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The SCORE voting ends. The Voluptuous voting continues.

January 5, 2013 by Elliot James

The voting for SCORE‘s four contests ended on New Year’s Eve. The voting for the Voluptuous contests continues and ends on January 31.

A number of voters have included their comments, ranging from one sentence to several paragraphs. Here’s a sampling:

Sports-loving Nancy Navarro is a New York Yankees fan.

Indy liked Nancy Navarro for SCORE Newcomer of the Year: “The hardworking, sports-loving, girl-next-door who thinks she might not have the goods to be SCORE (April ’12 debut, Sept ’12, Jan ’13)? Then, add the double-play in Voluptuous (July ’12 debut, October ’12, Jan ’13) and being featured in The Greatest Big Bust DVD Ever #3? Yeah, honey’s got the goods! I’d be really surprised if she pulls something I’ve never seen since I’ve been a subscriber:  a simultaneous Newcomer of the Year winner!!”

S.C. from Sweden writes, “Minka is the best hardcore performer of all times. Nobody is better then her. What a titillating pleasure to watch her fuck!”

G.G. likes Siri: “Classic natural, huge, beautiful and shows everything plus hardcore. Estelle Taylor, Nancy Navarro and Hitomi are awesome and if they showed it all would be beat out Siri.”

Goldie Ray gets props for her unchained sexual linguistics.

K.S. has much to say about his personal faves. “I love Roxanne Miller’s body but Goldie Ray’s enthusiasm for on-camera fucking can’t be ignored. She’s one hot blonde piece of ass who can park herself on my dick any day of the week. Maserati truly is one of those ‘double-take’ models, where the first time you see her you have to rub your eyes and look again because you absolutely cannot believe what you’re seeing. She couldn’t be more perfect if she’d been engineered in a lab. Her tits are simply unreal and in my humble opinion she’s the hottest black girl ever to be in SCORE,  which is saying something. What I wouldn’t give to see her and fellow MOTY finalist Kelly Christiansen gettin’ it on in a chocolate/vanilla lezzie lickfest. Daylene Rio has been a personal favourite of mine (all-time top five, for sure) pretty much since she first appeared. SCORE‘s ultimate busty hooker, she has a look in her eye that says ‘I could suck a billiard ball through a drinking straw.’ What higher accolade is there in the annals of porndom than to receive your own starring full-length XXX DVD? I say team her up with Goldie Ray for the sequel and retreat to a safe distance!”

K.S. approves Daylene Rio.

So now we enter the last month of voting for the V-mag contests. Vote at SCORELAND or use this handy ballot. Make your voice heard, whichever way you decide. Personally, I’m glad I don’t vote. The choices are overwhelming.

Send in the ballot or vote by email.

Top Five Busty Newcomers of 2012

December 29, 2012 by Maria

Being the editor of V-mag, I consider myself a tit expert.

I mean, I don’t have a doctorate or anything, but I stare at a lot of big, natural tits all day long. I have for close to a decade. I think that this qualifies my opinion as legit when it comes to nice tatas.

That said, I am going to say that the only person who compiled this list was me. lol

I didn’t ask anyone else’s opinion because I wanted to group these ladies together based on my own musings and findings.

But please keep in mind…I am a tit expert.

😉

2012 was a year of many newcomers and to me, it was a year where I saw a lot of ladies with stacked star power.

So, without further ado, I would like to give you my Top 5 Busty Newcomers of 2012.

I will interject here and say that this list is of All-NATURALS.

If you like some of the augmented ladies who debuted in 2012, please see Dave for his list.

And away we go…

5) Roxanne Miller

Maybe it’s because I have a thing for redheads. Or maybe it’s because I like a lady who looks a little bit wild and fun. Whatever it is, Roxanne Miller floats my boat. She has great jugs and a beautiful face. I was very excited when she came our way. She makes my list because she looks like the kind of girl who would show up at my house in just a coat and nothing else underneath. I like that.

4) Felicia Clover

Felicia makes my list because she is the total package; horny, stacked and her ass is plump and juicy. If I could give her a grade, I would give her a T for tits and an A+ for ass and more ass. And she is a freak! This girl likes to fuck EVERYWHERE! I like ladies who want to get it on in public, in cars, in movie theaters, in college classrooms, etc. Felicia and I have chatted a lot and I think she is the kind of girl you want to date because she has a faster libido than you. Hubba, hubba!

3) Rockell

Oh, Rockell…so hot, so sweet. Rockell and I became friends when she first came to our studio and I must say that she charmed the pants right off of me.
Okay, fine, my pants stayed on, but in my imagination, they were not.
She is a really down-to-earth chick who likes the outdoors and dancing and just hanging out in sexy outfits. She makes my list because I asked her to do a split and she did…and then she showed me her tits. Wahoooo!

2) Krystal Swift

Krystal makes my list because she debuted and then she fucked right away. Oh, and she is smoking hot, too. She is like a stacked Barbie and she has a horny streak that cannot be tamed. I like that. Basically, if you are hot, busty and horny, I am into you. Krystal fits the bill.

1) Siri

Do I have to explain why Siri is my No. 1?
I mean, if I have to, okay, I would say it is a combo of a lot of things. For one, she has those sweet inverted nipples that beckon to be suckled. She is also the cutest lady to talk to. She has the best personality and she is smart. She isn’t just book smart, oh, no. She is NERD smart. Siri is the kind of girl who would read a book completely naked. I like that. Don’t you? She also did topless karate for me and I must admit that from that moment on, I was smitten. She is also the raunchiest and kinkiest lay of all time. I know because I have seen her fuck and fuck and fuck and then fuck some more and it’s always so good. Siri is just sexy and sexual and good. She is definitely the best newcomer of 2012, in my honest tit expert opinion.

But hey, to be fair I am willing to hear all of your choices, so chime in.

I look forward to it.

xoxo

Maria

 

The 12-plus babes of Xmas

December 24, 2012 by Elliot James

All SCORE and V-Men want for Christmas are jiggle belles with big boobs decorating their trees and dancing around them.

Twelve days? Let’s make it 14.

This is the reason for the season.

I don’t need another Swiss Army knife.

I will take cameltoe instead of mistletoe.

At this time of the year, I give thanks. Thanks that girls like these decided to show us what they’re made of.

Wishing every model, every contributor, every reader, every DVD collector, every website member, every store employee, every friend of The SCORE Group and everyone on our cool staff a Happy Holiday.

Some Xmas week birthday babes: Victoria Lane (Dec. 22), Mercedes Mounds (Dec. 23), Jeannine Oldfield (Dec. 25), Desiree (Dec. 24), Alanna Ackerman (Dec. 25), Goldie Blair (Dec. 26), Angel Eyes (Dec. 26), Ivy Dreams (Dec. 28), Lanea Love (Dec. 29), Melonie Max (Dec. 31) and Holly Halston (Dec. 31). Happy Birthday.

And here is the trailer of my all-time favorite SCORE Xmas video (not counting the SCOREtv Holiday Specials).

 

 

The February 2013 issue of Voluptuous has hit the newsstands! MERRY TITMAS!

December 15, 2012 by Maria

The Feb. '13 issue of V-mag is full of boobs and boobs and more boobs. MERRY TITMAS!

For all of you who want your bells jingled and some busty babe to deck your balls,

the wait is OVER!

The February 2013 issue of V-mag has arrived and it is jam-packed with Christmas cheer!

And by Christmas cheer, I mean TITTIES!

And who doesn’t love those, right?

There are 18 pairs of perky ‘jiggle’ bells inside this issue and one of them belongs to cover girl and Southern Belle, Rockell. She’s quite the hottie, if you ask me.

Plus, get your first look at the newest V-mag DVD, V-Girls Next Door, featuring all of your favorite natural big titters!

And curvy sensations Gabrielle Love and Felicia Clover show off their big tits and fat asses,too!

You get Siri and Luxury Amore in XXX action and Kitana Flores takes on two cocks at once!

For those of you who really like a pair of knocked-up knockers, Shyla Shy returns to show off her preggo tatas.

Lola is back, taking a bath and putting on a pussy show for you, too.

And if you love the curvy ladies of Montego Babes, they are all back, naked by a pool. There’s nothing like three bra-busters in tiny bikinis!

AND YOU CAN ALSO DOWNLOAD THE DIGITAL ISSUE ON TO YOUR IPAD!

Isn’t technology fucking awesome?

This issue has everything you need to stay warm during these winter months.

And by warm, I mean hard as a rock and strokin’.

Check it out now on the eBoobStore!

Merry TITMAS! May boobs bless us all, everyone!

xoxox

Maria

 

Siri, will you sex me?

December 14, 2012 by Elliot James

Image stabilizers and steady-cams were invented for cameras so that men with shaking, trembling hands would be able to photograph girls like Siri without ruining the shot.

The perfect combo of beauty, boobs, body and brain, Siri is back at SCORE this weekend in a fresh boff-bash at SCOREVideos.com.

From the dress that requires adult supervision to the suckin’ and smashin’ and smooshin’, this is, in my opinion, Siri’s horniest SCORE video.

Dave thinks Hitomi will win Newcomer of the Year. I think Siri will win.  (There is such a thing as a free lunch because we have a bet riding on this, and the loser pays.)

Siri has it all, does it all and puts it all out there. She’s invigorated the year at SCORE and V-mag. There are two weeks left before the SCORE voting ends, and it’s looking like a two-girl race. A month later, the V-mag voting wraps.

For now, let’s forget the contests and just focus on Siri’s wild ways. Warning! This cumming attraction clip might fry your motherboard.

 

Is this dress legal?

How the voting is shaping up for the 2012 SCORE Awards

December 7, 2012 by Dave

I would really like to know how the conversation went when Minka asked her teammates to vote for her for Hardcore Performer of the Year.

You have just 24 days remaining until the ballot box closes at SCORELAND for the 2012 SCORE Awards. We’ve been busy counting the votes (thousands of them have been pouring in at the website and also from SCORE readers), and here’s a look at how the races are shaping up.

For Newcomer of the Year, it’s looking like a two-way race between Hitomi and Siri, which doesn’t surprise me at all. I actually thought Hitomi would be an easy winner, but then Elliot said he thought Siri would win, so that led to a little lunch bet. Sabrina Linn, Melissa Manning and Estelle Taylor are in the running, too, but they have a lot of ground to make up between now and midnight on December 31.

For Model of the Year, I’ve never seen a year in which the voting was so close, and if you asked me right now who I think is going to win, I’d say, “Who knows?” Valory Irene, Angela White, Venera, Leanne Crow, Beshine, Eva Notty…they’re all getting a lot of support, and who’s ahead depends on the day, even the hour.

For Hardcore Performer of the Year (the one award in which you really have to fuck your way to the top), another close race is brewing among Daylene Rio, Stephanie Stalls, Brittany O’Neil, Desiree, Kitana Flores and Minka. Speaking of Minka, I just received a package with about 15 ballots from members of Minka’s tennis team, all voting for their teammate for Hardcore Performer of the Year.

Finally, the Hall of Fame: I have high hopes that Alyssa Alps is finally going to get admitted, but don’t look now because Cindy Cupps, Sammie, Crystal Gunns and Colt 45 are breathing right down her bra straps.

As I said, the ballot box closes at midnight on December 31. Winners will be announced in the May 2013 issue of SCORE…unless I decide to leak the results before then.

 

Lena Li lets her hair down at SCORE

November 30, 2012 by Elliot James

Lena Li's hair is a hairsbreadth from the floor.

For the most part, I rarely think about a model’s hair. My low-voltage brain is fixated on other areas. But I thought about hair while preparing and reviewing a photo set and video of gorgeous, big-boobed Taiwanese model Lena Li for Scoreland2.com last Tuesday. Not muff. Not bush. Lena didn’t have one when she modeled at SCORE. Her pussy was shaved. I mean the length of the hair on Lena’s head. It’s really something special.

Lena was born in Taiwan.

Lena has the longest hair I’ve ever seen, except for the country-western singer Crystal Gayle. When Lena came here from Los Angeles in 2006, she said she hadn’t cut her hair in 14 years.

“Guys think my hair is really sexy,” Lena said. “I get as much attention for my hair as I do for my boobs. They’re always asking me if they can brush it!” I agreed with her. It is really sexy.

Lena did very little video, and the one we posted is the hottest I’ve ever seen her in. She spreads, rubs and finger-bangs her beautiful, thick-lipped pussy in a soapy bath.

No one at SCORELAND or XLGirls has ever come close to having Lena’s hair length. It reached the floor. I remember the photographer telling me that he and the make-up artist had to be careful that it didn’t touch the floor in some poses. It did in the shot at right.

Most girls at SCORELAND have hair no longer than a foot below their shoulders. There aren’t a lot of girls with extremely long hair. Venera and Minka keep it long. Short hairdos are rare these days. Siri keeps her hair short. So does Elaina Gregory.

Elaina keeps it short.

Minka gives back.

I don’t know if Lena is still modeling or if her hair is as long as it was. The last thing I knew was that she was attending the Los Angeles Glamourcon model convention in 2009. No one I know in California has seen her in a while.

Hair’s to hair. The long and the short of it.

Venera likes it long.

 

 

 

Felicia Clover: Student body!

November 24, 2012 by Elliot James

Wow! Now that's a student body!

Can’t get enough of Felicia Clover?

Her latest video at SCOREVideos.com is “Student Body.” The bustiest girl on campus, Felicia needs a study break from the books, and her booty call needs her boobs in his face. Fair trade? “I’m a good girl but not in the bedroom. I’m a bad girl there,” says Felicia. Give the girl an A, will ya?

And at SCORELAND, Siri is a new hire at the SCORE warehouse in “Triple Play.” (Now that’s a real fantasy!) Siri is going to show these two bozos that they’d better straighten out or she’ll straighten them out! And she’s got just the job skills to do it. If I knew these shenanigans were going on in the warehouse, I’d have sold tickets.

Siri goes for the Triple Play at SCORELAND! Booyah!

Happy Spanksgiving!

November 22, 2012 by Maria

Happy Spanksgiving! Let's be thankful for big, white, round booties!

It’s here!

Football and Turkey with Parades and Desserts Day, AKA Thanksgiving!

On behalf of all of us here at SCORELAND, I want to wish all of you a safe and happy holiday surrounded by family and friends and lots of good eats!

On this day, we all reflect on why we are thankful. We give thanks for all the awesome things that make our lives wonderful.

Well, upon reflecting what makes my day extra amazing, I couldn’t help but think about the one thing I am most thankful for…

White women with big asses.

I know, I know…I should be thankful for big tits, and I am, but not as much as I am for big white booties.

In fact, the last time that Felicia Clover was in our studio, she introduced me to the term “whooty”, which stands for “white girl with a big booty.”

And boy do I love whooties!

(Technically, I love all big asses. I just like big, white asses the best.)

In fact, I am so thankful for those round, white asses that I am renaming today SPANKSGIVING.

So, in the name of Spanksgiving, here is a big, white booty montage for all of you and I hope it inspires you to spank your cocks in appreciation!

HAPPY SPANKSGIVING, GUYS! I HOPE YOU STUFF YOUR COCKS INTO HOT CHICKS TODAY! Hopefully ones with big asses!

xoxo,

Maria

Contessa Rose has a fat, white ass!

Lana Ivans has a big butt and I cannot lie...

Sara Jay and phat ass go together like salt and pepper.

Siri's big, milky white ass makes me want to eat her cookie.

Felicia Clover is a "whooty"; a white girl with a big booty!

Ashley Sage looks like she needs a spanking.

Daphne Rosen has a whole lotta ass!

BootyLicious model Julie Cash is packing a lot of junk in her trunk!

Karina Hart has an award-winning booty. She won V-mag's Ass of the Year in 2011.

Cherry Brady has big melons and big buns, too!

A happy third (or fourth) wheel gives thanks for the memories

November 21, 2012 by Dave

There's only one thing missing from this photo: Me.

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, but today, I’m going to give thanks. I am going to give thanks because there are times when I have to stop and realize that I’m lucky to have the job I have. And those times usually occur when I’m thinking, “Why don’t I ever get any?”

For example, there’s a new hardcore video of Siri going up tomorrow at SCORELAND. You will definitely give thanks for this video. Siri has a three-way with two studs. I suggest that between football games, you sneak off to your study, or wherever your jack chamber happens to be, and enjoy the show. But there’s a third guy in the video. He’s not a stud. He doesn’t get any of Siri’s mouth or pussy. He plays the boss.

That guy would be me.

Poor me. Pity me! Let’s have a pity party for Dave. Because all Dave got to do that day was stare at Siri’s naked tits and ass for about a half  hour.

I have done the following over the past 11 years: Interview girls while they were sucking SOME OTHER GUY’S cock. Interview girls while they were FUCKING SOME OTHER GUY. Had girls finger-fuck and dildo their pussies in front of me…just so they could fuck SOME OTHER GUY. Oiled up girls’ boobs before they went off to fuck SOME OTHER GUY.

Well, I’m here to tell you that you get two things from situations like these:

1.) Blue balls.

2.) Good memories.

And there’s nothing like a good memory to get rid of a nasty case of blue balls.

So I’m giving thanks. Thanks for the in-person tits, thanks for the in-person pussy, thanks that I could walk into the studio, as I did earlier this week, and see Bailey Santanna sitting in the makeup chair without a stitch of clothes on.

Of course, moments later, she fucked SOME OTHER GUY!

But I’m giving thanks anyway. Because as the hooker says to Woody Allen in the movie Deconstructing Harry, “It beats the hell out of waitressing!”

Not that I’ve ever been a waitress. Happy Thanksgiving.