SCORELAND: The gift that keeps on giving…wood!

December 20, 2011 by Maria

This time of year, give the gift of tits...lots and lots of tits.

This time of year, give the gift of tits...lots and lots of tits.

Oh, the holidays. There are long-ass lines to wait in. There are people with snarky attitudes to deal with. There are expensive doo-dads to buy. Then there is the wrapping paper…the mountains of fucking wrapping paper. Then you have that moment when you hand a person what you think is the BEST GIFT EVER, only to see that brief flash of WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! OH, THIS SUCKS in their eyes.

Because sometimes you buy the wrong gift. It happens.

And you know what? It happens because people over-think gifts.

Well, here is my advice because I, too, have given bad gifts…YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG WITH TITS.

Tits are the gift that keep on giving, and not only wood. That’s why this year, give that special someone on your list a membership to SCORELAND. Full of big boobs, XXX, orgies, big-tit lesbian action, threeways, articles (Because you read…sometimes.), games, jokes, art, videos and more, SCORELAND is the best way to tell someone, “Here, I care for you. Now please, go jack off for weeks.”

Isn’t that pleasant?

You can give the gift of tits on any occasion, but when you give someone the gift of SCORELAND for the holidays, it’s like you’re adding a little extra joy. It might even mean you are trying to achieve peace on Earth.

And there are no long lines, no one to annoy you in the crush of holiday shoppers, nothing to wrap and whoever you give it to will love it.

We have it on good authority that Santa is sending out SCORELAND memberships every day…from the North Pole for your South Pole.

What are you waiting for? This holiday, say it with SCORELAND.

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20 responses to “SCORELAND: The gift that keeps on giving…wood!”

  1. ca united kingdom says:

    @Slugworth,, ha ha i would then never miss a bloody episode….

  2. slugworth says:

    Haha ca,perhaps the BBC should replace Hammond & Clarkson with Leanne Crow & Karla James!

  3. ca united kingdom says:

    @Slugworth,,ha ha hear what your saying mate Hammond is a fucking idiot and that clarkson to….

  4. slugworth says:

    Hey ca,what’s your excuse for Richard Hammond?.Does he make ya proud to be British??HAHAHA!!!!….sorry mate!!

  5. ca united kingdom says:

    for sure Elliot,, i think shes amazing and like Leanne Crow is gonna be around a long time… makes me proud to be British….

  6. Elliot James says:

    Karla? She looks fantastic in all her photos. She could be a major star like LDM if she wanted to be.

  7. ca united kingdom says:

    hi Elliot,, its great,, only got it to get on the blog and titty sites whilst on the move(at work etc) have to use my sisters lap top untill now so its great i can get to the tits any place any time and thats a good thing Elliot…. just mentioned to dave that i picked up the march2012 score today… Karlas pics left me open mouthed,,amazing…. what do you think Elliot???

  8. Elliot James says:

    How do you like the Galaxy?

  9. ca united kingdom says:

    got myself a galaxy tab and still working out how to use it ha ha(dont forget im an old fart) so i can get on the blog while im on the move at work… couple of my blogs have no name as they were of my tab…. still use my sisters lap top also…

  10. ca united kingdomn says:

    Hi all

  11. Anonymous says:

    Slugworth, i can get hold of the international issues but months after there initial release so i get the uk edition monthly then replace them with the xxx edition when i can.

  12. slugworth says:

    @ca;The U.K.editions are the most accessable where I live.Can often get the hardcore edition via mail-order but not very often.They may be more accessable in the big cities where the population is greater,but not so much here in(as Mick Jagger once named it)’the asshole of the world’.

  13. ca united kingdom says:

    @Sslugworth,, when you get it please let me know your thoughts,, and what issue you get…

  14. ca united kingdom says:

    @ Slugworth,, thought you guys got the international xxx issue, so do you normally get the UK edition of score and v-mag????

  15. slugworth says:

    @ca, Haven’t got Feb 2012 V-mag yet.Most likely will be the U.K. edition,but may be able to access U.S.edition if lucky.As always,really looking forward to seeing it.

  16. J.D. says:

    I’m an old-fashioned fella, just give me a mag subscrippy for xmas =D

  17. ca united kingdom says:

    @ Slugworth,, your issue will have Elaine tugging cock but the UK edition has her in a solo nurse outfit set…

  18. ca united kingdom says:

    hey Slugworth, what do you think to feb2012 v-mag???? i have the UK edition so it will vary to yours but what about Terri Jane and Elaine Gregorys pics???? WOW!!!!!!! send me your thoughts…..

  19. ca united kingdom says:

    and offcourse you guys on the blog…. merry christmas to you all at the score group….

  20. ca united kingdom says:

    hey Maria hows you??? ha ha what i wouldnt give to be unwrapping a big set of heavy tits this christmas but im afraid its gonna be the same old shit spending the day with my sister and her husband unwrapping the same shit i get every year,,,, pants and socks ha ha….. my ideal christmas would be to spend it with Minka and LDM but thats looking unlikely again this year…. at least once im home ive got my score and v-mags to spice up my xmas….