I guarantee you I’m never going to be a co-host on Project Runway or America’s Next Top Model. First of all, Heidi and Tyra are not into me, which is totally understandable. Secondly, what they have the girls wear on these shows and their copycats are nothing less than degrading atrocities. Who would wear this garbage, in any situation? So you can tell I’m not a fan of high-falutin’ glamour-wear or anything like it. Which leads me to my blog question of the day.
What do you like to see SCORE, V-Mag and XL Girls wearing in the opener of a pictorial or video? Now, my taste in what girls wear in general runs to what I call “hottie casual.” I’m proud of that. Less is always more to me, especially with the model’s outfits. There’s a price tag to my fashion interests, like sometimes being called “filthy lech,” “swine” and “sexist pig.” I’m proud of that too. It would be nice if girls wore fantasy costumes and stripperwear in everyday life, but the human race has not evolved highly enough yet. I figure another 500 years.
Natalie goes Daisy Dukes.
Tube dresses. Invented by a genius.
Some readers have told me that they like to see a model wearing what she might wear in a supermarket, aka “everyday life.” But the majority of women (in this country, anyway) dress low-key and are not into wearing clothes that show off their bodies in “everyday life.” I don’t know what supermarkets those guys go to, but I see a lot of baggy jeans and loose tops or long dresses in the one I shop in. And what the models wear in department-store catalogs (except for the bra ads) is boring.
So my question to you is this: In the photos and vids, do you prefer to see a model glammed-up like Shione Cooper with her fur coat and all the rest of the glamour-puss trimmings, or do you go for “hottie casual” like Natalie Fiore idealizes with her high-cut denim shorts? And what are some of your favorite outfits you’ve seen the girls wear in recent times?
Last year, we ran a poll asking “What is your favorite look in a model?” 26% picked glammed-up, 48% picked Girl-Next-Door and a large 26% answered that it didn’t matter. (Probably because they skip the clothing shots completely until the models show skin.) Please comment below or email Scorecard@scoregroup.com.
If you tell me you see girls at the beach like Summer, YOU LIE!!
Winter is coming to a nice big chunk of the world, but here in South Florida and farther south, bikinis are still good to go. I try to get to the beach once every other week or so, but it’s still rare that I catch a glimpse of anyone remotely resembling any of these SCORE Girls.
Even when I lived across the street from the ocean in Fort Lauderdale, I still rarely saw anyone as stacked as any of the girls in SCORE or V-Mag. My friends in California tell me the same thing. At first glance, I’d think someone looked pretty busty, and then after careful analysis, I realized she didn’t even come close to the total package of a Terry Nova or a Lorna Morgan. They’re why God invented the bikini. Not that I haven’t given up. I’ll never do that. But a day on the beach, and strip clubs, too, always reminds me how special these girls are. So I still keep my eyes open and my BeAScoreModel post cards ready.
I don’t know for sure who invented the string bikini, the one item all SCORE and Voluptuous girls should pack in their suitcases (besides their bras, tank tops and booty shorts). Whoever created this wearable dental floss, I’d like to shake their hand for bringing happiness to the world. Some sources claim the inventor of the string bikini was a Brazilian fashion model named Rose de Primallio who sewed one quickly for a photo shoot. Another story is that a public relations man and his wife had a designer create a string bikini in 1974 for a show during the opening of a shopping center in the French Quarter of New Orleans.
Ooops, fall out alert!
Another perfect bikini body.
Seeing as how Brazil is the center of the universe for the skimpiest, tiniest bikinis girls have worn in public, I’d go with the Brazilian fashion model backstory. String bikinis and extreme bikinis represent all that is good, wholesome and healthy. Before I go to sleep and when I wake up, I give thanks for a.) big boobs and b.) string bikinis. Behind every woman wearing a burka is a woman eager to try on a string bikini. They might even be wearing string bikinis under their burkas and no one would ever know. Check out SCORELAND for more bikini busties.
Oh, did we fail to mention that we have some new tits for you? 🙂
Gentlemen, feel free to send a warm and stiff cock salute to Elaina Gregory, a five-foot-tall brunette cutie from Arizona whose breasts will WOW! you.
(She is five-feet-tall and her tits ARE HUGE!)
Elaina told us that photography is her favorite hobby and she likes to wear crotchless panties…which is always a WIN! in our book.
We caught up with Elaina in the SCORELAND dressing room and found out some interesting things about this 27-year-old newcomer.
For starters, she really enjoyed posing for our photographers. And this hottie was, once upon a time, a soldier in the army. (We’d like to do some hand-to-hand combat with her…knowhaddamean?)
Look out for some more getting-to-know-you videos from this newcomer. Elaina’s first video goes lives on SCOREVideos.com today! On Tuesday and Wednesday, her first photo shoot and second video goes live on XLGirls.com. If you’re in the SCORELAND Loyalty program, you probably have a pass to those sites.
Crystal is a former Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. Is the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame in her future?
The January ’11 issue of SCORE isn’t officially scheduled to go on sale until November 2, but apparently, the issue has already found its way into several readers’ hands. That’s not surprising. Our subscriber fulfillment department mails out issues as soon as they get them, and many retailers don’t wait until the official on-sale date to put the latest mag on the racks (which is why you sometimes see more than one issue of SCORE or Voluptuous for sale at the same time).
Anyway, the reason I know the January ’11 issue is on-sale is that it’s our annual awards issue, and votes for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, 2010 Model of the Year and the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame are already starting to pour in. Voting will start in the members area of SCORELAND sometime in mid-November.
So, since the proverbial cat is already out of the proverbial bag, here are the finalists in each category.
Newcomer of the Year: Alexa, Angelina Castro, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Christiansen, Miosotis, Shione Cooper and Taylor Steele.
Model of the Year: Angel Gee, Annina, Ashley Sage Ellison, Christy Marks, Daphne Rosen, Daylene Rio, Eva Notty, Indianna Jaymes, Janet Jade, Karina Hart, Maggie Green, Merilyn Sakova, Minka, Morgan Leigh and Natalie Fiore.
Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Autumn-Jade, Casey James, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Diane Poppos, Inesse, Julia Miles and Nicole Peters.
FYI, a model must have appeared in SCORE during the 2010 publishing year to be eligible for the Newcomer and Model awards. A model must have retired to be eligible for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. So, yes, that’s the bad news regarding Nicole Peters and Crystal Gunns.
One more FYI: Eagle-eyed boob men will realize that Angelina Castro debuted in 2009 and is somehow eligible for 2010 Newcomer of the Year. That’s because the difference between Angelina now (super-sized) and Angelina then is so drastic, by all intents and purposes, she’s a newcomer.
You know, maybe I’m a bit sensitive about this subject because I’ve been the editor of SCORE for all but 17 issues since September 2001, but whenever I hear the 1990s described as the Golden Age of big tits–you know, ultra slim ‘n’ stacked girls like SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers and Busty Dusty–I get a bit defensive. There’s no denying that the 1990s really was a golden age of super-enhanced girls with impossibly huge tits sitting on top of impossibly tiny waists. Sure, we’ve had some great girls built in that mold since 2001 (Crystal Gunns, Morgan Leigh, Daphne Rosen, Annina, etc.), but for that kind of girl–the kind that regularly appeared on Jenny Jones and Springer–the 2000s can’t hold a candle to the 1990s.
But you know what? When it comes to naturally stacked girls, the 1990s can’t hold a candle to the 2000s. Not even close. Sure, the ’90s gave us Linsey, Chloe, Lorna, Autumn, Kerry Marie, Diane Poppos, Sammie and a lot of other great girls. But since then, these naturals have come our way: Sharday, Karina Hart, Christy Marks, Merilyn Sakova, Natalie Fiore, Janet Jade, Miosotis, Bea Flora, Nadine Jansen, Nicole Peters, Ashley Sage Ellison, Angela White, Ines Cudna, Brandy Talore, Annie Swanson and so on and so on and so on and so on. And since the start of the new decade, we’ve added Karla James, Arianna Sinn, Taylor Steele and Valory Irene to the mix. I haven’t even mentioned the V-Mag girls.
And I’m going to take this one step further and say that the mix of girls in the magazine and at SCORELAND is better now than it was in the ’90s. People like to say, “The good old days” and “I remember when,” but our minds tend to play tricks on us. We sometimes think that what we had is better than what we have. I’m sometimes surprised to look back and see that some of my favorite porn girls from the ’70s and ’80s, like Sue Nero, Lisa De Leeuw and Kay Parker, weren’t nearly as busty as I remember them being. Compare any current issue of SCORE to any issue from the ’90s–other than a Boob Cruise issue–and you’ll probably come away saying, “These are the best of times.”
That September ’01 SCORE was my first issue as editor, and it just happened to be the “20 Greatest Naturals” celebration. Well, for September 2011, we’re busy planning another “20 Greatest Naturals” issue, and I’m willing to bet that 15 of the 20 will be from 2001 on. Over the next several months, I’ll give you more details about that issue and how we’re going to arrive at the Top 20. There’ll be voting, etc. And if the past 10 years are any indication, over the next several months, a few more candidates for that list will come along.
As usual, when it comes to big tits, there’s a lot to look forward to.
Think it's that vitamin-rich Czech beer? Could be.
Some girls don’t get enough praise. I have three right here who deserve a hunka burning love.
Jennifer Vokova and Ivy Darmon: a couple of cleavage-carrying Czech curvettes. I don’t know how long they plan to model, but I hope they stick around for a while.
Britain's Cathy tasted Super Maxi.
Born to bare it.
Tatiana Blair, a homegrown California cutie. (If we ever wanted to do a Snookie take-off, Tatiana gets my vote to play her.) So show the love. Appreciate them while you have ’em. Because your encouragement gives a model positive energy. It doesn’t cost anything, just a couple of minutes of finger time.
I have some birthday shout-outs this week. Women who understand what a man and his prostate needs. Cynthia Flowers and Persia Monir were born on Sept. 27. Cathy Barry and Bozena were born on Sept. 28. LaTina and Lovely Libra were born on Sept. 29. Jada Deville was born on Sept. 30. Natalie Fiore on October 2. Veronica Vaughn’s birthday is Oct. 3. Happy birthday, ladies. keep it up.
Women with very big breasts. Mujeres de pecho muy abultado. I haven’t ever had the opportunity to go to South America but SCORE photographers have. They didn’t go there to shoot exotic birds. Well, they kinda did. So here are a few of my favorite citizens of Paraguay, Brazil and other S.A. nations, and none of them are politicians, movie stars or novelists. Most of them live 3821 miles from Miami. Not exactly around the corner. But they are worth it.
We never penetrated Mexico, for some reason and no Mexican girls have ever contacted us. We took American models there but we never found any. I guess that’s how things just work out. There are a lot more S.A. girls inside SCORELAND. many more including one-shots and one-hit wonders. Another interesting thing about these four is that they had no desire for any kind of XXX. The most daring of the bunch is Romina. She uses toys (and she really knows how to use them). Cynthia doesn’t like to even show her pussy. Maybe it has something to do with them growing up in Catholic countries. They’ll freely talk about sex and they say they have good sex lives but they don’t want to do it in front of the camera. In the long run, it’s all about their titties anyway. Otherwise, SCORELAND would be in danger of becoming another D-cup porn site. I hope we can find more Rominas and Paolas in 2011.
Eden looks slightly princess Leia-ish with these buns in her hair and for a Sci-fi nerd like me, that is AWESOME!
From time to time, I like to poke around SCORELAND and check out the Model Directory. I like that all of our models are there, just a few clicks away and that it’s so organized, so I can check out all videos, photos and magazines that a particular model has been in. But mostly, I like to see who our members are rating as the Top 20 Babes on SCORELAND. Sometimes, the Top 20 consists of no-brainers like Arianna Sinn and Karina Hart, but other times, less-popular models make their way up the top 20 and I am surprised, pleasantly, of course. For example, I popped in to check the Top 20 today and who should happen to be in #4, but Eden!
Eden is what I like to refer to as an oldie, but a goodie. She first appeared in the July ’96 issue and then came back to wow SCORE readers in the ’00 March issue (Most notable for its covergirl, Chelsea Charms!). She modeled under the alias of Justine, too. I have always had a place in my heart for Eden because of her Princess Leia buns and her 32DD tits. (Yes, I made a Star Wars reference!) Her buns and her boobs speak to me. She has quite the build. And with that strange jewelry, she looks like a science-fiction character. And although she only posed twice and has not resurfaced to model again, our readers know a good pair of boobs when they see them and have elevated her to the #4 spot on the Top 20 Babes of SCORELAND. What can I say besides you guys have great taste? Perhaps one day we will see another hottie like Eden, buns and all, but for now, let us bask in the glory of what was and give this lovely lady the stiff-dick salute.
SCORE Man C.A. from West Midlands, United Kingdom writes, “It’s funny that we all have those favorite pictures that we love to look at again and again. I have several, but a particular favorite of mine is from 2008. It’s from the “Big Boob Paradise” SCORE Calendar. Gianna Rossi’s March picture takes my breath away every time I look at it. The way she’s using her arms to gently squeeze her tits together and the way you get a little glimpse of bush over the top of her red panties gets me every time.
“Do any fellow SCORE Men have a picture they love to look at again and again? What about a favorite cover? The Holiday ’06 SCORE cover of Morgan Leigh is a classic. As far as V-Mag goes, the June ’07 Nadine Jansen cover takes some beating. C’mon, SCORE Men…what’s your favorite?”
SCORE Man C.A.'s go-to photo
A cover that SCOREd.
A cover that doesn't leave much to the imagination.
