Dave blogged about Gabrielle Love’s waitress show yesterday. No one as yet has volunteered the reason we tip better when the server carries large cups.
Discovered in Romania back in 2004 when we first visited that great nation, Joana Bliss is back at SCORELAND in a brand-new photo set and video, and she’s looking better than ever. Joana hasn’t been seen in SCORE since the March 2007 issue and in the December 2006 Voluptuous. Many glorious babes have come from Romania in recent years (Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Jasmine Black, and most recently Roxanne Miller and Estelle Taylor, to name a few ). I know there are still more new discoveries to find in Romania. The Force is strong there. I can feel it.
Post-pregnant Shyla Shy lactates.
If you are lactose intolerant, please be aware that there’s going to be a lot of milking going on at SCORELAND. Your monitor may need a windshield wiper. We photographed Shyla Shy when she was seven months knocked-up, doing what led to her getting knocked-up in the first place. We photographed Shyla at over eight-months pregnant and sporting a massive belly bump. We’re happy to report that Shyla has delivered her bundle of joy safe and sound and is back for more sport-sex again like the voluptuous MILF she is. Shyla was also happy to share some knocker-nectar with her boff-buddy Carlos.
Milk. It's what's for breastfest.
And rounding and mounding out the weekend is the amazing colossal woman Roxi Red, the big hit of SCORELAND. Roxi Red is already in the user-created Top 20 models page along with such superstars as Renee Ross, Christy Marks and Kelly Christiansen. There was even a comment from SCORE reader’s wife Barbie Kelly’s husband: “This is Mr. Kelley, husband of SCOREmodel Barbie Kelley. We were in Miami doing Barbie’s photo shoot and just caught a glimpse of this beautiful lady as the elevator closed. Holy cow, this is one sexy lady…never have I hated so bad to see an elevator door close.” One of the bustiest naturals, Roxi’s boobs might even generate their own gravitational fields. Our photographer of “Size Matters” felt his camera being pulled from his hands when Miss Red popped and dropped her top.
Roxi Red reveals.
Speaking of big, bigger, and bigness, bra-wrecker Maserati is back, front and center again, and her first stop is SCOREVideos.com in the new video “Breastfest In Bed.” Maserati is a walking busty wet dream when she appears in the bedroom to awaken a male pipe-fitter. In her hands, a tray loaded with bananas, whipped cream, strawberries. It’s a breakfast and a breastfest of champions. If Maserati looks bustier than ever, it’s because she is and we have an upcoming Blog video that proves it so stay tuned. Maserati doesn’t wake him up with a song (She has a nice singing voice. Check out SCOREtv Holiday Edition 2011.) but she does give him a nice hummer. Welcome back, Maserati.
Tits-a-poppin' Maserati.
And over at XLGirls.com, Delilah Black spins “That Young Black Magic” on an eager dude. Her birthday is October 31, Halloween, and she’s a Scorpio, the sexiest sign of the Zodiac. Like the Delilah of old, this Delilah drains the strength out of men but with her tits, lips and hips, not with haircuts. “I figure the Gods blessed me with this body so to hide it would be blasphemous,” admits the big-boob goddess as another horny disciple worships at the altar of her cleavage and curves. Got that right!
Jasmine Shiraz appears this weekend in a video (today) and photo set (Friday) at SCORELAND wearing a belly dancing costume decorated with coins. She’s the first SCORE model born in Iran, so you could say Jasmine was born to wear it. (Any kind of dancing has been banned in Iran since the Islamic Revolution in 1979. It’s the people’s loss. No jiggles and giggles for them.)
I am breast-struck by the way Jasmine’s 34Fs overwhelmed the sides of her top. It was a new experience for Jersey Girl Jasmine who plays golf and volleyball and usually stretches tank tops when she’s not wearing business attire.
We don’t have a lot of belly dancer action at SCORELAND, but some unforgettable babes have worn the veils. If clothes make the girl, costumes like this can be transformative. Belly dancers are the original exotic dancers.
Ariana was the first girl from Afghanistan to model for SCORE. She put guys in a trance on the Boob Cruise in 2000. I saw that firsthand.
Sophie Mae is a real dance instructor and an expert in the fine art of belly dancing. She taught Valory Irene, Lana Ivans and Arianna Sinn some basic hip swivels during the making of Big Boob Finishing School.
Dominno looked like she’d stepped out of a Beirut night club. She’s got the slinky, sexy body of a belly dancer.
And even Southern country gal Autumn-Jade got in on it.
Although we never photographed her in one of her costumes, Sofia Staks has been a trained belly dancer since she was 16 . Her instructors were all famous Egyptian belly dancers, and she designs and sews her own costumes.
When Jasmine first saw the girls on SCORELAND, she said, “I can do that. I wanna do that. I can be one of your girls. That’s what I said.”
And the Boob Brotherhood is glad Jasmine said that.
Every year since 2007, the August edition of SCORE has gone swimsuit-happy. Whether the girls are wearing extreme bikinis or dental-floss monokinis, you can bet that this delicate beachwear is strained, stressed and stretched to the ripping point when worn on the stacked body of a SCORE Girl.
This year’s shapely swimsuit sirens are:
Angela White
Brittany O’Neil
Christy Marks
Dolly Delight
Hitomi
Lana Ivans
Michelle Bond and Leanne Crow side-by-side in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
Valory Irene
Get your copy now at your favorite store or visit eBoobStore. If you’ve gone digital for computers or tablets, the August ’12 SCORE in digital magazine format contains five embedded streaming videos.
Here’s a look back at the past five years of SCORE‘s swimsuit issues!
Imagine if the photos in your favorite magazine (that would be SCORE, of course) could move. I’m not talking about those old-time flip books, the ones filled with pictures on pages that you’d flip from front to back real fast to simulate motion (“Those were great,” Elliot James just said). Elliot also just said, “They were going to make porno flip books, then video came along and ruined everything!” Elliot, are you a hundred years old or something?
Anyway, I used to read SCORE and Voluptuous and wonder what it would be like to have video imbedded in the magazine. Then, because that was impossible, we started including DVDs with the newsstand edition of the magazines (and now, we also offer a subscription that includes magazine and bonus DVD). So that was the perfect combination of photos and video.
And now…the even-more-perfect combination of photos and video: the digital edition of the July ’12 issue of SCORE with videos imbedded in the pictorials. For example, you’re digitally flipping through the pictorial of Melissa Manning when you come upon that instantly recognizable video arrow. You click it. And a video starts playing!
Yep, the digital version of the July ’12 issue of SCORE, available for only $8.99 at eBoobStore.com, includes five videos imbedded in the magazine: solos of Charley Green and Melissa, tit-to-tit of Valory Irene and Lana Ivans and XXX boy-girls with Kelly Christiansen and Stephanie Stalls.
“They’re very cool,” Elliot said. He should know. He was around when flip books were hip.
It’s now the Year of the Dragon, but the guys and gals at SCORE are not draggin’ as they leap into February.
Exotic Reina Lee debuts at SCORELAND today with a hardscore scene. Reina Lee is a sexy young student from our own backyard (South Florida) who wants to become a porn star. She’s well on her way to that goal.
Who does Cherry Brady remind you of? I could see Miss Brady in the White House. Cherry gets my vote. I know she could fix this country. She has the equipment for it. Cherry returns to SCORELAND tomorrow.
On Sunday, our bosom buddy Lana Ivans needs a happy ending. This little pixie has come to the right place. Lana enjoys playing the bad, bad, bad girl. I approve that message.
Over at XLGirls.com, Zeta never comes last. Which is the title of her debut. Meet newcomer Zeta Varrone. She never comes last and she’s served a cream pie to celebrate her XLGirls.com arrival.
Busty, lusty mamacita Daylene Rio goes couch surfing in “A Faceful Of Daylene” today at SCOREVideos.com. I’m not sure if I’m ready for this. I’m still recovering from Daylene’s three-way bounce with Sara Jay at SCORELAND.
And happy birthday to SCORE regulars Stephanie Stalls and Sophie Mae, who celebrate their birthdays next week. May all their birthday wishes come true.
Leanne is womanhandling her tits with her fists...and I like it.
Eva Notty looks good with her tatas in that hold.
Lana Ivans...get a grip.
I love when I see a shot of a busty chick gripping her tits. Or kneading them. Or squeezing them. Or pulling them. Or smooshing them. Or palming them like one would a basketball.
I just like it when busty chicks touch their tits, I guess.
But I like it when they do it with a little bit of gusto like they really mean it. Maybe you would call it manhandling the tits. I call it womanhandling them. Because women…we know how to handle our tits. Sometimes when a guy handles your tits, or rather, manhandles them…it’s too much. Manhandling of the titties can go from OH YEAH! to OUCH! in an instant, my friends. So, when a woman handles her tits, she knows just how to touch them to make them feel good, even if it’s a little rough.
Bea Flora grabs her tits open-handed.
You've heard of tongue-twisters. Miosotis does the titty-twister.
That’s why I love those shots.
I see a chick handling her tits in a pictorial and my mind instantly equates what she is doing with what she looks like when she is having sex.
I see those tits smooshed and pulled and kneaded and I think, “Oh, when she is on top, riding a stiff dick, she probably touches her tits like that. She probably rides hard and grabs her own tits and grips them like that, ” and that thought makes me happy in my happy places.
Yes…I automatically think of women riding dicks when I see them womanhandling their tatas. I know, that’s impressive. It’s a gift, really. lol
My favorite is when they pull them out roughly, like Lana is doing to the right. Closely followed by what Eva is doing, which seems like she is offering them up for some suckling.
What say you, gentlemen: Do you like to see tits womanhandled? Or do you prefer to manhandle them yourselves? If so, how do you like to grab tittes? What’s your tit-nique?
