Tag Archive: Renee Ross

The 12-plus babes of Xmas

December 24, 2012 by Elliot James

All SCORE and V-Men want for Christmas are jiggle belles with big boobs decorating their trees and dancing around them.

Twelve days? Let’s make it 14.

This is the reason for the season.

I don’t need another Swiss Army knife.

I will take cameltoe instead of mistletoe.

At this time of the year, I give thanks. Thanks that girls like these decided to show us what they’re made of.

Wishing every model, every contributor, every reader, every DVD collector, every website member, every store employee, every friend of The SCORE Group and everyone on our cool staff a Happy Holiday.

Some Xmas week birthday babes: Victoria Lane (Dec. 22), Mercedes Mounds (Dec. 23), Jeannine Oldfield (Dec. 25), Desiree (Dec. 24), Alanna Ackerman (Dec. 25), Goldie Blair (Dec. 26), Angel Eyes (Dec. 26), Ivy Dreams (Dec. 28), Lanea Love (Dec. 29), Melonie Max (Dec. 31) and Holly Halston (Dec. 31). Happy Birthday.

And here is the trailer of my all-time favorite SCORE Xmas video (not counting the SCOREtv Holiday Specials).

 

 

Bra giveaways and other cool things inside of V-mag!

December 9, 2012 by Maria

Natalie Fiore wore and signed this bra for her fans!

It should come as no surprise that I love to give big-boob fans as much cool stuff as I can.

I love to include giveaways in V-mag and really get a kick out of mailing out prizes to winners.

You can get your hands on this red bra worn by Kristina Milan.

Renee Ross wore and signed this bra for one lucky winner.

Whenever I can, I always ask for models to sign something for the fans. I think that as fans, it is important to feel like you are connected to the models that you love. So, whenever I see a chance for some of these busty babes to autograph items or even take their bras off and gift them to you, I jump right in there and make it happen.

Right now in V-mag, there are quite a few bra giveaways going on.

You could get your hands on bras worn and signed by Renee Ross, Micky Bells, Kristina Milan and Natalie Fiore.

There are also lots of magazines signed by ladies like Destiny Rose, Melissa Manning and more.

You know how the saying goes in that movie, Field of Dreams? “If you build it, they will come.”

Well, I believe if these ladies sign things, you will cum. 🙂 It is pretty much my mantra.

So come check out V-mag and get your hands on some of this good stuff. It’s just for fans like you.

xoxo

Maria

If you are a Micky Bells fan, you could win this autographed bra!

 

Babes, boobs and beer

December 8, 2012 by Elliot James

Terry Nova would spill less if she drank with her eyes open.

I’ve blogged about beer before.

I like a beer-drinking woman, especially when she’s hoisting one over bare cleavage mounds.

What is it with the spilling?

I think babes and beer is an unbeatable combo.

Did you know:

Canadian scientists claim that more than 43% of women drink beer weekly.

Women drink 25% of the beer in America.

Many brewers in ancient times were women. By the 1700s, many European brewers were women.

Women are more attracted to specialty beers than the major brands.

Ninkasi is the name of the Sumerian Goddess of beer in ancient times. She gave the world the secret of beer brewing.

The Zulu Goddess of beer is named Mbaba Mwana Waresa.

In Slavic and Baltic mythology, Raugutiene was known as the Goddess of beer.

Gya not only drinks beer, she lines up her next one.

The Great Yorkshire Brewery in the UK brews a black lager called Yasigi named after the African Goddess of beer, “known for her love of partying and extremely large breasts.”

Kaiser Wilhelm II allegedly wrote, “Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world.” (History proves that didn’t work out too well for him.)

It would be the greatest day of your life if Renee showed up at your table like this.

St. Pauli Girl is the best known but there are other beer brands with girls on their labels such as Southern Star Bombshell Blonde, Middle Ages Double Wench and (I’m not kidding) Coney Island Sword Swallower.

In the ’90s, I wrote in SCORE‘s “Boob Beat” column about an entrepreneur in Newport Beach, California who started a beer company called Wanker.  Sexy bikini girls were printed on the Wanker bottle labels.

Siri likes good head.

The combination of babes and beer always brews good spirits in me. Here are a few of my favorite hot SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in a beery mood.

Kerry Marie's birthday is December 9. She's with Lorna Morgan in this photo from Key Largo in 2001. UK girls like beer.

Life in the (Porn) Movies: An editor’s tale

November 11, 2012 by Maria

“Sometimes I act in porno movies.”

Whenever I say that, I laugh because the immediate reaction I get is, “YOU’VE BEEN IN PORNOS?” followed by what I like to think is about five seconds where the person in front of me imagines me naked and doing all sorts of things.

That is followed by a brief glimmer of disappointment when I say, “I am not a naked actress.”

Because I am not. I am not even a good non-naked actress, to be honest. I just happen to be at the right place at the right time when our studio needs extras to play a part in a XXX movie. Granted, I took some drama classes in high school. I do not think they prepared me to be in naughty films.

To date, I have been in a handful of our DVDs, and sometimes, when I want to laugh, I will watch my awkward and sometimes funny appearances. My three favorites?

1) Stacked Street Sluts #2

This was my “first time” on camera in a room full of awesome and very hot chicks. I got to hang out with Alexis Silver. She was wearing a butt plug. She went on to do anal. I went on to play the part of a madame who was selling Alexis’ snug asshole to a customer. I was nervous. It was evident. It went down in history as one of the funniest moments of my XXX film life.

2) My Big Plump Wedding:

I played a wedding guest in this movie and it was by far the most-fun wedding I have ever been to. There were so many XL Girls stars running around, I was pretty much losing my mind. Plus, I got to wear a dress and pretend I was in a church. I don’t know if you guys know this or not, but the idea of porn in a church is pretty hilarious.

3) K-JUGS:

I played a behind-the-scenes boxing coach to Renee Ross and Samantha 38G, pumping them up and having them box practically naked for me. I really enjoyed it. I box in real life, so it was pretty awesome to play-fight with these ladies. Also, I very much enjoy Samantha 38G. She is very hilarious. Renee Ross and I are good gal pals, so I liked working with her, too. Somewhere out there on the cutting room floor is never-before-seen footage of me jumping rope with them. It will probably never see the light of day.

So there you have it. There are other fine films I have appeared in, but these three are my faves. If you happen to have a copy of any of them, please check me out.

Join the Voluptuous party and vote!

November 9, 2012 by Elliot James

The voting results are tabulated with this high tech calculator guarded by Renee's cleavage 24 hours a day 7 days a week until the numbers are all in.

Our party symbol is not a party animal: an elephant or a donkey.

Our party symbol is an hourglass figure full of curves and dips.

Our party color is not red or blue.

Our party color is all the colors a woman’s skin can be.

We promise no dirty tricks or break-ins…except in hardcore scenes.

Our T Party stands for TITS.

We endorse Voluptuous-care.

Join the Voluptuous Party and vote for the 2012 Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year, Plumper of the Year, Ass of the Year, Pussy of the Year and XXX Model of the Year.

You can vote at SCORELAND if you’re a member (there are no lines) or you can vote using this ballot. Vote by email or mail your vote. Just vote and let your voice be heard. Those who do not vote cannot legitimately protest the outcome. You’ve got to be in it for your favorite to win it.

Renee Ross has won Model of the Year two years running. She’s great at winning erections. Who will win this year? Will Renee make it win #3?

Our candidates do not put their foot in their mouths. Just their nipples and fingers.

Our goals: to find the best, the sexiest and the biggest all-natural girls and photograph them.

That is the mission statement of the Voluptuous Party.

Join the Party!

I approve this message.

Read the rules, study the candidates carefully and vote!

 

It’s Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com!

October 30, 2012 by Dave

Nikki Smith goes shopping like this.

Joanna Lake picnics like this.

Renee Ross goes to the gym like this.

Perhaps Elliot meant to do this when he put together the XLGirls.com schedule of postings, but this has turned out to be Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com.

Wait a second…what did I just say? Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com? Isn’t every week Massive Cleavage Week at XLGirls.com?

Well, yeah, I guess it is. But here’s the thing: You know how sometimes different things catch your eye? Sometimes I’ll look at a photo set and think, “Wow! Look at the rack on that girl!” Sometimes I’ll think, “Wow! Look at the nipples on that girl!” But when I looked at the set of Nikki Smith that went up on Monday, I thought, “Wow! Look at the cleavage on that girl!” And I thought the same thing when looking at today’s photos of Joanna Lake and tomorrow’s photos of Renee Ross.

Tits were a great invention, but tits come naturally. Whoever came up with the idea of cleavage is a genius. But the person who convinced women that it’s okay to show their cleavage in public is either the smartest or the smoothest person in the history of the world.

I think I’ve said this before, but I haven’t said it in a long time. Let’s say you’re a pussy guy. Pussy is the thing you most want to fuck. And let’s say women were walking around in public with their pussies out…No way, right? It could never happen.

Or let’s say you’re an ass man. Ass is the thing you most want to fuck. And women were walking around in public with their asses out…No way, right? It could never happen.

But you’re a boob man. And cleavage is the thing you most want to fuck. And women are walking around all the time showing their cleavage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ran out of exclamation points there. Maybe Maria has some I can borrow.

And that’s why it’s best to be a boob man.

50 shades of big boobs

September 23, 2012 by Elliot James

At The SCORE Group, we know no discrimination. Breast fanatics and boob addicts are like that.

All big tits are welcome regardless of skin color, flesh tone, race, nationality and ethnic background. An unlimited rainbow of colors and hues.

I don’t have the space for 50 shades of boobs, so let’s settle for 20.

Looks at the colors, the shades, the variations, the tints and the hues.

All of them beautiful.

How good is your Boob Q?

Can you ID the owners of these topshelf tatas?

The answers will be added to this posting on Monday.

 

The answers from left to right:

Top row:  Angel Gee, Arianna Sinn, Ashley Sage Ellison, Camille Morgan, Chaka T.

Second row: Jade Feng, Janet Jade,  Jasmine Shiraz, Jenna Valentine, Kristina Milan

Third row:  Minka, Natalie Fiore, Natasha Dulce, Nancy Navarro, Renee Ross

Fourth (bottom) row: Romina Lopez, Terri Jane, Valory Irene, Eva Notty, Hitomi

 

Profiles in cleavage

September 14, 2012 by Elliot James

 

That would be a good title for a book. “Profiles In Cleavage.”

Not a lot of text but lots of pictures.

The way boobs and butts jut out when a girl is turned to the side…this is one of my favorite views. The curvature is just right.

In sweaters, bras and panties, tight clothes or just naked. It’s all good in side-view.

We get “Scorecard” letters and emails about all kinds of favorite poses, but rarely do I see any about profile shots.

I picked these side-views not realizing that we have some birthday girls in the mix. Then I looked at a list of birthdays.

Happy birthday, Valory Irene (September 13) and Kitana Flores (September 18). Happy birthday also to Jezhabelle (September 16) and Chloe Vevrier (September 18).

 

 

Boobs so big, they completely engulf the Johnson!

August 10, 2012 by Elliot James

 

No one is better at the art of tit-fucking than the girls of SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls.

They have the skills and the sheer cubic inches to be the best.

And some of them can completely engulf the wood with their mammary massagers.

They are magicians. They can make your rod disappear!

A fine selection of talented practitioners in what’s called “Russian sex” is submitted for your approval.

I’ve never found out why it’s called Russian sex. Who’s rushin’ to get it over with?

I know it’s called “paizuri” in Japan and a “French fuck” in England.

Whatever the name, I love the game.

Tit-fucking is a specialty and no one does it better than the babes at SCORELAND.

 

Big, wet tits…so wet, so good

July 14, 2012 by Maria

Renee Ross's boobs are floatation devices.

Big, wet tits…

they just never get old.

Linsey is slippery and so, so stacked.

Who wouldn't want to hose Hitomi down?

I love when we do layouts in which the models are swimming and showering and there’s water cascading down their tits. It just makes me happy. It’s such good, clean fun.

Some of the greatest water shoots happen in pools. For me, there’s nothing like a giant set of tits bobbing and floating on the water. Like buoys of awesome. I also have a thing about tits in the outdoors, glistening in the sun. If I had my way, all beaches would be topless.

Some of my favorite big, wet tits?

Renee Ross’s pool set. Hitomi’s first V-mag set in the shower and Linsey showering outside.

I tell you, I’ve never wanted to be a rivulet of water so bad in my whole damn life.

What are some of your favorite big, wet tits photos?

Share them with me!

xoxox

Maria