Categories for Boob Watch

On the rack 15 years ago

May 23, 2010 by Elliot James
Angelique spilled out at newstands and mag shops this month in 1995.

Angelique spilled out at newsstands and mag shops this month in 1995.

What did SCORE readers buy 15 years ago this month? The July 1995 SCORE featured Angelique as the sole covergirl. The U.S. cover price was $5.95, $6.95 in Canada. It wasn’t sealed in a plastic bag with a free DVD inside like it is today. Back then, the art director and editor created back covers that looked like a front cover. For this issue, the back cover girl was Jay Sweet from Belfast, Northern Ireland. (Jay later changed her name to Angelica Foxxx and then Sam Bond. She’s still modeling in England.)

Irish bombshell Jay Sweet brought up the rear.

Irish bombshell Jay Sweet brought up the rear.

Why a back cover that was designed like the front? Because studies showed that at busy newsstands, many browsers would pick up a magazine, look through it, then put it back on the rack backwards. So with this technique, the SCORE title was always visible. Annoyed store clerks liked it, too.

The pictorials featured Tiffany Towers and Tawny Peaks in a girl-girl, Bonnie Banks, Angelique and Jay plus a Lilli Xene layout and interview. I’ve heard that Lilli Xene (pronounced “Zen-A”) became a housedancer in a California club, but I don’t know if she’s still dancing. “Nice Ass” was a six-page photo article of bootyfull SCORE Girl butts. Dipping into the Internet explosion, “Fantastic Fantasies” by Ricky Java kicked off. One of the first Netizens of the Boob Brotherhood and a Boob Cruise passenger, Rick morphed photographs to give SCORE models impossible dimensions. For this first installment, he performed massive cyber-boob jobs on Minka, Angelique, Traci Topps and Lisa Chest. Rick just emailed the other day to touch base, and he is as breastnotized as ever.

Fantastic Fantasies kicked off on page 34 of July 1995 SCORE.

Fantastic Fantasies kicked off on page 34 of July 1995 SCORE.

What else did you get in July ’95? A lotta stuff. A chesty short story called “Old Tricks” by Bo Alexander with sensational art by the Baron of Bazongas, Otis Sweat. “Fantasy SCORE” by Duncan Gutteridge. “Bomber Girls” by Otis. “Homebodies,” the amateur section with pictures girls sent in with the hopes of being called to model. My column, “Boob Beat,” with pix of Angelique, Chessie Moore, Lilli Xene and Letha Weapons causing trouble at the Consumer Electronics Show. An army of photographers was all over Angelique at the convention, and she played it up for them. She didn’t need to speak English, just squeeze her tits. And in “Scorecard,” our readers’ forum, the guys wrote letters about Busty Dusty, Tiffany Towers, Tawny Peaks, Honey Hills and Winona Lind. Real letters made out of paper, too. Stamped and delivered in a bag by a human. Few people had email in 1995.

Today, a copy of the July 1995 SCORE in good condition lists at $20.95 by back-issue magazine dealers.

And that’s how it was 15 years ago.

Oh, what lovely seashells!

May 22, 2010 by Maria
Miosotis and Arianna Sinn...Lezzies? Stay tuned!

Miosotis and Arianna Sinn...Lezzies? Stay tuned!

Yes, there are seashells in this photo.

What do you mean where?

Can’t you see them?

LOL

Yeah, me neither. Who could see anything but the  contrast between Miosotis’ dark and sexy tits and Arianna’s beautiful face? This photo has a lot of sexual mojo. In fact, it oozes sex. At least I think so.

Is this photo indicative of some sort of girl-on-girl action between Miosotis and Arianna for your jacking pleasure? Maybe sometime in the near future?

LOL…I’ll never tell!

😉

xoxo,

Maria

Huge tits. My head. Life is GOOD.

May 19, 2010 by Maria

I have a pretty stellar gig. I come in, I look at boobs. I talk to girls with big boobs. I ask them to show me their big boobs. (They always say YES!) I ask them to do all sorts of fun boob tricks for me. (They always do.) And then, sometimes, I am talking to their boobs, er, to them, and then Dave comes into the studio and interrupts and says, “Hey! Put your boobs on Maria’s head!” And you know what? THEY DO. It’s pretty fuckin’ magical on a lot of levels.

So here is the situation: Cassidi Jai is a 24-year-old mocha mamma with ginormous HHH-tits. She is in college (YES! She’s a smart cookie with incredible sweater puppies!), and she is a freak. When I say she is a freak, I mean it in the MOST depraved way possible. I mean, she has done things that made ME blush. She loves trucks (Dodge Rams.), oil wrestling and has had threesomes, foursomes, lezzie-love and likes anal. Oh, and she lost her virginity only two years ago at the ripe age of 22. (Apparently she’s done a lot of making up for lost time in the last two years! lol)

Cassidi and I were enjoy a nice chat in the studio when Dave came in and shot this video which culminated in Cassidi putting her tit on my head (It was heavy!) and then wrapping her tits around my noggin, too. It was glorious! Check out the video below! (And coincidentally, don’t look for my boobs to make an appearance in this video. Sure, you will catch glimpses of them here and there, but Dave, ever the gentlemen, chose to video the greater of two evils, or rather, the greater and larger of two pairs of boobs. Smart man that he is! lol)

Cassidi will be making her V-Mag and SCORELAND debut very soon. For now, enjoy this newbie!

xoxo

Maria

It’s time somebody said something nice about oil

May 18, 2010 by Dave
Notice the proximity of Kerry Marie's oil-up boobs to a large body of water. This could be very dangerous.

Notice the proximity of Kerry Marie's oil-up boobs to a large body of water. This could be very dangerous.

The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is giving oil a bad name. Not to make light of the disaster–and it is a disaster in every way–but at times like these, we must remain levelheaded and remember that OIL IS NOT TO BLAME! In fact, oil has many positive uses, as frequent jackers and SCORELAND members (aren’t they the same thing?) know very well.

We could have an international emergency unless somebody identifies the body of boobs that this oil spill has occurred on.

We could have an international emergency unless somebody identifies the body of boobs that this oil spill has occurred on.

Rachel Love knows that in some situations, you can't have enough oil.

Rachel Love knows that in some situations, you can't have enough oil.

Oh, no! It's an oil spill on Dawn Stone's chest!

Oh, no! It's an oil spill on Dawn Stone's chest!

Oil can be used to smoothen the ride when you're tit-fucking Carmen Hayes.

Oil can be used to smoothen the ride when you're tit-fucking Carmen Hayes.

Riddle me this, part 2

May 16, 2010 by Elliot James
Christy Marks could lift Cassie Sweets like a doll.

Christy Marks could lift Cassie Sweets like a doll.

Cassie is 90 pounds; Christy 134 pounds.

Cassie is 90 pounds; Christy 134 pounds.

The tall and the short. The busties and the teenie-toppers. The curvies and the flatties. The myriad varieties of feminine development in all its scenic splendor. The paradoxical nature of female maturation. In Riddle me this, Maria blogged about Renee Ross and Sophia Sutra.

It’s all in the genes. (In Sophia’s case, the skinny jeans.)

For more startling contrasts, check out these pix of Christy Marks and Cassie Sweets.

Unlike Renee and Sophia’s comparision pictorial in an upcoming Voluptuous issue and their motel room fling on XLGirls.com, these shots are just quickies.

No question who would win an oil wrestling match.

No question who would win an oil wrestling match.

Cassie is barely an A-cup.

Cassie is barely an A-cup.

Christy and Cassie didn’t make any pictorials or videos together. Their paths just crossed one afternoon on-location, and one of the photographers grabbed a few photos before they went their separate ways.

Do you like this kind of extreme comparison?

Should we plan more of them if the opportunity comes up?

My opinion is that some Voluptuous guys would like them and all 18eighteen readers wouldn’t go for it.

In the first “Riddle me” Blog, Viggo mentioned the famous duo of Kerry Marie/Missy. I remember that one very well! So with the right girls, these comparisons do stick in the memory banks.

Vanessa Del rings my bell

May 13, 2010 by Dave
Vanessa lets ’em hang while flashing her best "Come here and let me suck your cock" look.

Vanessa lets ’em hang while flashing her best "Come here and let me suck your cock" look.

This is going to be a good two days for me (and for you, too, if you’re an XLGirls.com member) because today and Friday, Vanessa Del makes her SCORE Group debut at XLGirls.com. She’s the third in our trio of “Treasure Chests of the D.R.,” the other two girls being Miosotis and Kristina Milan, and all three girls are special in their own way.

1. Miosotis because she has KKK-cup tits and is the bustiest slim ‘n’ stacked natural I’ve ever seen.

2. Kristina because there’s a non-stop flow of mother’s milk pouring out of her tits.

3. Vanessa because a.) She has a big, broad ass; b.) She’s the sluttiest looking of the three; c.) She’s a MILF.

Regarding 3b, there must be something about the name Vanessa Del that turns women into sluts because Vanessa del Rio was one of the sleaziest porn stars ever. And I mean that in a good way. If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, you know that I never mean “slut” or “sleazy” in a derogatory manner. “Classy,” “stylish” and “understated” are the words I use when I don’t approve of a woman. Anyway, Vanessa’s boobs look super-heavy, and I love the way they hang. I think she has the best hangers of the three “Treasure Chests” girls. Come to think of it, let’s rate the “Treasure Chest” girls’ tits in various categories:

Miosotis's tits are so huge, she has an impossible time handling them.

Miosotis's tits are so huge, she has an impossible time handling them.

Kristina has to lean back because her boobs are so fucking heavy.

Kristina has to lean back because her boobs are so fucking heavy.

Size: 1. Miosotis; 2. Kristina; 3. Vanessa. Vanessa wears a bigger bra than Kristina, but you can’t always go by that.

Apparent Heaviness: 1. Kristina; 2. Vanessa; 3. Miosotis. I have never seen a girl with heavier-looking tits than Kristina’s. Maybe that’s because of all the milk inside.

Hanging Asthetics: 1. Vanessa; 2. Miosotis; 3. Kristina.

Anyway, watch Vanessa slut it up today (solo and behind-the-scenes) and tomorrow (hardcore) at XLGirls.com. Enjoy.

The hole story about pierced nipples

May 10, 2010 by Elliot James
Carrie Ashton pierced her nipples for increased sensitivity.

Carrie Ashton pierced her nipples for increased sensitivity.

Nipple piercing is not a new practice. It goes back to the 15th century. Well-off European ladies of the late 1800s had their nipples pierced, not just for fashion, but for the feeling of pleasure from the constant stimulation. Nipple piercings (and non-piercing nipple jewelry that pinches the nipples, like Nipple Huggers) can increase the production of the hormone oxytocin (the feel-good hormone). Some doctors of that era recommended nipple piercing to increase the size of the nipples in order to breastfeed babies better.

Denise Derringer is not a nurse but she should have been.

Denise Derringer is not a nurse but she should have been.

I can’t say that nipple piercing is on the rise at SCORELAND, but there are a few tittie-hotties who are into it. “I think I just wanted to be different,” Carrie Ashton said in an interview. “I love tattoos and piercings. It is something that I am into. I knew that they would be even more sensitive. I mean, for about a week after I got them done, I couldn’t even touch them, they were that sensitive. They didn’t hurt, but every time I touched them, I could feel it all over my body. And now, they are twice as sensitive as before.”

Like most pierced-nip girls, Jacky likes the dumbells not the rings.

Like most pierced-nip girls, Jacky likes the dumbells not the rings.

“I never realized how much my nipples can be mashed or tugged until I got my piercings,” Denise Derringer said. “Even just putting on or taking off a bra feels different.” We know how horny Denise gets.

Chicks piercing their nipples. How do you feel about ’em? Me, I don’t go for the taste of metal. But, different strokes…

Wanted! More SCORE readers like…

May 9, 2010 by Elliot James

Our friends Jose Z. and Ace2, members of the Boob Brotherhood.

Jose and Ace2 faithfully attend nearly every public expo, convention and event in search of SCORE babes. I used to see them when I went to the Vegas conventions.

Jose and Ace 2 in search of SCORE Girls in Las Vegas.

Jose and Ace 2 in search of SCORE Girls in Las Vegas.

In this photo Jose sent from last January’s Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, the Boob Brothers take a break from their breast trek in front of a giant SCORE poster featuring Morgan Leigh. “We met Minka, Taylor Stevens, Kelly Madison, Sara Jay, Rebecca Love, Hillary Hooterz, Mianna Thomas, Penelope Pumpkins and Rachel Love,” Jose said. The show doesn’t get a lot of bra-busters these days. In the ’90s and early 2000s, all the girls went, at least for one day.

Jose and Ace2 bumped into Hillary Hooterz (left) & Mianna Thomas among other way-busty babes you know.

Jose and Ace2 bumped into Hillary Hooterz (left) & Mianna Thomas, among other way-busty babes you know.

They also sent this shot of Mianna Thomas and now-blonde Hillary Hooterz. Nice to bump into!

Anyone else go to these fan expos? There’s also Adultcon, Adultdex, Glamourcon, the Gentlemen’s Club Owners Expo and Fan Fair, Erotica L.A., XFanz Expo and a few more names I can’t remember. There’s one coming up in Miami next week, Exxxotica, and a brand-new one in Chicago this July called Exxxtacy 2010.

Until next time, Boob Brothers! Onward! Together, Brothers!

Today at XLGirls.com: Miosotis re-defines the phrase “bikini buster”

May 6, 2010 by Dave
The bikini in today's XLGirls.com photo set doesn't stand a chance against Miosotis.

The bikini in today's XLGirls.com photo set doesn't stand a chance against Miosotis.

The natural wonder that is Miosotis and her KKK-cup tits hits XLGirls.com as “Treasure Chests of the D.R.” continues with Week 2. Solo photos and a behind-the-scenes video today. Fucking tomorrow.

The behind-the-scenes video is kinda cool because we get to see Miosotis in different outfits, plus our videographer asks her some questions (which she answers in Spanish and we sub-title). The solo photos are ridiculous, and I mean that in a good way. Ridiculous as in you have never seen a girl destroy a bikini like Miosotis does. The fact is that the bikini she’s wearing–or trying to wear–is not small. In fact, your average, run-of-the-mill DDD-cupper (the size Miosotis wore when she was 13 years old) could wear it to the beach and nobody would say, “Look at the skimpy bikini that girl’s wearing.” But on Miosotis, that bikini top has the effect of postage stamps. I could say more, but what’s the point? In this case, one pictures speaks a million words, most of them unintelligible because we’re so dumbstruck.

By the way, tits are definitely part of this outfit.

Birthday shout-outs to:

May 6, 2010 by Elliot James

“I have to thank a friend for being in SCORE. He’s a huge fan and he encouraged me to send in my pictures.”–Mandy Pearl

“I am sexually aggressive. I’ll make the move eight out of 10 times.”–Texas Barbie Bennett

“I like everything from rap to hard house to hard rock. Basically, I like annoying music.”–Alexia Moore

Have a happy!