The health benefits of wearing a wet T-shirt

September 29, 2010 by Elliot James
Keeping the shirt wet is a top priority.

Keeping the shirt wet is a top priority.

There are many health benefits to wearing a wet T-shirt. These benefits don’t apply to everyone, of course. Guys should not wear wet T-shirts because it’s disgusting and makes me sick. The main beneficiaries of wearing wet T-shirts are, of course, women with big boobs. Let me explain the physics behind this.

When it’s very hot out, the body can overheat, and that can be dangerous. Wearing a wet T-shirt can prevent heat exhaustion or stroke. You see, as the water in the fibers of a wet T-shirt evaporate, a cooling effect from the evaporation is created as the heat energy is transferred from the breasts to the water-soaked cloth. This cools the body down safely. A side-effect is that this cooling action also hardens the nipples. I look upon this as beneficial also since it may increase production of the hormone Oxytocin, the “feel-good” chemical, which can make a girl feel horny. The tighter the T-shirt, the better the cooling effect since there is no trapped warm air between the skin and the shirt.

Enough to make a grown man cry like a wuss.

Enough to make a grown man cry like a wuss.

So I urge girls to wear wet and tight T-shirts as often as possible, especially during hot weather or if they take public transportation where it can get really hot. I was in London a few years ago and rode the tube, and let me tell you, it was like an oven down there because there’s no air-conditioning. I urged some of the girls waiting for the train to wear wet T-shirts and carry spray bottles filled with ice water. They looked at me like I was crazy. The British are a stubborn people.

I could watch Natalie shower all day. I'd bring lunch with me.

I could watch Natalie shower all day. I'd bring lunch with me.

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One response to “The health benefits of wearing a wet T-shirt”

  1. panhype says:

    Haha. Great stuff. And after seeing her again, i can’t believe that Shyla Shy isn’t more popular. Maybe she has (for the majority) a tad too much of a real girl appeal – something that makes her tremendous for me.