Categories for Boob Watch
March 21, 2011 by Dave
There's no way Arianna can see her pussy as it's being eaten. Her tits just have to be getting in the way!
T.N., a “Scorecard” regular, writes: “You know you have a girlfriend with big tits when…
You’re trying to stuff an entire tit into your mouth and she says, “There is no way you will fit it in,” and you know she’s right.
You’re looking through SCORE or Voluptuous and you realize that your girlfriend is bigger then a lot of the models.
Christy Marks looks small.
Your girlfriend’s girlfriends tell her that they are jealous of her breasts.
You’re titty fucking her and your cock completely disappears.
She is always telling you that guys are making comments about her boobs.
She holds her tits while you are fucking her brains out, but you tell her not to because you like to watch them bounce.
She’s sitting on your face while you’re eating her pussy and she has to move her breasts to the side so she can watch.
Your friends, usually when they are drunk, tell you they can’t believe the size of your girlfriend’s tits and then proceed to tell you what they would do to them if they had the chance.
She puts on a sweater when it’s cold but when you see her wearing it, she looks so good you fuck her tits right on the spot.
Her tits enter a room two seconds before she does.
You’re fucking her doggie style and her tits are smashing her in the face.
She turns an ordinary call into phone sex and tells you how big her tits and nipples look and you blow a load just thinking about it.”
Got any others, Blog readers?
March 16, 2011 by Dave
Is Angela White ready to take the plunge?
Last June, commenting on a posting in the SCORELAND Blog, Angela White wrote, “It’s fine for the guys to want to see hardcore with all their fav models 24/7. I just think they should tone down the pressure! If a model does hardcore only because she feels pressured by fans it’s likely to be a boring scene at best or a depressing scene at worst. So I just think we should appreciate what the models are willing to do, and be ecstatic when/if a model chooses to do hardcore on her own accord. Woman’s body, woman’s choice.”
Back in the January 2008 issue of SCORE, I wrote about a conversation I had with Angela in Eleuthera, the Bahamas during the filming of Big-Boob Paradise.
“You know, Angela,” I said to her one day. “Of all the models I’ve met since I became SCORE editor, you’re the one who I was most certain would one day do boy-girl.”
“I know,” she said. “There are a bunch of times when I thought I was going to do it. I think I will one day. I’m just waiting for the right time.”
Angela White. SCORE Girl since 2003. Has the right time arrived?
March 13, 2011 by Maria
I love British babes. I like everything from their milky skin to their delightful accents. Oh, and their tits. I really like their tits. These two British hotties, Dors Feline and Terri Jane are part of what I am calling the British invasion of SCORELAND and instead of yelling, “The British are coming!” we are all yelling, “The British are making me CUM!” (I mean, look at those TITS! It makes you wonder WTF they are putting in the water across The Pond.)
I found this photo while perusing all of the new content we scored of these hotties on location in St. Martin, recently. Something about this shot spoke to me. While we don’t see T&A in this particular photo, I like to think it displays T&A to come. I look at Dors’ huge knockers and Terri’s equally huge knockers and I sigh contentedly. This photo proves that the future is full of all the right kinds of bumps and curves and to that, I can say, “ME LIKEY. ME LIKEY A LOT.”
If only all women were built like these Brits. The world would be a better place. Get excited, guys! There is nothing like a layout of two beautiful busties side-by-side.
xoxo
Maria
March 7, 2011 by Dave
March 1, 2011 by Maria
Sarah Mercury's food orgy set includes a lot of chocolate and berries!
But what the fuck do “they” know, anyway? ‘Round these parts, we like our chocolate during sex, hence why occasionally, we enjoy what I like to refer to as, THE ‘FUCK ME’ SUNDAE.
Crystal's chocolate-covered guns look like a mouthful!
Chloe's looks like she needs a helping tongue.
The fuck me sundae is like a dessert for your eyes, tummy and dick all at once. You see, it starts off with a hot chick and ends with her covered in sticky chocolate syrup. And there’s this helpful part of me that thinks, “Hey, that girl needs help. Someone should lick all that chocolate off of her. Hey! I can do that!” You know…’cause I’m helpful. lol
Over the years, we have shot a bunch of these kinds of photosets, but the top three, for me anyway, are Crystal Gunns, Sarah Mercury and Chloe. Maybe it’s because I would gladly help them get clean any day of the week and twice on Sundae? (I know, I know! I’m so punny!)
I know we’ve talked about whipped cream before, but what do you think about the chocolate situation? Some people might be put off by the messiness of it, but not me. I like chocolate and I like hot chicks, so it works for my perv side. But what about you guys? Chime in on chocolate!
xoxo
Maria
February 22, 2011 by Dave
A new photo set set of Kristina Milan from the March ’11 Voluptuous goes live today at SCORELAND. Now, I love Kristina’s milky jugs, and I definitely get off on the way she rests her tits on guys’ thighs while giving blow jobs, but you know what? I’m not sure I ever need to see another photo of Kristina naked because the sight of her in tight tops does it for me. So here are two photos of Kristina. The one in the white top, in which her cleavage seems to go on for hours (I dare you to look her in the eyes), is from today’s posting. The one on the right, in which she absolutely destroys a black bodysuit, is from an upcoming Voluptuous pictorial. The appropriate response to both photos is, “Holy shit!”
February 21, 2011 by Dave
A boob man confessed that he recently jacked to Kelly Christiansen. This is not an earth-shattering revelation.
S.M., a regular letter-writer from Baltimore, Maryland, writes: “I have a confession to make.”
A confession? Did he murder somebody? Cheat on his wife or girlfriend? Jack to a flat-chested girl?
“It’s an eyebrow-raising confession, also. I’ve unexpectedly gotten the hots, well, sort’ve, for Kelly Christiansen.”
That’s eyebrow-raising? S.M., you and about a million other guys.
“Okay, I know you’re like, ‘How’s that a shocker?'”
Exactly. That’s exactly how I’m like.
“Well, because, I’m not really into the surgically enhanced models. I’m a naturals-only big-boobs fan.”
Well, this isn’t exactly like saying, “I usually like girls with A-cups, but I’ve fallen in love with Beshine.”
“Kelly has been lingering on my mind, and pretty heavily, too. I couldn’t get her out of my mind, so I gave in to Kelly and had to face the reality that despite her counterfeit boobs, Kelly is super hot.”
Counterfeit boobs? Dude, a girl stuffing socks in her bra makes her boobs counterfeit. Kelly’s boobs are not counterfeit. By the way, Blog readers, I think what S.M. just said is that he gave in and jacked to Kelly. His mind said no, but his cock said yes, and you know who always wins that battle when we’re looking at naked women.
“I’ve looked past her boobs and accepted her for who she is, and that’s a very attractive, sweet-faced and down-t0-Earth tall blond, and most of all, she actually has a chance to be one of my fantasy girls.”
Well, congratulations, Kelly! Oh. That’s what S.M. says.
“So congratulations, Kelly. You may have made history for me.”
Actually, S.M., congratulations to you: You have now officially expanded your pool of girls you can jack to.
Comments, anyone?
February 20, 2011 by Maria
It's hard to say if this is an outfit or just, um, tape? But either way, I LOVE IT.
Or rather, what isn’t she wearing? This picture came in from one of our location shoots and let me just say that this outfit (Or, conveniently placed tape?) is HOT! I like this very much. It says, “I am wearing something and nothing at all,” and I am very into that. Where would someone wear this kind of thing? Who cares?! I think she should be wearing this all the time. I mean, I would like to see her in this at the grocery store, wouldn’t you!? You can all look forward to this layout very soon. I know I am looking forward to it!
xoxox,
Maria
February 12, 2011 by Dave
Beshine prepares to sign the XXX-cup bra that will be given away in the May 2011 issue of SCORE.
We are now 11 years removed from the 1990s, and the era of the naturally stacked model has supposedly been upon us for a long time. Sure, the occasional Crystal Gunns, Morgan Leigh, Cindy Cupps and Beshine comes along, but these days, boob men like their women naturally stacked, right?
Well, maybe not. A recent Blog poll asked, “What is your opinion about super-slim ‘n’ stacked models like Beshine?”
And while only 29% said, “I love them. Beshine is what a SCORE Girl should look like,” those 29% outnumbered the 25% who said, “I don’t like them. I prefer naturals.”
Of course, the results of last year’s “Best of the Decade” Top 100, in which no augmented models cracked the Top 20, say otherwise. But our highly unscientific poll also revealed that 28% said, “Tits are tits. The bigger the better.” So, by my count, that means 57% of those who participated in the poll are okay with the mega-stacked augmented girls.
What does all this mean? Who knows? It could mean that girls like Beshine are one-in-a-million and they’re always welcome at SCORELAND. But, as I said, they’re one-in-a-million (probably literally), and anyone who doesn’t fit the Beshine template isn’t welcome. Or it could mean, as the answer said, “tits are tits.”
Or it could mean that the poll was wholly unscientific and completely meaningless.
What do you think? I mean, you told us already, but we need details. I’m just wondering: Does the era of the mega-stacked SCORE Girl merely seem to be over because there just aren’t many of them. If they started flooding back–if a new generation of girls like SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers and Angelique suddenly appeared–would you welcome them with open arms and hard cocks?
February 8, 2011 by Dave
Morgan in a sweater that really shouldn't be as tight as it is, as seen in the March ’11 SCORE and coming this Thursday to SCORELAND.
Morgan destroys a monokini, proving that she's certainly a Girl of Summer.
Morgan Leigh returns to SCORELAND on Thursday in a pictorial titled, “A Girl For All Seasons,” and I don’t think there’s ever been a more appropriate headline. Morgan, the 2006 SCORE Newcomer of the Year and one of my favorite models ever, is one of those girls who looks great no matter what she wears. You know, it’s one thing for a girl to have a super-slim waist (23 inches) and huge tits (J-cups), and there have been a few girls in SCORE history with waists as tiny and tits as big. But Morgan’s tits are kind of conical and capped with super-pointy nipples, and the combination makes for a rack that looks especially good in clothing.
So here’s my tribute to Morgan, a great bikini girl, a great sweater and tight tops girl. The fact that you just might be able to jack to these photos even though she isn’t showing any nipple might be the best tribute of all.
Even super-busty girls often don't look stacked in tube tops, but Morgan does.
Morgan Leigh in a traditional bikini. I mean, are there any words to describe this photo?
