Tag Archive: Siri
July 18, 2013 by Elliot James
Goldie and her geyser magic.
Speaking of cork poppers, Goldie Ray’s the kind of girl who inspires huge eruptions at SCORELAND.
If you haven’t seen Goldie’s XXX scenes, you’ve missed out big time on enjoying this screamer.
Goldie’s sexy, traffic-stopping legs did not go unappreciated, and that’s why she’s the covergirl of the Fall ’13 Leg Sex magazine, now gamming up the men’s rack at stores everywhere.
I’m a fan of Goldie’s, and she’s a great choice for this issue and cover because she has this blonde bombshell movie actress vibe about her, like Marilyn Monroe, Mamie Van Doren, Jayne Mansfield and Diana Dors.
This edition also features Vanessa, the girl who raised a ruckus by growing out a big bush.
It was Goldie’s dream to pose for magazines. Now she’s accomplished her mission and inspired emissions.
The previous issue of Leg Sex (Spring ’13) featured SCORE babes Siri, Bella Blaze, Amber Bach and Rachel Love, proving that many SCORE Girls have super-shapely legs, too.
June 19, 2013 by Elliot James
Beverly Paige is so hot she needed a hosing.
1) Stacked & Sticky
Siri, Beverly Paige, Jazmine, Kitana Flores, Reina Lee, Bella Blaze and Jolie Rain are sticky because dudes just came on their tits!
2) Cocoa Nut Busters 2
Two discs, 12 caramel hotties and all of them are fucking. Features N-cup natural Maserati, Melissa Reed, Kristina Milan and many more.
3) Busty Anal Sluts 2
They’re usually good girls, but when there’s a cock in their ass, they turn into sluts. Features Goldie Ray, Sabrina Linn and 24 anal indulgers.
4) Hitomi
It’s the one DVD devoted entirely to the 2012 Newcomer of the Year, the bustiest naturally stacked Asian ever. Bikinis and tiny tops.
5) The Greatest Big Bust DVD Volume 3
Forty-eight girls. Over 800 minutes of all-natural action. Are we nuts? With a package like this, you won’t have to buy another DVD ever!
6) Valory’s Vault
Nine scenes featuring the 2012 Model of the Year with her perfect tits, perfect ass, perfect face, perfect body…heck, perfect everything!
7) Tits & Tugs 9
What happens when Roxi Red wraps her K-cup naturals around a big cock? The cock doesn’t look so big anymore! Sixteen tuggers in all.
8 ) SCORE Threesomes
One man isn’t enough, so Amber Lynn Bach and Brittany O’Neil take two. Plus, Karen Fisher and Kelly Christiansen pleasure one man.
9) Fuckin’ Naturals
These girls are naturally stacked, and they travel to bang cock. Stars Siri, Goldie Ray, Krystal Swift, Shione Cooper, Beverly Paige, Lana Ivans and more.
10) Here Cums Christy
Here she comes, and here she cums! Christy Marks fucks her pussy to orgasm then sucks and fucks until she and her partners cum.
Visit eBoobStore.com or call 1-800-421-0760 (U.S. & Canada) or 001-305-662-5959 (International). See many of them now at SCOREonDemand.com.
SCORE Model of the Year 2012 Valory Irene
June 8, 2013 by Elliot James
Then again, Siri never strikes out, does she? She did say she was a swinger. She really knows how to handle a bat.
This layout (published in the May ’13 SCORE, the awards issue) hits one right out of the park. See it now at SCORELAND.
Is Siri the answer to the Miami Marlins’ sagging attendance? I believe she is but no one will listen to me.
Take Siri out to the ball game.
May 10, 2013 by Elliot James
If I had to choose SCORE Girls with traffic-stopping legs, this Blog would be 100 pages long. So for now, here are four hotties with luscious, curvy legs that go on forever.
Usually the emphasis is not on their legs in photos or videos, but there are exceptions.
There’s a bad pick-up line that goes, “Are your legs tired? Because they’ve been running through my mind all day.” But I get what the originator of this line meant.
Sophie Mae is a trained dancer and dancing instructor. Years of dance training have paid off. She has world-class pins.
“I don’t like big clothes,” said Venera, another gam goddess. “I like clothes that are tight and show off my body. I might wear a tight skirt or shorts.” Granny dresses and Birkenstocks are not for Venera, for which I give heavy thanks.
“I love wearing heels,” says Beverly Paige. “I will wear heels for a man if I am cooking him breakfast. I will wear them for him. I think that anything that makes you feel sexy is okay. If you wake up in the morning and you look like shit, you are going to feel like shit. So, when I wear heels, it makes my legs look nice, my ass look good and it helps me to radiate confidence.”
And then there is Siri, covergirl of the Spring 2013 Leg Sex magazine. Siri is trained in karate, and that’s great exercise for the legs. Yet I’ve read only one comment about her shapely legs, and that surprises me. Ain’t that a kick in the head?
When we leave the office for lunch, we rarely if ever see the combination of outstanding racks and super-sexy legs, and we’re in South Florida where lots of clothing is rare all year long and bare legs rule. It’s reminder of just how rare SCOREGirls are.
Sophie's a terrific dancer and dance instructor.
Siri strikes a leg pose that's also a key boob pose.
Venera has a leg up on everything a guy wants.
"I love wearing heels," says Beverly.
April 22, 2013 by Elliot James
1. Siri
2. Christy Marks
3. Sha Rizel
4. Katarina Dubrova
5. Sensual Jane
6. Angela White
7. Lana Ivans
8. Anna Song
9. Merilyn Sakova
10. Chloe Vevrier
As of today, these 10 models are the top-rated models at SCORELAND. The Model Directory page lists the 50 top-rated modelss. Members click on a star to rate the model or to rate a specific photo set or video. The ratings can change on a daily basis.
This list is interesting because Chloe, Merilyn, Anna and Sensual Jane haven’t modeled for SCORE in a long time yet they’re right up there. It proves that perennial favorites don’t lose their power. (From what I’m told, one of them will be back at SCORELAND soon.)
It’s no surprise to see Siri, Sha, Angela or Christy. It’s a surprise not to see Venera, Leanne Crow or Karina Hart. Where’s Hitomi?
And now for something completely different.
A poll asking “What do you log-in to SCORELAND with?” yielded no significant changes since April of 2011.
48% use desktops.
33% use their laptops.
8% use tablet computers.
11% use their phones.
There was an 8% drop in desktop use over the last two years. That could be linked to less desktops being sold in the big-box stores. Me, I remain old-school and I’m perfectly happy with my desktop. I had to replace a Dell and I was surprised at the dismal selection at H.H. Gregg, even though I know what the hardware manufacturers’ ultimate aim is.
Yet tablet and phone usage haven’t skyrocketed. I believe the reason is not being able to download and save videos and photo files on a hard drive like you can with a laptop or desktop. These devices have no ports, so you can’t even stick in a 50 GB flash drive and save a video to that. You also can’t play a DVD.
The day I watch a Valory Irene video on my 3.5 inch phone screen is the day I start wearing a hoodie, get a tattoo on my neck and start skateboarding to the office.
Valory Irene today at SCORELAND.
March 10, 2013 by Elliot James
Siri’s a bra-buster. Tomorrow, she’s a dust-buster.
Tomorrow at SCORELAND, you get to enjoy Siri dressed as a hot maid. Cosplay is always welcome, especially with a girl like Siri. (Let’s face it, there are NO girls LIKE Siri. She’s one of a kind.)
Siri joins a group of SCORE and V-Girls who kill the traditional fantasy maid’s outfit, something no real maid has ever worn unless her boss is a rich horndog and likes to watch his maid clean as he sits in an easy chair sipping a cognac. Which I would do if I had the money.
This kind of maid’s outfit is strictly for a couple’s bedroom, a fantasy photo shoot, a Halloween party or a bad British stage farce.
I wonder what Siri wears at Halloween parties. She has two belts in karate. Maybe she goes as a ninja? She’s also a Harry Potter fan. Maybe she goes as Luna Lovegood?
Siri is maid for jerking.
We’ll have to ask Siri.
February 18, 2013 by Elliot James
The annual awards edition is here with pictorials of Angela White, Beshine, Daylene Rio, Hitomi, Melissa Manning, Sabrina Linn, Siri, Valory Irene and Venera, plus a photo feature of the new DVD Busty Anal Sluts 2 and a photo special looking back at Alyssa Alps.
Get your copy of the May ’13 SCORE plus a free DVD (in most areas) at your favorite store or through eBoobStore with your choice of a print version or a digital version with embedded videos.
And the drumroll please for the Award winners as voted by ballots, emails and through the voting platform at SCORELAND.
Model of the Year
Valory Irene-Winner
Venera-1st runner-up
Angela White-2nd runner-up
Beshine-3rd runner-up
Newcomer of the Year
Hitomi-Winner
Siri-1st runner-up
Sabrina Linn-2nd runner-up
Melissa Manning-3rd runner-up
Hardcore Performer of the Year
Daylene Rio
Big-Boob Hall of Fame
Alyssa Alps
The contest results issue!
February 14, 2013 by Elliot James
Love those whoppers. Anjii Ross (April '13 V-mag) is back.
My dirty mind could come up with a lot of different suggestions, but none of them are what so many SCORELAND Girls want to try that they have never tried before. It’s a question on the model’s bio sheet.
Anji Ross, who has a fresh pair (as in a photo set and matching video) now showing at SCORELAND, wants to try this.
So does Jazmine, Felicia Clover, Siri, Kristi Maxx, Catt Green and many more.
That thing is…skydiving. Yes, jumping out of an airplane at 12,000 feet and counting on 300 square feet of nylon to land safely.
What do you make of that? That many models are thrill-seekers in search of an adrenaline rush?
By the way, I was packing up Renee Ross’s bra to ship to Mr. D.S. of Norwood, Ohio, the winner of the November ’12 Voluptuous magazine giveaway, and I wondered if Renee’s 44DDD brassiere could be used as a parachute if I had to jump out of an airplane like Daniel Craig to escape a gang of rival men’s magazine editors. Look at this photo. That’s an 18-inch ruler next to it just to give you something to compare it to. I can’t even describe how big her bra is. I hope D.S. gives it the place of honor in his home that it deserves.
Could Renee's bra function as a parachute?
February 2, 2013 by Elliot James
Spring 2013 Leg Sex is here to heat up the chill of winter.
What do Siri, Rachel Love, Bella Blaze and Amber Bach have in common? Besides being SCORE Girls?
They’re starring in the latest edition of Leg Sex magazine, now on-sale at your favorite store, or get it direct from eBoobStore.
They have sexy minds that match their sexy behinds.
“I love the taste of pussy,” says Rachel. “I especially like the taste of my own pussy,” Rachel said. “Not all pussies are the same.”
“If having sex and loving it makes a person a slut, then I am a slut and so are 99% of men. But it shouldn’t be a bad thing,” Siri informed us. More power to her. It’s been almost a year since Siri arrived to bring the joy.
“I’m tough to keep up with sexually, only because I like it so many different ways,” sporty and athletic MILF Amber explained. “Sometimes I like it soft and romantic. Sometimes I like to be just pounded the shit out of. And then there’s other times when I like to be tied-up, blindfolded and fucked.”
“When I was working as a waitress, a guy dropped a sugar packet and said, ‘Here, you dropped your name tag,'” said Bella, who was also a bartender in the midwest before shaking it up here.
Gia Giancarlo, Carrie Romano, Jenna Ross, Larkin Love and Lily Love bring up the rear and spread their hot legs to flesh out this edition.
January 29, 2013 by Dave
Siri
Karina Hart
As of 4:37 p.m. on Tuesday, January 29, less than 0.05% of the votes separated Siri and Karina Hart in the battle for Voluptuous magazine’s Ass of the Year. That’s less than 0.05% with just a little over two days remaining until the ballot box closes. Now, we haven’t finished counting all of the votes that have come in from magazine readers, but the magazine and online voting have been mirroring each other in this category, and readers can’t seem to decide who should win Ass of the Year.
I have to admit, it’s a tough decision. Both girls have great asses. And the only reason I’m letting you in on this information before the ballot boxes close (in political elections, voting figures usually aren’t released until after everybody has voted) is because you still have time to vote. Not much time, but you have time. And the thing is, this is one of those situations in which your vote will make a difference.
So if you haven’t voted for V-Mag’s Ass of the Year (and all of the other V-Mag categories), vote now. Don’t be an ass! Vote for a great ass!
