Tits underwater. Floatin’ boobs. Sexy mermaids with extra-large lung capacity. Plus poolside batin’ and breast play.
HOLY SUPERSOAKERS, BOOB-MAN!
How'd you like to lifeguard them?
These are the aquatic sights you’ll see in the new Voluptuous feature DVD Big Tit Skinny Dip, starring Valory Irene, Terri Jane, Dors Feline and Lana Ivans, filmed in the Caribbean. They wear the wind, some oil, a lot of water and not much else. Our kind of swim team. So hot you’d imagine the pool water turning into steam when they stepped in.
See the trailer at eBoobStore.com and dive in. The water’s really fine.
Big birthday wishes to Gianna (Big Boob Paradise, On Location Big Boob Paradise, Big Tit Tune-Up, Tit Fuck Tryouts, Pounding The Pledges and more!)
When you play with Gianna (born June 6), you're playing with fire.
This is Anna Beck, second runner-up for Voluptuous Plumper of the Year, which tells you all you need to know about how stacked the competition was. She has G-cup tits and she’s from the Czech Republic. Her photo set from the June ’11 Voluptuous goes live today on SCORELAND. But I’m just clouding your brain with this information. Back to the photo.
Daphne Rosen offers up her credentials for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year. Her pussy and asshole are her other credentials.
Chica would be a candidate for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year and Newcomer of the Year.
As many of you probably know, for 2010, Voluptuous magazine added a bunch of categories to its year-end awards voting. In addition to Model of the Year (V-Mag’s oldest award) and Newcomer of the Year, V-Mag now has Bush of the Year (Aileen Ghettman), Preggo of the Year (Lorna Morgan), Ass of the Year (Cherry Brady), Pussy of the Year (Jenna Valentine), Areolae of the Year (Denise Davies) and Hardcore of the Year (Christy Marks).
That last category is the one I want to focus on today. SCORE reader R.N. from New Jersey recently wrote in, “At the risk of seeming presumptuous, I’d like to suggest a category for future voting. I think many readers would like to vote for XXX SCORE Girl of the Year, the girl whose boy/girl layouts are the hottest. There would be some tough competition, I’m sure.”
The look on Christy's face says, "I want to be XXX SCORE Girl of the Year." Unfortunately, Christy, there's no such award…yet.
This isn’t the first time we’ve received that suggestion, but the fact is, we’ve resisted adding to SCORE‘s current awards categories (Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and Big-Boob Hall of Fame) for a variety of reasons:
1. We don’t want to water down or deemphasize the existing awards.
2. Many readers in the UK wouldn’t be able to participate because they get the censored UK edition without hardcore sex.
3. Many readers and SCORELAND members already object to competitions between the models (and I kinda agree that everything doesn’t have to be a competition).
But should we change our minds? Should we implement XXX SCORE Girl of the Year when the 2011 awards finalists are announced?
And to qualify, would a tits and tugs scene be enough, or would a cock have had to have penetrated the girl’s sacred pussy and/or asshole?
The XLGirls.com video now playing, “Diane Poppos Returns,” is actually Diane’s very first T&A video shot here, besides her two interview vids, and not counting the Diane Poppos Collection of home videos shot by her horndog ex-husband. She talked about making this video in her interview on Wednesday. I thought the clothing she wore was the sexiest looking outfit she’s ever worn. That button-down and the micro-skirt? Wow!
Diane shows off her massive hooters for the first time in years, shakes and hangs ’em, gets totally naked and fingers her pussy in this 20-minute breastival. Most of us at TSG never thought we’d hear from Diane again. She’d been retired from modeling and enjoying life back at home. It was a surprise to hear from her after so long and an even bigger surprise to be asked if we were interested in having her back. And her front. I’m glad it all worked out.
People are always asking us what the “chances” are of a popular but inactive big-bust star coming back to model. How can a question like that be answered? It can’t. There’s always a “chance” so there can never be a definite answer that closes the book. I didn’t think that Carol Brown would come back.
Who would I like to see come back as Diane did? Lemme see…Susie Wilden, Via Paxton, Kellie Garnett, Inesse, Heather Michaels, Carrie Lynn and Sammie Black, for starters. The odds? Not good. Then again, Poppos is back, out of the clear, blue Texas sky. So you gotta stay positive. Diane has renewed my faith. She has cleansed me of negativity and doubt. It’s like Christmas in May.
A big birthday shout-out to Mandy Pearl of England. The only girl in the world to play topless tennis with Karina Hart.
With all this hubbub about the great Diane Poppos making her return to SCORELAND, I started thinking about all the other legends who came and went and then came again for your cumming enjoyment. Greats like Cherry Brady (A personal favorite of mine!), Michelle Bond and Autumn Jade. In my opinion, they are what I like to call COMEBACK QUEENS. (I wrote it in all caps because it looks official that way. lol) These ladies came back stacked and sexier than ever. Take a look at their before and afters below and you will see what I mean.
Then of course I started thinking about all the greats who came and went and never came back. (Clearly this made me sad. 🙁 ) Ladies like Nadine Jensen and the great Nicole Peters. Now, I don’t know about you, but I would LOVE to see these ladies make a comeback. I would be the first in line to check their riper and hotter bodies out. (Fortunately for me, I work here and would get a front row seat! Yes…be jealous!) lol
When Autumn first started modeling, she was a slim ‘n’ stacked babe.
Then Autumn returned as a full-figured V-girl, and that was AWESOME!
When Cherry first came to SCORELAND, she was sweet and sexy!
But Cherry returned ripe and ready!
Michelle Bond started off as a SCORE girl…
And Michelle Bond returned as a V-girl!
If Nadine Jensen returned to SCORELAND, a million boners would be born!
Nicole Peters was one of the greats…her return would really be the second cumming!
So, who would you guys like to see come out of retirement for one last hurrah? Nadine and Nicole are my personal faves, but I’d like to know who you’d like to make a comeback so that you can cum again! I am not promising anything…but I will say that here at SCORELAND, we are in the habit of making (wet) dreams cum true! So, you never know what could happen or who could pop into our studio.
Diane Poppos, bustier than ever, coming to SCORELAND and XLGirls.com for an exclusive interview with me and Elliot on Wednesday, May 4. And, yes, of course, we politely asked her to take her tits out. And, of course, Diane complied. She’s very nice in that way.
You know how they say women get sexier as they mature? Diane is definitely more voluptuous than when we last saw her, and she’s a lot sexier, too.
Listen, I know how it goes: All SCORE Girls are special. And they are. Every last one of them.
But some SCORE events are more special than others. I wasn’t working at SCORE (I was a SCORELAND member) when Chloe Vevrier did her first boy-girl XXX scene in 1999, but I remember that as being a special event.
Back in 2001, we did a three-month tease leading up to Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s first hardcore scene in the January ’02 SCORE. That was a HUGE event considering that Linsey had teased us for five years and many of us thought she’d never do hardcore. When her first boy-girl video arrived from England, SCORE chief John Fox put it under lock and key until its release.
Autumn-Jade’s first boy-girl in 2002 was special, especially with her added boob weight and the fact that she had re-emerged out of nowhere. We had thought she had dropped out of modeling forever. Crystal Gunns and Cindy Cupps never did full-on boy-girl, but their tits ‘n’ tugs scenes in 2007 were huge events, too.
Of course, these XXX firsts have something in common: In every case, the girls made us wait a long time. Or, perhaps more accurately, they were waiting until the time was right, until they were comfortable with doing boy-girl on camera.
Which brings us to Angela White. Angela has been waiting and keeping us in suspense since 2003, and today at SCORELAND, the long wait is over: her first boy-girl scene, a tits and tugs with J-Mac.
As Angela recently posted, “OMFG I’m so excited about this! And just for the record Dave I didn’t ‘really like’ doing my b/g scene at all. I fucking LOVED it! I still can’t believe I finally did it!”
We’re about to embark on a great four-week stretch of Angela White boy-girl at SCORELAND, an event we call “Angela White Finally Fucks.”Angela hopes your cocks can handle it.
Several comments were made last week when I asked the question, “Is this Blog post an example of me thinking out loud or a teaser?” I was talking about the prospect of Angela White doing hardcore. Nerdboy said, “I thought I heard she was going to do it sometime this May. Therefore I believe it is a teaser.” stridX said, “Hope at least a tits & tugs scene then full HC later if she wants.” Steve wrote, “Who will be the lucky one in this softcore? Juan Largo or Johnny Rodd?!? Assuming that’s true of course.” And pillcass spoke directly to Angela, writing, “Only do it while you think it is the right time. I love you. You are my idol. So I hope you only do the things you like.”
Well, I’ve known Angela since 2003, when as an 18-year-old she flew over from Australia and walked into the SCORE studio for the first time, and I can guarantee you that she ONLY does things she likes. A mercenary she isn’t. So now I can tell you that, no, I wasn’t thinking out loud and, yes, my Blog posting last week was a teaser.
Now, you might ask, a teaser for Angela’s first tits and tugs scene? Yes.
A teaser for Angela’s first blow job scene? Yes.
A teaser for Angela’s first full-on boy-girl hardcore scene? Yes.
Um, maybe even a teaser for Angela’s first GGB three-way? Yes.
It all happened on the island of St. Martin during a beautiful week in which Angela did all of the things I’ve been hoping she would do. You see, you can count me as being among the many people who really wanted to see Angela with a cock in her mouth, between her tits and in her perfect, pink pussy.
And, so, eight years after she made her SCORE debut, Angela White–the saucy Aussie, political candidate for the Australian Sex Party, star of TV shows, big-boobed college student and, perhaps most importantly, 2007 Voluptuous Model of the Year and top 10 finisher for SCORELAND Model of the Decade–finally fucks at SCORELAND. It’ll all happen over the next four weeks, beginning with a pre-interview tomorrow and her first tits and tugs scene on Friday.
Oh, by the way, pillcass: She liked it. She really liked it.
Sophie‘s one of the best European newcomers and because of that, we asked her to be a part of the super-group in the flick Big-Boob Finishing School.
In Part 1 of our 4-part Blog vid series, Sophie talks about her hobbies which include reading science fiction. Great! A girl who digs sci-fi! In her early videos last year, Sophie rarely said anything but Sophie’s English is very good and she has a really sweet voice. Play on, player!
Happy birthday to Brandy Talore (Feb. 2) and Deborah Blue (Feb. 3). When Dave and I interviewed Brandy in 2003 (when we used to do our critically acclaimed, award-winning two-man interviews), we never would have guessed in a hundred years that Brandy would become a porn star in hundreds of XXX vids. And while Brandy keeps plenty busy, Deborah Blue has completely vanished. See, you never know!
Brandy is still hanging beautifully since her SCORELAND debut in 2003.
Not a peep from Deborah who lives in Germany. Win some, lose some.
