In part two of our chit-tit-chat with sexy Arianna Sinn, the sultry sizzler reveals some of her personal plans for the near future back home. Congratulations, Arianna! (No, she’s not getting married, thank hooter heaven.) In that dress, Arianna reminded me a little of Marilyn Monroe from the subway grating scene from The Seven Year Itch. If Monroe was an amazingly busty brunette Romanian beauty in a red, not white, dress, that is. Too bad Arianna wasn’t standing over a subway grating so her dress would parachute when a train rolled by. Mult’umesc foarte mult, Arianna.
Today, Arianna’s bosom buddy Lana Ivans wears the kind of clothing that more girls should wear. We love a girl who loves her bod. Imagine the chaos Lana would cause walking past a construction site in a crowded urban area if she dressed like this. How about an anti-government rally in Cairo? No way. This 85 image pictorial is from the April ’11 SCORE, now showing on SCORELAND. That Lana Ivans, she’s the kind of incredibly sexy girl some fathers would want to put in a convent. Fortunately for all of us, that hasn’t happened. Thank your lucky stars, Boob Brothers.
What is the miracle of this grain called corn or maize?
Romanian babydolls Arianna Sinn and Lana Ivans say in Part 2 of today’s video that it gives girls big tits. Looking at Arianna and Lana, we would be schmucks to refute their claim. We were reluctant to release this secret information on the SCORELAND Blog for fear it would cause the price of corn to skyrocket worldwide after those sleazy Wall Street futures traders read this.
Czech Republic citizen Sophie also says beer is good for breast growth. But not just any beer, Sophie points out. It should be dark or black lager. The kind a spoon can practically stand up in. There’s something to this beer claim. In Bulgaria, a brew called Bohza lager, based on a traditional Bulgarian drink, is claimed to stimulate boob growth. Popular with the ladies, it’s made from fermented millet or fermented maize. There’s that corn connection again.
In Ukraine, they claim that cabbage stimulates hooter development. We’ll buy that, too, looking at Merilyn and Valory.
British natural Michelle Bond, now really busting bras as an H-cupper, gets her first SCORE cover this edition. Miss Bond shows her heavier, fuller ta-tas in a brand-new layout and talks about ’em in an interview.
“I used to be an F-cup,” Michelle said. “And they just grew and grew, and every time I got measured, they seem to have grown. Either that or my underwear is shrinking!”
Michelle’s first SCORE was June 2003. In Big-Boob Finishing School, Bond, Michelle Bond, teaches Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Sophie Mae and Eden Mor how to please men and be better girlfriends. Now that’s a constructive goal. That book should be sold worldwide. The Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ocean County, New York and Atlanta would find it instructive.
Also this issue: Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, redhaired Veronika and Shione Cooper. Daphne Rosen and SCORE reader’s wife Jayden Prescott get it on and get it in in two anal-core XXX pictorials. A “Golden Age” special feature recalls super-sized covergirls from the 1990s: Angelique, Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Wendy Whoppers, Toppsy Curvey, Colt 45 and more. A photo-feature spotlights the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, starring Kelly Christiansen, Stephanie Stalls, Angelina Castro, Kali West and Nadia Night. Readers get a chance to win Michelle’s signed bra from the cover. Plus, a SCORE DVD is included FREE in most areas of the U.S. and Canada. Because we’re a little too generous for our own good but we love our readers…in a brotherly way.
If your local mag store doesn’t carry SCORE, their staff should be ashamed of themselves. Tell the manager to call our distributor, Curtis Circulation Company, at (201) 634-7400, and they’ll never be SCORE-less again.
Happy birthday, Lorna Morgan!
Lorna in The Bahamas, 2008.
And here we have Part One of lovely Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Michelle Bond, during the making of Big-Boob Finishing School, chittin’ and chattin’ with Tushna, our studio manager. You’ll find this very informative and instructional. Let’s roll the video!
Stacked Romanian cutie Lana Ivans, on location for our movie Big-Boob Finishing School, plays tell and show for the SCORELAND Blog videocam. Her Romanian is much better than our Romanian. Today on SCOREVideos, Lana is “A Busty Fantasy” for one snoozin’ dude in a hardscore hooterama. This is Lana’s second full-sex scene and it disproves the myth that snoozin’ leads to losin’. Yes, little Lana is a myth-buster. Mulţumesc, Miss Ivans.
Lana claims that corn is responsible for her boob size. She says she eats a lot of it. But keep that intel to yourself or the price of corn futures will skyrocket. Pick up a copy of Big-Boob Finishing School today. Your pocket pal will thank you. More about this tit-corn connection in a future Blog.
A big birthday shout to Rachel Rocketts (Jan. 29), Bethany Bustin (Jan. 29), Anne Marie (Jan. 29), Anna Jota (Jan. 29), Gabriella Michaels (Jan. 30), Bea Flora (Jan. 30), Sakura Sena (Jan. 31), Taylor Hill (Jan. 31) and Corina Curves (Feb 1).
I am probably in the minority here but I’d rather watch girls dance than see them use sex toys.
That’s why I used to spend many happy hours in strip clubs. I cut way back because it’s very hard to find busty dancers these days, especially in South Florida where many of the strippers usually have skinny, average bodies.
I can’t even remember the last local dancer we shot for SCORE or Voluptuous who had A RACK. She may have been the great Jezhabelle back in 2004. I almost never go to Florida strip clubs anymore. It’s too depressing.
A few SCORELAND members have noticed the ass-smothering tight jeans that some of the girls have been wearing lately and they’ve emailed or commented about it. It looks like spray-painted jeans. Today, add the sexy ass of Lana Ivans to the jeans buster club. Lana, a big ratings hit on New Years Eve with her debut hardcore video “Total Sex,” has a video in SCORE Theater today called “Tight Jeans Tight Top.” Lana models her own 36E cup bra, talks about bra shopping (she buys them in France), boobs, fucking, cock sucking and where she wants to take herself in her modeling roadmap. Then Lana takes off the super-snug jeans and gets down to wearing only the wind so her fingers can do the talking. Lana’s a happy, always smiling girl-next-door who likes to spread the joy. There’s plenty of it in this video.
This is our latest hot and horny Sunday interview video with a SCORE model. Last week was Kelly Christiansen and the weeks before her was Kitana Flores, Beshine,Dors Feline, Elaina Gregory and Natalie Fiore. A much better way to spend Sundays than watching overpaid dudes tossing a football. I’m sure Lana approves this message.
Welcome to "So You Think You Can Shake Your Titties."
Sophie Mae taught a short class in belly dance, just the basics, and one of our shooters was there to freeze the fun. Interesting body comparison too, huh? There are more pictures on SCORELAND.
Editorial protocol demands I identify the babes in the photo although if you don’t know them by now, you must have just dropped into the blog from some forgotten solar system in the galaxy.
Okay, girls only, repeat after me:
“You put your boob in, You put your right boob out; You put your right boob in, And you shake it all about.”
Everybody: “That’s what Sophie Mae, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Valory Irene are all about.”
Hey, that rhymes. Lana and Kitana. Start 2011 off with a bang, a really big bang. Sexy new discovery from Romania Lana Ivans takes the plunge into the wild side with her first HARD SCORE scene, “Total Sex.” Miss Ivans started with the vid “Who Is Lana Ivans?” on SCORELAND, worked up to “Tits & Tugs” and now, the Grand Slam. The Whole Shebang. The Slam Dunk. All in the space of about a month. She didn’t keep anyone hanging on. Lana is really a smoker and I think you’ll agree with me after you see this nutbusting video in SCORE Theater and the matching pictorial. Thank you, Lana.
And on Sunday, ultra-sexy Kitana Flores talks to Dave in a 26 minute combo interview, lingerie show, boob show, ass show and pussy show called “Slippery Boob Talk.” A Miami attraction, Kitana also instructs us in the fine art of talking dirty in Spanish and Spanglish in her late-night, FM-radio voice. Dave raved later on about his chat with Kitana and how he got to squirt oil on her perfect ass. Not that Dave was trying to rub it in. I know why he’s super-impressed. If you’ve seen her previous videos, you know that Kitana has the magic. Another patented naked SCORE interview that’s a whole lot more than just an interview. Thank you, Kitana.
Lana and Kitana. Tits the kind of rhyme that works.
Kitana lives in Miami. She's SCORE's kind of local.
We began photographing big-chested, little Czech hottie Iva in 2003, then 19 years-old and already doing the wildest sex, certainly wilder than her Busty Euro Maids playmates Veronika and Marketa, and much wilder than Ines Cudna. “Unbearably cute one minute, ridiculously hot the next,” emailed Lewis. “They are the right size, not too small, not too big,” Iva said about her perky pointers. “I am always keeping them in bras. I sometimes get bad and pull down my top to men at discos and swimming pools.”
Kristy Klenot. She can wear ya out easy.
There’s another cheery, high-energy Euro-babe who also fits the bill here, another Czech we met during the “Hungary For Hooters” week on SCORELAND. Kristy Klenot. Kristy also helped out as a translator when she wasn’t sticking her tits out at the camera or sexin’ the bone. Or starting trouble in the “Mean Girls” video. Kristy’s a feisty, horny, rambunctious multi-tasker!
Now as we enter 2011, another great New Discovery is set to make as big a splash as Iva did eight years ago. Lana Ivans is a Romanian and has much the same personality as Iva did. Feisty, spunky, fun-loving, energetic. The same mischieveous glint in the eyes. “I like to dance a lot, I like to flirt. I have fun flirting,” Lana says. “My boobs are all natural. They look much, much bigger because I am slim.”
Lana Ivans. Did you see this pictorial last week on SCORELAND?
Separated at birth? No, but they sure are short ‘n stacked kissin’ cousins. We have a New Years Eve special planned for Lana on SCORELAND. More about this later in the week!
Meet the new Eden. Israel’s only big-bust model, Eden Mor, has trimmed and slimmed down since we last photographed her for Knockin’ Nipples. Check her kosher bod out in a new video. Happy Hanukkah!
Natalie's Private Morning Ritual
Part two of Natalie Fiore’s video Private Morning Ritual has Natalie fresh out of her bath and pussy-shave and preparing to hit the town. Her mission: tease guys and make them crazy.
Sausage time for Lana.
Newcomer Lana Ivans tries her hand (and her cleavage) at breast-sexin’ and stress bustin’ in her first Tits & Tugs happy ending scene. If Lana’s new to you, check out this Blog posting. She’s a walking, talking sex doll.
