Adult stores should hire more girls who look like Harmony Bliss.
The Internet has changed everything. Some things for the better, other things for the worse. What’s on my mind today is somewhere in the middle. I live literally two blocks from an adult mega-store. I can walk there in five minutes. I used to drop in once a week to look at all the new mags, products and DVDs. I’d look at our products, see what was missing and what needed stocking. I’d talk to the clerks (some good, some apathetic) and ask how our products were selling and what suggestions they might have. It’s not one of my job functions but I like to do it because I think it’s important. But I haven’t walked into the place in five weeks. I keep meaning to go but I don’t. And my inertia, my laziness, is partly because of the Internet. The Net has made people lazier and less inclined to physically get out of the house and go somewhere. Ten years ago, when I lived in Las Vegas, I’d get in my car and drive two miles to Showgirl Video once a week to see what TSG products were on sale and what everyone was releasing. Now I don’t walk five minutes to my local store once a week. This is not good because I should be supporting my local store more often.
Sabina (at left) from Pounding The Pledges worked in an adult store.
Many independent store and chain-store owners have put money into their properties (besides paying their lawyers for the never-ending court battles). The industry has changed and a lot of stores are no longer the dumpy smut parlors they used to be. They’ve gone upscale: bright, clean, nicely decorated, safer, computerized, and they have a better level of employee. There’s even an adult store trade show this September in Vegas called StorErotica. Many stores are geared to the comfort and security of the female customer, selling clothes, shoes and other feminine goods. Did you know that Voluptuous Girl and sexologist Sabina Leigh used to work in an adult store in Colorado? She once emailed me that Voluptuous was getting hard to get in her area so I contacted our management and they corrected the situation.
The adult retail business has always been difficult to operate since day one. Communities don’t want them so they ghettoize them. The police bust them for whatever. Prosecutors prosecute them. Courts punish, restrict and fine them. Civic groups give them a hard time. Yet they survive and endure against all odds. But I believe the greatest threat comes from technology. Like the VHS tape wiped out the adult movie theaters in the 1980s, the Net is threatening the neighborhood adult store as well as the adult “downtown” sections of many American cities. Why drive, walk or take public transport to a store to buy a magazine or a DVD or a sex toy when you can do it on-line anonymously without leaving your home? For me, the reason is I like physically browsing in a brick-and-mortar store, looking at all the stuff. But that inertia is even hitting me. And that’s not positive for the retailers.
Tomorrow, Sunday, SCORELAND has Daylene Rio from California taking matters into her own hands. If you don’t know who Daylene is, you’re missing out because she’s one of the hottest babes of the last two years. She’s an exotic dancer and only fairly recently went from nude modeling to full-on XXX nutbusting. Tanned, brunettte, Latina, very sexy body, pretty face, wears hot clothes all the time. A real head-turner.
In the video (and matching photos), Daylene shows off her big tits, then strokes and tit-fucks a dick to a happy ending all over her chest and hands. She and her tits inspire a mess. And while she’s doing that, she’s talking about how she likes cock between her boobs and in her hands and making eye-contact. She gives great jack chat. (The camerawork is point-of-view, my favorite style of skinamatography.) I loved it.
I feel like sending Daylene a fan letter myself after seeing it. Watch Daylene as she spends the day at the SCORE Studio. She’s a hottie! What a great neighbor she’d make.
Summer stretching her crop top at a video convention in 2006.
Here’s why. Summer has an awesome stacked bod and huge, well-shaped tits. I like her face and hair. She’s one of the horniest girls to do SCORE hardcore. She follows directions perfectly and knows exactly what the guys want to see. Just tell her what sex positions you want to see her do and she’ll do it…except for anal (yet). Summer does not act like a big-shot porn star with her nose up in the air. She’s like a regular chick from Massachusetts with an accent…except she sports gigantic tits. Summer was a terrific down-to-earth spokeswomen at the SCORE booth at the Adult Entertainment Expo in 2006…the massive crowds of boob brothers loved her. I know because I did a video of this for SCORELAND.
It’s not her specialty but Summer can act and do lines if there’s a script and she can ad lib if she needs to. But I know Summer’s heart is really into fucking and worshiping the pocket-pork. Everything else to her is flufferdinker foo foo. Just give her a horny guy with an erection and let her do her thing and she’s happy.
Another lucky schlong gets to plow those hills on SCORELAND.
Now for the flip side: She keeps saying she’s going to get a reduction, which both terrifies and upsets me. I hate reductions and the doctors who perform them. So far, she keeps changing her mind, and puts it off, which is great as far as I’m concerned. Also, I’m not a big fan of tats, like Dave and Maria are. Now don’t misunderstand me. I don’t dislike girls with tats. I just don’t like tats. I like natural skin. I don’t understand why girls get tats. Girls take three hours to decide what to wear and they change their hair color every month but they’re okay with staining their skin for life and permanently putting a Chinese take-out menu on their body? But I can live with tats if I have to.
This weekend we get to see Summer get fucked again on SCORELAND, something I never get tired of enjoying.
Zoryna Dreams, her full bush and her Sci-Fi wardrobe do it for me.
Okay, so I will openly admit to being somewhat of a Trekkie.
Not your convention-going, costume-wearing Trekkie, but I do have a warm place in my heart for Sci-fi movies, the Star Wars franchise and Captain Kirk. (Yes, my favorite vintage episode of Star Trek is the Trouble With Tribbles one.)
Ever since I was a kid, I have had it in my mind that one day we will all be living in space and then, and I say this with a geek-like glee, all chicks will wear hot space-girl outfits and fuck in zero gravity! lol
I’ve always had a this fantasy image of a hot Sci-fi chick who wouldn’t want me to
Crystal Gunns could beam me up any day!
take her to my leader, but rather, would want me to take her to the nearest bedroom and fuck her senseless. (And as I type this, my mind wanders to the naughty place where I store mental images of Princess Leia in that slave outfit when she is taken captive by Jabba the Hut and that green Orion Slave girl that gets Captain Kirk all hot and bothered. lol)
I don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s the whole “future” aspect of it, but space girls and Sci-fi vixens are hot to me. I’ve often thought that space girls and, of course, Princess Leia, are good jack material. (I think I used to masturbate to an old poster of Barbarella when I was in my teens! lol)
In fact, I think it would be smokin’ HOT if we did a girl-girl scene where the chicks were dressed up in Orion slave-girl outfits (Maybe even painted green!) or done up to look like Barbarella.
But, then again, maybe it’s just my inner-geek coming through…
When a woman bites another woman's nipple, it's hot! Like Eden and Bozena in a girl-girl scene from the DVD Knockin' Nipples.
Okay, So I feel like right off the bat I need to put this little disclaimer out there…
I am NOT going to blog today from the perspective of the man-hating dyke.
I wanted to put that out there because:
1) I am not a dyke.
2) I challenge you to find someone who loves the baloney pony more that I do.
But I am going to blog as a woman who, from time to time, enjoys another woman. It doesn’t make me any less attracted to men, but honestly, you know how you get turned on when you see a hot chick? So do I. How about when you see two hot chicks doing slippery and nasty things to each other’s bodies? You get worked up, right? You want to be in that sticky, girl sandwich, right?
Rebecca and Holly gettin' it on by the pool is my favorite scene from Busty Snatch Club.
Um, yeah…me, too.
Now, some people will tell you that lesbian porn is all the same. Not true, say I.
Some of it is just plain awful. I know, I’ve seen it. It’s about as hot as lukewarm coffee and it pisses me off. No one wants to watch two women half-heartedly going at it. It’s not entertaining.In fact, I would rather watch golf on television than see terrible lezzie porn, and I fucking HATE golf on T.V. Ugh. Just the thought of it makes me shudder.
So what makes lezzie porn good? Well, to me, I think it’s the buildup. I am not so much interested in two women jack-hammering each other’s twats with plastic cocks or even fingers. I am not really even that interested in seeing them lick each other’s cunts. (Although none of this is bad at all. It’s just not my favorite
When Kelly Kay and Linsey Dawn bumped bosoms, it was HOT!
To me, the hottest thing about watching two big-titted lezzies go at it, is the boob-play. (And maybe some making out. Seriously, there is nothing sexier that two women making out, soft lips on soft lips, hands exploring each other…maybe even some soft, feminine moaning.) But overall, the boob-play makes it all happen for me.
I like to see two women caress each others breasts and maybe suckle one another. I like to watch some lite biting and maybe even some titty-slapping. I want them to mash each other’s tits together and tweak each other’s hard nips. This is
I dig that Kathy tweaks Linzi C.'s dugs in this shot. Why? Because I'm sure it feels good!
what makes it hot for me. Maybe because in my mind I think that women know how to push each others buttons and when they handle each others tits, they do so as if they were fondling their own breasts.
I’ve had this conversation with my guy friends and while some of them tell me that they prefer to see two chicks and a guy in a porno (Because all of them list a B/G/G threesome as their ultimate fantasy.), most of them agree that lesbian foreplay, especially tit-play, is the hottest stuff you can jack to.
But then again they all said that they could jack to just about anything, so they might not be the best people to ask. lol
Luckily, I can blog about it and get your opinions. So, let me have it, tit men. Are you into the lezzie porn? What makes it good for you? And what big titters would you like to see go at in the future?
And Exotica is the other half of my girl-on-girl wet dream.
Ines Cudna is one-half of my ultimate lesbian fantasy.
If you ask me, my fantasy lezzie mashup would involve Ines Cudna and Latina lovely, Exotica. Probably covered in oil and screaming all sorts of profanity and slutty raunchiness while tweaking each other’s nipples and makin’ out. YUM.
How many things do you think you could stuff into Ashley's cleavage, eh?
Today I went to the boxing gym (Yes, I box. Not that Taebo bullshit, either. Real boxing.) and I met up with one of my sparring partners, Christina. She and I are great sparring partners because we both have big boobs. It’s kind of hard to box with big tits (they kinda get in the way), and I have to compensate when I block and throw punches and so does she, so it’s like we’re made for one another in the ring.
Well, when I met Christina at the gym today, she was already in her workout gear (sports bra, shorts and sneakers) and I asked to borrow her spare gloves. She told me they were in her car and then proceeded to put her entire hand into her bra and fish around in there until she pulled it out and produced her car keys. I am not talking about one key, either. I am talking about a key ring with about five keys on it. Then she said, “Can you do me a favor and put my phone in my car when you go?” and she reached back into her tits and pulled out her cell, too. Yeah…she had all that stuff tucked away in her tatas.
(I can’t lie…I tuck lots of stuff away in my cleavage, too.)
I just find it funny that chicks with big tits are like kangaroos, always tucking stuff away in their sweater-puppy pouches. I asked a few guys around the office if they’d ever seen a chick fishing around in her tits for something and they all said yes. In fact, one guy even said, “My ex-girlfriend once snuck an entire bottle of whiskey AND a camera into a concert in her tits.” Wow! I don’t care who you are, you all have to admit THAT is impressive.
I love the idea of the tit pocket so much that I once had Christy Marks head to South Beach, stuff her bra full of random items and stop strangers and ask them, “Guess what’s in my tits?” (Tits and games: The best entertainment.) lol
So, I guess what I am getting at is that tits are not only great headrests, cock holders, things to suck on and something to hold on to on the coldest of nights but also a great place to hold all of your stuff, too.
Three cheers for tits! Their diversity is excellent!
Today I want to talk about two subjects that are near and dear to my heart: areolae and nipples.
You see, I think that big tits are great but only because every tit out there has its own personality based on what kind of dug it’s sporting. There are all sorts of nips and areolae out there, and I’ve always wondered if anyone else categorizes them like I do. When I see a pair of big tits, I automatically assess the type of dug and file said tits into their own class.So I figured why not share my thoughts on nipples with you guys, eh? I would love to know if you guys have your own categories for areolae and what they are. Let’s discuss!
And now, without further ado, let’s take a quick stroll down Dug Street, gentlemen.
Pepperonnis: Otherwise known as "chicas," these areolae are darker in color and usually found on Latina ladies like Paola Rios.
Mocha Mams/m&m's: Dark and lovely dugs that look like they taste like chocolate. Janet Jade's got a great pair of m&m's.
Pink Perkies: Tiny nipples and tiny areolae that are usually lighter in color, like June Summers'.
Pierced Pups: Any type of nipple sporting jewelery like Alexis Amore's.
Super-Sizers: When areolae are large and make up more than 40% of the facade of a big tit like Denise Davies' dugs.
Faders: When areolae are so faint in color that they kind of dissappear into the rest of the tit flesh like Bea Flora's do.
You guys remember the movie Wayne’s World, when Garth said, “She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class”? That’s EXACTLY how I feel about Gianna Rossi.
Oh, Gianna, you fucking temptress you. Gianna isn’t my favorite SCORE girl, but hot damn she’s so fucking raunchy that she could make JELL-O hard. It’s a shame that I hopped on the Gianna train a little bit later than most. Everyone was always telling me how nasty she gets when she is doing XXX and girl-girl, but I didn’t realize it until I saw footage of her with Christy Marks from their time in the Bahamas when they were filming Big-Boob Paradise.
Let me put it to you this way: I watch XXX and see boobs all day. It’s what I do. But when I saw this Christy and Gianna scene, I had to look around for a second and remind myself that I was at work. Dare I say it? I was turned on. In fact, I’ll go as far as to say that I was fucking turned on and, well, I liked it. If Gianna Rossi ever wanted to talk nasty to me and have her way with me, I would do it. (I might do it more than once. Maybe more than twice! lol)
I had Lester, our video editor, put together a little video montage of these two ladies bumping tits and twats for your stroking enjoyment.
Gianna Rossi…you are one foxy bitch, and I mean that in the horniest, nicest way. In fact, in Spanish we would say that Gianna is a SUCIA! Which means a dirty girl, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
A busty babe is giving you a lap dance, and let’s face it: You really don’t care about whether she’s getting off. All you care about is that you get off. At least that’s how I look at it, selfish prick. Hey, it’s my 20 bucks.
Your mission: Get Stephanie off without taking off your pants.
But the other morning, I’m sitting around the studio, talking with EE-cup newcomer Stephanie Stalls (boobs slipping out of her robe over and over again as we speak, by the way). She’s a feature dancer, and I say to her, “Stephanie, out of every 100 guys you give a lap dance to, how many turn you on?”
“Twenty,” she says.
I’m shocked. “Twenty out of a hundred? Really? That many?”
And she smiled and said. “Are you kidding? I’m grinding my crotch against a guy who turns me on? Yeah, I get off from 20 out of a hundred.”
Wait a second…did she say “get off”? Not just wet pussy? Or a tingling? An actual orgasm?
“Actual orgasm,” she said, smiling again at my disbelief. “Sure. Why not?”
So I looked at her and said, “Stephanie, if I knew that I actually gave a dancer an orgasm during a lap dance without even pulling it out of my pants, I’d be the happiest guy in the world.”
Twenty percent. Amazing.
Think you’ve ever done it? Think about that while checking out this video from the DVD Private Stuffers 2 of lap dancer (and SCORE Girl) Crystal Gunns fucking a guy’s legs with her tits. And look for Stephanie’s debut, coming soon at SCORELAND.
One of the things we like to do at SCORELAND is poll our members about their likes, dislikes, habits and technical interests. All related to girls and big boobs, of course. Hey, we’re not Wired magazine, you know! A recent poll asked, “What is your favorite fantasy girl?” Well, a whopping 48% said teacher was their favorite fantasy babe while 33% said nurse, 9% said store clerk, another 9% liked sexy cops and only 1% enjoyed the visual of a busty driver, such as Christy Marks as a cabdriver.
I’m not sure if there’s such a thing as universal consciousness, but a poll like this is a pretty good indication that there is. Our members can see a poll question’s ongoing results only after they’ve voted, so it’s not like they’re being influenced
48% of SCORELAND members prefer busty teachers like Daylene Rio.
by other members. And the popularity of the sexy teacher among SCORELAND members does seem to match what mainstream Hollywood has done for the past 30 years with teen comedies that feature hot teachers, like My Tutor, Private Lessions, the Porky‘s series, Zapped, School Spirit and dozens more.
Alanna is my kind of visiting nurse.
What is it about the sexy teacher that made it garner 48% of the vote? I think it partly has to do with a teacher being one of the first females outside the family that we’re exposed to in the real world. Unfortunately for me, I never had any hot-looking teachers, just guys and old ladies. I did have a substitute teacher for one week who was big-boobed and attractive, but she was gone after that one time.
Me? I prefer busty nurses. What’s your fantasy type?