The diversity of opinions in the world of SCORE and Voluptuous never ceases to impress me. Some of the feedback we get is incredibly detailed. Even though we can’t possibly fulfill every wish, I still appreciate the interest and the motivation of the guys and gals who take the time to connect, especially these days when so much competes for our attention on a daily basis. I mean, I have a satellite TV subscription to a zillion channels and a subscription to a newspaper and several mags and I never mail these people any comments, opinions or feedback even though I’ve thought about it.
One of the bigger topics over the years that’s still going strong here is the bare feet vs heels issue. One of our regulars who calls himself “The Feetosopher” lives in Italy and is a prolific DVD buyer. He’s into bare feet and big tits. This is one of his more recent letters from the “Scorecard” reader forum in SCORELAND. He knows what he likes and even takes a statistical approach to the subject.
Melissa Mandlikova: she has nice buns, not bunions.
“Out of 106 full layouts you featured in 13 issues of Voluptuous in 2009, just 6 (I mean SIX!) included at least one (but often just one) picture in which the model’s bare feet were fully visible. This is less than 6% of the total number of layouts versus 20-30% in the 1997-2003 period even in the darkest period (2004-2008) you had never dipped below 9% of the total number of layouts. According to the poll you ran on SCORELAND, 23% of respondents like both boobs and feet in the layouts, and an additional 25% likes a mix (some boob-only layouts, some boob-and-feet layouts), it is quite apparent that you systematically disappoint at least 23% of them.”
The counterpointers have written that foot fans should stick to Leg Sex if they love feet that much. But The Feetosopher is a guy who likes to see the shoeless feet of busty girls, not only the feet of the more slinky, less curvy girls. I can relate because I like feet a lot myself although I’m a boob fan first. (I look at boobs first, feet and legs second, face third, ass fourth.) It’s just a fact that when a photographer is shooting a layout of a big-boobed girl, he’s got to think about her chest and often get close-up, not focus on her feet whether she is wearing shoes or not, and that means that a good portion of her legs and feet are not going to be in the picture. Otherwise, every photo would be a full-body shot.
My sole opinion about shoes is that if the model is going to wear her shoes throughout a layout and never kick them off, the shoes gotta be high, wild-looking and show a lot of toe cleavage. That’s why the girls wear what they wear at clubs. Sally Secretary shoes and low heels don’t cut it at all for me in a men’s mag pictorial or video. If that makes me an arch heel, so be it. I think we’ll still be dragging our feet about this topic ten years from now. Maybe one day, there will be a happy medium. Unless the boot crowd gains greater support. And we still have the ass, bush and pussy crowd to negotiate with.
F.C. gets the final word today: “Even if a man does not have a foot fetish, we like to see a woman’s feet. Feet are as expressive as hands, especially in the hardcore layouts and video. According to some American marketing research I read, six out of every ten men pay attention to women’s feet when we see an attractive girl in the street, and we like kissing and sucking our lover’s toes when we are having sex. You’ll notice some of your competitors go well out of their way to show the models’ feet. Yes, I know I can always buy your fine Leg Sex mags and DVD’s and I do own a few of them. But why do I have to choose between skinny-ass/small-titted babes in Leg Sex stuff or beautiful girls with big gazongas but no feet? Why can’t I have both big tits and feet?”
When you think of Terry Nova, feet don't come to mind.
Tits the season for giving and who’s a better recipient for Xmas loot than you? Can you think of a better time to reward yourself with boobs and booty?
February '11
Treat yourself to February ’11 SCORE, February ’11 Voluptuous and XL Girls (SCORE Special 207), now at your friendly, neighborhood mag store. SCORE stars Valory Irene, Chica, Alana Anderson, Angel Gee, Stephanie Stalls, Kitana Flores and Arianna Sinn.
February '11
Voluptuous stars Ashley Sage, Sophie Mae, Virginia Simms, Miosotis, April McKenzie, Skyie Blew, Lexi Summers and Valory Irene.
XL Girls
XL Girls stars covergirl Analee Sands, Anna Kay, Julia Juggs, Kendra Grace, Daniella Grey, Kristina Milan, Charlie Cooper and Bailey Santanna. They put the rack in magazine rack.
The best specialty men’s mags on the planet. No one even comes close anymore. They gave up a while ago.
Not sold in stores, SCORE Xtra 13 and Busty Cock Worshippers 2 are a few of the latest must-own DVDs this holiday season available from the SCORE Store. There’s lots more to choose from. You owe it to yourself. Don’t feel like going anywhere? Call 1-800-421-0760 to order or log into eBoobStore.com.
Elaina Gregory. Army veteran. Homemaker. Super-duper new arrival from planet Hooter. Today, her first SCORELAND photo shoot. Sunday, a big-boobed naked video and interview. Along with Shione Cooper’s return appearance tomorrow, a great weekend is on deck.
Sez Elaina in her chat: “I was doing a car wash for a non-profit organization and I was in a bikini top and little shorts and holding up a sign, flagging down cars, and this guy wasn’t watching where he was going and he totaled his car.” Well, that doesn’t surprise me at all. I’d have expected a multi-car pile-up. Elaina’s got on the tiny bikini top and the little shorts thingie in her pictorial. No car wash but she’s got OIL! And lots of titty skin to rub it into.
2010’s been a great year for new Voluptuous discoveries. Elaina’s making it a greater year.
Last week, we saw Kelly Christiansen in a blog video with Angelina Castro. Well, for some reason, Kelly seems to attract brickhouse babes whenever she’s in our studio, and now here she is with Karen Fisher, SCORE Girl since 2001 (I can’t believe it’s been that long) and one of my favorites. Earlier this week, I teased the question, “What are Kelly and Karen doing in our studio together?” This video doesn’t answer that question at all. It does, however, answer the question, “What does built like a brick shithouse mean?”
By the way, what were Karen and Kelly doing together in our studio? Well, this video was shot in our studio’s styling room just moments before Kelly and Karen went off to do whatever they did together.
Gorgeous Angel Eyes debuted in our November ’95 issue. She became a popular star on the strip club circuit and could be on the road dancing up to 46 weeks a year. Angel did very little photo and video modeling. She sailed on Boob Cruise ’98, the biggest cruise of the five voyages. A rare video for SCORE Xtra 2 (later re-edited into the DVD, SCORE Classics) drove guys crazy as Angel stripped, oiled, fucked her pussy with a huge vibrator and put a butt plug in her ass. Her last formal pictorial was a pairing with Lovette in June 2000. In October ’01, Alyssa Alps devoted her entire column “On The Road” to hanging out Angel who was getting into real estate. She retired not long afterwards and became a successful businesswoman.
Bre was never a benchwarmer on our team.
Last seen in November ’03 SCORE. Georgia hottie Bre was a 19 year-old college co-ed when she started posing, eventually appearing in a total of ten pictorials for SCORE, Voluptuous and SCORELAND. She also chatted about herself in a video interview. “The thing is, I’m open to just about anything,” Bre said. “I like to have fun in bed. I like my body and I want men to enjoy it. I like my boobs and I want men to enjoy them, whether they’re just looking or playing with them. That’s one of the reasons I decided to pose.” She is a true girl-next-door. Today, Bre works in sales.
Kitchens were never dull with Ariana around.
Ariana‘s Afghani heritage gifted her with a doe-eyed, sultry look that melted guys in her line of sight into puddles of goo. After sailing on Boob Cruise 2K in May ’00, exotic dancer Ariana went to a Mexican resort in August ’00 for the SCORELAND special On Location Puerto Vallarta. “She flirts a lot with her eyes and uses a lot of eye contact,” said her SCORE photographer. “She was doing this at the hotel in Mexico and practically had the male employees drooling.” Ariana’s first appearance in SCORE was the cover of July 2000, dressed as a belly dancer. Ariana also did a very hot girl-girl with Adina for the video Busty Auditions but never boffed any guys on camera like Adina did. The guys who sailed on Boob Cruise 2000 with Ariana still avidly talk, and ask, about her. Ariana, who lives in LA, never modeled for anyone after us.
Adina beached it on exotic islands with the Boob Cruisers.
The very sexy Adina appeared in four issues (July ’00. Holiday ’00, May ’01 and June ’01) and the DVD Boobs Ahoy! Boob Cruise 2000. She also boffed the cableguy in the Best of SCORE Xtra, her only XXX DVD. Originally a web-cam girl, Adina never posed for any other big-boob mags or video companies. “I found SCORE on the Internet, and it took me two weeks to think it over,” Adina told us in 2000. Adina was a dental tech student at the time of her SCORE debut. We remember her bringing her textbooks on the Boob Cruise clippership but how much studying she got done, we couldn’t tell ya. Adina quit modeling a couple of years after the Boob Cruise and didn’t pursue her dentisty studies but opted for a regular job in the nine-to-five world.
Lacey Legends could probably bench you.
A bodybuilding champion, roller-skating champion, erotic boxer-wrestler and exotic dancer, Lacey Legend’s association with SCORE began in the Nov. ’92 issue in a girl-girl with Deena Duos (who made her covergirl comeback in July ’07). Always in fantastic shape, Lacey returned to SCORE at the age of 51 to pose for Sept. ’99 and later for April ’00 and August ’01. Not interested in hardcore action, Lacey appeared in the DVDs The Greatest Big-Bust Video Ever and Busty Dildo Lovers 1. Lacey left the scene in 2004, closing her website and trading in her lap dancin’ heels for a new career as a businesswoman. She gave a great lap dance so that was a sad day, for us anyway. “The look I like is both healthy and athletic,” Lacey said. “It’s fun acquiring and holding that look. However, you have to want that type of look. Some women want to carry it further than just toning their bodies. I was one of them.”
Tawny Peaks is one of the greatest SCORE Girls ever…depending upon who you ask.
When you pick up a copy of SCORE (or browse the on-line version at SCORELAND), do you expect to like every single pictorial? And if you don’t like every single pictorial, will you swear to never buy another issue or subscribe for another month?
I’m praying that your answer to both questions is “No.” Because if it’s not, I’m in trouble.
Back when I was a magazine buyer (as opposed to the editor of SCORE), I was willing to fork over my money for a mag if there was just one pictorial that I knew would get me off over and over again. Back then, I figured five or six dollars was a small price to pay for a half-dozen or more quality jacks. And if an issue had three or four pictorials that got me off, it was a keeper. An all-time great.
Because let’s face it: Even though we’re all big-boob lovers here, we all have different tastes in boobs, girls, bodies, etc. And the odds of every single reader/member being satisfied with every single pictorial in a particular issue are…well, I probably have a better shot at hitting the lottery. The big one.
I started buying SCORE and Voluptuous sight unseen because I could depend on every single issue having at least two, three or more girls who wouldn’t get me down. And that was enough. I mean, even back then, I knew that SCORE wasn’t my own, personal magazine. It wasn’t published just for me, a focus group of one.
And now that I’m the editor of SCORE, I can’t put a girl in the mag just because I like her. I have to be pretty certain that a lot of readers will like her, too. Not every reader. A lot of them. But I know that satisfying everybody with every pictorial will be impossible.
Ashley Sage Ellison always seems to be at the center of controversy. I'd rather stare at her tits than argue.
One day, I got this letter from B.P. of Toronto, Ontario: “I was a little disappointed in the girls you selected for the bikini pictorial in the August issue. They were all in the huge, super-breasted category. To me, what makes a great bikini girl is not just the way her tits look but also her legs, waist and overall physique. I agree with your choice of Tiffany Towers, but Tawny Peaks? C’mon! She has big tits, but there are SCORE Girls with smaller tits who look better in a bikini.”
But then, the next day, I got this via email: “Re: bikini contest. Although they are all extremely hot I have to vote for Tawny Peaks. She defines a sexy woman.”
So, one guy doesn’t think Tawny Peaks shouldn’t be anywhere near a bikini contest, and the next guy thinks she’s the definition of a SCORE bikini girl.
One guy thinks Ashley Sage Ellison is perfect. The next guy threatens to cancel his subscription if we ever run another photo of Ashley.
And then, when we run another photo of Ashley, and the second guy accuses us of not listening to the readers.
Some readers want us to reject any model who won’t fuck, no matter how stacked she is. Other readers don’t want to see any cock in the magazine. How can you please both? You can’t. It’s impossible.
I could stop running pictures of Minka in SCORE. But then I'd have to go looking for a new job.
Here’s an excerpt from a letter I ran in the January 2011 issue of SCORE. It’s from Ed of Iowa: “I love naturals: naturally busty and naturally beautiful (as opposed to skinny girls smuggling basketballs). There is definitely nothing wrong with beauties such as Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart or Christy Marks in either magazine. It’s when you feature models like Minka, Lexxi Tyler or Danielle Derek that I have no interest in. Wasted pages that could have decent photo layouts.”
Do you see that? He’s criticizing Minka, one of the most-requested models of all-time! If I go three issues without putting Minka in SCORE, I’m sure to get the “Where’s Minka?” letters and emails.
But then there was this recent Blog comment from J.P. regarding my posting, “Five (and many more) very good reasons the breast of times is now.” “Sorry, Dave, but I totally disagree. Although Miosotis is my favorite of the bunch (and I think Christy Marks is totally overrated), I don’t think any single one of these girls holds a candle to the slim and stacked girls of the 90s. It has nothing to do with nostalgia. SCORE is about HUGE BOOBS, real or enhanced. Enhanced ones are just as good in my opinion.”
Anyway, the purpose of this posting is to 1.) Let you know how we go about doing things and 2.) Let you know that we are listening. We’re always listening. But listening and doing exactly what every reader says are two completely different things. The former is something we do every day. The latter is impossible. Fortunately, keeping every reader and member satisfied isn’t impossible. It’s a matter of getting the recipe right. Using the proper ingredients. And that’s both the challenge and the fun part.
So you keep letting us know what you want. And we’ll keep on sorting this whole thing out…even if, sometimes, it’s enough to drive an editor crazy!
About a week ago, I asked, “What’s your go-to photo?” Several Blog readers responded, so I thought I’d show some of them. By the way, the forum is still open. And one more thing: I’m looking for a particular photo, a single shot (or cover) that stands out in your mind…the one you go to when you want to rub one out really quickly (or the one you just like to go to). Whatever your reason, it’s your No. 1 shot…for now, at least.
K.H. goes to pic no. 51 of Raquel Grant from the Sept. ’10 V-Mag.
For Anthony, it's Nicole Peters' debut cover shot from the April 2003 V-Mag.
Mr. Brum goes to Jezhabelle’s debut set in the December 2002 V-Mag.
Tom: "My most recent favorite is pic #115 from the Amber Lee set over on XLGirls.com."
Viggo: "Every cover Kerry Marie has been on." This is the Dec. 2001 cover of SCORE.
Linsey riding it reverse-cowgirl in the Jan. ’02 SCORE always gets Rick Hunter off. I'm sure he's not alone.
SCORE Man C.A. from West Midlands, United Kingdom writes, “It’s funny that we all have those favorite pictures that we love to look at again and again. I have several, but a particular favorite of mine is from 2008. It’s from the “Big Boob Paradise” SCORE Calendar. Gianna Rossi’s March picture takes my breath away every time I look at it. The way she’s using her arms to gently squeeze her tits together and the way you get a little glimpse of bush over the top of her red panties gets me every time.
“Do any fellow SCORE Men have a picture they love to look at again and again? What about a favorite cover? The Holiday ’06 SCORE cover of Morgan Leigh is a classic. As far as V-Mag goes, the June ’07 Nadine Jansen cover takes some beating. C’mon, SCORE Men…what’s your favorite?”
SCORE Man C.A.'s go-to photo
A cover that SCOREd.
A cover that doesn't leave much to the imagination.
Victoria Lane is a great V-Girl, but does she belong in SCORE, too?
Every month, the editors of SCORE (me, Elliot, John Fox, etc.) make the most important decision ever made in adult magazine publishing: Which girls are going to be in that particular issue of the magazine. In fact, we met earlier today and discussed just that. And, once again, for maybe the upteenth time, we considered Victoria Lane for SCORE and decided, “She’s great. She’s a perfect Voluptuous model. But she isn’t a SCORE Girl.”
This is a painful decision for us because we love Victoria. I mean, just look at the girl. She’s super-curvy. She has G-cup naturals and a sexy face. But her measurements are 42-32-42, and that middle number–32–is one that doesn’t show up in SCORE too often. There have been times, such as recently with Renee Ross and Ashley Sage Ellison, when we pushed the envelope. Some of you were okay with that. But most of our readers responded with something along the lines of, “She’s great, but she doesn’t belong in SCORE.” One reader recently suggested that no model with a waist measurement of more than 30 inches should be allowed in SCORE. Okay, but we try not to base our decisions solely on numbers.
But we’re very careful about who goes into SCORE and who goes into V-Mag. We don’t want V-Mag to be the naturals-only version of SCORE. We don’t want SCORE to be a magazine for all girls with big tits.
Now, SCORELAND members don’t have to worry about this distinction because they get the girls from both magazines. But put on your editors cap for a second and tell us what you think: Should Victoria Lane go into SCORE?
England’s Carol Brown was voted Voluptuous Model of the Year for 1998. When Carol stopped modeling for mens magazines, we thought she was done. But now she’s showing her big hooters again. I love that. I was always a fan of hers. I think it’s great that some models un-retire and want to show their tits and pussies again. There’s not that much of an age ceiling today, not like there used to be when modeling assignments were only for women under 30 years-old. You never know if any model will ever return after an absence, especially a long one. Marriage, divorce, family, health, physical condition, money, jobs and school change a person’s life.
Carol wears a 38G bra these days, up from 34G in the ’90s. She measures 46-32-40. She says her boobs weigh two pounds each, her areolae measure 5” in diameter and she wears a size 14 (UK) dress.
“I was the bustiest girl in school,” Carol told me. “Now I’m the bustiest lady in the neighborhood. Most girls wanted breasts as big as mine. Some of my friends have gone on to have boob jobs,” Carol says. “I dress to emphasize my breasts at all times. I wear tight low-cut tops every day. If I am going on a night out, I don’t wear a bra. If you have got it, flaunt it.” More power to ya, Carol.
