Today I was having a conversation with a friend of mine about tits, because let’s face it, when am I NOT talking about tits? We were talking about our breasts. (Because girls talk about their tits allllllll the time, I promise you.) You see, she and I wear the same size bra and she was asking me if I had a strapless bra that she might borrow to wear under a dress she was going to wear to a wedding.
Now, while I had no problem sharing my underthings with my lady friend, I told her, “I have a few, but I don’t think that they will fit you the same because our boobs are shaped differently.”
To which she replied, “Hello! We are the same size.”
And I said, “It doesn’t matter, they won’t fit you.” And guess what? They didn’t.
Now, why is that? Well, it has to do with a lot of science, I assume. Weight and mass multiplied by Pi or something like that, but I like to think that the simpler way of putting it is that every pair of tits are like snowflakes…no pair is the same. Yes, just like they taught you in grade school that each snowflake had its own pattern and shape, I am telling you that each pair of tits is unique and special and unlike any other pair anywhere.
But because I am somewhat of a boob scientist, naturally I had to go to SCORELAND and find evidence to prove my theory was correct. And hey, let’s face it, if part of my job as a responsible somewhat-not-really scientific professional is to stare at tits all day until I come up with facts, I AM GOING TO DO MY JOB! 🙂 So, I checked out models with the same sized racks.
I started with F-cuppers Eva Notty and Lorna Morgan. Both of these hotties wear a 34F, but that’s about it. When it comes down to it, their breasts are completely different.
Next, I checked out G-cuppers Angela White and Angelina Castro. Sure they are both brunettes. Sure, they both wear a 36G bra. But if you take a good look at their knockers, they are nothing alike.
Then I checked out Kelly Christiansen and Christy Marks, both touting a 36H rack. Again, great tits but that’s the only thing that these pairs of titties share in common.
Now, before anyone says something about this being a natural tits vs. augmented tits issue, I am going to say right up front, it is NOT. Rather, I am talking about the way breasts look and that encompasses nipples, areolae, shape, slope, width, etc.
After reviewing these tits, I came to the conclusion that my hypothesis that each pair of tits, regardless of size, is different and unique in their own way, was proven true. And isn’t that just a delightful finding? Not only because it means that you should treat every set of hooters you see with reverence and love, but also because it serves as a reminder that there will always be uncharted titscapes out there that we have yet to discover. Yes, there will always be new and exciting boobs to seek out and expose to the world!
And isn’t that kind of variety the spice of life?
I think so! And you can trust me, because I am a scientist. (No I’m not, but I look good in a lab coat, I promise.) lol
In a world full of uncertainties and untruths, there is one thing we should all be able to depend on. There is one thing that should be a constant, no matter how unstable other things are. And that one thing is BIG TITS. You should be able to look at a pair of big tits and believe in their size, weight and J.F. (Jiggle factor.) While Shakira might tell you that Hip Don’t Lie, here at SCORELAND, we like to believe that Tits Don’t Lie. That’s why when we came across an ad for Victoria Secret’s new “Miraculous Push Up” bra, we were intrigued. (Hey, it’s not every day that someone advertises miracles AND titties!)
You can imagine how pissed we were when we read their promise that stated,
“Hello, Bombshell!” Instantly adds two cup sizes. Can be worn as a halter or crossback. In smooth & lace. Sizes 32AA-38DD.
Say what?
While we can sympathize with flat-chested women who might have to resort to this kind of subterfuge, there is no excuse for women with tits to participate in this kind of sham!
Bella Blaze is a DD-cup.
Lorna Morgan is an F-cup.
Imagine if you see a woman walking down the street, jiggling all over the place, with a rack that looks to be about an F-cup. You ask her out. She accepts. You take her to a nice dinner. You take her out for some drinks. You take her out to a movie. Now you have invested time and money in this F-cup dream. Finally, the time comes for you to get in where you fit in and jump on the hanky-panky train. You cop a feel and…wait a second! It feels like you are squeezing a couch pillow, all padding. But you press forward bravely into the great tit unknown. Then she takes off her Miraculous (Read: LIE) Bra and, hey, what the fuck? Where did all that F-cup go? It’s gone. And instead, you are left holding on to a D-cup, maybe a DD-cup. Sure, it’s not THAT bad, but it ain’t the F-cup you were promised. It’s a lie.
Maybe I am being harsh because I am a woman with larger chesticles, but to me, these miracle bras are like driving off the lot in what you thought was a Mercedes only to find out you bought a Lexus. Sure, it’s still a luxury car, but it’s NOT THE SAME.
It boils down to the idea that women shouldn’t create lies about their tits. The two-cup sizes lie is the worst thing ever created. That’s like a two-inch lie from a guy. Trust me when I say that when it comes down to it, two-inches makes a big difference! lol
What say you, tit men? Have you encountered these deceptive undergarments? Are you pissed about it? Do you accept it? Does it matter? Chime in.
British natural Michelle Bond, now really busting bras as an H-cupper, gets her first SCORE cover this edition. Miss Bond shows her heavier, fuller ta-tas in a brand-new layout and talks about ’em in an interview.
“I used to be an F-cup,” Michelle said. “And they just grew and grew, and every time I got measured, they seem to have grown. Either that or my underwear is shrinking!”
Michelle’s first SCORE was June 2003. In Big-Boob Finishing School, Bond, Michelle Bond, teaches Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Sophie Mae and Eden Mor how to please men and be better girlfriends. Now that’s a constructive goal. That book should be sold worldwide. The Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ocean County, New York and Atlanta would find it instructive.
Also this issue: Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, redhaired Veronika and Shione Cooper. Daphne Rosen and SCORE reader’s wife Jayden Prescott get it on and get it in in two anal-core XXX pictorials. A “Golden Age” special feature recalls super-sized covergirls from the 1990s: Angelique, Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Wendy Whoppers, Toppsy Curvey, Colt 45 and more. A photo-feature spotlights the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, starring Kelly Christiansen, Stephanie Stalls, Angelina Castro, Kali West and Nadia Night. Readers get a chance to win Michelle’s signed bra from the cover. Plus, a SCORE DVD is included FREE in most areas of the U.S. and Canada. Because we’re a little too generous for our own good but we love our readers…in a brotherly way.
If your local mag store doesn’t carry SCORE, their staff should be ashamed of themselves. Tell the manager to call our distributor, Curtis Circulation Company, at (201) 634-7400, and they’ll never be SCORE-less again.
Happy birthday, Lorna Morgan!
Lorna in The Bahamas, 2008.
And here we have Part One of lovely Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Michelle Bond, during the making of Big-Boob Finishing School, chittin’ and chattin’ with Tushna, our studio manager. You’ll find this very informative and instructional. Let’s roll the video!
No surprise that our "Model of the Decade" is in the Top 5.
Karina is getting a lot of support. Her big, firm tits don't need much support.
Back in October, I told you about the “20 Greatest Naturals” voting going on in SCORE magazine, in which we’re asking readers to choose their favorite naturals of the SCORE years. To recap, in the September 2001 issue of SCORE, we celebrated our “20 Greatest Naturals.” Now, with the 10th anniversary of that issue fast approaching with the September 2011 issue, we’re going to celebrate the “20 Greatest Naturals” once again, this time including every natural who has appeared in SCORE since 1992.
There were 43 models on the official ballot, which was published in the March and April issues. In alphabetical order: Alexis Love, Angela White, Anna Song, Ashley Sage Ellison, Arianna Sinn, Autumn-Jade, Bea Flora, Brandy Talore, Carrie Lynn, Cassandra, Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Danni Ashe, Devon Daniels, Diane Poppos, Faith, Ines Cudna, Inesse, Janet Jade, Joana, Jeannine Oldfield, Jessica Turner, Karina Hart, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Kay, Kerry Marie, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Lisa Phillips, Lorna Morgan, Maggie Green, Melissa Mandlikova, Merilyn Sakova, Miosotis, Nadine Jansen, Natalie Fiore, Nicole Peters, Sammie Black, Sharday, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Valory Irene and Via Paxton.
I wonder if Linsey Dawn McKenzie would have won "Model of the Decade" for 1990-1999?
We haven't seen Chloe Vevrier for a long time, but she remains super-popular.
Now, before you start complaining that your favorite isn’t on the ballot, you should know that write-in votes were permitted and encouraged.
Anyway, the ballots have been pouring in (which pleasantly surprises me because filling out a ballot with 20 names, including write-ins, takes some time, effort and knowledge). And, so far, a few things stand out:
1. Counting these ballots is interesting, but it’s a pain in the ass.
2. One model has been named on every ballot except one. EVERY BALLOT. Guess who?
3. Danni Ashe, whose tits definitely are not among the largest naturals ever, is getting a lot of support.
4. The top five vote-getters are (in no particular order) Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Merilyn Sakova and Karina Hart.
5. Judging from some of the write-in votes, some guys can’t tell a natural from an augmented pair of tits.
5. Of the 65 girls who have received votes, only 19 have had full sex on camera.
6. The battle for spots 11-20 in the new “20 Greatest Naturals” is going to be very close.
Anyway, that’s all I have to say about this for now. Gotta go back to counting votes. And if you feel like commenting with your “Top 20,” go right ahead. I’m interested in hearing what you have to say. Just one thing: the girl had to have appeared in SCORE at least once to be eligible. And if you’re wondering about that, check the “Model Directory” in SCORELAND.
Miosotis (top) and Arianna (below): a natural attraction.
I’m gonna let you in on a little secret: When we go on-location to places like the Dominican Republic, Spain, Eleuthera, etc., we rent big, gigantic properties with big, gigantic houses. We do this because we need a lot of spots in which to shoot photos and videos and also because, well, shooting nice pictures and videos requires a lot of room. Anyway, my point is that when we go on-location, lack of space is generally not an issue. And, yet, when we went to Eleuthera for Big-Boob Paradise, we stuck Angela White in the same bed with Lorna Morgan, and when we went to the Dominican Republic recently, we stuck Arianna Sinn in the same room with Miosotis. Why? Because we like to mix things together and hope good things happen.
This time, they did, and the results will be on display tomorrow, Thursday and all of next week at BustyArianna.com. We’re calling it “Arianna & Miosotis: Clash of the Super-Naturals,” and it’s a three-part special unlike anything we’ve ever done before.
In Part 1, tomorrow and Thursday, G-cup Arianna gets fucked by a stud while KKK-cup Miosotis watches. Only she doesn’t simply watch. She plays with herself, then plays with Arianna, sucking her tits and rubbing her pussy.
In Part 2, next Monday and Tuesday, Arianna has her first lezzie encounter ever (not just on video) with Miosotis.
In Part 3, next Wednesday and Thursday, Miosotis fucks while Arianna watches. But, again, Arianna doesn’t just watch.
“I like a lot of things about women,” Arianna told us as she anticipated the moment. “They are so special. They are soft, delicate sweet, sensual. I always dreamed to be with a woman, but this is my first time. I never had the guts to do it. But since I am a roommate with Miosotis, I got to know her better. I trust her. I like her a lot. I want her to dominate me. I want her to kiss me and lick my nipples and suck them and lick my clit. This is exciting. I can’t wait. I’m a lesbian virgin.”
I’ve seen the videos and they’re very hot. They’re unusual, but that’s part of what makes them hot. Some of my favorite moments:
1. A stud shooting his load all over Arianna’s rack, then Arianna and Miosotis deep-lezzie kissing while Arianna’s rack is still coated.
2. Miosotis lapping away at Arianna’s pussy likes it’s the best thing she’s ever eaten.
3. Miosotis stacking her tits on top of Arianna’s big ass while fingering Arianna’s pussy. Arianna moaning, “Yes, do me, baby.”
4. Arianna reaching down to rub Miosotis’s clit while Miosotis gets fucked from behind.
I have no idea what happened later that night when Arianna and Miosotis retired to their bedroom. But I have a good idea that they didn’t go to sleep.
If you tell me you see girls at the beach like Summer, YOU LIE!!
Winter is coming to a nice big chunk of the world, but here in South Florida and farther south, bikinis are still good to go. I try to get to the beach once every other week or so, but it’s still rare that I catch a glimpse of anyone remotely resembling any of these SCORE Girls.
Even when I lived across the street from the ocean in Fort Lauderdale, I still rarely saw anyone as stacked as any of the girls in SCORE or V-Mag. My friends in California tell me the same thing. At first glance, I’d think someone looked pretty busty, and then after careful analysis, I realized she didn’t even come close to the total package of a Terry Nova or a Lorna Morgan. They’re why God invented the bikini. Not that I haven’t given up. I’ll never do that. But a day on the beach, and strip clubs, too, always reminds me how special these girls are. So I still keep my eyes open and my BeAScoreModel post cards ready.
Good grief, it's fun to brush your teeth with Lorna Morgan!
Men…go figure. We never want to go shopping with our girlfriends or wives, but if a busty SCORE Girl asked for volunteers to go bra or tight-tops shopping with her, there’d be a line of men around the block. We complain about how long women take to get ready in the morning and stay as far away from the bathroom as possible, but there’s something about a SCORE Girl’s morning routine that grabs our attention every time. Who would want to watch a girl shave her legs or do her hair or put on her makeup and nail polish…or brush her teeth? Turns out that a lot of people would. I mean, check out that photo to the left of Lorna Morgan from the Holiday ’01 issue of SCORE. She’s…spitting! Yuck? Hot? Hey, it wasn’t my favorite photo in the set, but there were a lot of others that were memorable (like the ones of Lorna shaving her pussy; it’s the kind of ultra-personal thing we don’t usually get to see Lorna do).
Anyway, we revisited the private morning ritual scenario recently, and if you’d like, you can click to it right now at SCORELAND. But that would be cheating. I’d rather you play along with me for a few minutes. Below are four photos, all of the same girl, all from a posting that went up today. Can you name the girl who’s letting us view her private morning routine? And if you already know because you saw the pictorial, don’t guess! Because if you do, I’ll have the mystery girl charge into your bathroom while you’re shaving.
You know, maybe I’m a bit sensitive about this subject because I’ve been the editor of SCORE for all but 17 issues since September 2001, but whenever I hear the 1990s described as the Golden Age of big tits–you know, ultra slim ‘n’ stacked girls like SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers and Busty Dusty–I get a bit defensive. There’s no denying that the 1990s really was a golden age of super-enhanced girls with impossibly huge tits sitting on top of impossibly tiny waists. Sure, we’ve had some great girls built in that mold since 2001 (Crystal Gunns, Morgan Leigh, Daphne Rosen, Annina, etc.), but for that kind of girl–the kind that regularly appeared on Jenny Jones and Springer–the 2000s can’t hold a candle to the 1990s.
But you know what? When it comes to naturally stacked girls, the 1990s can’t hold a candle to the 2000s. Not even close. Sure, the ’90s gave us Linsey, Chloe, Lorna, Autumn, Kerry Marie, Diane Poppos, Sammie and a lot of other great girls. But since then, these naturals have come our way: Sharday, Karina Hart, Christy Marks, Merilyn Sakova, Natalie Fiore, Janet Jade, Miosotis, Bea Flora, Nadine Jansen, Nicole Peters, Ashley Sage Ellison, Angela White, Ines Cudna, Brandy Talore, Annie Swanson and so on and so on and so on and so on. And since the start of the new decade, we’ve added Karla James, Arianna Sinn, Taylor Steele and Valory Irene to the mix. I haven’t even mentioned the V-Mag girls.
And I’m going to take this one step further and say that the mix of girls in the magazine and at SCORELAND is better now than it was in the ’90s. People like to say, “The good old days” and “I remember when,” but our minds tend to play tricks on us. We sometimes think that what we had is better than what we have. I’m sometimes surprised to look back and see that some of my favorite porn girls from the ’70s and ’80s, like Sue Nero, Lisa De Leeuw and Kay Parker, weren’t nearly as busty as I remember them being. Compare any current issue of SCORE to any issue from the ’90s–other than a Boob Cruise issue–and you’ll probably come away saying, “These are the best of times.”
That September ’01 SCORE was my first issue as editor, and it just happened to be the “20 Greatest Naturals” celebration. Well, for September 2011, we’re busy planning another “20 Greatest Naturals” issue, and I’m willing to bet that 15 of the 20 will be from 2001 on. Over the next several months, I’ll give you more details about that issue and how we’re going to arrive at the Top 20. There’ll be voting, etc. And if the past 10 years are any indication, over the next several months, a few more candidates for that list will come along.
As usual, when it comes to big tits, there’s a lot to look forward to.
Now, I know you know that I love boobs almost as much as you do. That is a given. But here is something you may not know: I really dig a nice set of dugs framed by a pretty smile.
Aileen takes off her top with a wink and smile!
Don’t get me wrong, I told you in another post that I love fuck face, and I stand by that statement 100%. There is nothing like a woman who looks like she wants to go at it for hours…like she needs something in all of her holes ASAP! But as much as I love a good, horny look on a woman’s mug, I cannot stand PORN FACE. What kind of face is that? Well, I think it’s when a woman looks…serious? Angry? Aloof? Like she is thinking about laundry that needs doing or about what to have for dinner. It just makes me feel like I have no right to be looking at her. Like I am interrupting her or annoying her.
Ines knows her tits are something to smile about.
Lorna Morgan is all smiles, well, and tits.
That’s why I love it when a woman shows me her (Tits, of course!) pearly whites. There is nothing as inviting as a pretty smile. It says, “Hi! I like you. I enjoy your eyes on me. Please, stare longer. I am friendly and I am naked.” (At least this is what it says to me.) Smiles are important! And most of you think so because according to the boob Jedi himself, Elliot, smiling is one of those great controversies discussed by the SCORELAND masses since 1992, and I can see why it’s a serious point of contention. Some of you like your gals to look serious and some of you like it when they look like they are having a good day.
Personally, I am all for a nice, inviting smile. I mean, look at the pics of the girls in this post. Who could say no to those pretty faces and those cheeky grins, eh? When it comes to faces, I think that smiles are all win! xoxo, Maria
Like I’ve mentioned before, I am a man of simple pleasures. And that applies to stuff that girls do together when they can take their tits out. I’d rather see some dynamic duo squish and rub their boobs together instead of strapping on the latest Arnold Schwarzenputz life-like rubber cock or hanging off some weird contraption.
I like the contrast in skin tones too.
Doing the bumpty-bump.
(That’s why I thought Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling was so great; all those huge tits sliding and thumping against each other.) In the same vein, that’s also why I love boob-massage videos and photos, especially if they’re shot in first-person POV. If I were a millionaire, I’d build a gym in my mansion and hire girls to rub their boobs together and do slow, erotic oil wrestling.
The shock-absorbing power is incalculable.
They couldn't be more different.
I wouldn’t be interested in having a giant 3D television and the most expensive sound system. Think about it. Would you rather watch Avatar on a 20′-wide screen or two big-boobed girls going nipple-to-nipple? I was reading that Nicolas Cage blew mega-millions on a German castle and a fleet of yachts. What a waste of money. Think of all the titty-rubbing shows Nic could have put on in his living room.
