Tag Archive: Krystal Swift

Krystal Swift’s water wings

January 9, 2018 by Elliot James 2 Comments

There’s a joke that retirement for many models is a three-week vacation. Krystal Swift took a break (we thought she had quit), returned and dropped out of sight again, and now she’s back for another spin. For how long we can’t say.

“I don’t need to draw attention because everybody knows that my boobs are huge,” Krystal told us. “I get a lot of attention every day.”

It may sound sick and perverted, but one of my favorite Krystal videos is the one she did a few years ago in which the Czech blonde is ironing a dress.

Krystal started in nude modeling after a photographer saw her. Later on…”When I saw a porn video for the first time, I wanted to try it myself. I liked it and people say I’m good at it.”

Krystal Swift has pliable water wings.

 

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Czech bouncer Krystal Swift is bad to the bone

December 9, 2017 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

Krystal Swift didn’t need to demand that the lawn guy pull his shorts down when his mower broke. She did it for him when she invited him into the bedroom.

Krystal is looking as voluptuous and sexy as ever. The last time she talked about her tits, she said she was wearing a DDD bra.

“First, guys look at my second eyes,” Krystal said with a laugh, pointing at her boobs. “Then they look at my first eyes.” When I first heard her say that, I thought she said “ass.” As in ass cleavage.

“I don’t need to draw attention to my boobs because everybody knows that my boobs are huge.”

Krystal’s English is very good and she has a sexy voice, although she rarely says more than a few sentences in her videos once she gets busy on her buddies’ boners.

We don’t see nearly enough of Krystal, in my opinion. She’s got the girl-next-door personality and looks. Nothing about her is pornish.

I can imagine visiting Prague, switching on the TV and seeing her in a shampoo commercial.

“My favorites dates are in bed getting good, long sex with a nice guy. I swallow and I don’t care for anal.”

Krystal’s first quote sounds like she’d be great girlfriend material. The second quote sounds like a wife.

Krystal is Swift when she wants a dicking down.

 

 

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A hard topic about breasts and hardcore scenes

October 6, 2015 by Elliot James 24 Comments

The SCORELAND Blog is a good platform for the topic I’m going to throw out here.

For years, there’s been a debate, on various forums among hardcore porn super-consumers, the guys who watch tons of the stuff like other people watch sports, about the differences on-screen between European porn girls and their American and British counterparts. Who’s hotter? Who’s natural and who’s mechanical in their scenes? Who’s more attractive, better at hardcore and better built? Who’s more high-energy or, on the flip side, approaching coma levels? This debate never seems to end and probably never will.

But this Blog won’t be about that.

In the SCORE universe, the girls with enhanced breasts seem more interested in doing hardcore porn than the natural-breasted girls. Or they may seem more interested because they often do hardcore from the start instead of waiting and returning to try it.

Sheridan Love, Tigerr Benson, Amy Anderssen, Alyssa Lynn, Sandra Star, Claudia Marie, Brook Ultra, Holly Brooks, Claudia KeAloha, Nadia Villanova, Bridgette B., Sharon Pink, Mischel Lee, Cathy Heaven, Patty Michova, Jenna Jayden, Lolly Ink, Barbie Kelley, Red Vixen, Marta La Croft, Harmony Reigns, Angelina Castro, Annelise Croft, Jordan Pryce, Mia Khalifa/Callista, Savannah Stevens and Demmi Valentine do hardcore.

Naturals that do hardcore are as great at sex on-camera as the enhanced girls, but the natural numbers are still behind.

Naturals who do hardcore: Liza Biggs, Maserati, Cat Bangles, Sirale, Elle Flynn, Anastasia Lux, Roxi Red, Katarina Dubrova, Cameron Skye, Maggie Green, Alana Lace, Krystal Swift, Harlow Nyx, Chloe Rose, Veronika, Marie Leone, Barbara Angel, Emilia Boshe and Cassie Cute.

So why this difference between naturals and augmented girls in the hardcore world? And does a breast connection even exist? It may not. Some girls get boob jobs because they want to become porn stars or models. During the early years of SCORE, girls got boob jobs and became dancers then moved into hardcore.

So the question is, why are there more augmented girls in hardcore than the naturals?

Thoughts?

Mia Khalifa (formerly Mia Callista)

Alana Lace

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Busty Harmony Reigns is lost in the big city. What would you do?

August 15, 2015 by Elliot James 4 Comments

You see a brunette in a low-cut pink top and tight skirt teetering around in high heels. She looks nervous and lost and holds a map in her hand. What would you do?

If you’re Steve, you offer her your coat and offer to fix a nice cuppa tea at your place. As we all know, tea is an aphrodisiac to an English girl.

Like Czech babe Krystal Swift, Harmony Reigns is not big on foreplay and neck kissing. She’d rather cut to the chase and give head, have her pussy eaten and ride the skin bus to cumsville. Harmony is from London, but the way she deep throats a guy, I thought she was from the town of Cockermouth in Cumbria.

“If you classify porn as a sport, then I’m a sports fanatic,” Harmony says. “I just want to get straight to it.” And that’s what she and Steve do in Harmony’s second ultra-horny XXX scene at SCORELAND.

Cheers, Harmony.

 

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Krystal Swift’s big oily boob date at SCORELAND

August 13, 2015 by Elliot James 1 Comment

“I don’t like to waste time with foreplay,” says smiley-faced Czech chick Krystal Swift. So the only foreplay here, if you can call it that, is Krystal getting her big tits oiled when she hops into bed with this X-Man for her first creampie scene.

Krystal is not a girl for lovey-dovey make-out sessions and cuddles as a pre-sex warm-up. Maybe she likes that stuff during long walks in the park on Sunday, but in the sack, she wants the beef bologna delivered swiftly.

Returning to the big-boob world after a two year absence, Krystal is more voluptuously robust than she was in 2013, and her hair is darker.

When I found out over a  year ago that Krystal was off-the-boob-grid, I wasn’t happy. I also thought that was it for her. She’s gone off and gotten married or met an anti-modeling guy. I’m glad my predictions were wrong.

She said in a video interview that she now wears a number 7G bra. That’s a 44DDD, according to a Czech-to-USA bra size converter. More to squeeze.

Starts today at SCORELAND.

The price of oil is low despite the large amounts Krystal's tits require.

 

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Return of the Rack: Krystal Swift is back. Now at SCORELAND

July 9, 2015 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Krystal in 2013.

Krystal Swift was off the grid for a couple of years after shooting a SCORELAND threesome called “Two Men For Miss Swift.”

I wondered if Krystal had done a vanishing act from hot modeling. It happens all the time.

Then the call came in a few weeks ago. Krystal was back and ready to shoot.

The ever-smiling blonde won at big-boob roulette. Now two years later, Krystal is looking a little more filled-out, more voluptuous and curvaceous.

“I wear a 7G bra now,” Krystal said pointing at her twin danglers. “They’re really big, but I love them.”

A 7G bra in the Czech Republic is a 44DDD in the United States and a 44F in the United Kingdom.

Today belongs to the swift. Krystal Swift.

Krystal now.

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What will be your favorite moment in the September ’14 issue of V-mag?

June 24, 2014 by Dave 2 Comments

My favorite part of the September ”14 issue of V-mag? Definitely the interview with newcomer Elle Flynn. And the photos of her all tied up and then fucked by two very lucky guys. The photo of her with one cock in her mouth and the other one between her tits. The centerfold shot in which she’s getting banged doggie style while she sucks dick and tit-fucks a guy’s thighs. And the part of her interview where she says, “I was home alone drinking a few beers, and I started thinking of one of my shoots. I was feeling a little randy, so I thought I would take care of myself. I had a beer bottle in my hand, and I had heard about glass dildos. I figured this was a similar concept, so I started playing with my clit and eventually I stuck it inside. I started sliding the bottle up and down my clit and between my lips. I came pretty hard.”

So that’s my favorite part of the September ’14 issue of V-mag, now on-sale at your favorite newsstand and in digital and print versions at eBoobStore.com.

But, then again, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with Hitomi tit-fucking a beer bottle.

Or plush blonde Krystal Swift sucking and riding cock.

Or Gya Roberts as a beer maiden who hands-free sucks her own tits and shows off her hairy cunt.

Or Bebe Cooper milking her tits, or Alana Lace destroying a tight top and so on, and so on.

What will be your favorite part of the September ’14 issue of V-mag?

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It takes two men to handle Patty Michova

January 14, 2014 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Today at SCORELAND, Patty Michova will doublehandedly wipe out two hardy men.

Patty has really shown a skill set for threesomes. This is her second tripleplay.

European SCORE Girls have a talent for doubleheaders. Sharon Pink, Krystal Swift, Angel Wicky and Sirale have all gone for two in recent months, and Vicky Soleil has a doubleplay upcoming.

But no one should ever count out the Americans. They still take the lead. Kitana Flores, Stephanie Stalls, Brittany O’Neil, Amber Lynn Bach, Sabrina Lynn, Sabina Leigh, Rachel Love, Camille Morgan and Claudia Kealoha have all worn out their tag-teams.

What do you favor, if any? A two guys-one girl threesome or a two girls-one guy session like the famous Daylene Rio-Sara Jay bounce-fest?

Patty goes wild on the bar, on the bar stools and on the floor.

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The game is called, “Can You Top This?” I don’t think you can.

October 6, 2013 by Dave 1 Comment

Newcomer Patty Michova returned to SCORELAND Friday. She’s fucking again, no surprise. But the question is, does she out-do what she did in her first SCORELAND boy-girl?

I’m talking about this.

You know, I’ve been at SCORE for 12 years and was a magazine and SCORELAND subscriber for a long time before that. But I don’t think I’ve ever seen a photo like this one.

I mean, the girl’s 1.) upside-down; 2.) suspending herself on the pole; and 3.) sucking cock. Never seen anything like it. Might never see anything like it again.

I’ve seen Cassitty no-hands self-sucking both tits while bouncing up and down on a cock.

I’ve seen Krystal Swift take two cocks in her pussy at the same time.

But this? Never.

SCORELAND and XLGirls.com members, you have the entire websites as your, shall we say, deck of cards. I’m going all-in with this photo of Patty. Call my bet with a better photo or call. Make sure you include the link.

 

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