A Trip I Wish I’d Gone On…
Being the newly appointed editor to the greatest magazine in the world, Voluptuous, has its perks. I get to see titties, write about them, feel them (sometimes) and get felt up by hot chicks (More often than not.) lol
Christy, Angela, Gianna, Lorna and Terry. Big Boob Paradise, indeed.
I have no complaints about my gig. It’s actually a pretty rad job. But I do have a few heart-wrenching regrets. One of them is that I never got to meet Ines Cudna, which is probably for the best because she is so hot that my brain would blow some sort of circuit and I would probably just have ended up drooling in her presence. Another one is that I never went on a Boob Cruise. (As an experienced boater, fisher-woman and nautical genius, I would have been awesome on the Boob Cruises! Plus, I come with my own flotation devices! lol) But the biggest, most-epic regret of all time is that I didn’t go on the trip to Eleuthera,
Tits. Hands. Oil. Perfection.
Imagine being under this huddle o' titties!
Bahamas to be a part of the filming of Big Boob Paradise. Even typing that made me sort of sigh. You see, the line-up for the Bahamas trip was like the Olympic team of tatas. The Gold medalists of mams. The A-list of all A-lists. Christy Marks (Who is a friend and who I love to hang out with.), Terry Nova (Who is really shy, as I found out in Hungary.), Lorna Morgan (I’ve said it before! SHE BUTTERS MY BISCUITS!), Angela White (Who comments on our blog all the time. Hi Angela, queen of hotness!) and Gianna Rossi (Who could fuck me all week and twice on Sunday, she has that much sexual mojo. Whew!) If I had gone on this trip, I would have been able to die a satisfied woman. Seriously. Those five hotties, a tropical setting and barely any clothes on? Pfft. Total Excellence.
Sometimes I like to look at all the pics that were shot out there on that trip and daydream about what it must have been like to be among all those tit titans. One of my favorite shoots was the five-girl oil-a-thon that ran in the January 2008 SCORE. Talk about WOWZA! I love the shots where the girls all squeeze Christy’s oily tits. All those hands on that one set of titties…it’s a very horny scenario. And who wouldn’t love the big-tit huddle from above AND below? It’s awesome!
Hopefully we will do another Boob Cruise one day. Or even a trip to Jamaica for Big Boob Paradise 2, that I will get to go on. (I am an experienced traveler and I pack light, work hard and speak lots of languages. Jut putting that out there in case any of the big cheeses are reading this blog. *cough* TAKE ME! *cough* lol)
For now, let’s check out these pics and dream of what could have been, together.
xoxo,
Maria
Tags: Angela White, Bahamas, Big Boob Paradise, Eleuthera, Gianna Rossi, groping, huddle, Lorna Morgan, Oil, Terry Nova
Categories: Behind the Scenes, Confessions, Deep Inside Scoreland, The Life of an Editor
with them I don´t need a maewest
Maria – This floating device you speak of, what’re we talking here D’s,E’s Sometime F’s?
Curious.
– Fuz Dunlop
Wow ! If there’s another Boob cruise – count me IN !
Two great pictures – can’t decide whether I like the above or below view better – Hmmmm – needs a lot more review 🙂
@Maria: I wanna go with you!!! I have no talent whatsoever when it
comes to photography, but i could keep you company when you
stand there drooling and gawking at all the boobies. If Angela comes too!
Did i read somewhere that Gianna has retired from the business?