Tawny Peaks is one of the greatest SCORE Girls ever…depending upon who you ask.
When you pick up a copy of SCORE (or browse the on-line version at SCORELAND), do you expect to like every single pictorial? And if you don’t like every single pictorial, will you swear to never buy another issue or subscribe for another month?
I’m praying that your answer to both questions is “No.” Because if it’s not, I’m in trouble.
Back when I was a magazine buyer (as opposed to the editor of SCORE), I was willing to fork over my money for a mag if there was just one pictorial that I knew would get me off over and over again. Back then, I figured five or six dollars was a small price to pay for a half-dozen or more quality jacks. And if an issue had three or four pictorials that got me off, it was a keeper. An all-time great.
Because let’s face it: Even though we’re all big-boob lovers here, we all have different tastes in boobs, girls, bodies, etc. And the odds of every single reader/member being satisfied with every single pictorial in a particular issue are…well, I probably have a better shot at hitting the lottery. The big one.
I started buying SCORE and Voluptuous sight unseen because I could depend on every single issue having at least two, three or more girls who wouldn’t get me down. And that was enough. I mean, even back then, I knew that SCORE wasn’t my own, personal magazine. It wasn’t published just for me, a focus group of one.
And now that I’m the editor of SCORE, I can’t put a girl in the mag just because I like her. I have to be pretty certain that a lot of readers will like her, too. Not every reader. A lot of them. But I know that satisfying everybody with every pictorial will be impossible.
Ashley Sage Ellison always seems to be at the center of controversy. I'd rather stare at her tits than argue.
One day, I got this letter from B.P. of Toronto, Ontario: “I was a little disappointed in the girls you selected for the bikini pictorial in the August issue. They were all in the huge, super-breasted category. To me, what makes a great bikini girl is not just the way her tits look but also her legs, waist and overall physique. I agree with your choice of Tiffany Towers, but Tawny Peaks? C’mon! She has big tits, but there are SCORE Girls with smaller tits who look better in a bikini.”
But then, the next day, I got this via email: “Re: bikini contest. Although they are all extremely hot I have to vote for Tawny Peaks. She defines a sexy woman.”
So, one guy doesn’t think Tawny Peaks shouldn’t be anywhere near a bikini contest, and the next guy thinks she’s the definition of a SCORE bikini girl.
One guy thinks Ashley Sage Ellison is perfect. The next guy threatens to cancel his subscription if we ever run another photo of Ashley.
And then, when we run another photo of Ashley, and the second guy accuses us of not listening to the readers.
Some readers want us to reject any model who won’t fuck, no matter how stacked she is. Other readers don’t want to see any cock in the magazine. How can you please both? You can’t. It’s impossible.
I could stop running pictures of Minka in SCORE. But then I'd have to go looking for a new job.
Here’s an excerpt from a letter I ran in the January 2011 issue of SCORE. It’s from Ed of Iowa: “I love naturals: naturally busty and naturally beautiful (as opposed to skinny girls smuggling basketballs). There is definitely nothing wrong with beauties such as Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart or Christy Marks in either magazine. It’s when you feature models like Minka, Lexxi Tyler or Danielle Derek that I have no interest in. Wasted pages that could have decent photo layouts.”
Do you see that? He’s criticizing Minka, one of the most-requested models of all-time! If I go three issues without putting Minka in SCORE, I’m sure to get the “Where’s Minka?” letters and emails.
But then there was this recent Blog comment from J.P. regarding my posting, “Five (and many more) very good reasons the breast of times is now.” “Sorry, Dave, but I totally disagree. Although Miosotis is my favorite of the bunch (and I think Christy Marks is totally overrated), I don’t think any single one of these girls holds a candle to the slim and stacked girls of the 90s. It has nothing to do with nostalgia. SCORE is about HUGE BOOBS, real or enhanced. Enhanced ones are just as good in my opinion.”
Anyway, the purpose of this posting is to 1.) Let you know how we go about doing things and 2.) Let you know that we are listening. We’re always listening. But listening and doing exactly what every reader says are two completely different things. The former is something we do every day. The latter is impossible. Fortunately, keeping every reader and member satisfied isn’t impossible. It’s a matter of getting the recipe right. Using the proper ingredients. And that’s both the challenge and the fun part.
So you keep letting us know what you want. And we’ll keep on sorting this whole thing out…even if, sometimes, it’s enough to drive an editor crazy!
A MILF like Kandi Cox doesn't play games. She fucks.
MILFs like Daylene Rio know they have the power to make balls explode.
V.C. from Naples, Florida, writes, “Would you consider doing a magazine and XXX DVD dedicated to the best big-breasted MILFs, such as Rachel Love, Ashley Evans, Vicky Vette, Kelly Madison, Carolyn Monroe and Penny Porsche? Mature ladies talk sex and perform better.”
Now there’s a topic, and since I’m the editor of SCORE, 40Something and 50Plus MILFs magazines, I can definitely relate to what V.C. is asking for. He makes some good choices, but he left out a few, too, such as Kandi Cox, Selexia Rae, Daylene Rio and Harmony Bliss, among others. What do these SCORE Girls (SCORE Women, actually) have in common, other than their big tits? It’s simple: They don’t tease. They don’t fuck with your head. They fuck. Every single one of them, in addition to Rachel, Ashley, Vicky, Kelly, Carolyn and Penny, can be seen in hardcore action at SCORELAND.
Don't worry. Harmony is a MILF. That bra will come off soon enough.
Does Selexia Rae need to spell it out for you?
Of course, in SCORE and on SCORELAND, we don’t mention a model’s age, the thinking being that it’s not polite to ask a woman her age. But any MILF lover can tell a MILF when he sees one, and it has nothing to do with how old she looks. It has to do with how old she acts. Mature women are more overtly sexual than younger women, at least in my opinion. They know what they want, and they go for it. They don’t worry about what other people think about them. They don’t allow the possibility of being judged by other people to get in their way of having a good time.
I probably could say more about the subject of busty MILFs (and MILFs in general), but in all honesty, I’ve never really tried to put into words why I think they’re so hot. I just know they are. I don’t have to think about it. I just know. And you know what I mean.
Until Valory's arrival today, Merilyn Sakova was the Ukraine's No. 1 export to SCORELAND.
As cock teases go, this might be the biggest ever. But, hey, when a girl is as special as Valory Irene–or, maybe I should say, when a girl has a perfect, natural FF-cup rack like Valory does–sometimes the wait makes everything better when the big days arrives. Well, the big day has arrived. The big moment, actually. It arrives seven minutes, five seconds into Valory’s debut video today at SCORELAND, when she reveals her tits for the first time.
Valory is from the Ukraine, the same country that gave us Merilyn Sakova. Other than the fact that they’re both naturally stacked (and they’re both very slim), they aren’t much alike. At least I don’t think so. Valory’s tits are nothing like Merilyn’s tits. Valory’s ass is nothing like Merilyn’s ass. They don’t resemble each other facially, either. And, hey, why should they? Not all Americans look alike, so why should all Ukrainians look alike?
Actually, if all Ukrainians looked like Valory and Merilyn, we’d set up permanent shop in Kiev.
Anyway, Valory is 21. She’s never modeled before. She says she’s a little shy, and I believe it. She’s 5’4″, 126 pounds and measures 42-27-38. She doesn’t have a boyfriend, but she wants one. She works as the manager of an Internet company. You will see her absolutely nowhere else but at SCORELAND.
And, starting today, after a 14-day tease, you’re going to see a whole lot more of her. Enjoy.
Valory Irene has perfect tits. Trust me. And if you don't trust me, trust John Fox. He never lies.
Listen, I’m under strict orders, and I’m not going to grab a photo of new discovery Valory Irene naked and post it on the Blog just so you can get your rocks off on some free tits and I can get myself torn a new asshole. Even posting this photo is probably pushing things a little. You see, this photo is NOT part of the 14-day Valory Irene countdown that’s going on now at SCORELAND, which means that at this point, it’s not an officially sanctioned Valory Irene photo.
Yeah, security is tight around here, but there’s a reason for that. SCORE chief John Fox, who has seen a few hundred-thousand pairs in his day, thinks Valory has the most-perfect tits ever. Actually, his quote was, “If God created the perfect tits, they would be Valory’s.”
I have to say, I’ve seen them, and to quote a famous TV show, “They’re real and they’re spectacular!” Facially, Valory doesn’t look like [INSERT MYSTERY MODEL’S NAME HERE], but in shape, her breasts are nearly dead ringers for [INSERT MYSTERY MODEL’S NAME HERE], and her ass is on a par with [INSERT MYSTERY MODEL’S NAME HERE], too.
Why all the mystery? I could show you. But then somebody would probably kill me.
Anyway, the countdown is going on now, then on September 21, you’ll get Valory’s first video, followed by 13 days of photos, more videos, an interview and more. All with naked tits.
There is a scene in the LOL-classic Anchorman where Will Ferrell’s character, Ron Burgundy, sees a vision in white from across the room at a party and he walks up to her and tries to be suave and pick her up. When he opens his mouth, all he can say is, “I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I want to be on you.”
Yeah…hilarious and NOT at all smooth.
However, I can relate to this because if I EVER got the chance to hit on Gianna, I would probably fail this way, too. You see, this woman and her “Melt-your-face-off-with-my-epic-fuck-mojo” stare would probably bring me down to my knees. Gianna is one of the MOST-SEXUALLY POTENT women I have ever encountered. From the way she carries herself to the way she whispers all sorts of nasty shit to someone when she is fucking their brains out, Gianna can do no wrong. She is, to me, like fuck Nirvana.
In fact, if she brought me down to my knees with her sexual RAWR! I would probably enjoy the view because Gianna is hotness in that POV. How do I know this? Because I found these two photos of Gianna in SCORELAND and you know what? SHE WOULD LOOK GOOD LOWERING HER PUSSY INTO YOUR AWAITING FACE FROM THE FRONT AND FROM THE BACK!!!!!
Today, Cherry Brady is back at SCORELAND in her first brand-new pictorial and matching video! Hang out with Cherry in her swanky, ultra-lounge bachelorette’s pad as that Brady lady does the cha-cha with her vintage vacuum cleaner while sipping on a chilled Cherry-tini.
Observe her vintage bullet-bra and retro undies and black stockings, the kind that Hollywood starlets used to drive guys crazy with in the ’50s. Now Cherry’s the one drivin’ mankind crazy. We won’t describe what she does. That would be cheating. Log in and see Miss Brady launch those twin torpedoes. You’ll thank her in the morning.
Over at SCOREVideos.com, Cherry reviews the DVD K-JUGS in another new must-see Brady video. Yes, there’s a trailer and you can see it here.
At the movies with Cherry on SCOREVideos.com
On Sunday, hot chick Bella Blaze from October ’10 SCORE boffs her brains out in a smokin’ SCORE Theater video. She’s on fire, and this dude’s hose gets to douse the flames.
Cherry and Bella. Tits a fine weekend at SCORELAND.
Melonie Maxx and Contessa Rose get a grip on things this weekend at SCORELAND in two nut-busting pictorials and matching videos. Melonie gives regular Kevin a hard way to go, as you’ll see, but he didn’t complain. Melonie said something during an interview with Maria that initially scared the hell out of us.
“I actually thought about getting a reduction at one point in my life,” she revealed. “But then I decided not to. I didn’t want to lose sensitivity. And I figured that they give me an edge. So I am going to keep them.”
Now those are the kind of words we want to hear in general. Thankfully, Melonie never got a reduction or the course of history would have been transformed for the worst. Now we can continue to enjoy Melonie’s beauteous bounties, and I can sleep soundly without bad dreams.
Contessa plays the alto saxophone back home in Georgia, which explains why she’s so talented in this video. She’s been a big hit with redhead lovers since her first vids and pictures last year. One of my favorites is a bellydancing lesson she gave to Eva Notty when they were making Boob Science. And I gotta say that while I’m a tit-man, Contessa’s legs and ass drive me fucking nuts. Her XXX video this weekend is P.O.V., putting you in the driver’s seat. I don’t know what percentage of you love point-of-view action, but, for me, I can happily live without man-face.
Enjoy the weekend and these two stacked foxes because Monday comes fast!
It's our first birthday party! Karina knew you were cumming so she baked a cake!
Sharday demonstrates how we eat cake at the SCORELAND Blog. Well, this is how the models eat cake. We eat it off of them.
Dawn Phoenix is so excited about the Blog's first birthday, she decided to tit-fuck a bottle of champagne instead of drinking it.
For SCORE (actually, exactly one year ago today), we the people of the republic of all things rack decided that we needed a vehicle to get out there amongst the big-boob lovers on the highways of the Web. After much deliberation and the shooting down of a site called SCOREeditorsXXXposed! (Just kidding!), we created this blog, and a year later, we are going strong.
And while we are all jumping up and down in joy over our blog’s first birthday, I would like to take to time and say that as a new editor on the block, this blog has allowed me to connect to a lot of V-Mag readers and fine-tune my mag to all of your tastes. I appreciate everyone’s feedback about your likes and dislikes, as do Elliot and Dave.
And, how cool is it that you guys can interact with the models?
And how cool is it that we make blog videos where the models have fun and you get to know them better?
I say it’s pretty effin’ cool.
So, happy birthday to us, and thank you for all of your input and blogging’ness, which rules!
Your support of our blog is great. Like underwire to titties. Thanks for helping us stay solid!
And now the long-awaited follow-up to the first Cherry Brady interview video that we originally broadcast on SCORELAND in November, 2002. I remember it like it was yesterday. Part interview, part clothing and bra show, it was like sitting inside a dressing room in a store’s women’s clothing department, and it set the pace for all the videotaped interviews that followed.
“I always thought it might be some big, seedy porn industry thing, and it’s so not like that,” Cherry said in that interview about her first time modeling for a men’s mag company. (I know the public misperception myself, having seen many well-researched TJ Hooker and Charlie’s Angels episodes.)
Cherry was a V-Mag subscriber (and still is), but she didn’t know what to expect at first. “You guys are the sweetest, most respectful people I’ve ever met,” she said. “I can’t believe it, so I’m just thrilled. You guys made it great.” It’s still one of the best interviews we’ve ever done. Everything clicked. It was all Cherry.
This time, it’s Maria’s turn to interview Cherry Brady, an event she had awaited patiently for a long time.
I haven’t seen it yet. I’ll be watching it at home with all of you this Sunday.
In Chapter Five of Mamazon The Movie on SCORELAND, the hapless jungle raiders find themselves in deep poop. This poor boob is slated to be part of a Mamazon sex ritual that officially initiates Shyla Shy into the tribe. After swigging a mind-numbing brew cooked up by resident witch doctor Daylene Rio that turns him into a sex-zombie, the anal-loving Queen Alexis and Shyla help themselves to his cock. Meanwhile, James has bolted the village with Daylene in hot pursuit, a big spear in her hand. Some days it doesn’t pay to get out of bed…
Mamazons want action.
Daylene Rio: aqua-maid.
I’m happy to say that besides Mamazon, it’s also a Natalie Fiore weekend, with a SCORE pictorial today and her matching video, How To Stiffen Nipples, this Sunday. I hadn’t seen the video until the other day, just the photo set, and when I saw the finished video, I nearly fell out of my chair. (It’s a good thing it comes with a seat belt for moments like this.) Natalie looks ready to explode out of her bra when the video opens. Women always look bustier on video than in photos for technical reasons and the boob-shelf that this bra created still has me punchy. Natalie could serve breakfast on it. Of course, I was aching for her to remove it too. Natalie is great as usual in this video and I love how she chats. Sexy chit-chat adds a very important dimension to a solo video; vital, in my opinion. She’s one of the very best at eargasmic talents.
Dave has posted a great three-part BLOG this weekend about Angelina Castro so don’t miss all three days. Angelina’s new XXX video will be posting soon on SCORELAND.
