No, not the kind of meaningless holiday floats you see in the Pasadena Rose Bowl Parade or the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade but the kind of floats that really mean something. Floats that really float the boats of breast lovers, both guys and girls. Now showing on SCORELAND, Valory and Chica demonstrate some key principles of water displacement. Let’s roll the videotape before that sinking feeling sets in. Diakuju, Valory, and gracias, Chica.
Now’s the time to give a big birthday shout to Toppsy Curvey (Dec. 9), Kerry Marie (Dec. 9), TracI ToppS (Dec. 10), Sheila Grant (Dec. 11), Casey Cleevage (Dec. 12), Angelina Vallem (Dec 12), Kitty Lynxxx (Dec. 12), Becky Sunshine (Dec. 12), Kellei G. (Dec. 12), Bella Blaze (Dec 13) and Carrie Ashton (Dec. 14). Many happy returns, ladies. That’s usually the counter next to customer service.
You know, maybe I’m a bit sensitive about this subject because I’ve been the editor of SCORE for all but 17 issues since September 2001, but whenever I hear the 1990s described as the Golden Age of big tits–you know, ultra slim ‘n’ stacked girls like SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers and Busty Dusty–I get a bit defensive. There’s no denying that the 1990s really was a golden age of super-enhanced girls with impossibly huge tits sitting on top of impossibly tiny waists. Sure, we’ve had some great girls built in that mold since 2001 (Crystal Gunns, Morgan Leigh, Daphne Rosen, Annina, etc.), but for that kind of girl–the kind that regularly appeared on Jenny Jones and Springer–the 2000s can’t hold a candle to the 1990s.
But you know what? When it comes to naturally stacked girls, the 1990s can’t hold a candle to the 2000s. Not even close. Sure, the ’90s gave us Linsey, Chloe, Lorna, Autumn, Kerry Marie, Diane Poppos, Sammie and a lot of other great girls. But since then, these naturals have come our way: Sharday, Karina Hart, Christy Marks, Merilyn Sakova, Natalie Fiore, Janet Jade, Miosotis, Bea Flora, Nadine Jansen, Nicole Peters, Ashley Sage Ellison, Angela White, Ines Cudna, Brandy Talore, Annie Swanson and so on and so on and so on and so on. And since the start of the new decade, we’ve added Karla James, Arianna Sinn, Taylor Steele and Valory Irene to the mix. I haven’t even mentioned the V-Mag girls.
And I’m going to take this one step further and say that the mix of girls in the magazine and at SCORELAND is better now than it was in the ’90s. People like to say, “The good old days” and “I remember when,” but our minds tend to play tricks on us. We sometimes think that what we had is better than what we have. I’m sometimes surprised to look back and see that some of my favorite porn girls from the ’70s and ’80s, like Sue Nero, Lisa De Leeuw and Kay Parker, weren’t nearly as busty as I remember them being. Compare any current issue of SCORE to any issue from the ’90s–other than a Boob Cruise issue–and you’ll probably come away saying, “These are the best of times.”
That September ’01 SCORE was my first issue as editor, and it just happened to be the “20 Greatest Naturals” celebration. Well, for September 2011, we’re busy planning another “20 Greatest Naturals” issue, and I’m willing to bet that 15 of the 20 will be from 2001 on. Over the next several months, I’ll give you more details about that issue and how we’re going to arrive at the Top 20. There’ll be voting, etc. And if the past 10 years are any indication, over the next several months, a few more candidates for that list will come along.
As usual, when it comes to big tits, there’s a lot to look forward to.
About a week ago, I asked, “What’s your go-to photo?” Several Blog readers responded, so I thought I’d show some of them. By the way, the forum is still open. And one more thing: I’m looking for a particular photo, a single shot (or cover) that stands out in your mind…the one you go to when you want to rub one out really quickly (or the one you just like to go to). Whatever your reason, it’s your No. 1 shot…for now, at least.
K.H. goes to pic no. 51 of Raquel Grant from the Sept. ’10 V-Mag.
For Anthony, it's Nicole Peters' debut cover shot from the April 2003 V-Mag.
Mr. Brum goes to Jezhabelle’s debut set in the December 2002 V-Mag.
Tom: "My most recent favorite is pic #115 from the Amber Lee set over on XLGirls.com."
Viggo: "Every cover Kerry Marie has been on." This is the Dec. 2001 cover of SCORE.
Linsey riding it reverse-cowgirl in the Jan. ’02 SCORE always gets Rick Hunter off. I'm sure he's not alone.
By now, you should be familiar with our friend who lives halfway across the world, H.D. from Germany and his amazing illustration and drawing talents. (If you are NOT familiar with his art, click HERE and HERE and be WOW’ed by his work!) H.D. has a great ability to capture some of our favorite models in incredible poses. He also has a penchant for drawing women in knee-high boots. (Hey! He likes boots! I don’t think there is anything wrong with boots!) He has even done some drawings of me, and I cannot complain. I look HOT in hooker boots! H.D. is very talented and is constantly sending me new illustrations. I don’t know about anyone else, but when I see these drawings of some of our models, I am just as hot for them as I would be for actual pictures. I think work this good should be celebrated, so without further ado, check out these eight drawings of some of the all-time, big-titted greats! xoxo Maria
I want to talk about something that I spoke about with a couple of guy friends recently. We spoke about chicks (Like we always do.) and how there are two categories of women in the world. We call them the Maryannes and the Gingers. You know…the kind of girls you take home to mom versus the ones you take home to fuck. Sometimes I refer to them as Keepers and Sleepers, sometimes.
Regardless of what you call them, the basic principles are the same. There are some girls that are sweet as honey and essentially, “Nice” girls. And some are horny as hell and “Bad” girls.
Now don’t get me wrong…they’re both awesome. The nice girl will make you baked goods and worry about you when you are sick and all that nice-girl jazz. But the bad girl won’t do any of that. The only thing she will ever take care of is your cock and balls. But hey, that’s its own kind of excellence.
You see, I love both types of women, equally. The Maryannes of the world hold their own charms for me. I like a sweet girl. If you were to ask me to give you an example of a nice girl in SCORELAND, I would point out girls like Lorna Morgan, Kerry Marie and Anna Song. These girls never did XXX and yet, they are smokin’ hot. The kind of girl you would take on a few dates.
Then there are the Gingers of the world. The bad girls who only know how to be good…at fucking. This girls do it all. They will fuck you on the first date. Hell, they will fuck you before you get into the restaurant on the first date. I think of ladies like Gianna Rossi and Dominno when I think of these kinds of hellcats. The kind of girl who will ask you to spit on her pussy and finger it…in a public place!
Both girls hold a special place in my heart because sometimes you want to spoon and sometimes you want to fork. I like my nice girls and my bad girls with as much horny fervor as I can muster. But my guy friends say I can only choose one side. But how can I choose? I mean, how could anyone? But According to my friends, guys have an ultimate preference. Like the Highlander, when it comes to good girls and bad girls, there can only be one.
Notice the proximity of Kerry Marie's oil-up boobs to a large body of water. This could be very dangerous.
The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is giving oil a bad name. Not to make light of the disaster–and it is a disaster in every way–but at times like these, we must remain levelheaded and remember that OIL IS NOT TO BLAME! In fact, oil has many positive uses, as frequent jackers and SCORELAND members (aren’t they the same thing?) know very well.
We could have an international emergency unless somebody identifies the body of boobs that this oil spill has occurred on.
Rachel Love knows that in some situations, you can't have enough oil.
Oh, no! It's an oil spill on Dawn Stone's chest!
Oil can be used to smoothen the ride when you're tit-fucking Carmen Hayes.
Christy Marks could lift Cassie Sweets like a doll.
Cassie is 90 pounds; Christy 134 pounds.
The tall and the short. The busties and the teenie-toppers. The curvies and the flatties. The myriad varieties of feminine development in all its scenic splendor. The paradoxical nature of female maturation. In Riddle me this, Maria blogged about Renee Ross and Sophia Sutra.
It’s all in the genes. (In Sophia’s case, the skinny jeans.)
For more startling contrasts, check out these pix of Christy Marks and Cassie Sweets.
Unlike Renee and Sophia’s comparision pictorial in an upcoming Voluptuous issue and their motel room fling on XLGirls.com, these shots are just quickies.
No question who would win an oil wrestling match.
Cassie is barely an A-cup.
Christy and Cassie didn’t make any pictorials or videos together. Their paths just crossed one afternoon on-location, and one of the photographers grabbed a few photos before they went their separate ways.
Do you like this kind of extreme comparison?
Should we plan more of them if the opportunity comes up?
My opinion is that some Voluptuous guys would like them and all 18eighteen readers wouldn’t go for it.
In the first “Riddle me” Blog, Viggo mentioned the famous duo of Kerry Marie/Missy. I remember that one very well! So with the right girls, these comparisons do stick in the memory banks.
It may be spring break around the USA with college students having wild sex and downing hot sauce and vodka shots, but there is no frivolous break at SCORE headquarters, where dedicated men and women work tirelessly to bring the world the best and hottest in big boobs. This is our goal, to which we attach the highest importance. You won’t find SCORE editors diving out of a motel window into a swimming pool below. It’s our mission to let the world know that posing naked can do wonders for a girl’s self-confidence and self-esteem. Today and tomorrow at SCORELAND, enjoy the scenic splendor of girl-next-door newcomer Carrie Ashton in not one but two photo sets and a video, plus a full-length interview.
This is Carrie’s first time and she really impressed everyone here. “An ex-boyfriend of mine buys a lot of your videos and at the end of one there was this commercial [BeAScoreModel.com] to be a SCORE model, and he saw it and convinced me to come and model for you guys. I thought, hey, I can do that, and here I am,” Carrie said. And we’re glad she did. Yet another SCORE Guy who could have selfishly hid Carrie for himself has thought first of his fellow boob brothers. We give thanks to Carrie and her ex.
Carrie Ashton.
On Sunday, the big-titted super-MILF from the movie My Wife, Your Meat and the woman who taught Christy Marks the ins-n-outs of anal sex gets it on in another pulse-pounding encounter worshiping the pole. We’re talking the one and only Holly Halston, Florida’s finest soccer mom, a stacked lady who makes the desperate housewives look anorexic. Just turn her loose and step back a safe distance because no one gets dirtier and sluttier than Holly. This vid starts off at the beach and moves indoors for the butt-spreading action. Because sand is not fun.
Part of the SCORELAND Loyalty program (members get a free site for every month of membership after the first month), BustyKerryMarie.com has just been redesigned (and so has LinseysWorld.com). All of Kerry’s videos now stream, so there’s no more waiting for a video to download, and there have been other technical improvements such as mobile-ready videos and hands-free slide shows. Kerry’s still one of the best I’ve ever seen on video. She’s especially great at sexy talk, which to me is very important in solo videos. I’ve been a fan of hers since she first started in 1998. Few models have captured the essence of voluptuosity like Kerry. To this day, there’s still confusion about her background, mostly on the Internet. “I get accused of being anything from Spanish to Indian to everything, so some people don’t believe that I am English,” she told us back in 2001. “But I am English, just a little bit Greek.” Happy Easter, Kerry.
