“I lotion my boobs very day. The more the better. Any time I shower, any time I do anything that makes the moisturizer or lotion come off, I put it back on. I take two or three showers a day. And I really rub it in. I want to get everything, get the lotion or moisturizer onto every inch of my tits because they are kinda big. You have to get underneath. Up and down and around. I like having a man do it for me, too. Massage my tits. That’s what they’re there for, right?”–Eva Notty
Breast massages are very therapeutic. A complete breast massage should last about 30 minutes, if possible. Slow and easy is more beneficial than hard and fast. Avoid scented or mineral oils and nut-based oils like almond oil in case of nut allergies.
Chapter 3 of Mamazon The Movie: Rachel Love takes on two guys!
Frying in the sun has its limitations. That’s where SCORELANDcomes in. Cool off and heat up with this weekend’s hot babes doing what they do best. Mamazon The Movie continues the cliffhanging with Chapter 3 and tough-girl Rachel Love learning the jungle boogie from two of her prisoners. If Queen Alexis Silver finds out, there’s gonna be hell to pay.
Morgan Leigh is a Busty Swinger in a matching video and photo set. Not exactly a swinger. Kind of a swinger. See slim-n-stacked cutie Morgan swing, play and tit-chat hotter than a $4.95-a-minute phone sex operator.
Bikini time for shapely Kaytee!
Morgan Leigh: Busty Swinger
Kaytee Carter shows off the kind of bikini she wears at home by her pool. That’s the kind of swimsuit that gets guys at the beach whipping out their cell phone cameras!
Annina stuffs those world cups in a teeny bikini.
And Annina wears an extreme swimsuit that ‘s not easy to figure out. It ties here, loops there and ultimately makes her a sexy, wrapped package. Over in Germany, Annina is making public appearances rooting for her home boys in the World Cup. The German team won on Wednesday, so Annina must be creaming in her jeans.
I’m not into all the craziness. The appeal of farked-up weirdness goes way past me. I don’t like to see bukkakes. And I also feel sorry for the janitor afterwards. Gang bangs? It’s mainly a man show with all the subtlety of a wrecking ball. There’s plenty more wacked-out fringe stuff that I won’t even bother writing about. All I can say is, to each his own and good luck.
Natalie would be a formidable competitor in banana-eating contests.
But Natalie Fiore simply unpeeling a banana and putting it in her mouth? A-ha! That I can watch over and over. Maria wrote two BLOG entries this week, one about fruit play, the other about the greatness of Natalie Fiore. As it turns out by chance (or maybe Maria has precognition), just in time for this Sunday’s SCORE Theater video is Foodie Time With Natalie Fiore. Just give me the simple pleasures in life and I’m content. Natalie coming back from a trip to the grocery store and saying “Teeets” in her sexy accent is all I really need. Pouring honey on her beautiful areolae and licking it off? Lip-smackin’ good. Like I commented, Natalie could turn a breast-man into an Iron Cock Chef in less than two minutes. Check out these vidcaps. (Her scene is video only.)
Also this weekend, Chapter Two of Mamazon The Movie starts today. In this episode, the bad-ass Mamazons, led by badder-ass queen Alexis Silver, examine one of their captives and his Johnson before throwing him back into their jungle jail. But on the way back to the lock-up, stacked warrior guard Alia Janine decides to find out what a man has to offer her so she jumps the hapless Hugo. It’s just the beginning of the male invasion and penetration of the Mamazons’ society and way of life. How you gonna keep ’em down on the farm after they’ve seen the man-pipe?
Enjoy it all because it’ll be Monday before ya know it!
Ashley Sage could pulverize you a berry smoothie with her weighty, mighty rack!
Lots of us would like to get into Carrie Lynn’s berries and cream.
Is that a banana in your cleavage, Desirae, or are you just happy to see us?
Karina Hart is top banana round these parts!
According to the USDA Food Guidelines, the average male needs at least two cups of fruit a day to maintain a healthy diet. Now, we don’t know about you, but for us, there are no two cups of fruit we’d rather have than the ones pictured right here. There is something almost mouthwatering about the way that Desirae offers you up a serving of that banana. Or the way that Ashley seems to be saying, “You seemed famished! Why don’t you come and eat some of my berries?”
I know staring at these pics makes me hungry!
Now, while I happen to think that playing with fruit in a sexual situation is very hot, there are a lot of big-boob lovers who don’t like any food in a model’s layout. They only want to see her melons and that’s that.
What kind of man are you? Do you mind foodplay in a pictorial? Do you find fruit sexy? Or when it comes to seeing your favorite busty beauties, do you object to produce?
Lucas goes in for a closer inspection of Ashlee's clit.
Ashlee Chambers is new to SCORE. Dave had a nice chat with her in a BLOG video. Ashlee is a hard-bodied fitness model and personal trainer from Dallas, Texas. She’s also super-freaky and says that some of her hobbies are spanking, wrestling, swinging, cum-eating, fucking machines, deep-throating and dressing up in costumes and heels, so you could say that she keeps herself pretty busy. Ashlee decided to become a total porn slut and takes that position (and other positions) seriously. She describes herself as a “cum-craving nympho cock-whore.”
The piledriver position is a piece of cake for Ashlee, a fitness competitor.
After seeing this video, I think Ashlee’s being way too modest. She also told us she enjoys the feeling of soreness from getting fucked very hard, the first time I ever heard that one. One of Ashlee’s attributes that’s most talked about is her extremely large clitoris. It extends way beyond her clit hood. Clits this big are very rare. (And I thought Penny Porsche had a big clit. Check out the closeups.) Her SCORE boff buddy Lucas Stone was also fascinated by it. She’s also got one of the dirtiest mouths ever heard in a SCORE video. There’s a lot to be said for a girl who knows she’s a slut and enjoys being one. High-energy Ashlee pours out a non-stop torrent of filthy words when Lucas gives her the wood. While he’s drilling into her like BP off the Gulf of Mexico, she calls herself his “black-cock slut.” Ashley’s video airs Saturday.
Welcome to The Big Show, Ashlee. Keep up the fine work.
Yes, we're all about big breasts, but this is a rarity.
We had a wild weekend on SCORELAND, right on top of last weekend’s action-packed On Location Grand Bahama super special. But let’s backtrack a few days. On Thursday, Natalie Fiore wore a thingie that I can only describe as…a thingie. A thingie that makes the compass point north. Natalie should wear stuff like this more often. Like all the time.
Natalie: nice outfit.
Then on Friday, Bebe Cooper and Kaytee Carter took their positions and compared bodies. I heard it was an unplanned, spontaneous photo shoot and one of the girls had to make a flight home so there’s no video, but the still pictures are great. Some of my favorite body showdowns in the past have been Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns, Summer Sinn and Crystal Gunns and Christy Marks and Kylee Nash. Now Bebe and Kaytee join the League of Extraordinary Comparative Eye Candy.
Bebe & Kaytee
Now about Kaytee Carter. Today, Kaytee stars in one of our trademarked, patented video chats with Dave. They’re not just hot. You get to know the girls as real girls. We didn’t invent the big-boobed video interview but we made it real and fun, not contrived and stiff. “The Kaytee Carter Chat” starts off in the model’s dressing room, the inner sanctum of boobage, and moves to a set where Kaytee not only talks about herself but demonstrates her skills at kickboxing, oils up her beautiful, naked bod and does other activities that are good for a man’s health. Kaytee’s underwear choice is also very interesting. Can’t describe it, though. You’ll have to see it.
Kaytee Carter
Jessica Taylor is a blue collar worker by day, dancer by night at Taboo in Arcadia, California. So far, she’s only been in one video. We’ve got it. “Last Call For Boobs” takes place in a bar and Jessica, a stacked, pretty redhead with a girl-next-door vibe, dares to go bare, shaking her boobs and butt in your face. That’s why she’s called an erection engineer. Maria interviewed Jessica in person for that edition and she’ll agree that Jessica is smokin’. I don’t know if Jessica will come back for a repeat but I hope so. If she does, we oughta do a tool-time girl layout and video.
Jessica Taylor
Capping off the weekend on Sunday is Christy Marks in a super-horny boob-bouncin’ video in SCORE Theater. Some of it was shot in POV that puts the viewer in the driver’s seat. Christy is pretty quiet in this video (unusual for her; usually she’s a real chatterbox), but when she and her booty call start fucking, she just explodes. I’m always impressed by the contortionist, flexible positions Christy can get into, either alone or riding the rod. She must have checked out the Cliff Notes for Kama Sutra for this romp. Lots of tits in motion too; shaking, dangling, swinging like bell clappers.
So okay! Have a fun weekend and just follow the bouncing boobs. Not that ya need me to tell ya that!
If any girl has a fuck-me face, Christy is that girl.
KarlaJames.com is part of My SCORE Sites on SCORELAND. My SCORE Sites: another word for free stuff if you're a member.
First, the good news. KarlaJames.com went live yesterday. And now for more good news. If you are a boner-fide monthly SCORELAND member (not a 3-day trial dude), you get KarlaJames.com free as part of the My SCORE Sites bonus inside SCORELAND. There were 10 My SCORE Sites, such as DianePoppos.com and CrystalGunnsWorld.com. All free. No extra fee. And now with Karla added, that’s 11 sites you get free as part of your monthly SCORELAND membership.
When you add in the Loyalty Program (one free site added monthly for every month you stay a SCORELAND member, an additional bonus not part of My SCORE Sites), there’s really no reason to leave the house that I can think of. Pizza, Chinese food and other staples of life can always be delivered. Not from us. We haven’t gotten into that yet.
I gotta tell you that I was against this decision and I bitterly fought it. I fought the law but the law won. Photographing models on these tropical paradises costs a lot of money, and that’s only the first step in the process. I think when you give people free stuff, they tend not to appreciate it or consider the costs. They yawn. They want more. That’s human nature. I’m like the prick credit manager at a car dealership who won’t lower his price by a penny. I’ve never believed in these new-wave freeconomics and freemiums theories. But after thinking it over, and talking to Dave and Maria, I’ve seen the light. I’m blinded by the light. And the light is Karla James. Free. No strings except string bikinis over her luscious bod. If you’re a SCORELAND member. Bringing you the girls you want to see is our thing. Another reason to join us.
You won't find Daphne Rosen's boobs on Chatroulette. In fact, you won't find ANYTHING on Chatroulette.
I’m fairly certain that Facebook and MySpace were created for the sole purpose of obtaining free porn. Sure, they hide behind the term social networking, but who here HASN’T rubbed one out to that hot girl from high school that you tell your wife you were such good friends with but really spoke to only once, when you needed to borrow a sheet of paper? I mean, really, if she’s going to post half-naked photos from her last trip to the Bahamas, well, I’m only human.
There was a distinct line drawn in the sand, though. Facebook, MySpace; they bring you one step closer to seeing these women naked, but they never quite deliver the goods. After all, they’re claiming to be social networking sites, not porn. I guess it makes it sound classier.
Enter Chatroulette.com. Where other social networking sites make a half-hearted attempt to camouflage their pornographic tendencies, Chatroulette seemingly has no shame.
The concept is simple. You sit in front of your webcam, click PLAY and are instantly connected to someone else sitting in front of their webcam. It’s completely random, so you could wind up talking to a guy in Peru, a girl in Russia or your mom in the next room. Then, when you get bored of that person, you click NEXT and, like magic, a new person appears. Rinse. Repeat. Sounds harmless enough. Except this is the Internet. The same Internet that routinely turns my favorite childhood cartoons into sex-crazed porn. It’s pretty easy to guess what path Chatroulette would take.
Here’s a simple math problem: Solve for X, when X = Anonymity + webcam + $0.00
There’s a flaw in the equation, though. I thought, for the sake of this post, I would try it out; see what Chatroulette has to offer. The answer–surprisingly, or not–is nothing. I clicked that NEXT button 100 times and this is what I came up with:
(43) men of various ages, who stared blankly at the screen without ever saying a word. (29) cameras aimed directly at the naked crotch of a masturbating man. (17) camera feeds that never connected for one reason or another. (5) couples who wanted only to tell me a joke. (None of which were even remotely funny.) (4) women who looked too young for me to do anything other than click the NEXT button as fast as possible. (1) man dressed as Spider Man. (I can’t even make this up.)
And one mildly attractive British woman who had just gotten home from work. I spoke to her for over an hour. Most of that time was just me asking her to say random sentences in that delightful accent. I love British people.
Not once in my 100 clicks did I come across a woman who was willing to take her clothes off. Hell, only 9% of the time was there even a woman on the screen. Yet, despite the overwhelming odds stacked against them, I encountered roughly 72 men who were sitting there waiting for the chance to see a naked girl magically pop up on their computer screen. I suspect it never happened.
Now, I’m no math wizard, but I might be able to help these guys increase their booby-viewing percentages exponentially. Ready for the secret? IT’S CALLED PORN. Taking into account the rare, but occasional, nip-slip, if you’re on MySpace or Facebook, you probably have around a 7% chance of seeing something stroke-worthy. On Chatroulette, your chances drop considerably. But here at SCORELAND, those chances jump to an unparalleled 100%.
So, sure, you can cruise social networking sites for hours at a time tonight, but just remember that you’ve been warned. Because you can waste all the time you like meticulously searching those places, but when it comes right down to it, right here is where the boobs are at.
They say the best things in life are free, but that’s bullshit. When it comes to porn, you get what you pay for.
Donita Dunes is probaby my favorite porn star ever and my go-to jack girl. If SCORE was all about me, she'd be in every issue. But it's not, so she isn't.
I’m going to make a confession: I’m the editor of SCORE (that’s not the confession part), but the magazine doesn’t always reflect my exact personal tastes (that’s the confession part). Yes, I love big tits. Yes, I was a SCORE reader and SCORELAND member before I came to The SCORE Group. But the fact is that if the magazine reflected my exact personal tastes, some of you wouldn’t be happy. The thing is, the main job of an editor is knowing what your readers like and why they like it, then giving it to them. I do understand how every girl who appears in the magazine will appeal to many readers. Bottom line: SCORE is not about me. It’s about you. All of you.
I love Victoria Brown. She's nasty. She's slutty. She'll do anything on camera. I don't want to have a conversation with her. I want to bone her in the ass.
Which brings me to the poll question that’s currently running on the Blog. It goes, “What would be your dream date with your favorite big-boobed model?” The results so far:
Just get to know her better over dinner: 12%
Something romantic, and if it leads to sex, great: 18%
Something fun, and if it leads to sex, great: 37%
Date? I just want to fuck her!: 21%
I’ll take dinner and a tit-fuck.: 12%
It boggles my mind that for 67% of you, the dream date doesn’t have to involve sex. Maybe it’s because I’ve already had the opportunity to meet and get to know the girls, so now I want to have sex with them. But I don’t think that’s all of it. Even when I was a SCORE and Voluptuous reader and SCORELAND member, I wanted to do two things with the models: 1. Jack to them; 2. Fuck them.
And there’s another thing.
I like sluts. I love sluts. I don’t want my big-titted models to be glamour girls. I have no fantasies of marrying them or of them being my girlfriend. I want them to dress like sluts and act like sluts. They don’t even have to be sluts; they just have to act like them at the appropriate times. But, you may have noticed, we don’t go for the hooker/slut look too often in SCORE and on SCORELAND. Why? Because it’s not what most of you guys want. But I do love our website BigTitHooker.com.
One of my favorite photos on SCORELAND. It's sleazy, it's in-your-face. It's of Aspen, who I've met several times. She's a very nice girl. But I like her best with a cock in her mouth.
I’m kinda this way with professional athletes, too. I have no desire to meet any of them or go out to lunch with any of them (except for maybe SaRenna Williams, but I’d just sit there and stare at her rack). I sometimes hear about charity dinners in which people pay to sit at the same table with a famous athlete. Yeah, and do what? I want David Wright (the Mets’ third baseman) to do one thing for me this season: hit home runs. I have no desire to meet him. Of course, this could be because I used to be a sports writer and know that professional athletes tend to be extremely uninteresting.
That’s not true of SCORE Girls. They tend to be very interesting and a lot of fun, too. But the thing is, they have those big tits, and those pussies they love to show off, and the whole idea of it is so nasty and hot…I just want to fuck them, and yeah, dinner would be nice, but…
“Watching you get your titties fucked is a lot of fun,” says a smiling SCORELAND Model of the Decade Christy Marks to Janet Jade as they approach their handiwork. This weekend on Saturday, March 6, Christy and Janet provide hand and tit-relief in a March ’10 Voluptuous pictorial and in a matching 19 minute video. If there’s anything better than one huge-chested girl yanking your boner, it’s two of them. They don’t come any more luscious than these two dream-dolls, Christy and Janet.
Of course, on one level, I’m as jealous of this bastard as you are but the good part is that this video and the photos were shot in “this-is-your-wood” POV instead of his stinking face looking at the camera. From day one, the moment they walked through the gates of these hallowed halls of honkers, I’ve always thought of Christy and Janet as girlfriend material. I’ve never been a fan of Hollywood porn stars and I’m happy these two never considering going that route, perish the thought. They start off in hot, sexy girl-next-door clothes, then strip down to their skimpy panties, play with each others tits and nipples, and pour oil on their topless hooters before the jacking and boobie-bonking commences. The girls purr and murmur in jack-chat throughout in a very natural manner and that added a sonic eroticism that’s really soothing.
Janet Jade, Christy Marks and one very lucky guy.
Then on Sunday, March 7, new arrival Jayden Prescott does her first XXX video. I’ve worked for SCORE since 1993 but I still find her back-story really interesting. Most models start off with solos, then work up to old Doc Johnson. Then maybe one out of 50 might do a guy-girl scene later on. Husbands and boyfriends have made videos with SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in the past but it’s rare that a SCORE reader lets his wife make a video with a total stranger. It’s a pretty extraordinary event we have here.
You may know from two previous Blogs (one, two) that Jayden had never modeled before. Had never danced nude in a club. But they read every issue cover-to-cover and they buy the DVDs. They know a lot about SCORE‘s history. They’re fans. “I’ve got the greatest husband, letting me do SCORE while he’s home,” Jayden told us. “He didn’t even mind that I’m going to have sex. In fact, he encouraged me to do it. The thing that attracted me to my husband was how consistent he was. He’s a down-to-Earth guy. Never pushy. Never judgmental. He kinda lets me do my own thing. That’s the best part. He lets me be here, and he’s at home working. He’s been reading the magazines since 1993. Pretty much since the beginning. My husband was the second guy I’ve had sex with. The guy I’m with today will be the third guy I’ve ever fucked.” Holy Gadzookas, Boob Man. So here’s a guy who can now say that he has his own SCORE magazine model (the April ’10 edition) at home! Jayden’s deep-throat and anal talents are right up there. This is one lucky reader. Thanks, Jayden Prescott!
Jayden Prescott eye-bangs her partner before they get it on.
