Tag Archive: Krystal Swift

Krystal Swift: Bouncing Czech keeps bouncing and bouncing and bouncing

August 21, 2020 by Elliot James

Krystal’s kept that girl-next-door look since she began.

Krystal Swift began modeling in 2012, did hardcore right away and was one of those naturals who appeared in both SCORE and Voluptuous. She would drop out of sight for a few years and then re-appear, eager for more. And every time she’d return, her tits, belly and ass were bigger.  We call this a natural anatomical progression, more to love. I could name a bunch of Voluptuous Girls who followed this pattern. This week, Krystal brings her thickalicious, sexy self to XLGirls.com, and porn stud Max has the honors.

Krystal does something that thousands of tit-men have emailed about for a very long time: She licks her nipples as Max is plugging away.

“I like a lot of kissing and a guy who spends a lot of time playing with my breasts and sucking them,” Krystal said. “Too many guys don’t spend enough time on my breasts because they’re in a hurry.”

Eight years is a long time for a model. Some girls only pose for a few months or even a few days, so Krystal’s longevity impresses me. I hope to see more of her when this crisis is over. One of my favorite videos of her is not hardcore or even explicitly sexual. It’s a 2015 behind-the-scenes of her ironing and talking.

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Unusual requests at SCORELAND

April 2, 2019 by Elliot James

We’ve gotten some unusual requests over the past 27 years at The SCORE Group. They range from requests for the extreme to the mild yet offbeat. We welcome them all.

A domestic fantasy for some.

“Hi, there. Can you do more ironing videos? I love seeing girls ironing.”

This was from someone who calls himself “NeoAngel.” He didn’t mention folding and starch or no starch. The photographers actually did a few of these as bonus videos with Maya Milano at SCORELAND and Krystal Swift and Monica Love at XLGirls. They weren’t done in an erotic or sexual way. The girls were ironing their clothes while they answered some questions. Krystal did the second half of the video topless. No one commented on the ironing itself. NeoAngel saw them and wanted to see more of the girls ironing. Me, I’d rather see a model in a tank top driving a car. There’s some footage of Nila Mason driving in a recent XLGirls video that I really enjoyed.

“The guys really detract from the fantasy! I mean, c’mon, it’s really difficult to get into your hardcore. There’s nothing quite like the sight of some monster cock to ruin the mood. In fact, it’s flat-out disgusting! And if your rationale with cocks is putting a little something in there for the ladies, I dare say the majority of your readership is comprised of red-blooded, heterosexual males, so you ought to do a better job catering to us! If you spent more time focusing on what made you popular, instead of pandering to the bisexual guys out there who likely appreciate your homoerotic photo spreads.”

The comment above was from “Dew,” who really doesn’t like to see the girls with guys and let us know it with a sledgehammer. The hardcore versus no-core has been a subject for years. It’s definitely not added for the ladies. There are relatively few female members of SCORELAND. We did get a very nice letter from a female fan who commented in the Africa Sexxx blog posting. Anyway, getting rid of hardcore is not an option.

“Please show more pictures of chicks getting fucked on top of cars.”

This request from D.W. is a difficult one. We’ve done a few scenes in a car or van and I think they were all done in a garage, not outdoors. The movie Big Tit Tune-up had a couple of scenes of girls fucking on cars with the hood open.

“How about life-size posters of the members of the Big-Boob Hall of Fame? They would sell like hot cakes!”

Jerry submitted this request. I don’t know how the market for hot cakes is doing, but I kinda liked this idea. I once had a life-size door poster of the character Vampirella that sells for some crazy amount of cash these days. SCORE and V-mag used to occasionally include posters as freebies. They weren’t life-size posters, but they were cool. These days, digital videos are the magazines’ premiums.

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Krystal Swift’s water wings

January 9, 2018 by Elliot James

There’s a joke that retirement for many models is a three-week vacation. Krystal Swift took a break (we thought she had quit), returned and dropped out of sight again, and now she’s back for another spin. For how long we can’t say.

“I don’t need to draw attention because everybody knows that my boobs are huge,” Krystal told us. “I get a lot of attention every day.”

It may sound sick and perverted, but one of my favorite Krystal videos is the one she did a few years ago in which the Czech blonde is ironing a dress.

Krystal started in nude modeling after a photographer saw her. Later on…”When I saw a porn video for the first time, I wanted to try it myself. I liked it and people say I’m good at it.”

Krystal Swift has pliable water wings.

 

Czech bouncer Krystal Swift is bad to the bone

December 9, 2017 by Elliot James

Krystal Swift didn’t need to demand that the lawn guy pull his shorts down when his mower broke. She did it for him when she invited him into the bedroom.

Krystal is looking as voluptuous and sexy as ever. The last time she talked about her tits, she said she was wearing a DDD bra.

“First, guys look at my second eyes,” Krystal said with a laugh, pointing at her boobs. “Then they look at my first eyes.” When I first heard her say that, I thought she said “ass.” As in ass cleavage.

“I don’t need to draw attention to my boobs because everybody knows that my boobs are huge.”

Krystal’s English is very good and she has a sexy voice, although she rarely says more than a few sentences in her videos once she gets busy on her buddies’ boners.

We don’t see nearly enough of Krystal, in my opinion. She’s got the girl-next-door personality and looks. Nothing about her is pornish.

I can imagine visiting Prague, switching on the TV and seeing her in a shampoo commercial.

“My favorites dates are in bed getting good, long sex with a nice guy. I swallow and I don’t care for anal.”

Krystal’s first quote sounds like she’d be great girlfriend material. The second quote sounds like a wife.

Krystal is Swift when she wants a dicking down.

 

 

A hard topic about breasts and hardcore scenes

October 6, 2015 by Elliot James

The SCORELAND Blog is a good platform for the topic I’m going to throw out here.

For years, there’s been a debate, on various forums among hardcore porn super-consumers, the guys who watch tons of the stuff like other people watch sports, about the differences on-screen between European porn girls and their American and British counterparts. Who’s hotter? Who’s natural and who’s mechanical in their scenes? Who’s more attractive, better at hardcore and better built? Who’s more high-energy or, on the flip side, approaching coma levels? This debate never seems to end and probably never will.

But this Blog won’t be about that.

In the SCORE universe, the girls with enhanced breasts seem more interested in doing hardcore porn than the natural-breasted girls. Or they may seem more interested because they often do hardcore from the start instead of waiting and returning to try it.

Sheridan Love, Tigerr Benson, Amy Anderssen, Alyssa Lynn, Sandra Star, Claudia Marie, Brook Ultra, Holly Brooks, Claudia KeAloha, Nadia Villanova, Bridgette B., Sharon Pink, Mischel Lee, Cathy Heaven, Patty Michova, Jenna Jayden, Lolly Ink, Barbie Kelley, Red Vixen, Marta La Croft, Harmony Reigns, Angelina Castro, Annelise Croft, Jordan Pryce, Mia Khalifa/Callista, Savannah Stevens and Demmi Valentine do hardcore.

Naturals that do hardcore are as great at sex on-camera as the enhanced girls, but the natural numbers are still behind.

Naturals who do hardcore: Liza Biggs, Maserati, Cat Bangles, Sirale, Elle Flynn, Anastasia Lux, Roxi Red, Katarina Dubrova, Cameron Skye, Maggie Green, Alana Lace, Krystal Swift, Harlow Nyx, Chloe Rose, Veronika, Marie Leone, Barbara Angel, Emilia Boshe and Cassie Cute.

So why this difference between naturals and augmented girls in the hardcore world? And does a breast connection even exist? It may not. Some girls get boob jobs because they want to become porn stars or models. During the early years of SCORE, girls got boob jobs and became dancers then moved into hardcore.

So the question is, why are there more augmented girls in hardcore than the naturals?

Thoughts?

Mia Khalifa (formerly Mia Callista)

Alana Lace

Busty Harmony Reigns is lost in the big city. What would you do?

August 15, 2015 by Elliot James

You see a brunette in a low-cut pink top and tight skirt teetering around in high heels. She looks nervous and lost and holds a map in her hand. What would you do?

If you’re Steve, you offer her your coat and offer to fix a nice cuppa tea at your place. As we all know, tea is an aphrodisiac to an English girl.

Like Czech babe Krystal Swift, Harmony Reigns is not big on foreplay and neck kissing. She’d rather cut to the chase and give head, have her pussy eaten and ride the skin bus to cumsville. Harmony is from London, but the way she deep throats a guy, I thought she was from the town of Cockermouth in Cumbria.

“If you classify porn as a sport, then I’m a sports fanatic,” Harmony says. “I just want to get straight to it.” And that’s what she and Steve do in Harmony’s second ultra-horny XXX scene at SCORELAND.

Cheers, Harmony.

 

Krystal Swift’s big oily boob date at SCORELAND

August 13, 2015 by Elliot James

“I don’t like to waste time with foreplay,” says smiley-faced Czech chick Krystal Swift. So the only foreplay here, if you can call it that, is Krystal getting her big tits oiled when she hops into bed with this X-Man for her first creampie scene.

Krystal is not a girl for lovey-dovey make-out sessions and cuddles as a pre-sex warm-up. Maybe she likes that stuff during long walks in the park on Sunday, but in the sack, she wants the beef bologna delivered swiftly.

Returning to the big-boob world after a two year absence, Krystal is more voluptuously robust than she was in 2013, and her hair is darker.

When I found out over a  year ago that Krystal was off-the-boob-grid, I wasn’t happy. I also thought that was it for her. She’s gone off and gotten married or met an anti-modeling guy. I’m glad my predictions were wrong.

She said in a video interview that she now wears a number 7G bra. That’s a 44DDD, according to a Czech-to-USA bra size converter. More to squeeze.

Starts today at SCORELAND.

The price of oil is low despite the large amounts Krystal's tits require.

 

Return of the Rack: Krystal Swift is back. Now at SCORELAND

July 9, 2015 by Elliot James

Krystal in 2013.

Krystal Swift was off the grid for a couple of years after shooting a SCORELAND threesome called “Two Men For Miss Swift.”

I wondered if Krystal had done a vanishing act from hot modeling. It happens all the time.

Then the call came in a few weeks ago. Krystal was back and ready to shoot.

The ever-smiling blonde won at big-boob roulette. Now two years later, Krystal is looking a little more filled-out, more voluptuous and curvaceous.

“I wear a 7G bra now,” Krystal said pointing at her twin danglers. “They’re really big, but I love them.”

A 7G bra in the Czech Republic is a 44DDD in the United States and a 44F in the United Kingdom.

Today belongs to the swift. Krystal Swift.

Krystal now.