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How many things do you think you could stuff into Ashley’s cleavage, eh?
Originally published on August 14th, 2009.
Today I went to the boxing gym (Yes, I box. Not that Taebo bullshit, either. Real boxing.) and I met up with one of my sparring partners, Christina. She and I are great sparring partners because we both have big boobs. It’s kind of hard to box with big tits (they kinda get in the way), and I have to compensate when I block and throw punches and so does she, so it’s like we’re made for one another in the ring.
Well, when I met Christina at the gym today, she was already in her workout gear (sports bra, shorts and sneakers) and I asked to borrow her spare gloves. She told me they were in her car and then proceeded to put her entire hand into her bra and fish around in there until she pulled it out and produced her car keys. I am not talking about one key, either. I am talking about a key ring with about five keys on it. Then she said, “Can you do me a favor and put my phone in my car when you go?” and she reached back into her tits and pulled out her cell, too. Yeah…she had all that stuff tucked away in her tatas.
(I can’t lie…I tuck lots of stuff away in my cleavage, too.)
I just find it funny that chicks with big tits are like kangaroos, always tucking stuff away in their sweater-puppy pouches. I asked a few guys around the office if they’d ever seen a chick fishing around in her tits for something and they all said yes. In fact, one guy even said, “My ex-girlfriend once snuck an entire bottle of whiskey AND a camera into a concert in her tits.” Wow! I don’t care who you are, you all have to admit THAT is impressive.
I love the idea of the tit pocket so much that I once had Christy Marks head to South Beach, stuff her bra full of random items and stop strangers and ask them, “Guess what’s in my tits?” (Tits and games: The best entertainment.) lol
So, I guess what I am getting at is that tits are not only great headrests, cock holders, things to suck on and something to hold onto on the coldest of nights but also a great place to hold all of your stuff, too.
Three cheers for tits! Their diversity is excellent!
Julia has roomy cleavage.
How big are Julia Jones’ naturals? She says they’re GGG-cups, which translates to I-cups, but I guess GGG-cups sounds better. I think they’re a lot bigger. Who knows? There comes a point when ginormous is the only way to describe a rack.
Where is Julia from? Romania. Of course she’s from Romania. If you ever want to go on a big-tit oriented vacation, go to Romania.
How did I miss Julia’s debut at XLGirls.com last month? I don’t know. I’m an idiot. There’s been a lot of great stuff going on around here, and I just somehow missed it. But Julia’s encore is today at XLGirls, and I’m not going to miss it.
Which is ridiculous because I really enjoyed interviewing Julia when she was in Miami. The thing I remember most about that interview: Julia looking out the window because she was concerned passers-by might see her. I mean, this girl was about to show her tits and pussy to the entire world, and she was concerned about a few people walking by the window.
There’s just nothing like a super-stacked girl-next-door, even if next-door is in Romania.
The digital version of the December 2018 issue of SCORE is available now at eBoobStore.com (the print version will be available next week). This came to me today from our social media manager: “If we can sustain the current momentum, the SCORE December 2018 may be our best selling digital SCORE issue of the year. The May 2018 issue is the top-selling digital magazine currently.”
I can’t say I’m surprised. First, there’s the cover, a really spectacular shot of Sha Rizel pouring out of a bikini during the shooting of On Location North Coast. Plus, there’s that cover headline about Minka. We’ve known this for well over 20 years: Minka sells magazines. And then there’s the reference to G-cup natural newcomer Tina Lee, who’s really beautiful and has great tits. It was between Tina and Sha for the cover; Sha ended up getting the front cover and Tina got the back.
Also in this issue: Shannon Blue, Korina Kova, Sheridan Love fucking, Maserati getting her tits glazed and newcomer Sandra Sturm getting drilled by two studs.
If you wait for the print version, you’ll get free, full-length matching videos of every full-length pictorial in the issue. Deal!
And now, I’d like to answer some questions Blog readers have been asking:
1. Stacy Vandenberg
2. Luna Bunny
3. Brad Newman, Dustin Daring, Michael Vegas and Alex Legend.
I’m sorry…what were the questions?
By the way, I have a question: Has anyone seen the Subaru ad with the pregnant woman? The girl has a rack! Anybody know who she is?
Alice Wayne, busty schoolgirl
Labor Day Weekend is here in the United States. Most schools are already back in-session, and by early next week, all schools will be open.
So, I thought it would be a good idea to check in on what the well-dressed busty schoolgirl is wearing this year and how she’s going to torture her horny male teachers.
Alice Wayne, who our photographer described as “a very nice girl,” actually won’t be torturing her teachers this year. If today’s pictorial and video at SCORELAND are any indication, she’ll be fucking them.
And what will her fellow students get? Whatever she wants to give them.
If you’re living in a part of the world that gets the long weekend, enjoy it. Either way, enjoy Alice.
By the way, I’ve been sampling the newest Codi Vore videos that we shot in California and I can’t decide whether I like her better with a cock in her mouth, between her tits or in her pussy.
Maybe soon, you can help me decide.
Annabelle Rogers is more than just a great pair of naturals.
One of the perks of my job–if you want to call it that–is that I get to meet the new girls. I also get to interview them.
Well, let me tell you that a few weeks ago, I interviewed a great new girl. Her name is Annabelle Rogers, she’s a beautiful, blue-eyed blonde with big naturals, and she told me, “When I was a senior in high school, I was voted biggest flirt, and my friend told me that in the girls’ locker room, I was the one who was always known to be naked. Most girls would get dressed and try to hide themselves with a towel, but I was always walking around naked.”
She walked around naked for us. She also played with her beautiful naturals and pink pussy. And she talks dirty. You’d never know it by looking at her–she seems so sweet and innocent–but Annabelle loves to fuck talk.
Annabelle is coming soon to SCORELAND. How soon? Next week soon. We rushed her onto the schedule because we think she’s that good. Wait. Forget “think.” We know she’s that good.
This is not Sha Rizel. It’s newcomer Tina Lee.
I’m going to get into a lot of trouble for this. I know I am. Whenever I (or we at TSG) compare a new girl to a great girl, a girl who readers and members love dearly, it never works out well for us or the new girl.
Case in point: In 2010, I compared then-newcomer Karla James to Linsey Dawn McKenzie. The evidence is right here. Some of you went along with it, but more-typical was this reaction: “I see some similarities, but LDM is in her own league. Linsey has everything going for her, looks, personality, and the body we all fantasize about. It will be some time before we see someone who has it all. LDM is a one of a kind slice of perfection. In short, no comparison.”
To this day, many of us at TSG are convinced that readers’ outrage at the comparison cost Karla Newcomer of the Year. Eventually, most big-boob lovers came around to Karla’s greatness, but it took a while, and I take some of the blame for that.
So here we go: Tina Lee, who debuts today at SCORELAND, reminds me of Sha Rizel. FACIALLY! I said FACIALLY! I am not saying that Tina is as great as Sha. I’m not saying any of that. I am certainly not comparing her to Linsey Dawn McKenzie.
But Tina, who’s from Ukraine, looks like Sha, who’s also from Ukraine. To me. Just me. Remember: I’m the person who thinks Amaya May and Paige Turner look alike.
BTW, Tina has bigger tits than Sha.
Shit, I shouldn’t have said that.
Enjoy the view.
Codi Vore, the only American starring in “North Coast Vacation,” takes her turn today at SCORELAND with photos, a video and video diary shot on-location in the Puerto Plata area of the Dominican Republic. As the only native English-speaker among the models, Codi had a unique place on the shoot.
Unfortunately, I didn’t go to the D.R. for this tropical vacation. I was back home in the office, communicating with the girls via smartphone, iPad and computer. More about that when the release date for the new DVD On Location North Coast is announced (it’s an all group-shoot movie; lots of girls in every scene). But when our studio people told me about Codi, I was reminded of a Voluptuous model from long ago.
Back in 2001, when we did On Location Key Largo with Lorna Morgan, Kerry Marie, Chaz and Chloe Vevrier, a fifth model, Desirae, joined us to shoot photos and videos for her new website. Desirae was so knowledgeable about photography and so interested in the process that it was like having an extra photographer on the trip.
Codi is a webcam model, and she spent a lot of time in the D.R. interacting with her fans. But Codi, who almost always wears glasses, is also a young, wide-eyed girl who couldn’t believe the glorious surroundings she found herself in.
“I can go swimming and lie on the beach, and nobody cares how naked I get, and I love that,” she said. “And I get to go skinny-dipping with Sha Rizel. This is so amazing!”
Speaking of amazing, congratulations to the Washington Capitals for winning their first Stanley Cup. I’m sure that Mia Khalifa, the most-famous Caps fan in the world, was crying in her cleavage from happiness.
Back in March, I asked for your list of the 20 greatest V-Girls ever.
Yes, I wanted to know your opinion, but I had an ulterior motive: I needed help.
We were planning the September 2018 issue of Voluptuous, available now in digital format at eBoobStore.com (you can get the print version starting Tuesday; it may even be at your newsstand now). A main feature of this issue was supposed to be the 20 Greatest V-Girls Ever.
“Supposed to be?” you might ask.
Well, yes. First of all, getting the list down to 20 was nearly impossible. Do you realize how many great girls we’ve had?
And second, Blog commenter Carney22 asked, “But why stop at 20? Why not 25? Isn’t 2019 the 25th annniversary of Voluptuous?”
Exactly, Carney22. Excellent point. So we got a brief reprieve. Instead of having to get the list down to 20, we’d only have to get it down to 25.
Not so easy, either.
Anyway, our Top 25 girls are on the cover of the September 2018 issue. And now, it’s up to you to decide who’s No. 1. There’s a ballot in the issue. We’re going to announce the readers’ choice for the greatest V-Girl ever in V-mag‘s anniversary issue.
Not any easy decision, campers. Getting the list down to 25 was nearly impossible. Picking just one girl? Nurse!
What is the first question Blog readers ask when we introduce a new girl?
It’s not, “What are her hobbies?”
It’s not, “What is her favorite poem?”
And it’s not, “Is she having a nice day?”
No. The No. 1 first question by far is some variation of “Hardcore?” or “BG” or “When is she going to fuck?”
Elliot and I always laugh when this question is asked about girls who go topless-only and don’t even take off their panties or have never spread their legs. I mean, this question has been asked about Karla James, Leanne Crow…the list goes on.
But today at SCORELAND, newcomer Marina Grey answers that question with a resounding, “Yes!”
Said lovely Marina with her big naturals, “I like good sex. I have a lot of fantasies. I’ve never had sex in public and when I say public, I also mean being photographed having sex like I am now.”
Alaura gets two cocks and you get the video of this scene free with the May ’18 Voluptuous.
So let’s say you really want to see XXX Performer of the Year Alaura Grey’s one and only XXX three-way with two studs.
I don’t blame you. Alaura’s one of the greatest naturals ever, and her first hardcore scenes were possibly the biggest stories of 2017 in XL Girls and Voluptuous magazines.
But you really can’t spend $39.95 for the DVD Inside Alaura Grey, which includes that scene (or $44.95 for the Blu-ray), although it’s worth every penny.
And you don’t subscribe to XLGirls.com, where that scene is posted (along with another boy-girl scene).
Well, what if I said you could own Alaura’s three-way for FREE when you purchase the May ’18 issue of Voluptuous AND get seven more full-length scenes of other models AND get a digital version of that magazine so you can take it anywhere (for example, to the men’s room on bathroom breaks)?
It’s an unbelievable (but true) offer, and it’s what makes the new bonus editions of Voluptuous and SCORE magazines such knockout bargains: Each issue gives you access to full-length scenes of the girls in the issue and the videos match the pictorials.
By “access,” I mean the issue gives you an exclusive code. Your code is completely unique. You also get a link to the website where you can input that code and stream or download (for keeps) the bonus scenes. And none of this costs you a penny extra.
Anyway, back to Alaura: her three-way XXX is one of the bonus scenes in the print edition of the May ’18 issue of Voluptuous, which is on-sale now at eBoobStore.com.
When we first decided to include Alaura’s scene in this issue, I said to TSG Chief John Fox, “But John, we’re giving away a video that people are paying $39.95 for.”
And he looked at me and said, “Yeah, we’re crazy. But just do it.”