Slugworth mentioned in yesterday’s Blog about jacking in an MRI machine that if Cherry Brady or Renee Ross were there in nurses’ uniforms, he would make an effort.
Agreed, although we’d all rather be jacked than jack in that situation.
Nurses may be angels of mercy, but then there are some bad nurses out there, too. Really bad.
Not bad as in badly trained. Bad as in bad.
Presented to the court as evidence is this quartet of now-legendary bad nurses, responsible for more health crises than for alleviating them.
In their defense, this group is good at reducing the swelling…after they cause it.
Denise Derringer as the bad-ass nurse from Busty Dildo Lovers #5.
Cindy Cupps from the November ’07 SCORE. What does a nurse need a riding crop for?
Sarah Sunshine from Tits & Tugs #6, one of the hottest nurse scenes I’ve ever seen because of Sarah’s dirty talking.
Kianna Dior from BigBoobsPOV.com extracting semen samples in a non-prescribed technique.
A couple of years ago, a SCORELAND poll asked who your favorite fantasy girls are. A healthy 33% voted for the sexy nurse. But 47% voted for the sexy teacher. My own vote goes to the sexy nurse. In how many professions is there actual touching?
I will be honest with you and tell you that I haven’t the foggiest why these lords in particular would be leaping. In fact, I have never even seen a leaping lord around Christmas. I happen to think that 10 leaping lords, just showing up out of nowhere, would be dangerous. That’s the kind of activity that causes car accidents. (Hmm, maybe that is deer that come leaping from the woods.)
Micky Bells, Gya Roberts and Terri Jane did a lot of leaping during a potato sack race in Montego Babes.
Christy Marks, Terry Nova, Lorna Morgan, Angela White, Gianna Rossi...they make leaping and running look real good.
Regardless, around these parts, we seem to be experiencing a lord recession, leaping or otherwise.That’s why when I decided to post about leaping lords, I had a back-up plan. That back-up plan includes LEAPING LADIES! Because come on, who wants to see guys jumping around when you can see big-titted chicks hopping to and fro, eh?
To me, and maybe it’s because I love to see tits in motion, the shots that we take of the models running and leaping down the beach, or flying out of the water, with water cascading down their bosoms…well, those shots are the fucking BEST! In fact, they are glorious!
So, today, in honor of the tenth day of Christmas, here you go…10 Ladies Leaping…20 Tits-A-Swingin’…
(I fought the urge to scream out FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! lol)
Please enjoy these 10 sets of tits in motion, because the holidays are for giving. (That’s why if you count, it’s actually 13 girls who are, in fact, leaping. But shhhhh…counting was never one of my strong suits.)
xoxox,
Maria
When you give a lady a SCORE tank top, it makes her so happy, she jumps for joy...like Jenna Valentine, Arianna Sin, Karla James and Taylor Steele.
Big Tit Skinny Dip: The reason they call 'em floaters.
Do real tits float?
Students have asked their teachers this question for decades.
They sure do. Breasts are 90% fat, and fat floats. But the fun is in proving it. Boob science at its breast.
Big Tit Skinny Dip definitively answers this age-old question with Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, Dors Feline and Terri Jane.
They bob, they bounce, they’re buoyant, they’re bodacious.
Photographed in the Dominican Republic, where huge-boobed girls abound, Big Tit Skinny Dip is the only DVD to pair up English delights Dors and Terri and turn ’em into mammary mermaids.
Too big for one disc!
Full Figured Foxes 2 is a two-disc boobapalooza of supernatural superwomen starring Renee Ross, Dors, Michelle May, Elaina Gregory, Anorei Collins and 10 more blouse-bursting bombshells bouncing their boobs, fingering, toying and more in hot cum-cam shows for the nature lover who loves big, jigglin’ tits. You don’t see babes like these every day of the week.
Cleavage so deep, you’ll need a search party to get out…although you won’t want to.
Why DVD when the trend is now digital? What are you going to do when your hard drive crashes one day and you lose everything? Believe me, it will happen. DVDs are still the go-to standard, in my book.
Check out the video trailers at eBoobStore.com and order your copies today, quickly and safely. Not available in stores.
Now at your favorite magazine rack but not for long.
The Holiday ’11 Voluptuous rings the bells.
Micky Bells. What a set of clappers. What music they make. Micky is this edition’s covergirl, her second cover appearance in three months. That could be a record.
This issue also stars Catt Green in her first magazine pictorial, newcomer Lola, Renee Ross as a nurse, Lanea Love, Maserati and Desiree in tits ‘n’ tugs action, Beverly Paige in torrid XXX and Stefani, as well as the V-Mag debut of natural sensation Hitomi.
A bumper crop of finger-lickin’ natural bra-stuffers guaranteed to sizzle your weiner.
Get it now before your store runs out, and it will according to the store clerks I talk to, or let your fingers do the walking by ordering it at eBoobStore.com.
Shyla Shy (Mamazon): “If we went out shopping, my [ex] boyfriend would always insist that I wear something tight and low-cut. He said it was because he liked to look at them, but I think he wanted to show me off. You know, like, ‘Look at the tits on my girlfriend!’ That was nice in a strange sort of way. He was very proud of me.”
Voluptuous Model of the Year Renee Ross (K-JUGS): “If I am going out for like dinner or something like that, I like to wear fitted tops and show my boobs off. I like to show them off. I like my boobs. I like to wear things that call attention to them. Nice bras and low cut shirts are a good way to do that.”
Scarlett Rouge (Sex In The Titties): “Sometimes I like to dress up as a schoolgirl or whatever for the guy I am fucking. I like it when they spank me and all that. It’s the role-playing. I have a sailor costume that I have men put on for me when we are going to have sex.”
Diane Poppos (The Diane Poppos Collection): “When I was younger, before my breasts got so big, I did go to modeling school, but it was a different kind of modeling, and I didn’t enjoy it. But the first time I started doing this, I really enjoyed it.”
Carmen Hayes (Hard SCORE 3): “I like everybody as long as you like me back. I only bite if you bite. But I do have a little domination in me. People say bossy. I guess it’s that Leo tendency in me. And I like to be in control of everything.”
Maggie Green (Leanne’s Stacked Summer): “I used to come to Florida during spring break during college. I paid for one of my whole spring-break trips to Fort Lauderdale doing wet T-shirt contests. I just started doing all the wet T-shirt contests, and I won all the money that I spent on the trip. I always won.”
Karina Hart was second runner-up in the V-mag Model of the Year contest, and her pictorial from the June ’11 issue was posted yesterday at SCORELAND. Today, SCORE Theater is playing a Karina vid. There’s an impressive scene in this video, not included in this trailer, of Karina squeezing an orange over her nipple and licking off the juice. Now here’s someone that the Florida and California orange juice industry should hire as a spokesmodel.
This year’s MOY contest was a tough showdown. You had Karina, you had Ashley Sage Ellison (she came in second), you had a group of other greats, and you had this year’s winner, Renee Ross, who lost to Ashley last year in the V-mag Newcomer of the Year contest. I don’t vote in these contests because the choices are too difficult. And besides, I’d rather stay neutral. It’s a cliche, but they’re all winners to me. Congrats, Renee!
Dave did a blog a few weeks ago about adding a best hardcore performer title to SCORE‘s three yearly mag contests. I actually think that’s long overdue.
Are you a boob junkie? Need a breast fix? Feed your need this weekend with two SCORELAND Girls who have more than enough to satisfy that craving.
There are very few people, if any, who you’d want to run into in a dark alley. But you might change your mind if you knew that bodaciously built Renee Ross would be there, decked out like a bad girl out for big trouble. You have nothing to lose but your load.
That’s today. Then tomorrow, going from big city titty to tropical tatas, you will next encounter Terri Jane, her bombshell body spilling out of a pink lingerie monokini, as skimpy as it gets. Holy hooters, boob-man! This is a double header of huge hemispheres. Terri’s birthday is May 1. A bigger event in British history than that royal wedding, for sure.
Renee Ross: so hot you could make toast between her boobs.
Karla James: the face, the bod, the boobs.
In a Scorecard letter called “Tits First,” a ticked-off C.A. writes, “I am so fucked off by letters that moan about models not showing pink. As long as the girls are offering up those big tits for me, I’m a happy man, and that should be the way for all true SCORE Men. Ninety-five percent of the models do spread their pussies and asses, anyway, so be happy and shut up.”
C.A. may be a little cranky from reading the comments and letters from members who adamantly insist that if models don’t get explicit, they should be passed over. To me, that’s a ridiculous philosophy.
Natasha: right from the snap.
If a girl is attractive and has big boobs, it doesn’t matter to me if she only wants to pose in a mild way, like Karla or many others we’ve photographed since 1992. I also know that girls like Renee Ross and Natasha Dulce, who do everything, will come along, too.
A lot has to do with the speed of life these days. Everything is fast, faster, fastest. People have short attention spans and even shorter patience. People want it all and they want it all right now. This instant. Technology has caused this. The Smart Phones, the Net, iPads, Twitter, and whatever is going to come next. Me, I move at the speed of boobs, and that’s good enough, for me, at least.
