Tag Archive: Kelly Christiansen

It’s a big boob shake-up this week. Join in the action.

February 22, 2013 by Elliot James

While most of the world concentrates on thin Hollywood actresses and fashion models, it’s a breast-festivus for the rest of us.

At SCORELAND, Kelly Christiansen, Brandy Dean, Rockell, Lana Ivans and Nancy Navarro are straightening things out big-time. I enjoyed seeing Lana wearing a tight outfit so much, I actually didn’t want her to get undressed. Crazy, right?

Over at SCOREVideos.com, Chantal Raye gets a grip and has the situation well in hand in a lengthy tits, tugs and throat P.O.V. video. The more I see newcomer Chantal, the more impressed I am by her pretty face, huge tits and deep-throating talents.

The big news this week at XLGirls.com is the long-awaited arrival of Sofia Rose. I’m talking 52-inch, 38JJ boobs. Sofia’s got it going with a solo as a sexy secretary and keeps the pace smoking hot in a XXX bed-shaking scene with regular XL Girls stud Tony.

If you have a busty neighbor, friend or acquaintance, tell her to check out SCOREModelsWanted.com. We might be just what she’s looking for.

Kelly Christiansen: the curvy blonde’s come a long way.

February 21, 2013 by Elliot James

Kelly is a very generous woman.

“Before I walked into the studio the first time, I really, honestly did not think I could pose, and coming in and having such a good time and seeing the magazines, definitely, I couldn’t believe it.”

That’s what 2011’s SCORE Model of the Year Kelly Christiansen said. But we believed Kelly could. We had boob faith.

Kelly’s cum a long way in a short time. I only wish there were more of Kelly.

Like clones of her.

A squadron of Kellys.

One Kelly goes home and another Kelly arrives. When she leaves, a third Kelly arrives.

It may be a cliche but it does seem like only yesterday that Dave and I were meeting Kelly for the first time. We were sitting at a table in the back of the studio and asking her about her background.  I knew Kelly would be popular but I didn’t know how far she’d take it. She has a bigger-than-life look yet she’s very down-to-earth with a great sense of humor. I’m happy the way things worked out.

Kelly’s the wife of a reader. If not for him, she wouldn’t have contacted us.

Kelly’s “green room” boom-boom at SCOREtv is now playing at SCORELAND. The photos post tomorrow.  It has very horny sucking and fucking (her BJ skills are awesome) and a funny chat with Dave on the SCOREtv set after the sexing. Kelly’s been on the SCOREtv show three times.

Click here for the trailer.

I think this is my favorite Kelly XXX scene to date.

There’s a rare masturbation video at SCOREVideos that I’m also very fond of. Here’s the trailer for that video.

 

 

Boob Bloopers #8: Bloopers Unchained

January 25, 2013 by Elliot James

It’s that time again. Time for the candid cleavage camera capturing SCORELAND Girls in boob bloopers that may cause boners.

So that's what they read.

Angelina sizes Juan up.

Michelle can appreciate the American sense of humor.

Finding her happy seat.

Ivy Darmon spells it out.

Angelina Castro brings up the rear at SCOREtv

January 10, 2013 by Elliot James

Miss Castro could start a street riot in that dress.

Horny anal fracking and big-boob banging is the name of the game at SCOREtv when Angelina Castro guest stars.

This is the hotter version of SCOREtv. It’s SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, raw and unchained and now at SCORELAND.

Adult supervision is required.

SCOREtv host Dave talks to Angelina about the party in her ass while they watch highlights of the Cuban heat machine in action, then we leave the SCOREtv set and go to the full, super-hot shebang.

Angelina is hilarious as she gives her color commentary while watching the video clips with Dave. (She and Minka are natural-born comediennes.)

I’m fascinated by girls who watch their XXX scenes with an editor. It’s different and rarely done (a video within a video). I also enjoy seeing the girls’ reactions and hearing their opinions while they see themselves doing the humpy-hump.

Karen Fisher did it when she shot a bath-tub fuck scene in 2006. “This is so weird!” Karen said because it was easier for Karen, who is usually very serious, to fuck than to talk about fucking while she watched herself on a TV set. Angelina takes a completely different approach. You’ll see.

You’ll also see the only meeting of Angelina and Kelly Christiansen right before Angelina is called to the SCOREtv set. What a dream team!

Watch the trailer. Join the party.

Kelly and Angelina hang in the green room of SCOREtv.

 

 

The SCORE voting ends. The Voluptuous voting continues.

January 5, 2013 by Elliot James

The voting for SCORE‘s four contests ended on New Year’s Eve. The voting for the Voluptuous contests continues and ends on January 31.

A number of voters have included their comments, ranging from one sentence to several paragraphs. Here’s a sampling:

Sports-loving Nancy Navarro is a New York Yankees fan.

Indy liked Nancy Navarro for SCORE Newcomer of the Year: “The hardworking, sports-loving, girl-next-door who thinks she might not have the goods to be SCORE (April ’12 debut, Sept ’12, Jan ’13)? Then, add the double-play in Voluptuous (July ’12 debut, October ’12, Jan ’13) and being featured in The Greatest Big Bust DVD Ever #3? Yeah, honey’s got the goods! I’d be really surprised if she pulls something I’ve never seen since I’ve been a subscriber:  a simultaneous Newcomer of the Year winner!!”

S.C. from Sweden writes, “Minka is the best hardcore performer of all times. Nobody is better then her. What a titillating pleasure to watch her fuck!”

G.G. likes Siri: “Classic natural, huge, beautiful and shows everything plus hardcore. Estelle Taylor, Nancy Navarro and Hitomi are awesome and if they showed it all would be beat out Siri.”

Goldie Ray gets props for her unchained sexual linguistics.

K.S. has much to say about his personal faves. “I love Roxanne Miller’s body but Goldie Ray’s enthusiasm for on-camera fucking can’t be ignored. She’s one hot blonde piece of ass who can park herself on my dick any day of the week. Maserati truly is one of those ‘double-take’ models, where the first time you see her you have to rub your eyes and look again because you absolutely cannot believe what you’re seeing. She couldn’t be more perfect if she’d been engineered in a lab. Her tits are simply unreal and in my humble opinion she’s the hottest black girl ever to be in SCORE,  which is saying something. What I wouldn’t give to see her and fellow MOTY finalist Kelly Christiansen gettin’ it on in a chocolate/vanilla lezzie lickfest. Daylene Rio has been a personal favourite of mine (all-time top five, for sure) pretty much since she first appeared. SCORE‘s ultimate busty hooker, she has a look in her eye that says ‘I could suck a billiard ball through a drinking straw.’ What higher accolade is there in the annals of porndom than to receive your own starring full-length XXX DVD? I say team her up with Goldie Ray for the sequel and retreat to a safe distance!”

K.S. approves Daylene Rio.

So now we enter the last month of voting for the V-mag contests. Vote at SCORELAND or use this handy ballot. Make your voice heard, whichever way you decide. Personally, I’m glad I don’t vote. The choices are overwhelming.

Send in the ballot or vote by email.

Sometimes SCORE Men say the strangest things

December 22, 2012 by Dave

Here's Kelly Christiansen with Johnny. I kinda assumed from the giant load he shot that Johnny had a good time.

Letters. We get letters. We get lots and lots of letters.

And some of them are a bit unusual. ’Tits the season, I guess, but these days, I’ve been seeing some unusual stuff. Take this one from R.N. of New Jersey. R.N. writes, “In the write-ups that accompany your XXX layouts, I’d like to see a comment or two from the male partner describing the experience. Just a couple of brief opinions about how this girl compares to other SCORE girls he has fucked. Is she highly skilled orally? How did her pussy taste? Such comments would help me enjoy the girl even more intensely than I would without the comments. I think many readers would like to read a professional stud’s opinion of the lady.”

My response to R.N. was, “Usually, our studs show how much they enjoy our girls by cumming on their tits or faces. Many readers don’t even want to see the studs’ faces. Would any of you like to hear what they have to say?” So I’ll ask you guys the same question. I can usually tell by the action whether the blow job was good and the pussy was tight and the tits felt nice. I just can’t imagine walking up to a stud after a scene, holding up a microphone in his face and asking, “How did it feel?”

You might have to blast a wall with TNT to make a hole big enough for even one of Beshine's tits.

Okay. S.M. from Baltimore, Maryland writes, “How about making a video called ‘Big-Tit Glory Hole, The Sequel’ in which instead of like in the original Big-Tit Glory Hole video where you had guys sticking their cocks through holes and having models such as Daphne Rosen, Jade Feng and others fondle and suck on the mystery cock, let’s reverse it and have SCORE models (naturals only) stick their tits through a pair of holes that are large enough and maybe have the two dudes, two women or the dude and the lady try to guess who the boobs belong to. No hardcore! Just boob-sucking and different techniques on teasing a woman with large breasts with hot and erotic foreplay. This would be an X-Rated video of your finest women enjoying intense boob sex.”

Okay, so let me get this right: We’d see all of the guy but we’d only see girl’s tits? Hasn’t everybody been asking for LESS guy?

Set me straight on this one, SCORE Men.

S.M. continues, “The ultimate goal would be to get the viewer off, of course, and I’m pretty sure that intense boob play will do that. Models will have their mystery boobs sucked, licked, squeezed, fondled and even gently bitten and smacked. Nipple clamps and breast pumps could be used on some occasions. Boobs can be oiled and greased as well. Sounds kinky, eh? The boob play will be so intense that you can hear the models’ orgasms from the other side.”

By the way, how big is the hole that fits Beshine’s tits?

And C.W. from Tacoma, Washington writes, “I understand that there is an edition of SCORE for the United Kingdom that does not have any full-sex scenes. Is it possible to subscribe to that version in the United States? It would be much more preferable to my current practice of having to scissor the full-sex photos out of my edition upon arrival.”

No, C.W., and you’re the first person to ask for one. Congratulations.

Erection Day is here! It’s time to vote for your favorites in the SCORE and Voluptuous Awards!

October 26, 2012 by Dave

After winning 2011 V-Mag Newcomer of the Year, Hitomi is up for 2012 SCORE Newcomer of the Year and Voluptuous Model of the Year.

Election Day in the United States is only 11 days away. Thank goodness! For the past two months, voters in swing states (Florida, home of SCORELAND, is one of them) have been inundated with ads from the candidates. Every time you turn on the TV or radio, somebody is talking about the election. Meaningless drivel, all of it. The only thing that counts is the votes. And speaking of which…

The voting booths are now open for the 2012 SCORE and Voluptuous awards.

And since this is the season when politicians make meaningless promises they have no intention of keeping, I’d like to make some promises I do intend to keep:

1. The winners of the SCORE and Voluptuous awards will be super-stacked.

2. They will be far more attractive than any politician (including Sarah Palin, if she still counts as a politician).

3. Each issue of SCORE and Voluptuous will provide modeling opportunities for at least nine or 10 busty babes. Now that’s a solid plan to deal with the unemployment rate.

4. Rather than that goofy Electoral College system the U.S. uses, the winners will be based on the popular vote. One man, one vote.

And the finalists are:

2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year Valory Irene is trying to pull off the N.O.Y./Model of the Year double.

SCORE Newcomer of the Year: Estelle Taylor, Goldie Ray, Hitomi, Melissa Manning, Nancy Navarro, Roxanne Miller, Sabrina Linn, Siri

Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year: Emilia Boshe, Goldie Ray, Janne Hollan, Kristi Maxx, Krystal Swift, Melissa Manning, Melissa Reed, Nancy Navarro, Roxanne Miller, Sadie Blooms, Siri, Tahnee Taylor

SCORE Model of the Year: Angela White, Beshine, Dolly Delight, Eva Notty, Kelly Christiansen, Leanne Crow, Maserati, Sheridan Love, Valory Irene, Venera

Voluptuous Model of the Year: Ashley Sage Ellison, Elaina Gregory, Gya Roberts, Hitomi, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Leanne Crow, Micky Bells, Natalie Fiore, Renee Ross, Sophie Mae, Terri Jane

SCORE Hardcore Performer of the Year: Africa, Brittany O’Neil, Camille Morgan, Daylene Rio, Desiree, Elizabeth Starr, Kitana Flores, Minka, Stephanie Stalls, Goldie Ray, Siri

Angel DeLuca is a finalist in three Voluptuous categories. That's very impressive!

Voluptuous XXX of the Year: Bailey Santanna, Bunny de la Cruz, Camille Morgan, Desiree, Destiny Rose, Kristina Milan, Maserati, Melonie Max, Natasha Dulce, Sabina Leigh, Shyla Shy, Terry Nova

SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Cindy Cupps, Colt 45, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Julia Miles, Lacey Legends, Sammie Black, Toppsy Curvey

Voluptuous Plumper of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Carlene, Anna Kay, April McKenzie, Arianna Sinn, Camelia Davis, Dors Feline, Laurella, Marille, Marilyn White, Trinity Michaels, Violet Addams

Voluptuous Pussy of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Kay, Elaina Gregory, Goldie Ray, Gya Roberts, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Krystal Swift, Natalie Fiore, Renee Ross, Roxanne Miller, Siri

Voluptuous Ass of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Carlene, Anna Kay, Ashley Sage Ellison, Dors Feline, Goldie Ray, Karina Hart, Marilyn White, Melissa Reed, Renee Ross, Siri, Sophie Mae

Vote now at SCORELAND.

 

Profiles in cleavage

September 14, 2012 by Elliot James

 

That would be a good title for a book. “Profiles In Cleavage.”

Not a lot of text but lots of pictures.

The way boobs and butts jut out when a girl is turned to the side…this is one of my favorite views. The curvature is just right.

In sweaters, bras and panties, tight clothes or just naked. It’s all good in side-view.

We get “Scorecard” letters and emails about all kinds of favorite poses, but rarely do I see any about profile shots.

I picked these side-views not realizing that we have some birthday girls in the mix. Then I looked at a list of birthdays.

Happy birthday, Valory Irene (September 13) and Kitana Flores (September 18). Happy birthday also to Jezhabelle (September 16) and Chloe Vevrier (September 18).

 

 

Turn right at Busty Boulevard and take the Tittie Trail to SCORELAND

September 7, 2012 by Elliot James

Barbie Kelley, SCORE wife!

The Busty Housewives of SCORE include 2011 Model of the Year Kelly Christiansen and Jayden Prescott, ladies whose husbands are SCORE mag readers, saw our model search ads and inspired their better (much better) halves to contact us about modeling. Barbie Kelley now joins the club. Mrs. Kelley is the wife of a reader who owns every issue of SCORE and Voluptuous ever printed. They took some snaps of Barbie at home and sent them to SCOREModelsWanted.com. Long story short, Mrs. Kelley heats up SCOREVideos.com this weekend and struts her stuff at SCORELAND next week. (Mr. Kelley accompanied her to our studio.) I salute you, busty wives and your liberal husbands who buy SCORE.

Jazmine goes straight from a New Discovery pictorial to hardcore hooternanny at warp speed. She’s a single Florida girl who moved from New York to the Sunshine State. A wise decision. Now she can wear bikinis all day at the beach, as nature intended. Watch Jazmine blow the man down in her first scene. Asked to describe any special talent she might have, Jazmine replied, “I’m good at driving a stick shift.” You can see that in the pictures and video called “Jazmine & Jizzman,” an irresistible story that will touch your hearts and hard-ons at SCORELAND.

Jazmine can do all the sexting she wants.

 

On the subject of busty housewives, we have the President and Founder of the Busty Housewives of SCORE, Diane Poppos, who does justice to her skin-tight top and spray-on pants. A woman who brings a tear to my eye whenever I reflect upon her. Diane still has that leggy magic, too, which she attributes to wearing high heels, sometimes when she’s vacuuming the house! I salute you, original MILF of Texas.

President of the Busty Housewives of America

And now at your favorite store, the December ’12 SCORE with a bonus DVD. Visit eBoobStore.com for the full run-down and previews. If you’re into the new digital magazine format, this issue includes five embedded videos. All those cool electronic magazines predicted in the movies 2001 A Space Odyssey and Minority Report are finally here. If your store doesn’t carry SCORE, let me know and I’ll set them on the right path.

Now on sale! Get yours today.