Miosotis has THE BIGGEST whoppers of all time and I love them.
I’ve had Renee Ross’s whoppers in my hands.
By now, the fact that I stare at tits all day for a living should be a commonly known fact.
I know, I know…my job is sooo difficult.
But even after looking at tits after tits after tits all the live-long day, there are still days when I am taken aback and impressed by humongous breasts.
Because sometimes the sheer size and weight of of huge tits is completely impressive.
When that happens, when a SCORELAND babe has tits that are so big that I am forced to stop and sort of let out a low whistle that says, “Now THAT’S impressive…” I call those tits “whoppers.”
Not every SCORELAND babe has whoppers, and that is okay.
But when they do, it is okay and kind of sort of FUCKING AMAZING!
I mean, I have a large rack, but I definitely don’t have whoppers. Whoppers are the stuff of miracles.
So who are some of the ladies who have whoppers?
Well, for starters, German newcomer Emilia Boshe has an amazing set of whoppers. Hers are large and hang just so and are just the right amount of veiny.
Renee Ross also has a great set of whoppers. And not to brag or anything…okay, I am totally bragging…I have had her whoppers in my hands and man, oh, man did they weigh a lot.
I’ve been THISCLOSE to Minka’s whoppers. Don’t believe me? Here’s a pic to prove it. (And just so you know…Minka’s hand was totally on my ass in that pic. I swear it.)
I’ve even had a pair of whoppers on my head!
Yup, its true. When Cassidi Jai came to our studios, she put her HHH-tits on my head! (And yes, I have a video to prove that, too.)
But who has the biggest, most-impressive whoppers I’ve ever seen?
Miosotis, of course. In fact, Miosotis might actually mean “whoppers.”
Every time I see her tits, I am shocked and awed. It’s like in the line for big tits, she got an extra helping…maybe even two.
Her tits are so impressive that I find it hard to concentrate. They’re mesmerizing.
Will there ever be another whoppered one like Miosotis? I cannot say for sure…but I will say that I hope and wish for it every day.
Siri, show us your tits. Thank you, Siri. We appreciate that, Siri.
Siri makes her Voluptuous magazine debut in the September ’12 issue, now at your favorite jack shack, mag rack, all-around adult emporium or from eBoobStore.
Our store has both a print and a digital version (if you’re a tablet reader).
This marks a double magazine cover debut for the meteoric Siri.
The nubile, huge Harry Potter fan (for once I’d like to be Daniel Radcliffe) is also the covergirl of the September ’12 SCORE.
Pretty sweet, I say.
Double cover debuts like this are still fairly rare.
I remember Nicole Peters (April ’03), Ines Cudna (March ’03) and Via Paxton (September ’99) having spectacular double debuts, too.
Lemme see…who else? There was Sharday’s famous double cover debut for the November ’01 issues. In her V-mag debut, Sharday wore her actual high school prom dress.
Most models who debut in both SCORE and V-mag tend to have different debut dates, with or without being on the cover.
Along with Siri, the big, bad line-up for September ’12 is:
Anna Carlene
Cherry Brady
Kristi Maxx
Kristina Milan
Reina Lee
Renee Ross
Sabina Leigh
The ever-elusive Trinity Michaels
And those deadly pillow fighters Jenna Valentine and Leanne Crow. Bam!
Not near a store? No problem. We come to you.
Actually, a mail carrier will come to you. However, we can’t guarantee it will be a busty, female postal employee.
In the tradition of Rocky 1-6, Star Wars 6-1 and Friday The 13th part 25, it’s time once again for the candid cleavage camera of SCORELAND‘s Boob Bloopers, selected from SCORE‘s treasure trove of titanic ta-ta’s, boobtastic bazongas, colossal cones, stacked sweater stuffers and cantilevered casabas.
The photographer asked for pussy but did not clarify.
A game of tonsil hockey helps to unite America and Canada.
An afternoon siesta for Romina Lopez and Paola Rios leaves them hanging.
Renee is always happy to lend a boob shelf to rest on. Maria approves.
I probably don’t need to explain Administrative Professionals Day, also called Admin Day or Secretaries Day, which is tomorrow, the last Wednesday of the month of April. (In Europe, where it’s on the third Wednesday, it was already celebrated on April 19.)
I’m sure each of you know the complete and detailed history of this special holiday since its creation in 1952.
On this day, receptionists, administrative assistants, administrative support staffers, secretaries and other office workers are honored and celebrated for their hard work.
It is not too late to secure gifts of flowers, candy, handbags, cash and memberships to SCORELAND for your secretaries and other clerical staffers.
We, too, at The SCORE Group, would like to honor these tireless functionaries, for upon their shoulders (in our case, upon their bra cups) rests the success, efficiency and productiveness of the world’s businesses. The world may not always know of their behind-the-scenes endeavors, and so this holiday was devised. Surprisingly enough, the furniture and department stores do not celebrate this day with sales nor do the car dealers and bra stores of the world.
Today I was checking out our Twitter (It’s @SCORELAND for all of you who tweet and want to follow us!), and I realized that it’s Throwback Thursday. (It’s also International High Five Day, so here’s an H5 for all of you from us!) Throwback Thursday is basically a chance for people to reminisce about the good times that were and the glory days of yore.
I thought to myself, “Self, we are SCORELAND. We ARE big tits. No one has more glory days than we do.”
And so I decided to do a special Throwback Thursday post featuring some of our most-glorious blog videos from days gone by. A top five blog videos of all time post. Well, I think they are the top five. I asked Elliot to help me take a trip down Memory Lane and we came up with this list. I didn’t ask Dave because he was in our studio talking to someone with big tits. I am pretty sure he has his own opinion about the top five. Too bad, Dave. This isn’t about you. 🙂
So, without further ado, here are some of the greatest blog videos of all time. They feature incredible models like Renee Ross, Cherry Brady, Jenna Valentine, Daylene Rio, Destiny Rose and the rest of the cast from More To Fuck. Looking back at all these videos made me realize how much fun we have here at SCORELAND and how awesome it is to do what we do…bring you big tits no matter what. Check out the videos below and enjoy your Throwback Thursday. I know I did.
xoxo
Maria
#5) The busty babes of More To Fuck sit down with Dave and chat about bras and tits. Very informative and titty-filled stuff.
#4) I sit down with Renee Ross and talk about sex, and she demonstrates what the best way to titty fuck is. This is like a PSA for titty fucking, I promise.
#3) Cherry Brady is the best hula hooper I’ve ever seen. Well, until she took her bra off, then she was the best, worst, topless hula hooper I have ever seen, and it was AWESOME.
#2) Daylene Rio talks to Dave while she is fucking. That’s talent.
#1) Valley girl talk and titty-bouncing class with Jenna Valentine…one of the funniest blog videos of all time. And we high-five, so this blog is also cool for International High-five Day.
Meet Betty Blac, a sexy, fun-loving babe from Oakland, California who surprised us by saying, “I dated women only until I was 28. I started dating men when I lived in Australia, and since then I have dated mostly men. I still love women, but my attraction to men is stronger and I love cock.” Let’s be grateful for the switch-over. Miss Blac’s face-smothering 36K tits are true works of art. I’d rather see them hanging at the XLGirls’ studio than in a museum. One photo of Miss Blac’s boobs is worth more than all of Pablo Picasso’s crappy paintings.
All bow to Renee Ross
Renee Ross has again won Voluptuous magazine’s Model of the Year title. The June 2012 issue is Renee’s second awards edition cover (now at your favorite newsstand) and her fourth V-mag cover. Leanne Crow won Newcomer of the Year, something I expected to happen, and Kristina Milan won Plumper of the Year. “I voted for Renee,” R.D. emailed. “There were many worthy rivals up against Renee, as usual, but when it came time to send in my ballot, I entered her name automatically. I will probably do that again if she is in it next year.” Congrats to the winners!
Shyla Shy; knocked-up and horny
Was there some kind of fertility spell cast on the girls of Mamazon The Movie? First, Kali West got pregnant and came back to SCORELAND with a baby bump. Then Shyla Shy called to report that she was over seven months knocked-up, so we did the respectable thing and quickly invited her over for a new pole-vaulting event. See it right now. Shyla’s boobs are heavier than ever. The Florida local is a very quiet girl on or off camera, but it’s those quiet ones you really gotta watch. So far, no pregnancy reports have come in from Shyla and Kali’s Mamazon co-stars Alia Janine, Daylene Rio, Alexis Silver and Rachel Love. Still, I wonder.
Around the turn of the century (the 20th century, not the 19th century), an editor at SCORE coined the question, “Where have all the good girl-girls gone?”
That editor has moved on to another career, but it’s still a relevant question.
We still ask it.
In a poll running at SCORELAND. we asked, “Should we shoot more girl-girl scenes?” We also said that if anyone had any names in mind, they should email Scorecard@Scoregroup.com. So far, the results are running in favor of more girl-girls: 43% say yes, 35% say no and a whopping 22% are indifferent about it. (I never get that neutral stance about topics like this. Either you like it or you don’t.) There has been one suggestion via email that I’ll publish in “Scorecard.”
Tawny Peaks and Colt 45. Thems were the days.
The big time for busty girl-on-girl stuff was during the early-to-mid ’90s. Chloe, Linsey, SaRenna, Angelique, Minka, Kayla Kleevage, Tawny Peaks, Danni Ashe…they were the champions of girl-girl action. Because of newsstand restrictions, the girl-girls in the magazines were simulated. Nipple sucking was fine, but tongues and toys could only hover a inch away from pussies. It was the same kind of simulation with the boy-girls. On video, it was a different story, so tongues, cocks and strap-ons could go all out, or in this case, all in.
Minka, Plenty and Kayla in Mega-Boob Olympics
I always felt big-bust girl-girls were more prevalent then because most of the girls didn’t want to do scenes with guys, so this was a substitute to get some kind of sex in rather than because a percentage of guys were turned on by seeing two or more girls going at it with tits, tongues and toys.
During the late ’90s and early ’00s, Brittany Love, Dawn Stone, Tanya Danielle, Nikki Diamond, Ariana, Adina, Julia Miles and Deanna Baldwin were doing most of the girly flings. Brittany in particular became the go-to girl for Sapphic action at SCORE. She locked lips with Haley Hills, Dawn Stone, Deanna Baldwin and Mary Carey.
Brittany Love meets Dawn Stone. They both went on Boob Cruise 2000.
My personal favorites in the ’00s were the Autumn-Jade and Sierra scene, Kerry Marie and Cassandra, the Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns pairing, the Cindy Cupps and Summer Sinn fling and the Cherry Brady, Angela White and Brandy Talore chick flicks.
Who’s been hot for the clit and the slit at different times at SCORELAND? Angela White, Cherry Brady, Brandy Talore, Annie Swanson, Rebecca Love, Destiny Rose, Kaytee Carter, Arianna Sinn, Summer Sinn, Daphne Rosen, Maggie Green, Holly Halston, Eva Notty and her friend Sarah Satori, Christy Marks and Renee Ross. Alexia Moore and Danielle Derek: Now those two were in a lipstick-lesbian league of their own.
Sierra shoots Autumn. One thing leads to another
Most of the newer girls–Leanne Crow, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Karla James, Micky Bells, Sophie Mae, Taylor Steele, Merilyn Sakova and Valory Irene among them–prefer to fly solo. I guess that’s how trends cycle. Maybe that’s the way it should be. If a girl’s not into other girls, it’s not going to work on-camera, either.
Newcomer Sheridan Love is really into pussy, proven by her recent encounter with Charlee Chase. I think it’s the only girl-girl we did at SCORELAND in 2011, not counting threesomes with a guy. Who would Sheridan bump boobs well with in the future if she does another girl-girl?
We haven’t released a girl-girl DVD since Busty Snatch Club. Is it worth making another one with a new cast?
Girl-girls: a thing of the past? Or due for a revival? Bring them back? Keep them in the closet?
Well, it seems that Mr. Mendoza’s art inspired our other resident artist, H.D. to draw Venera and Merilyn in his style.
The result, in my opinion, is big-boob perfection.
Merilyn Sakova and Venera belong side-by-side. They just do.
I think H.D. nailed it. Seeing these two busty babes next to each other is one of the greatest things ever. In my imagination, they take turns spanking each other and mashing their tits together while making out. Oh, yeah!
They say that art is supposed to inspire you. Well, this drawing inspires me to want to be in the middle of this Venera and Merilyn sandwich.
But H.D. had something else in mind for me. He thinks I look better resting my head in Renee Ross’s bountiful bosom, and truth be told, I have laid my head on her bosom before, and it was so comfortable and warm that I wanted to take a nap.
This is one of H.D.’s many drawings of me, and I am flattered every time that he makes me look slutty in boots in pencil. Especially when he draws my head on really huge tits.
Thanks, H.D.! I am inspired to buy a pair of thigh-high white boots and become a professional tit-pillow tester. lol
Enjoy the art!
xoxo
Maria
Being the editor of V-mag is a tough job, so sometimes I need to lay my head down and rest on a big pair of tits like Renee Ross's.
They’re not related, but they share the Valentine.
Everything is roses for Merilyn Sakova on this day.
And there’s the fantastic Renee Ross in this Valentine’s Day glamour shot.
Valentines all.
Valentine’s Day is celebrated in the US, Canada, Mexico, France, the UK and Australia. I’m sure other countries have picked up on it. I’m not clear about North Korea.
A Pope named Gelasius in the 5th century declared February 14 to be St. Valentine’s Day.
In the Middle Ages, the French and the English believed that February 14 was the beginning of the mating season for birds. This could be why a lot of guys think Valentine’s Day is for the birds.
Valentine’s Day is the second busiest greeting-card holiday after Christmas. The big gifts? Chocolate, flowers, red lingerie and candy underwear. There are also candy bras, which is more our speed at SCORELAND.
The St. Valentine’s Day massacre was Al Capone’s holiday gift to Bugs Moran, proving that love can take many forms.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all of the models!
Happy Valentine’s birthday week to:
Lorna Morgan Feb. 13
Sapphire Feb 14.
Nillis Willis Feb. 14
Plenty UpTopp Feb. 14
Kali West Feb. 16
Jade Feng Feb. 17
SaRenna Lee Feb. 17
Candy Cantaloupes Feb. 17
Nicole Peters Feb. 18
Cynthia Romero Feb. 18
We have spoken to you guys about nurses before. (Trust me.) You can type NURSE in the search bar over there —> and you will see how many different nurse blogs we have written.
But this blog is about my favorite nurse…Renee Ross.
Renee is a special nurse for a few reasons.
The first is that she looks hot in a nurse’s uniform, and really, that should be, like, a requirement at nursing school.
The second is that she is really a nurse in real life, so she might actually take care of you in a hospital some day and her tits might actually be THISFUCKINGCLOSE to your face.
The last is that the nurse fantasy is what I like to call an oldie but goodie and in this layout of Renee from the Holiday 2011 issue of V-mag, she plays a “school” nurse.
Yes, the school nurse…the woman who was responsible for bandaging your ouchies and taking your temperature. (Although I am sure that the sight of Renee in this outfit could give anyone a fever.)
This shot got me to thinking about how many of you have nurse fantasies and then I wondered, “Have any of us actually fulfilled this fantasy?”
Well…have you?
I know that while I have harbored a few crushes on some of my doctors, I have never actually fucked one in the exam room of his private practice.
Nor have I ever had sex with a nurse in a supply closet of some hospital, either.
But I am thinking maybe someone out there has? And just that thought, that somewhere out there people are fucking nurses in closets and cumming all over their uniforms…well, that thought gives me hope.
So while I have yet to go the route of nurse fucking, if you have, I would like to hear about it…
because smut makes me happy. 🙂 It makes everything all better.
