally back, and she still has that magic touch, proven by the fresh pictorial and video, “Driving Nikki Cars.” It took a while to find Nikki, but she was well worth it.
It's not a stretch to think that Venera will win 2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.
Valory Irene would love to win 2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year, and she might.
Voting booths are still open for the 2011 SCORE and Voluptuous Awards at SCORELAND. Since I’m the editor of SCORE, I’m always interested in how the voting by SCORELAND members compares to the voting by SCORE readers, and this year, the results (so far) have been very interesting.
For Newcomer of the Year, mag readers have had Valory Irene in the lead by a slight margin over Venera, Beshine and Leanne Crow. But in the SCORELAND voting, members have Venera with a slight lead over Leanne, Valory and Terri Jane with Beshine in fifth. Regarding Beshine, I think this probably goes to show that mag readers tend to be people who have been with us since the 1990s and experienced the super-sized era while SCORELAND members tend to be a little bit newer and favor naturals. In the combined voting, Valory and Venera have been exchanging the lead since the start, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Leanne picked up enough votes to grab the coveted crown.
For Model of the Year, SCORE readers currently have Kelly Christiansen (so much for my augmented theory) and Karla James trading the lead almost every day with Miosotis in third and Eva Notty and Karina Hart going at it for fourth. SCORELAND members have it Miosotis one, Karina two, Kelly three and Eva Notty four. I’m not surprised by this. Karla has been gaining popularity since Day One, Kelly had a great 2011 of XXX scenes (and she’s beautiful, and she’s stacked, and she has a great personality) while Miosotis…well, last year’s Newcomer of the Year defies description.
Anyway, you still have time to influence the voting and help out your favorite girl. The booths close December 30. Vote now!
Melissa Manning (left) and Kelly Christiansen are very excited about the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition. The show debuts tomorrow on SCORELAND.
A lot of entertaining things have been happening around here recently.
Santa Lucas gave Kelly Christiansen a spanking.
Minka stretched a collection of Christmas sweaters with her KK-cup boobs. Those sweaters are totally ruined.
Maserati and Beverly Paige went caroling.
Melissa Manning licked and sucked a candy cane or two. Or three.
And Frosty had a night out he’ll never forget…unless he has a meltdown.
And me? Well, despite X.D. and J.D. telling me to keep my dirty mitts (actually, my voice) away from the models, I’ve been interviewing one girl after another for the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, which goes live tomorrow at SCORELAND. The girls: Kelly, Maserati, Minka, Destiny Rose, Melissa Manning, Desiree and Samantha 38G. Plus special guest appearances by Venera, Micky Bells, Beverly Paige, Jasmine Shiraz, Karen Fisher and Nancy Navarro.
I’m really in the holiday spirit this year. Check out the show and you’ll see why.
Here’s the TV show that Jimmy Kimmel would like to have on ABC but can’t.
I’ve blogged about SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored before. It’s one of my favorite SCORE DVDs of the last five years, a XXX spin-off of the fast and sexy SCOREtv series. It’s horny and it’s funny. There’s a saying around the SCORE office for lots of years that “there’s nothing funny about a hard-on” but I like the merger of hot, busty sex and comedy. I was never a fan of dark, moody, hardcore dramas.
I loved the entire format of five SCORE Girls sitting down to chat before, after and sometimes during sex. Kelly Christiansen was beautiful and picture perfect, just a little mussed up from riding the north pole in the “green room” right before going on stage. I don’t think this happens on the Jay Leno NBC set. Maybe at the Letterman show, from what I’ve read about him.
My favorite scene is when Dave and Angelina Castro, on the SCOREtv set, watch Angelina being boned in the culo and talk about it. How often is that done? We did that once before with Karen Fisher in 2006 and not enough in my opinion. There’s something extra-hot and horny about a model’s reactions and her spontaneous comments when she watches her own XXX video. Why is that? Because you rarely see it.
Exotic stripper Stephanie Stalls did her first anal and showed how flexible she is. (A SCORE regular the past two years, Stephanie’s dancing right now at Frank Day’s in South Dakota through December.) Kali West and Nadia Night made me proud to be a tit-man.
If you don’t have SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored on your big-boob movie shelf, you should.
By the way, it’s that time again. The most wonderful time of the year. The brand-new SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011 is on the way to SCORELAND this week. Keep abreast by checking into the Blog for news and scenes from this all-new boobapalooza. The countdown begins now.
36 SCORELAND Girls in 18 sizzling solo and 18 red-hot XXX chapters.
704 minutes total running time.
It will take you half a day to watch this mammathon straight through.
But wait. There’s more. There’s SCORE.
Fresh from the printers comes the February ’12 SCORE with holiday cover honey Venera. Now at your favorite newsstand in a special edition with a DVD or get the magazine itself fast and easy from us at eBoobStore.
Some holiday cheer?
Every time I see a picture or a video of Venera, I’m in awe of her fantastic body, and this layout is no exception. This edition also stars Angela White and Maggie Green in girl-girl smushin’, Micky Bells, Beshine, Africa, Claudia Kealoha, Brittany O’Neil and hot butt-ed sex with Miami princess Angelina Castro. We even included a DVD with complete XXX scenes from the movie Big Tit Tune-up in the newsstand edition, in most areas.
Plus, we go behind the scenes for On Location Puerto Vallarta, kick off Dolly Delight’s bra giveaway contest and announce the winner of Shione Cooper’s bra from our August ’11 issue, Mr. W.F. from Maryland, who wrote: “I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and for featuring beautiful women every month.”
I need my boob fix every morning like the juggy junkie I am, so the first thing I do is check the upcoming website postings. SCORELAND is chest incredible.
As the flood of nipples hit my peepers this AM like an adrenaline rush at the end of a 5K run, I realized that boobs rule the world. I see boobs everywhere. They’re always watching me.
The headlights of cars.
The two eggs in my frying pan.
The last two melons in the fruit section of the supermarket.
The two side-by-side nuclear reactors at the Turkey Point power plant.
Those last two cupcakes in the SCORE kitchen.
Big boobs rule the universe.
That brings me to several girls at SCORELAND, SCOREVideos and XLGirls this week that make me smile and lose my heavy load.
Tits-and-ass winner Angel Gee and her naughty-girl red telephone.
Young-and-stacked Beverly Paige with her wide, sleepy eyes and even wider, dreamy areolae.
Maserati: built better than anything an Italian designer could dream up.
Nikki Armand: a newcomer debuting with a bang at XLGirls.com.
Good girl Kelly Christiansen being a bad girl at SCOREVideos.
Yes, big boobs rule the universe.
And that’s good because boobs make me smile.
Well, it’s another erection year. VOTE for your favorite SCORE and Voluptuous models if you haven’t mailed in your magazine ballots. Who will win Newcomer? Who will Model of the Year? Good luck to all the contestants! The voting platform is now LIVE for members on the member home page of SCORELAND. It’s at the top left corner of your screen. You have some very difficult decisions to make so we don’t envy you.
You don’t need to be an American to appreciate this weekend’s menu. It’s always a holiday of hooters here. A parade of pulchritude. And here’s why.
Kelly Christiansen is back at our citadel of cleavage. Reason enough to celebrate. Is there anyone who spreads the sunshine like Kelly? She’s the go-to girl for many Scorelanders. I remember thinking the first day we met Kelly, ” This is a superwoman.” The blonde goddess, a reader’s wife, has become a huge favorite and a regular since her debut in the Holiday ’10 SCORE. What Kelly wants, Kelly gets. And she gets it all in the fresh scene “Angel of SCORELAND.” A camera lens melted from the intense heat Kelly generated. I warned them not to get too close. Look for Kelly in the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, coming soon!
Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."
December ’11 SCORE covergirl Venera is back to give us more stackitude. She’s really knocked another one out of the park. I’ve never seen anyone anywhere built with a better bod for bikinis than this living Venus. Bikinis and Venera are like apple pie and ice cream. They just go together. “I love bikinis,” Venera told us. “Really small and with push-ups. I have a very little back and a big cup size so I am not easy to fit. I enjoyed wearing some of them for my SCORE videos. ” No dream girl ever created in the feverish imagination of the most-talented artist comes close to the reality of Venera.
Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."
For me, one of the great events of 2009 was the arrival of a spectacular redhead named Destiny Rose. She idealizes the hot, big-boobed girl-next-door. (Maria called the Ohioan a “corn-fed cutie” her first day at SCORE.) No one knew where Destiny would take things, how much she would share, how far she would go. In 2010, Destiny and Kaytee Carter made a sizzling hot pair in the reality parody More To Fuck. One of the great events of 2011 was Destiny deciding to go all in after thinking it over long and hard. And long and hard is what Destiny deserves in “But Professor…I’m A Stripper!” her third boy-girl, now playing at SCOREVideos.com. It’s a must-see. And she gets a creampie, too, in keeping with the holiday.
Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"
Thanksgiving is all about huge, juicy breasts, sweet taters and pie, so I’ll close this blog with a comment that ultra-sexy Daylene Rio made during last year’s SCOREtv Holiday Edition. Leave it to frictionalizing lap dancers from Los Angeles to say it best.
Newcomer Melissa Manning (left) meets SCORE superstar Kelly Christiansen. Melissa can learn a lot from Kelly, if you get my drift.
About a week and a half ago, I mentioned in a Blog about newcomer Melissa Manning that Melissa wasn’t the only big-boobed girl in The SCORE Studio while she was here. There was another girl, initials K.C. Well, now I can reveal that K.C. is none other than Kelly Christiansen, who was here to shoot a whole bunch of hardcore photos and videos. And now I can also reveal that Kelly’s new hardcore scene goes up next weekend at SCORELAND. So there’s lots to be thankful for. As usual, Kelly looks spectacular.
Kelly is one of the frontrunners for 2011 SCORE Model of the Year, something she was surprised to hear. Did I just say surprised? Do these girls ever look in the mirror? For a big-boobed model, Kelly is one of the most self-effacing people I’ve ever met.
No more than a week after Kelly’s departure, another bombshell blonde made us a return visit. Initials K.F. K.F. was sorry to hear that she’d missed K.C.
By the way, K.F. and K.C. will both appear in the brand-new SCOREtv Holiday Edition, which airs in December. This year’s show is going to be even better than last year’s premiere edition and will feature, among others, Venera, Micky Bells, Desiree, Maserati, Samantha 38G and Minka. More details soon.
Today I was having a conversation with a friend of mine about tits, because let’s face it, when am I NOT talking about tits? We were talking about our breasts. (Because girls talk about their tits allllllll the time, I promise you.) You see, she and I wear the same size bra and she was asking me if I had a strapless bra that she might borrow to wear under a dress she was going to wear to a wedding.
Now, while I had no problem sharing my underthings with my lady friend, I told her, “I have a few, but I don’t think that they will fit you the same because our boobs are shaped differently.”
To which she replied, “Hello! We are the same size.”
And I said, “It doesn’t matter, they won’t fit you.” And guess what? They didn’t.
Now, why is that? Well, it has to do with a lot of science, I assume. Weight and mass multiplied by Pi or something like that, but I like to think that the simpler way of putting it is that every pair of tits are like snowflakes…no pair is the same. Yes, just like they taught you in grade school that each snowflake had its own pattern and shape, I am telling you that each pair of tits is unique and special and unlike any other pair anywhere.
But because I am somewhat of a boob scientist, naturally I had to go to SCORELAND and find evidence to prove my theory was correct. And hey, let’s face it, if part of my job as a responsible somewhat-not-really scientific professional is to stare at tits all day until I come up with facts, I AM GOING TO DO MY JOB! 🙂 So, I checked out models with the same sized racks.
I started with F-cuppers Eva Notty and Lorna Morgan. Both of these hotties wear a 34F, but that’s about it. When it comes down to it, their breasts are completely different.
Next, I checked out G-cuppers Angela White and Angelina Castro. Sure they are both brunettes. Sure, they both wear a 36G bra. But if you take a good look at their knockers, they are nothing alike.
Then I checked out Kelly Christiansen and Christy Marks, both touting a 36H rack. Again, great tits but that’s the only thing that these pairs of titties share in common.
Now, before anyone says something about this being a natural tits vs. augmented tits issue, I am going to say right up front, it is NOT. Rather, I am talking about the way breasts look and that encompasses nipples, areolae, shape, slope, width, etc.
After reviewing these tits, I came to the conclusion that my hypothesis that each pair of tits, regardless of size, is different and unique in their own way, was proven true. And isn’t that just a delightful finding? Not only because it means that you should treat every set of hooters you see with reverence and love, but also because it serves as a reminder that there will always be uncharted titscapes out there that we have yet to discover. Yes, there will always be new and exciting boobs to seek out and expose to the world!
And isn’t that kind of variety the spice of life?
I think so! And you can trust me, because I am a scientist. (No I’m not, but I look good in a lab coat, I promise.) lol
