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In most Katie Thornton shoots, the new SCORE Model of the Year starts off in high-glam outfits. This photo shoot and video feature a casual Katie and I like it just as much as her glitzy, fashionista look (although my favorite shoot has to be a coin toss between her coed scene and the bikini layout). She’s a girl who really knows how to dress to kill.
In the video, Katie talks about one of the hazards a girl faces when she has big tits. When Katie eats, sometimes crumbs fall into her cleavage. She talked about this cleavage crumb-catching before she took off her top and pants. Besides the hazards of crumbs, there’s also the danger of sauces and gravy spillage on the boobage.
I have an idea to combat this problem. A bib with a photo of cleavage on it. This way, when dining out, a girl’s dinner companion (and the waiter) is not deprived of the sight of her beautiful breasts in a low-cut top. I was going to have this invention patented before someone reading this blog beat me to it, but to my horror, I discovered that someone already markets one, although it’s for babies.
The debate over tattoos goes on and on with seemingly no end in sight. But when I look at this picture of Dors Feline, I don’t think, “I could do without the tats.” I do think, “I don’t think I could do without those tits.” Now, granted, if you gave me the choice between tats or no tats, I’d pick no tats almost every time. I say almost because I like tats on tits and I also like tats on shaved pussy mounds. It gives a girl an extra-slutty look.
But when I look at this picture, I know from the reaction down below that the tats don’t matter. The tits do.
By the way, it seems as if former SCORE Girl Mia Khalifa (discovered by yours truly and friends, of course) is getting into cooking. This is a surprising move for a girl who came to our attention when she was working at a greasy spoon burger joint that served up barely edible food. Anyway, I hope things are going well with Mia (although things are not going well with her favorite hockey team, the Washington Capitals).
How a woman puts her bra on tells you what kind of personality she has, according to body language expert Patti Wood.
Miss Wood is the author of Snap: Making the Most of First Impressions, Body Language, and Charisma. In her book, she explains that the way a woman puts on a bra relates to her personality.
“There are four distinct personality types–drivers, influencers, supporters, and correctors–who have unique ways of doing things,” wrote Miss Wood.
If a woman hooks her bra from the back:
She’s a supporter: “She sticks to tradition and follows along with what she’s been taught by mom and other influential females.”
If she hooks in front of her and twists the bra around:
She’s an influencer: “She likes to feel appreciated, supported and look the image that she’s projecting to the world, such as a business professional. She may own many different bras.”
If she wears a front loader:
She’s a driver: “She is a planner and researcher. She will not bother with hooks she can’t see. She will not make random purchases, including bras.”
If she pre-hooks her bra and slides it over her head:
She’s a perfectionist: “Everything must be done properly and the right way. She may not like attention.”
In our book, if you get to see a girl put her bra on (after she’s taken it off), you’re already at the point when you’re past wondering about her personality.
The headline in today’s New York Post definitely caught my eye: “Staring at women’s breasts is just one of six easy ways men can live longer.”
Turns out having lots of sex is another of those six ways.
Okay, when someone tells me to exercise two hours a day and not eat French fries, my mind glazes over.
But staring at tits and having a lot of sex? I can do that.
The article linked to another article in Medical Daily that stated, “Previously, it’s been reported men who stare at women’s breasts tend to live longer, but this has been debunked. However, Men’s Health provided a scientific explanation for why ogling at breasts could boost longevity for men.
“They explained staring at breasts or looking at cute animals benefit a man’s health by creating a positive mindset. Pleasant emotions can help both men and women make better decisions about their health.”
Basically, doing anything that feels good will make you live longer? Okay. And staring at tits is one of those ways?
1. If this is true, I’m going to live forever.
2. I knew we were doing a public service at SCORELAND, but I didn’t know how much of a public service.
Live longer. Check out your favorite racks today at SCORELAND.
When Dolly Fox started modeling at SCORE, she said she wanted to tour America. “I’m planning to come to the USA in 2016,” Dolly said. “I would really like to visit the SCORE studios in Miami. I would also like to meet other big-bust models.”
Dolly made good on her vow. She road-tripped across the States, visited SCORE‘s offices and got the guided tour and met some of her boob idols and bosom buddies.
During her travels, Dolly met Minka, Kayla Kleevage, Sheridan Love, Kimberly Kupps, Sally D’Angelo (who’s recently supersized) and more fellow bra-busters.
That’s the thing about Dolly. She’s a go-getter and likes to meet her goals. She said she would visit the States. She did. She said she would meet as many American SCORE Girls as she could. She did.
Right now, Dolly’s goal is to win SCORE‘s Newcomer of the Year award, and knowing her determination, I’m sure she’ll campaign very hard for the title.
In itself, that’s not unusual. The girl has fucked on-camera hundreds of times. Taken it up the ass. Enjoyed two guys in the Big-Tit Glory Hole.
But today’s scene is special because Danielle hadn’t fucked on-camera for years, and I thought we’d seen the last of her. But we haven’t. The ultimate fuck doll is back, she’s sexier than ever, and to celebrate, we gave her JMac’s big cock to suck and fuck.
Celebrate in your own way.
Danielle Derek, one of my favorite SCORE XXX girls ever, returns to SCORELAND today after too long of an absence. It’s great to have her back, especially since her body is still mint. Her waist is still tiny. Her tits are still huge. She’s like a Barbie Doll come to life, but this Barbie Doll sucks, fucks and takes it up the ass. Not today. Today, she’s re-introducing us to her body. But hardcore is coming soon, and Danielle is just as wild and nasty as ever.
SCORELAND is where it all began for Danielle back in 2005. She walked into our studio with her bosom buddy Alexia Moore, and I remember interviewing them for their girl-girl, tit-to-tit, pussy-eating scene. They told me they spent most of the flight down to Miami talking about big tits. At the time, Danielle didn’t fuck on-camera, but her first fucks were just around the corner. She did anal almost from the start. She was always very good at gagging herself on cock. Her scene in the movie Tits-A-Poppin’ remains one of my favorites. Danielle looks spectacular in that scene, almost kind of innocent, but her tits keep popping out of her top, and fucking ensues. Of course, she takes it up the ass.
Welcome back, Danielle!
Today, a great new girl with DDD-cup naturals and a deep throat makes her debut at XLGirls.com.
Yes, I said a deep throat. I know because I saw her sucking cock when I interviewed her. Not only did she get all of our stud’s cock in her mouth but she got her tongue out, too, to lick the balls. That’s a special skill not every girl has, especially a girl who’s only 22. She also likes to gag on cock. I know that because I saw it, too: She forced herself to gag on the stud’s cock. Then he did the nose plug on her, and she didn’t back off at all. She just kept on sucking.
Her name: Mya Blair. She’s from the Carolinas (born in North, lives in South). She did it all when she was in our studio. She even got ass-fucked by two guys.
But, first, today, we get to know her better with a solo pictorial and video. Elliot has Mya’s first XXX scheduled for September 30th.
Coming soon to SCORELAND: brand-new Minka and Danielle Derek. We hadn’t seen either of them in a long time. I was sure Danielle had retired. Danielle hasn’t shot for anyone in years, but it was like she had never left. Danielle was deep-throating and taking it up the ass like she’d never left.
Minka: Looks great. Her new stuff goes up at SCORELAND next Saturday, September 10th.
These boobs belong to the 22nd member of the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame. I don’t have to tell you where you can see more of her.
Congratulations to Merilyn, who joins–now take a deep breath–Alexis Love, Alyssa Alps, Angelique, Autumn-Jade, Busty Dusty, Chloe Vevrier, Crystal Gunns, Danni Ashe, Daphne Rosen, Devon Daniels, L.A. Bust, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Nicole Peters, Nikki Knockers, Pandora Peaks, Sarenna Lee, Sharday, Tawny Peaks, Tiffany Towers, Traci Topps and Wendy Whoppers in the big-tit pantheon.
Merilyn edged out an exemplary group of nominees that included Lorna Morgan, Casey James, Ines Cudna, Kelly Christiansen and Lisa Lipps. As D.F. wrote, “This might be the most-impossible vote ever. All of the girls who were nominated deserve to be in, so why wait? Open the doors to all of them!”
We considered that, but for now, Merilyn is the one. She’s the first Eastern European Hall of Famer.
For more about Merilyn and the other winners of the 2015 SCORE Awards, check out the June 2016 issue, on-sale now at eBoobStore.com.