You don’t need to be an American to appreciate this weekend’s menu. It’s always a holiday of hooters here. A parade of pulchritude. And here’s why.
Kelly Christiansen is back at our citadel of cleavage. Reason enough to celebrate. Is there anyone who spreads the sunshine like Kelly? She’s the go-to girl for many Scorelanders. I remember thinking the first day we met Kelly, ” This is a superwoman.” The blonde goddess, a reader’s wife, has become a huge favorite and a regular since her debut in the Holiday ’10 SCORE. What Kelly wants, Kelly gets. And she gets it all in the fresh scene “Angel of SCORELAND.” A camera lens melted from the intense heat Kelly generated. I warned them not to get too close. Look for Kelly in the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, coming soon!
Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."
December ’11 SCORE covergirl Venera is back to give us more stackitude. She’s really knocked another one out of the park. I’ve never seen anyone anywhere built with a better bod for bikinis than this living Venus. Bikinis and Venera are like apple pie and ice cream. They just go together. “I love bikinis,” Venera told us. “Really small and with push-ups. I have a very little back and a big cup size so I am not easy to fit. I enjoyed wearing some of them for my SCORE videos. ” No dream girl ever created in the feverish imagination of the most-talented artist comes close to the reality of Venera.
Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."
For me, one of the great events of 2009 was the arrival of a spectacular redhead named Destiny Rose. She idealizes the hot, big-boobed girl-next-door. (Maria called the Ohioan a “corn-fed cutie” her first day at SCORE.) No one knew where Destiny would take things, how much she would share, how far she would go. In 2010, Destiny and Kaytee Carter made a sizzling hot pair in the reality parody More To Fuck. One of the great events of 2011 was Destiny deciding to go all in after thinking it over long and hard. And long and hard is what Destiny deserves in “But Professor…I’m A Stripper!” her third boy-girl, now playing at SCOREVideos.com. It’s a must-see. And she gets a creampie, too, in keeping with the holiday.
Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"
Thanksgiving is all about huge, juicy breasts, sweet taters and pie, so I’ll close this blog with a comment that ultra-sexy Daylene Rio made during last year’s SCOREtv Holiday Edition. Leave it to frictionalizing lap dancers from Los Angeles to say it best.
Back in July, Maria asked in a Blog posting, “To show cleavage or not to show cleavage?” and discussed the decisions big-boobed women must make when they’re getting dressed in the morning.
I am pleased to report that the ladies in the November 2011 issue of Voluptuous, which is being posted this week at SCORELAND, all seem to have decided, “Yes, I think I’m going to show cleavage today.” Because the cleavage factor–the “Wow!” factor, as my buddy Darrell Sheets in the TV show Storage Wars would call it–is sky-high. These ladies are storing a lot of boob-flesh in their shirts, and unlike those dark, dank storage bins in the TV show, they’re putting the contents of their storage chests on display, letting us view them for as long as we want, not just five minutes.
Bikini Buster: /bi-kee-nee buh-ster/ Noun: A woman with a copious amount of tit flesh stuffed into a tiny bikini top, that is straining against the weight of said tits, almost to the point of ripping to shreds.
Ah, the bikini buster. The woman who dares test the miraculous elasticity of two tiny Lycra triangles held together with small strings with the sheer weight and mass of her enormous bazooms.
Goddamn it, I love a good bikini buster.
There are a lot of things you can say about a pair of ginormous knockers in an itty bitty bathing suit. First of all, the stretching of that flimsy material to the point that it is almost at that, “everything is going to bust out of here!” point is highly excellent. Secondly, that moment when a woman’s jugs come flying out of that top when she releases the tiny strings that hold back all that titty, well, that moment is also pretty fucking excellent.
But don’t take my word for it. Just go and check out Vanessa Del in an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini from her appearance in the Voluptuous September 2011 issue on SCORELAND today and you will see what I mean. So much titty + so little bikini = so much boner’age. Summer might be over, but here on SCORELAND, the bikini buster lives on year-round and forever!
String Bikini Top + Vanessa Del's 40JJ tits = Bikini Busting at its finest.
In the DVD More To Fuck, pretty, voluptuous Destiny Rose from Ohio ate Kaytee Carter’s pussy while her co-stars fucked real cock. Why? Because she wasn’t ready to take the hardcore plunge, and we’re not going to make a girl do something she doesn’t want to do. Besides, it was nice to have a hot, juicy lezzie scene in the flick.
But, as the 1970s rock band Orleans sang, “Love takes time. ” Yours and mine. In this case, it took about a year and a half for Destiny to give us a call and say, “I’m ready!”
So, Destiny pulled on her cowgirl gear, complete with hat and boots, and rode one of our best cocksmen. And soon, you’ll know the real meaning of “cowgirl style.”
By the way, Destiny looks spectacular, even better than before. She’s a bit plumper, and all of the weight went to the right places, especially her boobs. And her butt. She’s really the perfect V-Girl in every way, plus she’s young and pretty.
SCORELAND is the 60 Minutes of the big-boob world. Meet The Press, David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Jerry Springer (well, maybe not Jerry), Nightline, 20/20 and Dateline all wrapped up into one.
Nowhere else do you find SCORE’s patented brand of up-close-and-personal interviews and chats, almost always with lots of added big nekkid tits and cookies, the way it should be.
You love pictorials and videos, but there are also times when you want to know what makes a model tick. Why she started modeling. What her boob-beginnings were like. Her background. Her interests and attitude. What turns her on. In other words, what she’s like as a person.
Now, Desiree has been here a few times this year, but we didn’t get the chance to sit down with her on-camera and learn anything about her. So she’s been somewhat of a mystery. All I knew was that several years ago, she was spotted on the beach in Florida by one of our photographers, Peter, who walked over to her and her girlfriends and introduced himself.
After Desiree posed, she dropped out of sight for 10 years before deciding to model again. That might be a record. Before Desiree, the longest modeling hiatus might have been Diane Poppos’ nine years.
We had the chance to find out more about Desiree just recently, and that’s what’s playing today in Voluptuous Theater.
Beverly Paige. She’s the latest rage. A voluptuous, young winner who does it all. SCORELAND guys have wholeheartedly approved of this fresh-faced rookie boasting 36FFs since her first Blog posting and her tits & tugs scene as a college coed, so they put out the call for more.
“What a gorgeous girl!” Archer commented. “Please put her in more videos ASAP!” Raising the heat level much higher today, tomorrow and again on Saturday, the 20-year-old brunette goes for all the marbles in her first SCORELAND full-sex scene, and man, can Beverly handle those marbles!
Beverly’s chatted up, picked up, motorboated and driven off to a tit-lover’s apartment for fun and games and some big-boobed sport fucking. First, he wants to see Beverly change into a sexy titty top, and she’s happy to try it on, going from Goth to GND (Girl-Next-Door).
Tune into SCORELAND right now and get your fix of Bev’s boob tricks. Because lust grows wherever Beverly goes!
Eight years after her debut, Angela is still making headlines.
February brought us Cherry Brady, March brought us Ines Cudna and April brought us Nicole Peters. When Brandy Talore, then just 21, graced the June cover, it was clear that 2003 was shaping up as a special year for big, natural tits, and when we finished off the run with Sapphire in July, Sunshine in August, Devin Taylor in September, Maria Moore in October, Casey Cleavage in November and Angela White in December, it became monumental, historic, memorable. In my opinion (and Elliot James’, too) the greatest year in the history of big, natural tits. Of the 13 issues of Voluptuous that year, newcomers graced the covers of 10. Three of those girls–Nicole, Ines and Angela–would make the top 10 of SCORELAND‘s Top 100 of the Decade. Brandy Talore just might be the greatest naturally stacked porn star ever.
I bring this up because just yesterday, I was talking to Maria about how great a year this has been for V-Mag newcomers, and then I went up to Elliot and asked, “Do you think this year is better than 2003?” Elliot thought about it for a moment and said, “It might be.”
Honestly, I never thought we’d see the day (the year?). Already in 2011, Valory Irene, Analee Sands, Elaina Gregory, Dors Feline, Terri Jane, Leanne Crow and a fuller-figured Desiree have made their V-Mag debuts, with Micky Bells and Gya Roberts (both of whom have already made their XLGirls.com debuts) on the way. And here comes Maserati and Hitomi and Beverly Paige!
Time has been very kind to the Class of 2003. Many of the girls who debuted that year have remained among our favorites. Time will tell regarding the Class of 2011, but I can’t imagine that eight years from now, we won’t look back upon 2011 as fondly as we do 2003. And here’s the great part: the year isn’t over!
Is Leanne Crow 2011’s heir apparent to Nicole Peters?
Full-figured Terri Jane will still be in our jack fantasies in eight years.
Valory Irene. As you can see, choosing 2011 Newcomer of the Year will be a very hard task.
