Girls taking showers are a staple of drive-in and B-movies. Porky’s is one of the better known flicks with a sexy shower scene. Teen comedies, women-in-prison flicks, slashers, monster movies…they all throw in a shower scene. I know a bunch of guys who make them in California, but they have never put a girl as stacked as Taylor Steele in their movies. The biggest let-down for me is how short these shower scenes are. If you’re lucky, you get to see a flash of nipple and some tush. Not so with the Taylor Steele shower video playing Saturday. Taylor takes a soapy shower that lasts for almost 15 dripping minutes. Sometimes the simple things are the best. I’ve posted a screencap from the video because there’s no photo set. I’m not a Canadian, but after Taylor debuted on SCORELANDon September 19, 2009, I can now say I’m proud that we share a border with this great country. My only question is, are there any more like Taylor back home in Toronto, eh?
And then Sunday in SCORE Theater, Rachel Love stars in a pizza delivery video that may sound cheesy, but once Rachel leaves the room to get the money and returns just wearing a bra and panties, you figure that the only pie that’s gonna get eaten will be hers. I’ve always been a big fan of Rachel’s. She’s dropped out of The Big Show several times since the mid-’90s, but she always comes back every few years and is always a busty little hottie. This video was shot P.O.V., so we don’t have to see the guy’s stinking face. I guess the SCORE studio shared my opinion of Miss Love since they cast her in a big feature movie in 2009, Mamazon. She deserved it.
Yes, it's a cheesy, crusty theme but I'll watch anything with Rachel Love.
Karla James: never enough!
Today, Karla James appears in the third pictorial of her SCORELAND Special. The buzz about her is intense, and rightly so. Not just by the members but by anyone who’s seen even one photo. This week, Karla is dressed to kill in a tight skirt and a low-cut top that displays her 34Gs like a frame showcases a work of art. Karla says she loves to dance and loves dancing movies. Hopefully in the near future, we’ll get to see some of Karla’s dancing skills. Me, I could watch girls just dance and shower all day. And eat pizza. And drink some cherry wine…uh-huh.
Oh, SCORELAND…the place where fantasies come true. Or cum true…depending on who you speak to. 🙂
I personally love SCORELAND. I love it when we have all sorts of exciting things going on. I love it when we have a new special up and new busty debuts. I love it when I’m just surfing around in the archives and come across something cool.
I love it when we get to see a hottie fuck for the first time. I love it when we go on location and post pics live from the other side of the world.
SCORELAND just fucking rocks my socks about as much as it does your cocks.
“But how do I convey that to you?” I said to myself? How do I say how awesome SCORELAND is to our members?
Then I thought…say it with cream. 🙂
A picture is worth a thousand words. lol
xoxo
Maria
Ivy Darmon says it with cream, and there ain't nothing wrong with that!
Penny Porsche: how many cabs have mounted the sidewalk because of women like her?
First, you need a hot SCORELAND babe walking down the street. The U.S. National Highway Traffic Safety Adminstration doesn’t keep stats on how many fender benders and accidents begin with busty women on public streets distracting drivers. There have to be a lot. I’ve seen plenty of them. The past month, there’s been an upswing in drivers tending to blame Toyota, not big breasts, for their accidents, but I know better. I’m not saying we need to ban busty girls from going outside. That would be un-American. And burkhas are just ridiculous. The girls would probably walk into traffic because they can’t see.
On the contrary, I encourage well-developed women to walk around more often in relaxed clothing. In states with warm climates year-round (like Florida, except this winter), we have this phenomenon of girls in bikinis, tank tops and shorts holding up car wash signs at street corners. Not just holding up signs but waving them at passing drivers. Now that’s really dangerous.
Vixen LaMoore was not responsible for this but it's easy to believe she could have been. Truckers can get very horny, they start jacking and run off the road.
Florida used to have bikini girls working as roadside hot dog vendors, but that fad disappeared. I wish it would come back, but then the accident rate would go up. Busty women: I love them but they’re dangerous.
SCORELAND has yet another great weekend ahead with a well-rounded offering of the very finest in beautiful, busty babes. Like Dave always says, prepare to fall in love…three times! That’s a lot of arrows to pull out of your ass cheeks!
Karla James.
First up is the gorgeous Brit Karla James with her bountiful bon-bons spilling out of her bikini. Hey, it’s Valentine time! Karla was made for bikinis, beautiful beaches and sunny days.
Suckin’ the big titties of Camillia Davis.
Today, Camelia (Sex In The Titties) Davis stars in a very hot, breast-packed video with mucho boob bouncing, shaking and swinging. If you loved Camelia in her most recent SCORELAND video Sweatin’ To The Boobies, you’ll love her even more in Tittie Knockin’.
And Sunday, Valentine’s Day, is the perfect day to schedule Jenna Valentine’s pictorial and video. After seeing this video, we gotta say that Jenna deserves her own TV show.
One of our prolific Voluptuous fans known as “The Feetosopher” is probably going to comment negatively about this topic because he’s a 100% barefoot and sole lover, but here goes. I love to see a girl wearing those skyscraper-heeled open-toed shoes affectionately known by pervs like me as “stripper shoes” or “F-M shoes.” Some examples are shown here. Even if a SCORELAND model doesn’t wear a pair in her pictorials or videos, I guarantee you she’s got three or four in her closet at home, whether she’s a stripper or not. I’ll bet that the girls who read our blog have plenty at home.
Linsey Dawn: you couldn't pull stripper shoes off her feet if you tried.
When I see a girl who would never even think of being a stripper wearing stripper shoes , I want to applaud her. When a girl says she wears them around the house, I want to give her an award. Linsey Dawn McKenzie used to practically live in these things. (I think I once dubbed LDM the Imelda Marcos of stripper shoes. ) Now a lot of guys don’t like them because they don’t like strippers or they just think they look stupid or trashy, and so do many girls. Not me. I’ve always believed that they give the ass, leg and foot incredible, super-sexy shapes. I’ve spent many a happy hour in a trance at strip clubs, slack-jawed, eyes glazed over, gazing at the dancer on stage, starting with 1) her tits 2) her feet if they’re in stripper shoes 3) her face 4) her legs 5) her ass and then back to the tits and feet again. I’m pretty sure my ancestors did something similar. (I stopped going to strip clubs some years back but that’s another story.) When I see a red-hot busty model wearing boring pumps or “glamourous” (ugh) shoes that a woman would wear at a wedding party, I’m disappointed if not despondent.
Faith's choice of footwear proves she's a top model.
As far as Hollywood celebrities, Jessica Simpson, who has her own shoe line, is on the right track a lot of the time. She’s definitely into the F-M stripper shoe mindset. Victoria Beckham thinks like that also and so does J-Lo. The best kind of TV for stripper shoe fans is Latin TV. On stations like Gala or Univision, babes of all ages are perched on chairs with crossed legs, dangling their shoe like Katie Couric used to do. Googlize “stripper shoes” and a zillion stores appear. Many outlets like Wicked Temptations or Flirt specialize in them and the number of styles, some really off the wall, is amazing. So a lot of people like them. And yes, I like bare feet too. In Bebe’s pictorial, she’s bare foot in the second half of the set. It was the best of both worlds. Stripper shoes. I like ’em and that’s final.
I believe that Eva Notty wears stripper shoes around the house instead of fuzzy, flat slippers with bunnies on them.
Some old dudes make fried chicken in a bucket. Others pitch popcorn on TV. The stuff that SCORE Girls stuff themselves with is made by this kindly old doctor in California who feels gratified knowing his products are in the night stands of women around the world. Doc Johnson has been the official toy and novelty company for SCORE since 2005. When you see a babe on SCORELAND fucking herself with a synthetic schlong, you know where it came from. The Doctor. I spoke with Chad Braverman of Doc Johnson. Chad’s the Director of Product Development and Licensing, and his dad founded the company in 1976. It may sound like a cliche but he did start it all in a garage. His first item was the eight-inch Natural Dong. Today, Doc Johnson is an orifice-filling empire with over 1500 items, and it has a lot of horny women and men to thank for it.
SCORE: How many vibrators would you estimate that Doc Johnson has sold over the past 30 years? Doc Johnson: That’s hard to estimate, but it’s a figure well into the millions. SCORE: Do you have people test out your products before mass production begins? Doc Johnson: We test each product thoroughly before it is mass produced. We won’t release a product unless we’re 100 percent confident consumers will enjoy using it. SCORE: How do you deal with so much competition? Doc Johnson: The adult novelty industry has grown immensely since Doc Johnson launched 30 years ago, and products of every shape and size flood the market each year. The internet has revolutionized our industry. Not only has it increased sales, but it’s forced the brick and mortar shops to upgrade and improve their appearance and inventory. Because we know our space, and place a strong emphasis on research and development, we’ve stayed the recognized leader. SCORE: Is there a company archivist that’s logged the history of the company from year to year? Doc Johnson: Definitely. We’ve been keeping records of products and Doc Johnson memorabilia since day one. It’s amazing to look back to some of our first catalogs ever launched and catch a glimpse of history. They’re very retro to say the least, yet at the time, they were considered cutting edge.
Doc Johnson makes toys molded from the body parts of real-life porn stars. Maybe one day, they’ll do something with a SCORE Girl. Imagine a lifelike recreation of Minka’s tits, Sara Jay’s ass or Morgan Leigh’s pussy!
When Mianna Thomas walks into a bikini shop to buy swimsuits, we’d love to bring a chair and hang out by the dressing room. Today, Mianna is back for her 3rd SCORELANDaction video, and she’s still only 19 years old! It’s not easy screening videos at work when you have an erection, but it can be done. The mammary marvel of Las Vegas, Nevada leaves her teen years behind on February 28. We hope Mianna’s birthday bash will be as hot as this Voluptuous Theater video.
And now for the event you’ve been asking about and waiting for. Bebe Cooper arrives at SCORELAND tomorrow in her very first pictorial and video, and if you dig big, blue-veined, alabaster tits and perky nipples you could hang paintings on, you’ll go bonkers seeing Bebe milking herself, squeezing her 32H-mounds, and fingering her sopping wet pink pussy and clitty. Just what the milk man ordered. Bebe is one of the best looking milkers I’ve ever seen. One hot honey.
SCORELAND just posted a fresh pictorial of Dallas Dixon from the January ’10 Voluptuous, and there’s something interesting about her personal life in addition to her busty-neighbor-next-door look.
Dallas Dixon's office attire, Jan. '10 Voluptuous
Dallas Dixon and not her husband in the V-Mag movie Hooter Hospital.
She’s been married for 10 years, has a regular job and her husband is cool with her fucking other guys. Now, he doesn’t want to bang other men’s wives or the check-out clerk at his supermarket. But he likes seeing his wife get cocked. Our SCORE TV reporter talked to Dallas while she was relaxing in the dressing room. She’s only posed for us, although I’m sure other companies have been after those great tits.
I’ve never been married to a porn star, a hooker, a promiscuous woman, a sex surrogate, a swinger or a free love advocate, so I don’t know how I could handle a situation like Dallas’ hub does. But I know guys who do. I don’t know if there is some secret to handling the thought of some guy’s cock in your woman’s pussy. There probably is.
In the feature DVD Boob Science, there’s a scene with Maggie Green doing her first hardcore girl-girl with Daphne Rosen. A couple of weeks ago, our studio manager came by and felt that SCORELANDguys should see this scene on the site, complete and uncut. It was the first time that Maggie ever did anything this hot and wild with another girl.
This Saturday, we’re ready to roll it for “Saturday Night At SCORE Theater.” It’s something of a first since we usually don’t run a complete chapter from a brand new DVD. Here’s the Boob Science back story for this scene. Two geeks named Dexter and Sheldon strike out constantly with girls, so they use their computer skills to create a superwoman named Mandy, played by Daphne. Daphne rips into the nerds for their lack of basic breast-loving skills. As part of their education, she conjures up Maggie so she can personally show the two dorks how a busty girl needs to be handled. And does she ever!
Then on Sunday in Bowling For Boobs in SCORE Theater, Dominno goes to a bowling alley. Maybe it’s her pink high heels or maybe Dominno’s just a klutz, but she’s having a lot of trouble tossing the ball. That two-piece schoolgirl/stripper outfit doesn’t help her bowling when her boobhound friend Kamil sees her. His mind in the gutter, his eyes pop out of his head like Wile E. Coyote’s and he can’t keep his fingers to himself. But Dominno likes his balls better than bowling balls anyway so he scores a strike. The moral of this SCORELAND video is that the couple that bowls together splits.
There’s a whole lotta sweatermeat jiggling this weekend at SCORELAND, starting today with Isis Haze and her busty car wash show. Isis has the answer to the auto industry woes…if only they would listen.
Kali West reaches for a different kind of hose.
Eight months knocked-up, Kali West shows how handy she is at cum extraction in Tits & Tugs. That’s going up Saturday.
Jayden Prescott: SCORE Wifey.
You met Jayden Prescott when she arrived at The SCORE Studio and chatted in a blog video with Dave. Now Jayden’s first photo shoot is ready to roll in “New Discovery” on Sunday.
This handsy dude put the finger on Cynthia Flowers.
Our research into the mysteries of breastnosis continues with Cynthia Flowers in “Boob Hypnosis,” posting Sunday in our Hardcore Special section. Cynthia’s major bazonkas turn us into real suckers. Stare at them and she’s got you.
