Tag Archive: XXX

Warning: Do not try this in your office

May 19, 2023 by Dave

Kailani knows what she wants in an assistant.

Today at SCORELAND, businesswoman Kailani Kai is in town for a conference, so she calls a staffing service.

“I need an assistant,” Kailani tells the person on the other end of the line. “Can you please send the one with the biggest cock?”

When he gets there, she sucks and fucks his dick.

#MeToo!

Oh. I meant, “My cock, too!”

This is the sort of request that won’t fly in today’s society, and I don’t have a problem with that. But we’re allowed to fantasize about, say, calling a staffing service and asking for a woman with the biggest tits, right? We just can’t actually do it in real life. But that’s what porn is for. Thank goodness.

 

Kai Turner is sucking balls at XLGirls.com. How do you feel about that?

May 13, 2023 by Dave

Kai Turner knows that a good ball-sucker has to be a little bit tender, a little bit vigorous.

Newcomer Kai Turner is doing a lot of things these days at XLGirls.com, and one of those things is sucking balls. Of course, ball-sucking is nothing new in the world of porn. It’s done all the time. It’s been done for decades. Not every porn starlet does it, but most of them do. And here’s one of the places where I think porn sex is different from real-life sex. (Another is where the guy cums; in the pussy is commonplace in real life, not as common in porn. And when’s the last time a woman let you cum all over her face?)

I’m guessing most guys have had their balls sucked at least once, but: 1. Did she offer or did you have to ask for it? (I’m guessing the latter in most cases); 2. Was she good at it or did she have you a little concerned? Because let’s face it: The family jewels are fragile. If a girl isn’t tender around the nutsac, bad things can happen. (Although it’s true that bad things can happen when a girl sucks cock poorly, too; I once dated a head-sucker. Just the thought of it makes me anxious.)

And, of course, once she’s gone down to the balls, she’s only millimeters away from…you know. Tossing the salad. And most women really have to be asked to do that (and a lot of guys are afraid to ask).

I think a lot of women are hesitant to suck balls because 1. They see it as something porn sluts do; and 2. They’re afraid of causing damage; 3. The balls are just too close to the butthole.

Do I have this right?

 

Hot busty wife Victoria Lobov & the backdoor man

May 12, 2023 by Elliot James

When Victoria Lobov gets together with Peter Fitzwell, pleasurizing the busty, blonde beauty’s butt is on both their minds.

Victoria’s come a very long way since her SCORE debut in 2019 and a lot longer and hotter way than many SCORE Girls have come or will ever come.

When Dave interviewed Victoria on-set that year before her first boy-girl scene with JMac, he asked her how she felt about it.

“I’m a little nervous, but I’m excited to try it. I think it will be fun. I just want to relax and have a good time,” was Victoria’s reply.

They don’t call Fitzwell “Big Peter” for nothing, but Victoria told me in 2020 that cock size is not important to her.

“I don’t have a preference for a size. I love any cock size, big or small. As long as it squirts.”

Peter flosses with Victoria’s panties before they have anal sex.

It’s Kira Liv Day at SCORELAND

May 6, 2023 by Dave

Kira Liv gives her nipple a workout.

Today is Kira Liv Day at SCORELAND. The naturally stacked newcomer is’working out, and you know what that means: lots of bouncing and swinging of her ginormous, creamy naturals. Kira also self-sucks her nipples, which she’s proving to be very good at. I’m not going to put her in the Gya Roberts and Sarah Rae category of self-suckers just yet (those girls have skills that are beyond belief), but she’s definitely working her way up. Practice, practice, practice, I say. Sarah Rae used to practice a lot. She said it was her goal to self-suck both nipples hands-free at the same time, something she accomplished.

Anyway, back to Kira. She’s going to be the covergirl of the issue of Voluptuous we’re working on now (Volume 30 Number 1), and I wouldn’t mind putting her in every issue from now until forever.

It’s also Angie Bravo Weekend at XLGirls.com. Angie’s following up on her hardcore debut at SCORELAND last week by sucking and fucking again, and I gotta tell ya, she’s no slouch at self-sucking her tits either.

Enjoy, and you’d be excused if you don’t leave your house all weekend. Kira and Angie are worth spending a lot of time with.

Angie sucks her tit while her guy sucks her pussy.

 

The great things Angie Bravo does in her hardcore scene. There are a lot of them!

April 29, 2023 by Dave

In my opinion, this is the best thing a big-titted girl can do. Self-sucking her nipples is a close second.

Angie Bravo made her hardcore debut yesterday at SCORELAND in what has to be one of the big-tit events of the decade. She has huge tits and she’s young, a winning combination. In my opinion (the only one I have), Angie’s natural rack is one of the best ever. It’s full but pliable. Her areolae are wide and dark. They just begged to be sucked, but, of course, in her XXX scene, she doesn’t have to beg. The guy goes right in for them.

That’s all good. But doing XXX is one thing. Doing it well is another. Not all girls do it well. I mean, I’ve seen girls who have done it a lot on-camera and still don’t do it well. Angie does, which is remarkable since she’s only 21. When Angie sucks dick, she gets it all the way down her throat. She slobbers all over it. She rests her tits on the dude’s legs and once in a while looks into the camera. When the dude vigorously tit-fucks her, she makes sure to suck his dick head, knowing there’s nothing better than the tit-fuck/BJ combination (a fact Natasha Sweet and Aspen, the XL Girl from several years back, also know). When she’s riding the dude’s cock, her tits swing wildly and she moans those sweet girly sounds. And she takes the load right where it belongs: on her tits.

Basically, this is a glorious girl doing glorious stuff. I kinda feel that if Gya Roberts had ever done hardcore, it would have been like this.

Aspen is also great at the BJ/tit-fuck combo.

 

 

 

Angie Bravo puts the bra in Bravo

April 28, 2023 by Elliot James

If a guy is going to be distracted from watching TV, there’s no better way than the way Angie Bravo distracts her guy today at SCORELAND. To Angie, I say “Bravo!”

 

Angie’s mouth is watering.

Melony Melons fucks today at SCORELAND as she closes in on 10,000 dicks

April 21, 2023 by Dave

Melony can assure you that there is sex in the champagne room.

Nicky Rebel fucks busty MILF Melony Melons today at SCORELAND. He shouldn’t feel so special. Fortunate to fuck such a sexy woman, yes, but not so special.

“I want to eventually break the top five list of most people fucked,” Melony told us. “I’m nearly at 10,000 dicks. That puts me at number six.”

But who’s counting?

Obviously, she is. She was a stripper in Los Angeles, so…

“I was quite popular in the VIP room, so me and my best friend figured it as eight years, five nights a week, 40 weeks a year at five VIPs per night. It came to 9,689. That’s a lot. That’s either embarrassing or proud, I’m not sure which one. But it’s a big number!”

And if you were her fourth or fifth VIP on some nights…well, that goes well beyond sloppy seconds, although I have to ask her next time I see her: “Did all of those guys actually fuck you or did you give some of them blow jobs or hand jobs? Were some of them tit-fucks?”

Anyway, now she’s doing porn. She says the people who know her wouldn’t be surprised. They’d ask, “What took you so long?” Well, I’m guessing she wanted to fuck everyone else, first, before she got to porn studs.

 

 

 

Xena Zoraki’s huge naturals are a pair of tape-measure blasts

April 15, 2023 by Dave

How big do you think Xena’s tits are?

Xena Zoraki says she has G-cup tits. I say, “Xena, you need to get those babies re-measured.” I’d be happy to do it for her, although my eye test says her huge naturals are at least J-cups, maybe more. In Xena’s hardcore scene at XLGirls.com, posted just one day after her solo debut, her guy tries to measure them by stuffing his face in her cleavage. That’s one way to do it. The best way. Another way is to 1.) Measure your cock when it’s hard; 2.) Put it between her tits. That sounds very unscientific but fun.

Basically, Xena knocks my socks off.

 

 

Tanya Virago: Tits for tips

April 14, 2023 by Elliot James

Tanya gives Radek the biggest tip of his life.

Tanya Virago is touching up her makeup when Radek, the room service waiter, shows up with her Martini. She takes a sip and approves. Radek then holds his palm out for the customary tip. What happens next is every room service waiter’s fantasy, and it’s not getting $5 for a $20 cocktail.

I asked Tanya for an interview and she made my day by finding the time to do it. Here’s a piece of it.

SCORE: Do women ever ask you if they can touch your boobs?

Tanya Virago: Great question. You will be surprised, but it is women who always ask permission before touching my breasts, and believe me, this happens quite often.

SCORE: Who licks pussy better, men or women?

Tanya Virago: From my point of view, men lick pussy better than women, especially when they really want to please us or bring us to orgasm.

SCORE: On a regular day, how do you dress when you go out, low-key or sexy?

Tanya Virago: It all depends on my mood and what I have planned to do. In my personal life, I dress differently: sometimes sexy, sometimes comfortable.

Sofia Lee: Czech cutie has boobs and booty

April 8, 2023 by Elliot James

Czech girls could be the most uninhibited in the world.

Sofia Lee is a beauty who enjoys making porn in the tradition of Zuzanna, Marketa and other big-boobed Czech porn pioneers who led the way after the Communists were kicked out during the Velvet Revolution.

She’s cheery, bright-eyed and bouncy. I like how she cooed when X-Man Ridge Crix boned her.

As Dave once blogged, “You know what they say about Czech chicks: The ones who haven’t done porn are the unusual ones.”

And unlike most American porn dudes, the Czech studs eat at the Y and look like they enjoy doing it.

The best place to rest your face.