36 SCORELAND Girls in 18 sizzling solo and 18 red-hot XXX chapters.
704 minutes total running time.
It will take you half a day to watch this mammathon straight through.
But wait. There’s more. There’s SCORE.
Fresh from the printers comes the February ’12 SCORE with holiday cover honey Venera. Now at your favorite newsstand in a special edition with a DVD or get the magazine itself fast and easy from us at eBoobStore.
Some holiday cheer?
Every time I see a picture or a video of Venera, I’m in awe of her fantastic body, and this layout is no exception. This edition also stars Angela White and Maggie Green in girl-girl smushin’, Micky Bells, Beshine, Africa, Claudia Kealoha, Brittany O’Neil and hot butt-ed sex with Miami princess Angelina Castro. We even included a DVD with complete XXX scenes from the movie Big Tit Tune-up in the newsstand edition, in most areas.
Plus, we go behind the scenes for On Location Puerto Vallarta, kick off Dolly Delight’s bra giveaway contest and announce the winner of Shione Cooper’s bra from our August ’11 issue, Mr. W.F. from Maryland, who wrote: “I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and for featuring beautiful women every month.”
Big Tit Skinny Dip: The reason they call 'em floaters.
Do real tits float?
Students have asked their teachers this question for decades.
They sure do. Breasts are 90% fat, and fat floats. But the fun is in proving it. Boob science at its breast.
Big Tit Skinny Dip definitively answers this age-old question with Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, Dors Feline and Terri Jane.
They bob, they bounce, they’re buoyant, they’re bodacious.
Photographed in the Dominican Republic, where huge-boobed girls abound, Big Tit Skinny Dip is the only DVD to pair up English delights Dors and Terri and turn ’em into mammary mermaids.
Too big for one disc!
Full Figured Foxes 2 is a two-disc boobapalooza of supernatural superwomen starring Renee Ross, Dors, Michelle May, Elaina Gregory, Anorei Collins and 10 more blouse-bursting bombshells bouncing their boobs, fingering, toying and more in hot cum-cam shows for the nature lover who loves big, jigglin’ tits. You don’t see babes like these every day of the week.
Cleavage so deep, you’ll need a search party to get out…although you won’t want to.
Why DVD when the trend is now digital? What are you going to do when your hard drive crashes one day and you lose everything? Believe me, it will happen. DVDs are still the go-to standard, in my book.
Check out the video trailers at eBoobStore.com and order your copies today, quickly and safely. Not available in stores.
Submitted as evidence to prove this statement, I present exhibits A, B. C and D, now showing this week at SCORELAND.
Whether they’re wearing a bikini, a monokini, a microkini or a string bikini, SCORE Girls fill out their suits like no one else. They have added so much to the science of bikinis, also called bikiniology.
Brittany O’Neil does justice to her monokini. Charley Green goes for the traditional bikini. Leanne Crow’s little scanty is more difficult to categorize, but it’s a miracle of engineering considering Leanne’s superstructure. And Lana Ivans and Valory Irene join forces to wear extreme bikinis with much tinier bottoms than any other bottom shown here. I can’t even imagine all five of them together on a public beach. They would need lifeguards encircling them.
All of these pictorials are from the October ’11 SCORE magazine. The August edition has become the traditional swimsuit issue every year, but this month is swimsuit-packed, too.
I live in a beach state, and let me tell you, I almost never see super-stacked girls built like this on the beach. And if I do, they are not wearing ultra-sexy swimsuits like this. SCORE models really are a rare breed. What makes them even more rare is that SCORE Girls, depending on the girl, 1) go topless 2) go bottomless 3) show pink 4) play with toys 5) have sex with other girls 6) have sex with guys. For our enjoyment. If that’s not generosity, I don’t know what is. I never take them for granted.
Here’s an interesting factoid from a SCORELAND member poll:
When watching a busty girl on the beach, what do you most want to see her do?
Rub lotion on herself: 43%
Play Frisbee or volleyball: 24%
Stretch: 15%
Just lie on her back: 13%
Go for a swim: 5%
Rubbing suntan goo was No. 1 by a big margin. Surprisingly, bouncing boobs in bikini tops (my choice) was a distant second. Fact is, you’re less likely to see girls playing ball on the beach while everyone creams up for sun protection. Girls also worry about popping out. That’s going to happen if they’re in teeny string bikinis. At least I hope so.
The kitchen is never boring with Maggie Green whipping up something tasty.
In stores next week: the Holiday ’11 SCORE starring Dolly Delight, Leanne Crow, Sheridan Love, Catt Green, Sandra Star, Chica, Alia Janine, Valory Irene, Eden Mor, Sophie Mae and a chance to win Maserati’s autographed bra in “Boob Beat.”
Poor Barry. He’s gravely ill. Thank heavens (the hooter heavens) for this heavenly visiting nurse who looks suspiciously like little-but-stacked Lana Ivans.
She will bring him back to health with the advanced medical techniques this chesty nurse has become expert in.
Like checking his temperature by engulfing his meat thermometer with her mouth.
This miraculous healing event can be seen step-by-step at SCORELAND right now. Nine out of 10 doctors would recommend you see it. The tenth doctor was out playing golf.
And while she is revitalizing this poor boob, she doesn’t forget to extract a sperm sample in the form of a hot-jizz injection.
That’s why the title of our SCORE medical story is “The Cream-Filled Busty Nurse.”
By the way, what is the biggest-selling fantasy costume of them all in North America?
According to a recent survey of costume and adult lingerie shops, it’s the nurses’ outfit, sold in a variety of styles from Halloween-party costumes to the only-for-the-bedroom look.
Lana wears hers proudly.
When I’m an 85-year-old geezer, I hope my visiting nurse will look like Lana Ivans.
If Big-Boob Finishing School did not exist, we would be forced to create it as a public service for girls who want to become better girlfriends.
At this critically acclaimed center for advancement in the science and art of man-pleasing, Michelle Bond is the knowledgeable head mistress.
In fact, Miss Bond wrote the best selling book, The Ultimate Guide For Pleasing Men, featured in this film.
Our camera crew traveled to Miss Bond’s posh estate in Portugal, where she allowed us to film her stacked students–Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Sophie Mae, Lana Ivans and Eden Mor–during actual classes as they learned the step-by-step techniques of making a guy feel like a king.
This is a DVD for every man with big boobs on his brain 24-7 and one he can even watch with his girlfriend, wife or friend with benefits.
The courses taught include:
1) How girls should dress to please a guy.
2) How a girl can be a porn star in her own bedroom.
3) The art of oily massage.
4) How to give the perfect lap dance.
5) How a guy should be woken up in the morning.
And much more plus lots of behind-the-scenes extras.
Tits underwater. Floatin’ boobs. Sexy mermaids with extra-large lung capacity. Plus poolside batin’ and breast play.
HOLY SUPERSOAKERS, BOOB-MAN!
How'd you like to lifeguard them?
These are the aquatic sights you’ll see in the new Voluptuous feature DVD Big Tit Skinny Dip, starring Valory Irene, Terri Jane, Dors Feline and Lana Ivans, filmed in the Caribbean. They wear the wind, some oil, a lot of water and not much else. Our kind of swim team. So hot you’d imagine the pool water turning into steam when they stepped in.
See the trailer at eBoobStore.com and dive in. The water’s really fine.
Big birthday wishes to Gianna (Big Boob Paradise, On Location Big Boob Paradise, Big Tit Tune-Up, Tit Fuck Tryouts, Pounding The Pledges and more!)
When you play with Gianna (born June 6), you're playing with fire.
Voluptuous was the first men’s mag to photograph the chesty Israeli model Eden Mor. There are very few girls from Israel in the SCORE world. After that first time, Eden traveled to Spain, along with Kelly Kay, Joana Bliss, Crisa, Bozena and Florri in 2004. She and Bozena paired off in the breastfest DVD Knockin’ Nipples. After that, we lost touch until recently. Eden has changed.
Quite a collection here.
After Taylor Stevens in Canada, Eden Mor is the second Voluptuous/XL Girl to have had a dramatic weight reduction during the past year. It doesn’t happen very often. For the most part, models tend to gain weight and boobage. Autumn-Jade is the perfect example.
This year, a slimmer, trimmer Eden joined Valory, Arianna Sinn, Michelle Bond, Lana Ivans, and Sophie Mae in Portugal for Big-Boob Finishing School. SCORELAND is showing Eden’s pictorial from the July ’11 SCORE mag today.
Natasha's July '11 SCORE pictorial.
Opinions from the guys vary, but the majority of the comments about the new-look Eden have been good. Jeff wrote, “Eden, I’m one of your biggest fans. You have always been incredible and the slimmer version is absolutely smokin’ hot. Gorgeous face, incredible figure, and great personality. You have the best boobs on the planet (especially your nipples), plus I love your shaved pussy and incredible legs and ass. It’s heart attack time!” Alt commented: “Outstanding. I am fan of both versions of this grand lady and her magnificent hangers but this latest thinner version is simply stunning.” And RE wrote: “I much prefer her on the bigger side but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.” A true diplomat.
Tomorrow, Natasha Dulce from July ’11 SCORE. Fresh, hot, sexy, stacked and every other adjective you could think of.
SCORELAND kicks off a new section on Friday called BTS (“Behind The Scenes”). All of the videos will be from the various locations we travel to, such as the Caribbean and Europe, all shot with cam-phones by our roving vlogger. The first 10 ten videos this week will feature Valory Irene, Terri Jane, Dors Feline and Lana Ivans from the lush Dominican Republic. It’s all spontaneous, candid fun with the buxom bunnies you love in off-the-cuff situations. Some will be chats, some sneak peeps, some fun and games. We’ll catch ’em with their bras off and sometimes with their pants off, too. BTS can be found in the Galleries section of SCORELANDstarting this weekend.
The words "Lana Ivans" probably mean BIG TITS in some language, but BEHOLD! Lana's stems and ass are quite noteworthy, too!
We talk about a lot of body parts on the blog. We talk about tits. We wax poetic about asses. But what about legs? As the editor of Leg Sex, I see a lot of busties strutting their stuff for our photographersm and I want to point out that legs deserve a little love. Why? Cause they are pretty hot. Now, I am not saying that they’re for everyone, but I know that I appreciate them! Especially in the following shots.
Look at Lana up there…her stems are looking good, man. Her ass is looking pretty hot in those panties, too! And what about my favorite, Gianna up there? Methinks if I came home and she was laid out like this, I would have an intense moment of SCHWING! And one of my favorite leg poses is the bent over, “I think I dropped something,” shot that Christy is in. There is something about a woman bent over, with her legs splayed and leading you right up to her pussy promised land that makes me smile.
Will legs every get the love that T&A gets? Maybe? I want to think that one day they will. You might say that I am a dreamer, but I’m not the only one! lol
